CHAPTER X--The Coup of "The Planet"

About half-past five, a plump old country-woman, with a brown tissue

veil over her ruddy, wrinkled face, waddled into a green-grocer's not

far from South Audley Street. She bade the young man in the shop a

wheezy "Good day," and asked if she might be bold enough to inquire

whether Lady Henry Borrowdaile's housekeeper were a customer. Yes, the

youth admitted with pride, for anything in their line which was not sent

up from the Marquis of Wastwater's, in the country, they had the honour

of serving her Ladyship.

"Ah! I thought how it would be, your place being so near, and the

nicest round about," said the old country-woman. "The truth is, I have

to go to the house on a disagreeable errand. I volunteered to do it for

a friend, and I've forgotten the number. I've to break some bad news to

one of the housemaids."

"Not Miss Jessie Adams, I hope!" protested the young man, blushing up to

the roots of his light hair.

"Yes, it is poor Jessie," said the old woman. "You know her?"

"We've been walking out together the last six months. I suppose her

father's took bad again, or--or worse?"

"He's living--or was when I left; but----" and the old-fashioned bonnet

with the veil shook ominously. "Well, I must go and do my duty. I hope

she'll be able to get home for a week or so."

A few minutes later, Joan, delighted with her disguise and the detective

skill she was developing, rang the servants' bell at the Borrowdailes'.

She had learned what she had hoped to learn, the name of one of the

maids, and she had also learned something more--the fact that Jessie

Adams had a father whose state of health would afford an excuse for

absence; and the existence of a lover, who would probably urge immediate

marriage if there were enough money on either side.

The old countrywoman with the brown veil was voluble to the footman who

opened the door. She explained that she had news from home for Jessie

Adams, and was shown into a servant's sitting-room, where presently

appeared a fresh-looking girl with languishing eyes, and a full, weak

mouth.

"Oh, I thought perhaps it would be Aunt Emmy!" exclaimed the young

person in cap and apron.

"No, I'm not Aunt Emmy, but you may take it I'm a friend," replied the

old woman. "Don't be frightened. Your father ain't so very bad, but

your folks would be glad to have you at home if you could manage it.

And, look here, my gell, here's good news for you. You may make a tidy

bit of money by going, if you can get off at once--this very night. How

much must you and that nice young man of yours put by before you can

marry?"

"We can't marry till he sets up in business for himself, and it will

take a hundred pounds at least," said the girl. "We've each got about

ten pounds saved towards it. But what's ten pounds?"

"Added on to ninety it makes a hundred, and you can earn that by lending

your place here for one fortnight to a niece of mine, who wants to be a

journalist and write what the doings inside a smart house are like.

She'd name no names, so you'd never be given away. All you'd have to do

would be to tell the housekeeper your father was took bad, and would she

let you go if you'd bring your cousin Maria in your stead--a clever,

experienced girl, with the best references from Lord Northmuir's house?"

"My goodness me, you take my breath away!" gasped Jessie Adams. "How do

I know but your niece is a thief who'd steal her Ladyship's jewels?"

"You don't know, except that I say she isn't. But, anyhow, what does it

matter to you? You don't need to come back or ever be in service again.

Here's the ninety pounds in gold, my dear. You can bite every piece, if

you wish; and you've but to do what I say to get them before you walk

out of this house. You settle matters with the housekeeper, and I'll

have my niece call on her within the hour."

The girl with the languishing eyes and the weak mouth had her price,

like many of her betters, and it happened to be exactly ninety pounds.

Joan had brought a hundred, and considered that she had made a bargain.

Jessie consented to speak to the housekeeper, and the countrywoman

departed. By this time it was dusk. She took a four-wheeler and drove

to the gates of the Park. In a dark and lonely spot the outer disguise

was whisked off, and the paint wiped from her face. Underneath her

shawl she wore a neat black dress, suitable for a housemaid in search of

a situation. This, too, Joan had thoughtfully obtained at Clarkson's,

whence her pale blue cloth had been despatched by messenger to Woburn

Place. The bonnet was quickly shaped into a hat; the stuffing which had

plumped out the thin, girlish form was wrapped in the shawl which had

concealed it, and hidden under a bush. Joan's own hair was combed primly

back from her forehead, and strained so tightly at the sides as to

change the expression of her face completely. "Cousin Maria" was as

different from Miss Joan Carthew as a mouse is from a bird of Paradise.

Cream could not be more velvety soft than Joan's voice, the eye of a

dove more mild than hers, as she conversed with Lady Henry Borrowdaile's

housekeeper. And she was armed with a magnificent reference. There had

been a Maria Jordan at Lord Northmuir's, as housemaid, in Joan's day

there, but the real Maria had gone to America, and it was safe and

simple to write in praise of this young person's character and

accomplishments, signing the document Mercy Milton. At worst, even if

Lady Henry's housekeeper sent the reference to Lord Northmuir's

housekeeper, the imposition could not be proved. Maria might have had

time to come back from America, and Miss Milton, now departed, might

have consented to please the housemaid by giving her a written

recommendation.

