ONE STAR.

Occasionally I receive letters from friends whom I have not seen

lately addressed to Lieutenant M---- and apologising prettily inside

in case I am by now a colonel; in drawing-rooms I am sometimes called

"Captain-er"; and up at the Fort the other day a sentry of the Royal

Defence Corps, wearing the Créçy medal, mistook me for a Major,

and presented crossbows to me. This is all wrong. As Mr. GARVIN

well points out, it is important that we should not have a false

perspective of the War. Let me, then, make it perfectly plain--I am a

Second Lieutenant.

When I first became a Second Lieutenant I was rather proud. I was a

Second Lieutenant "on probation." On my right sleeve I wore a single

star. So:

*

(on probation, of course).

On my left sleeve I wore another star. So:

*

(also on probation).

They were good stars, none better in the service; and as we didn't

like the sound of "on probation" Celia put a few stitches in them to

make them more permanent. This proved effective. Six months later

I had a very pleasant note from the KING telling me that the days

of probation were now over, and making it clear that he and I were

friends.

I was now a real Second Lieutenant. On my right sleeve I had a single

star. Thus:

*

(not on probation).

On my left sleeve I also had a single star. In this manner:

*

This star also was now a fixed one.

From that time forward my thoughts dwelt naturally on promotion. There

were exalted persons in the regiment called Lieutenants. They had two

stars on each sleeve. So:

* *

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