1. ULYSSES. All these things, Circe, I believe that I have learned and
well remember. But I would willingly ask thee, whether thou hast any
Grecians here, which being men thou hast transformed into wolves and
lions.
CIRCE. Very many, dearest Ulysses, but wherefore do you ask the
question?
ULYSSES. Because in good truth I am of opinion I should gain a high
reputation among the Greeks, if by thy favor I could restore these men
to human shape again, and not suffer them through any negligence of
mine to wax old in the bodies of beasts, where they lead a miserable
and ignominious life.
CIRCE. Surely, this man, fool as he is, believes it requisite that his
ambition should be unfortunate not only to himself and his friends, but
to those that nothing belong to him.
ULYSSES. Thou art now jumbling and mixing another villanous potion of
twittle twattle, and wouldst plainly turn me into a beast too, if thou
couldst make me believe that it were a misfortune to be transformed
from a beast to a man.
CIRCE. What hast thou made thyself better than a beast, who, forsaking
an immortal life, free from the miseries of old age, with me, art
making such haste through a thousand threatening calamities to a mortal
and (as I may say) old wife, pursuing an empty good and a shadow
instead of real truth, and all this, thinking to be more conspicuous
and famous than thou art.
ULYSSES. Well, Circe, let it be as thou sayest; for why should we be
always contending about the same thing? However, do me the favor to
restore these men, and give them into my custody.
CIRCE. By Hecate, not so fast neither; these are no ordinary fellows.
But ask them first whether they are willing. If they refuse, do you,
being such an eloquent gentleman, discourse them and persuade them; if
you cannot persuade them, being too hard for ye at your own weapon,
then let it suffice ye that you have ill consulted your own and the
good of your friends.
ULYSSES. Blessed woman, wherefore dost thou mock me thus? For how can
they either talk or hear reason, so long as they are asses, hogs, and
lions?
CIRCE. Be of good comfort, most ambitious of men; I will so order the
business, that they shall both understand and discourse; or rather, let
one suffice to hear and return answers instead of all the rest. Look
ye, here is one at hand; pray talk to him.
ULYSSES. Prithee, Circe, by what name shall we call him? Who is this
fellow of all the men in the world?
CIRCE. What’s this to the purpose? Call him Gryllus, if you please; and
for my part, I’ll leave ye together, that ye may not suspect him for
speaking contrary to his mind to please me.