But Maria Jordan's manner as an applicant to fill her cousin's place was

so respectful and respectable, and the need to decide was so pressing,

that Lady Henry's housekeeper resolved to accept Jordan, so to speak, on

face value. That same night Jessie Adams went home (or somewhere else),

and her cousin stepped into the vacant niche.

Meanwhile, Joan had, on the plea of picking up her luggage, driven to

one or two cheap shops in the Tottenham Court Road, and provided herself

with a tin box and a suitable outfit for a superior housemaid. She was

thankful to find that she would have a room to herself, and delighted to

discover that Jessie Adams and Mathilde, Lady Henry's own maid, had been

on terms of friendship. Their rooms adjoined; Jessie had been teaching

Mathilde English in odd moments, and Mathilde had often obligingly

carried messages to the enamoured greengrocer.

Joan lost not a moment in winning her way into Mathilde's good graces,

wasting the less time because she had already made preparations with a

view to such an end. She had bought a large box of delicious sweets,

which she pretended her own "young man" had given her, and this she

placed at the French girl's disposal. It happened that Lady Henry was

dining out and going to the theatre afterwards that night, and Mathilde,

being free, visited Maria easily in her room, where she sat on the bed,

swinging her well-shod feet and eating cream chocolates. Maria, in the

course of conversation, chanced to mention that her "young man" was the

partner of a French hairdresser in Knightsbridge; that the two were

intimate friends; that the hairdresser was young, singularly handsome,

well-to-do, and looking out for a Parisienne as a wife. This Admirable

Crichton was in France at present, on business, Maria added, but he

would return in the course of a fortnight, when Maria's "young man"

should effect an introduction, as she was sure that Monsieur Jacques

would fall in love at first sight with Mathilde.

Mathilde pretended indifference, but she thought Maria the nicest girl

she had met in England, far more _chic_ than Jessie; and when she heard

that her new friend longed to be a lady's maid, she offered to coach her

in the art. Maria was gushingly grateful, for though she had (she said)

already acted as maid to one or two ladies, they had not been "swells"

like Lady Henry, and lessons from Mathilde would be of inestimable

value.

"I suppose," she went on coaxingly, "that if I showed you I could do

hair nicely, and understood what was wanted of a lady's maid, you

wouldn't be took ill, and give me a chance to try my hand on Lady Henry?

Practice on her Ladyship would be worth a lot of lessons, wouldn't it?

My goodness! I'd give all my savings for such a chance in a house like

this! Think of the help it would be to me afterwards to say I'd been

understudy, as you might call it, to a real expert like Mathilde, Lady

Henry Borrowdaile's own maid, and given great satisfaction in the part!

It might mean a good place for me. I ain't jokin', mademoiselle. I've

got twenty-five sovereigns saved up, and if you'll have neuralgia so bad

you can't lift your head from the pillow for three or four days, those

twenty-five sovereigns are yours."

"_Mais_, for me to have ze neuralgia, it do not make that milady take

you for my place," said the laughing Mathilde.

"No, but leave that to me. You shall have the money just the same."

"All right," said Mathilde, giggling, scarce believing that her friend

was in earnest. "I have ze neuralgia _demain_--to-morrow."

Joan sprang up and went to the new tin box. She bent over it for a

moment, with her back to Mathilde; then she turned, with a stocking in

her hand--a stocking fat in the foot, and tied round the ankle with a

bit of ribbon. "Count what's there," she exclaimed, emptying the

stocking in Mathilde's lap.

There were gold and silver, and even a little copper. Altogether, the

sum amounted to that which Maria had named, and a few shillings over.

Mathilde was dazzled. What with this bird in hand, and another in the

bush (the eligible hairdresser), she was ready to do almost anything for

Maria. Later that night, in undressing Lady Henry, she complained of

suffering such agony that she feared for the morrow. Luckily, should

she be incapacitated for a short time, there was a girl now in the house

(a young person in the place of the first housemaid, absent on account

of trouble in the family) who had been lady's maid and knew her

business. Lady Henry was too sleepy to care what might happen

to-morrow--indeed, scarcely listened to Mathilde's murmurings; but when

to-morrow was to-day, and a sweet-faced, sweet-voiced girl announced

that Mathilde could not leave her bed, the spoiled beauty remembered

last night's conversation. After some grumbling, she consented to try

what Jordan could do; and while the second housemaid pouted over Maria's

work, Maria was busy ingratiating herself with Lady Henry--ingratiating

herself so thoroughly that Mathilde would have trembled jealously for

the future could she have seen or heard. Joan was one of those rare

creatures, born for success, who set their teeth in unbreakable resolve

to do whatever they must do, well. Being a lady herself, with all a

lady's fastidious tastes, she knew how a lady liked to be waited upon.

