BARGAIN AND SALE
That is a disastrous moment in the history of any man in which he
concludes that the problems of life are easy of solution. Life has been
likened by teachers of ethics to a great school, but the comparison is
not wholly apt. As an educational system, life is decidedly not up to
date; the curriculum lacks flexibility, and the list of easy electives
and "snap" courses is discouragingly brief. A reputable poet holds that
"life is a game the soul can play"; but the game, it should be
remembered, is not always so easy as it looks. It could hardly be said
that James Wheaton made the most of all his opportunities, or that he
had mastered circumstances, although his biography as printed in the
daily press on the occasion of his succession to the mock throne of the
Knights of Midas gave this impression with a fine color of truth, and
with no purpose to deceive.
The West makes much of its self-made men, and points to them with pride,
whenever the self-making includes material gain. The god Success is
enthroned on a new Olympus, and all are slaves to him; and when public
teachers thunder at him, his humblest subjects smile at one another, and
say that it is, no doubt, well enough to be reminded of such things
occasionally, but that, after all, nothing succeeds like success. Life
is a series of hazards, and we are all looking for the main chance.
James Wheaton's code of morals was very simple. Honesty he knew to be
the best policy; he had learned this in his harsh youth, but he had no
instinct for the subtler distinctions in matters of conduct. Behind
glass and wire barricades in the bank where he had spent so many of his
thirty-five years, he had known little real contact with men. He knew
the pains and penalties of overdrafts; and life resolved itself into a
formal kind of accountancy where the chief thing was to maintain credit
balances. His transfer from a clerical to an official position had
widened his horizon without giving him the charts with which to sail new
seas. Life had never resolved itself into capital letters in his
meditations; he never indulged in serious speculation about it. It was
hardly even a game for the soul to play with him; if he had been capable
of analyzing his own feelings about it he would have likened it to a
mechanical novelty, whose printed instructions are confusingly obscure,
but with a little fumbling you find the spring, and presto! the wheels
turn and all is very simple.
He tore up the note with irritation and threw it into the waste paper
basket. He called the Chinese servant, who explained that a boy had left
it in the course of the morning and had said nothing about an answer.
The Bachelors' did not usually muster a full table at Sunday dinner. All
Clarkson dined at noon on Sunday, and most of the bachelors were
fortunate enough to be asked out. Wheaton was not frequently a diner
out by reason of his more slender acquaintance; and to-day all were
present, including Raridan, the most fickle of all in his attendance. It
had pleased Wheaton to find that the others had been setting him apart
more and more with Raridan for the daily discipline they dealt one
another. They liked to poke fun at Raridan on the score of what they
called his mad social whirl; there was no resentment about it; they were
themselves of sterner stuff and had no patience with Raridan's
frivolities; and they were within the fact when they assumed that, if
they wished, they could go anywhere that he did. It touched Wheaton's
vanity to find himself a joint target with Raridan for the arrows which
the other bachelors fired at folly.
The table cheer opened to-day with a debate between Caldwell and Captain
Wheelock as to the annual cost to Raridan of the carnation which he
habitually wore in his coat. This, in the usual manner of their froth,
was treated indirectly; the aim was to continue the cross-firing until
the victim was goaded into a scornful rejoinder. Raridan usually evened
matters before he finished with them; but he affected not to be
listening to them now.
"I was reading an article in the Contemporary Review the other day that
set me to thinking," he said casually to Wheaton. "It was an effort to
answer the old question, 'Is stupidity a sin?' You may not recall that a
learned Christian writer--I am not sure but that it was Saint Francis de
Sales,--holds that stupidity is a sin."
The others had stopped, baffled in their debate over the carnation and
were listening to Raridan. They never knew how much amusement he got
out of them; they attributed great learning to him and were never sure
when he began in this way whether he was speaking in an exalted
spiritual mood and from fullness of knowledge, or was merely preparing a
pitfall for them.
Warry continued:
"But while this dictum is very generally accepted among learned
theologians, it has nevertheless led to many amusing discussions among
men of deep learning and piety who have striven to define and analyze
stupidity. It is, however, safe to accept as the consensus of their
opinions these conclusions." He made his own salad dressing, and paused
now with the oil cruet in his hand while he continued to address himself
solely to Wheaton: "Primarily, stupidity is inevitable; in the second
place it is an offense not only to Deity but to man; and thirdly, being
incurable, as"--nodding first toward Wheelock and then toward
Caldwell--"we have daily, even hourly testimony, man is helpless and
cannot prevail against it."
