I replied:--

DEAR MR. PETHERTON,--I am beginning my letter, as you see, in

the formal way, but from your opening move I foresee that a

more affectionate tone will supervene before we are through

with the matter in hand. This will be in accordance with

the immemorial custom that has prevailed in the delightful

intercourse between us on various subjects. Now, as to the

Concert. My suggestion, mutely expressed through a little

forgetfulness on my part, missed fire. If this isn't expressed

clearly I mean I hoped you would understand that I sent the

tickets because I hoped that you would buy them. Or, to put

the matter very plainly, I sent you two tickets. Have you

5_s._ that's doing nothing? If so, send it me for goodness'

sake, and keep the tickets, which I'm sending back in this.

If the 5_s._ is busy with the War Loan, don't disturb it of

course, but send me the tickets back, or sell them to somebody

else. I think that's all clear, so now we'll get on to the

next point. I don't sing--outside a church. I fancy

it's Wright, the blacksmith, a fine upstanding bass with

full-throated movement, that you can hear. He leaves his

spreading chestnut-tree on Wednesdays and Fridays for

rehearsals in my drawing-room, and it's difficult to keep his

voice from straying over into your premises, even with the

windows shut. I'm sorry if he annoys you, but, anyway, as the

Concert takes place next Wednesday, he won't worry you much

longer. I hope you will come in your group. I can send you

more tickets if you need them.

Yours faithfully,

H. J. FORDYCE.

I hope your hens are fruit-bearing. Eggs are a terrible price just

now, aren't they?

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