She was not attracted by Lady Henry, whom men called an angel, and women

"a cat," but she was as attentive as if her whole happiness depended on

her mistress's approbation. Mathilde was efficient, but frivolous and

flighty, sometimes inclined to sulkiness; and Lady Henry, superbly

indifferent to the sufferings of servants, decided that she would not be

sorry if Mathilde were ill a long time.

Two or three days went by; Joan kept the Parisienne supplied with

_bonbons_ and French novels, and carried up all her meals, arranged

almost as daintily as if they had been for her Ladyship. Mathilde was

happy, and Joan was--waiting. But her patience was not to be tried for

long.

On the third day, she was told that her mistress was dining at home,

alone with Lord Henry. This was such an unusual event that Joan was

sure it meant something, especially when Lady Henry demanded one of her

prettiest frocks. A footman, inclined to be Maria's slave, was smiled

upon, intercepted during dinner, and questioned. "They're behaving like

turtle-doves," said he.

Joan had expected this. "That little cat has guessed or discovered that

everything is settled, and she means to get the truth out of him this

evening, so that somehow she can give the news to _The Daily Beacon_

to-night, in time to go to press for to-morrow," the girl reflected.

She was excited, but the great moment had come, and she kept herself

rigidly under control, for much depended upon calmness and fertility in

resource. "They will have their coffee in Lady Henry's boudoir," Joan

reflected, "and that is when she will get to work."

She thought thus on her way upstairs, carrying a dress of Lady Henry's,

from which she had been brushing the marks of a muddy carriage-wheel.

She laid it on a chair, and saw on another a milliner's box. Her

mistress had not mentioned that she was expecting anything, and Joan's

curiosity was aroused. She untied the fastenings, lifted a layer of

tissue paper, and saw a neat, dark green tailor-dress, with a toque made

of the same material and a little velvet. There was also a long, plain

coat of the green cloth, with gold buttons, and on the breast pocket was

embroidered an odd design in gold thread.

Joan suddenly became thoughtful. This dress was as unlike as possible

to the butterfly style which Lady Henry affected, and all who knew her

knew that she detested dark colours. Yet this costume was distinctly

sombre and severe; and the name of the milliner was unfamiliar to Joan.

"It's like a disguise," the girl said to herself, "and I'll bet anything

that's what it's for. She went to a strange milliner; she made a point

of the things being ready to-night; she chose a costume which would

absolutely change her appearance, if worn with a thick veil. And then

that bit of embroidery on the pocket! Why, it's a miniature copy of the

design they print under the title of _The Beacon_. It is a beacon,

flaming! She means to slip out of the house when she's got the secret

safe, and somebody at the office of the paper will have been ordered to

take a veiled woman with such a dress as this up to Portheous' private

office, without her speaking a word. Well--a woman will go there, but I

hope it won't be Lady Henry."

Without stopping for an instant's further reflection, Joan caught up the

box and flew with it to her own room, where she pushed it under the bed.

She then watched her chance, and when no one was in sight, darted into

the boudoir, where she squeezed herself behind a screen close to the

door. She might have found a more convenient hiding-place, but this,

though uncomfortable, gave her an advantage. If the two persons she

expected to enter the room elected to sit near the fireplace, as they

probably would, Joan might be able to steal noiselessly away without

being seen or heard.

She had not had much time to spare, for ten minutes after she had

plastered herself against the wall, Lord and Lady Henry came in. They

went to the sofa in front of the fire and chatted of commonplaces until

after the coffee and _Orange Marnier_ had been brought. Then Lady Henry

took out her jewelled cigarette-case, gave a cigarette to her husband

and took one herself. To light hers from his, she perched on Lord

Henry's knee, remaining in that position to play with his hair, her

white fingers flashing with rings. She cooed to her husband prettily,

saying how nice it was to be with him alone, and how it grieved her to

see him weary and worried.

"Is the old Russian Bear going to take hands and dance prettily with

little Japan and big China, darling?" she purred. "You know, precious,

talking to me is as safe as talking to yourself."

"I know, my pet. Thank goodness, the strain is over. England and

France together have brought such pressure to bear, that Russia was in a

funk. The ultimatum we issued----"

"Oh, then, the ultimatum _was_ sent?"

"Yes. If Russia had held firm, nothing could have prevented war. But

for obvious diplomatic reasons, the papers must not be able to state

officially that any negotiations of the sort have ever taken place.