"Now will you be good?" demanded Wheaton gleefully. He had an air of
having connived at Raridan's fling at them.
"Oh, I don't think!" sneered Caldwell. "Don't you get gay! You're not in
this."
"In the name of the saints, Caldwell, do give us a little peace," begged
Raridan.
Wheelock turned his attention to the Chinaman who was serving them, and
abused him, and Wheaton sought to make talk with Raridan, to emphasize
their isolation and superiority to the others.
"That's good music they have at the cathedral," he said.
Brown now took the scent.
"Did you hear that, Wheelock? Well, I'll be damned. See here, Wheaton,
where are you at anyhow? We've been looking on you as one of the sinners
of this house, but if you've joined Raridan's church, I see our finish."
"Don't worry about your finish, Brown. It'll be a scorcher all right,"
said Raridan, "and while you wait your turn you might pass the salt."
There was no common room at The Bachelors', and the men did not meet
except at the table. They loafed in their rooms, and rarely visited one
another. Raridan was the most social among them and lounged in on one or
the other in his easy fashion. They in turn sought him out to deride
him, or to poke among his effects and to ask him why he never had any
interesting books. The books that he was always buying--minor poems and
minor essays, did not tempt them. The presence of _L'Illustrazione
Italiana_ on his table from week to week amused them; they liked to look
at the pictures and they had once gone forth in a body to the peanut
vender at the next corner, to witness a test of Raridan's Italian, about
which they were skeptical. The stormy interview that followed between
Raridan and the Sicilian had been immensely entertaining and had proved
that Raridan could really buy peanuts in a foreign tongue, though the
fine points which he tried to explain to the bachelors touching the
differences in Italian dialects did not interest them. Warry himself was
interested in Italian dialects for that winter only.
Wheaton went to his room and made himself comfortable. He re-read the
Sunday papers through all their supplements, dwelling again on the
events of the carnival. He had saved all the other papers that contained
carnival news, and now brought them out and cut from them all references
to himself. He resolved to open a kind of social scrap book in which to
preserve a record of his social doings. The joint portraits of the king
and queen of the carnival had not been very good; the picture of Evelyn
Porter was a caricature. In Raridan's room he had seen a photograph of
Evelyn as a child; it was very pretty, and Wheaton, too, remembered her
from the days in which she wore her hair down her back and waited in the
carriage at the front door of the bank for her father. She had lived in
a world far removed from him then; but now the chasm had been bridged.
He had heard it said in the last year that Evelyn and Warry were
undoubtedly fated to marry; but others hinted darkly that some Eastern
man would presently appear on the scene.
All this gossip Wheaton turned over in his mind, as he lay on his divan,
with the cuttings from the Clarkson papers in his hands. He remembered a
complaint often heard in Clarkson that there were no eligible men there;
he was not sure just what constituted eligibility, but as he reviewed
the men that went about he could not see that they possessed any
advantages over himself. It occurred to him for the first time that he
was the only unmarried bank cashier in town; and this in itself
conferred a distinction. He was not so secure in his place as he should
like to be; if Thompson died there would undoubtedly be a reorganization
of the bank and the few shares that Porter had sold to him would not
hold the cashiership for him. It might be that Porter's plan was to keep
him in the place until Grant grew up. Again, he reflected, the man who
married Evelyn Porter would become an element to reckon with; and yet if
he were to be that man--
He slept and dreamed that he was king of a great realm and that Evelyn
Porter reigned with him as queen; then he awoke with a start to find
that it was late. He sat up on the couch and gathered together the
newspaper cuttings which had fallen about him. He remembered the
imperative summons which had been left for him during the morning; it
was already six o'clock. Before going out he changed his clothes to a
rough business suit and took a car that bore him rapidly through the
business district and beyond, into the older part of Clarkson. The
locality was very shabby, and when he left the car presently it was to
continue his journey in an ill-lighted street over board walks which
yielded a precarious footing. The Occidental Hotel was in the old part
of town, and had long ago ceased to be what it had once been, the first
hostelry of Clarkson. It had descended to the level of a cheap boarding
house, little patronized except by the rougher element of cattlemen and
by railroad crews that found it convenient to the yards. Over the door a
dim light blinked, and this, it was understood in the neighborhood,
meant not merely an invitation to bed and board but also to the
Occidental bar, which was accessible at all hours of the day and night,
and was open through all the spasms of virtue with which the city
administration was seized from time to time. The door stood open and
Wheaton stepped up to the counter on which a boy sat playing with a cat.
