From a concert programme:--

"BALLET. (for which Miss Gladys Groom

has won the Challenge Cub in

connection with Lady Rachel

Byng's Olympic Game Tests)

SONG. 'Show us how to do the Fox Trot'

(Miss Ruby Groom and chorus)."

It seems to us that Miss GLADYS'S reward would have been more

appropriate to Miss RUBY.

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[Illustration: GIVEN AWAY.

_Boy._ "MOTHER, WE OUGHTN'T TO BE IN THIS CARRIAGE, OUGHT WE? IT'S

FIRST-CLASS."

_Mother._ "OH, DARLING, YOU MEAN WE OUGHT TO BE ECONOMISING IN

WAR-TIME?"

_Boy._ "BUT, MOTHER, WE _ARE_ ECONOMISING, AREN'T WE? WE'VE ONLY GOT

THIRD-CLASS TICKETS."]

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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 150, June 21st, 1916 · 第 38 / 39 题