There has been a rumour, but that will die out."

"Ah, well, I'm glad there won't be war; but as _you're_ not a soldier,

and can't be killed, it wouldn't have broken my heart. Kiss me and let's

talk of something amusing. Your poor pet gets a headache if she has to

think of affairs of State too long."

Joan did not wait for the end of the last sentence. She began with the

utmost caution to move the farther end of the screen forward, until she

could reach the door-handle. With infinite patience she turned the knob

at the rate of an inch a minute, until it was possible to open the door.

Then she pulled it slowly, very slowly, towards her. At last she could

slip into the corridor, where she had an instant of sickening fear lest

she should be detected by a passing servant. Luck was with her, however;

but instead of seizing the chance to run upstairs unseen, she stopped,

shut the door as softly as it had been opened, and then knocked. Lady

Henry's voice, with a ring of relief, called "Come in!" Joan showed

herself on the threshold, and announced that a person from Frasquet's,

of George Street, had called to say that by mistake a costume ordered by

Lady Henry had been sent to the wrong address, but that search would at

once be made, and the box brought to South Audley Street as soon as

found.

Lady Henry sprang up with an exclamation of anger, and called down the

vengeance of the gods upon the house of Frasquet.

"Might I suggest, your Ladyship, that I go with the messenger, and make

sure of bringing back the box, if the dress is a valuable one?" asked

Joan.

Lady Henry caught at this idea. Joan was bidden to run away and not to

come back till she had the box. "I will give you a sovereign if you

bring it home before midnight," she added.

Joan walked calmly out with the box from Frasquet's, took a cab, and

drove to Woburn Place, where, in her own room, she dressed herself as

Lady Henry had intended to be dressed. The frock and coat fitted

sufficiently well, for Jordan and her mistress were somewhat of the same

figure. An embroidered black veil, with one of chiffon underneath,

completely hid her features; and, heavily perfumed with Lady Henry's

favourite scent, at precisely a quarter to eleven she presented herself

at the office of _The Daily Beacon_. A gesture of a gloved hand towards

the flaming gold on the coat was as if a password had been spoken. She

was conducted to a private office on the first floor, and there received

by a bearded, red-faced man, who sprang up on her entrance.

"Well--well?" he demanded.

The veiled and scented lady put her finger to her lips.

"'Sh!" she breathed. Then, disguising her voice by whispering, she went

on. "Russia China, and Japan have signed the alliance, in spite of

England and France, whom they have defied very insolently, and it's only

a question of a short time before the storm breaks. There! That's all,

in a nutshell. I must run away at once."

[Illustration: "'Sh!' she breathed."]

"A thousand thanks! You're a brick!" Mr. Portheous pressed the gloved

hand and left a cheque in it. "We shall go to press with this

immediately."

Joan glanced at the cheque, saw it was for seven hundred pounds, and

despised Lady Henry for cheapening the market. Her waiting cab drove her

a few streets farther on, to the office of _The Planet_. A card with

the name of Miss Carthew, and "Important private business" scrawled upon

it, was the "Open, sesame!" to Sir Edmund Foster's door.

"Have you your cheque-book handy?" she nonchalantly asked.

"What for?"

"_Quid pro quo._" Joan rushed into her whole story, which she told from

beginning to end, proving its truth by showing Mr. Portheous' cheque

made out to Mrs. Anne Randall. "Lady Henry, no doubt, has an account

somewhere under that name. She's too sharp to use her own," added the

girl. "Do you believe me now?"

"Yes. You're wonderful. I shall risk printing the news exactly as you

have given it to me."

"You won't regret your trust. But I don't want your cheque to-night.

I'll take it to-morrow, when I can say: 'I told you so.'"

"Would you still like to come on our staff--at a salary of ten pounds a

week?"

"No, thank you, Sir Edmund. I've brought off my big _coup_, and

anything more in the newspaper line would be, I fear, an anticlimax.

Besides, I want to play with my fifteen hundred pounds."

"What shall you do now?"

"Go back to the house which has the honour of being my home, change my

clothes, hurry breathlessly to South Audley Street, and inform Lady

Henry that her costume can't be found. She will then, in desperation,

decide to send a note to _The Daily Beacon_, which, my prophetic soul

whispers, she will order me to take."

"Shall you go?"

"Out of the house, yes--never, never to return, for my work there is

done. But not to the office of _The Beacon_. Lady Henry's box shall be

sent to her by parcel post to-morrow morning, and Mrs. Randall's cheque

will be in the coat pocket. That will surprise her a little, but it

won't matter to me; for, after having called here for my cheque, I think

I'll take the two o'clock train for the Continent. I shall have plenty

of money to enjoy myself, and I feel I need a change of air."

"You are wonderful!" repeated Sir Edmund Foster.

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