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Beat, drum! Rub-a-dub-dub! Blow, trumpets! Toot-a-toot-too!
This is Vanka's birthday. Let's have music. All are welcome. Come, let
us gather. Rub-a-dub-dub! Toot-a-toot-too! Vanka is strutting about in
his new red blouse, exclaiming:
"Brothers, you are welcome. There is plenty to eat. The soup is made of
the freshest shavings; the cutlets of the very best and cleanest sand;
doughnuts of different-colored papers; tea of the finest boiling water.
You are all welcome. Music, play! Rub-a-dub-dub! Rub-a-dub-dub!
Toot-a-toot-too!"
The room was crowded with visitors. The first to arrive was the bulging
Wooden Top.
"Z-z-z! Z-z-z! Where is the birthday child? Z-z-z! Z-z-z! I am very
fond of making merry in good company."
The next to arrive were two Dolls; one, blue-eyed Anya with a slightly
damaged nose; the other, black-eyed Katya with one arm missing. Both
came in very modestly and sat down on the toy couch.
"Let us see the treat Vanka has for us," said Anya, "I think he boasts
too much. The music isn't bad, but I have my doubts about the treat."
"Anya, you are always grumbling," said Katya, chidingly.
"And you are always ready to argue," said Anya.
The Dollies had a little argument and were just about to quarrel, when
a much worn Clown hobbled in on one leg, and made peace.
"Ladies, patience! Everything will be very nice and we will have a good
time. Of course, I have only one leg, but Top isn't any better off than
I am. See him spin on his one leg. Hello, old Top!"
"Z-z-z! Z-z-z! Hello! Why does one of your eyes look as if someone had
punched you?"
"Nonsense! I fell off the couch. Worse things than that happen."
"Oh, I know that. Spinning, I sometimes strike my head against the wall
full force."
"It's a good thing your head is empty," said Clown.
"All the same, it hurts. Z-z-z! Just try it and you'll find out."
Clown only clapped his brass cymbals in answer. He was really a very
light-minded fellow.
Then came Petrooshka, bringing along with him a crowd of visitors: his
own wife, Matryona Ivanovna; the German doctor, Carl Ivanovitch; and a
huge-nosed Gypsy, riding on a three-legged horse.
"Now, Vanka, receive your visitors!" said Petrooshka gaily, tapping his
own nose. "They're all fine. Look at my own wife, Matryona Ivanovna!
Isn't she splendid? She is as fond of tea as a duck is of water."
"We will find some tea for her, Master Petrooshka, and we are always
glad to see good company," said Vanka. "Please sit down, Matryona
Ivanovna. Carl Ivanovitch, pray be seated."
Then came Mr. Bear with Mr. Rabbit, Gray Billy Goat and Waddling
Duckling, Mr. Rooster and Mr. Wolf. There was plenty of room for
everyone.
The last to arrive was Verotchka's Slipper with Verotchka's Broom. They
looked around and found all seats occupied.
"Never mind. I'll stand in the corner," said Broom.
Slipper said nothing, but crept silently under the couch. She was a
venerable old Slipper, very much worn. She was slightly embarrassed by
the tiny hole near her toe, but she hoped that under the couch no one
would notice that.
"Music, start!" ordered Vanka. "Drum, beat! Rub-a-dub-dub! Trumpets
toot! Toot-a-toot-too!"
Immediately the guests became merry and gay.