"Is William Snyder stopping here?" he asked.
The boy looked up lazily from his play.
"Are you the gent he's expecting?"
"Very likely. Is he in?"
"Yes, he's number eighteen." He dropped the cat and led Wheaton down a
dark hall which was stale with the odors of cooked vegetables, up a
steep flight of stairs to a landing from which he pointed to an oblong
of light above a door.
"There you are," said the boy. He kicked the door and retreated down the
stairs, leaving Wheaton to obey the summons to enter which was bawled
from within.
William Snyder unfolded his long figure and rose to greet his visitor.
"Well, Jim," he said, putting out his hand. "I hope you're feelin' out
of sight." Wheaton took his hand and said good evening. He threw open
his coat and put down his hat.
"A little fresh air wouldn't hurt you any," he said, tipping himself
back in his chair.
"Well, I guess your own freshness will make up for it," said Snyder.
Wheaton did not smile; he was very cool and master of the situation.
"I came to see what you want, and it had better not be much."
"Oh, you cheer up, Jim," said Snyder with his ugly grin. "I don't know
that you've ever done so much for me. I don't want you to forget that I
did time for you once."
"You'd better not rely on that too much. I was a poor little kid and
all the mischief I ever knew I learned from you. What is it you want
now?"
"Well, Jim, you've seen fit to get me fired from that nice lonesome job
you got me, back in the country."
"I had nothing to do with it. The ranch owners sent a man here to
represent them and I had nothing more to do with it. The fact is I
stretched a point to put you in there. Mr. Saxton has taken the whole
matter of the ranch out of my hands."
"Well, I don't know anything about that," said Snyder contemptuously.
"But that don't make any difference. I'm out, and I don't know but I'm
glad to be out. That was a fool job; about the lonesomest thing I ever
struck. Your friend Saxton didn't seem to take a shine to me; wanted me
to go chasing cattle all over the whole Northwest--"
"He flattered you," said Wheaton, a faint smile drawing at the corners
of his mouth.
"None of that kind of talk," returned Snyder sharply. "Now what you got
to say for yourself?"
"It isn't necessary for me to say anything about myself," said Wheaton
coolly. "What I'm going to say is that you've got to get out of here in
a hurry and stay out."
Snyder leaned back in his chair and recrossed his legs on the table.
"Don't get funny, Jim. Large bodies move slow. It took me a long time to
find you and I don't intend to let go in a hurry."
"I have no more jobs for you; if you stay about here you'll get into
trouble. I was a fool to send you to that ranch. I heard about your
little round with the sheriff, and the gambling you carried on in the
ranch house."
"Well, when you admit you're a fool you're getting on," said Snyder with
a chuckle.
"Now I'm going to make you a fair offer; I'll give you one hundred
dollars to clear out,--go to Mexico or Canada--"
"Or hell or any comfortable place," interrupted Snyder derisively.
"And not come here again," continued Wheaton calmly. "If you do--!"
It was to be a question of bargain and sale, as both men realized.
"Raise your price, Jim," said Snyder. "A hundred wouldn't take me very
far."
"Oh yes, it will; I propose buying your ticket myself."
Snyder laughed his ugly laugh.
"Well, you ain't very complimentary. You'd ought to have invited me to
your party the other night, Jim. I'd like to have seen you doing stunts
as a king. That was the worst,"--he wagged his head and chuckled. "A
king, a real king, and your picture put into the papers along of the
millionaire's daughter,--well, you may damn me!"
"What I'll do," Wheaton went on undisturbed, "is to buy you a ticket to
Spokane to-morrow. I'll meet you here and give you your transportation
and a hundred dollars in cash. Now that's all I'll do for you, and it's
a lot more than you deserve."
"Oh, no it ain't," said Snyder.
"And it's the last I'll ever do."
"Don't be too sure of that. I want five hundred and a regular
allowance, say twenty-five dollars a month."
"I don't intend to fool with you," said Wheaton sharply. He rose and
picked up his hat. "What I offer you is out of pure kindness; we may as
well understand each other. You and I are walking along different lines.
I'd be glad to see you succeed in some honorable business; you're not
too old to begin. I can't have you around here. It's out of the
question--my giving you a pension. I can't do anything of the kind."
His tone gradually softened; he took on an air of patient magnanimity.
Snyder broke in with a sneer.
"Look here, Jim, don't try the goody-goody business on me. You think
you're mighty smooth and you're mighty good and you're gettin' on pretty
fast. Your picture in the papers is mighty handsome, and you looked real
swell in them fine clothes up at the banker's talkin' to that girl."
"That's another thing," said Wheaton, still standing. "I ought to refuse
to do anything for you after that. Getting drunk and attacking me
couldn't possibly do you or me any good. It was sheer luck that you
weren't turned over to the police."
Snyder chuckled.
"That old preacher gave me a pretty hard jar."
"You ought to be jarred. You're no good. You haven't even been
successful in your own particular line of business."
"There ain't nothing against me anywhere," said Snyder, doggedly.
"I have different information," said Wheaton, blandly. "There was the
matter of that post-office robbery in Michigan; attempted bank robbery
in Wisconsin, and a few little things of that sort scattered through the
country, that make a pretty ugly list. But they say you're not very
strong in the profession." He smiled an unpleasant smile.
Snyder drew his feet from the table and jumped up with an oath.
"Look here, Jim, if you ain't playin' square with me--"
"I intend playing more than square with you, but I want you to know that
I'm not afraid of you; I've taken the trouble to look you up. The
Pinkertons have long memories," he said, significantly.
Snyder was visibly impressed, and Wheaton made haste to follow up his
advantage.
"You've got to get away from here, Billy, and be in a hurry about it.
How much money have you?"
"Not a red cent."
"What became of that money Mr. Saxton gave you?"
"Well, to tell the truth I owed a few little bills back at Great River
and I settled up, like any square man would."
"If you told the truth, you'd say you drank up what you hadn't gambled
away." Wheaton moved toward the door.
"At eight to-morrow night."
"Make it two hundred, Jim," whined Snyder.
Wheaton paused in the door; Snyder had followed him. They were the same
height as they stood up together.
"That's too much money to trust you with."
"The more money the farther I can get," pleaded Snyder.
"I'll be here at eight to-morrow evening," said Wheaton, "and you stay
here until I come."
"Give me a dollar on account; I haven't a cent."
"You're better off that way; I want to find you sober to-morrow night."
He went out and closed the door after him.
Two or three men who were sitting in the office below eyed Wheaton
curiously as he went out. The thought that they might recognize him from
his portraits in the papers pleased him.
He retraced his steps from the hotel and boarded a car filled with
people of the laboring class who were returning from an outing in the
suburbs. They were making merry in a strange tongue, and their
boisterous mirth was an offense to him. He was a gentleman of position
returning from an errand of philanthropy, and he remained on the
platform, where the atmosphere was purer than that within, which was
contaminated by the rough young Swedes and their yellow-haired
sweethearts. When he reached The Bachelors' the dozing Chinaman told him
that all the others were out. He went to his room and spent the rest of
the evening reading a novel which he had heard Evelyn Porter mention the
night that he had dined at her house.
The next day he bought a ticket to Spokane, and drew one hundred dollars
from his account in the bank. He went at eight o'clock to the Occidental
to keep his appointment, and found Snyder patiently waiting for him in
the hotel office, holding a shabby valise between his knees.
"You'll have to pay my bill before I take this out," said Snyder
grinning, and Wheaton gave him money and waited while he paid at the
counter. The proprietor recognized Wheaton and nodded to him. Questions
were not asked at the Occidental.
At the railway station Wheaton stepped inside the door and pulled two
sealed envelopes from his pocket. "Here's your ticket, and here's your
money. The ticket's good through to Spokane; and that's your train, the
first one in the shed. Now I want you to understand that this is the
last time, Billy; you've got to work and make your own living. I can't
do anything more for you; and what's more, I won't."
"All right, Jim," said Snyder. "You won't ever lose anything by helping
me along. You're in big luck and it ain't going to hurt you to give me a
little boost now and then."
"This is the last time," said Wheaton, firmly, angry at Snyder's hint
for further assistance.
Snyder put out his hand.
"Good by, Jim," he said.
"Good by, Billy."
Wheaton stood inside the station and watched the man cross the
electric-lighted platform, show his ticket at the gate, and walk to the
train. He still waited, watching the car which the man boarded, until
the train rolled out into the night.