CHAPTER VI

OF SUBDIVISIONS, WISE AND OTHERWISE--OF LANDSCAPE ATROCITIES--OF SMALL

FARMS AND FARMERS--AND OF FASCINATING STRAWBERRY AND TOMATO STATISTICS

Subdivisions extend out of Miami in all directions--up the coast and

down the coast and inland and out into the bay in the shape of islands.

Palm Beach is seventy-five miles north of Miami; and there are almost

enough subdivisions along that seventy-five mile stretch to provide

homes for a million people.

Some of the subdivisions are beautiful and some of them are horrible.

Some have been thoroughly cleared of the tangled jungle of palmettos and

other scrub that makes a total mess of all undeveloped Florida land; and

flawless roads and pavements have been constructed, water mains put in,

and gas, water and electricity provided. Restrictions are imposed in

some of the good ones: homes costing less than four thousand can not be

built on certain lots, while on other lots they must cost at least

fifteen thousand.

Other subdivisions are laid out purely and simply, as the saying goes,

for the purpose of separating the sucker from his money. The streets are

half-laid, the location is vile, and the shacks that are run up on the

crowded lots are little better than the marshhuts of Revere Beach and

Coney Island to which poverty-stricken city dwellers of Boston and New

York frequently repaired during the heated terms of the early;

’eighties.

On top of these depressing spectacles, many of which may some day be

partly obscured in tropical verdure, certain enterprising citizens of

Miami have added to Florida’s scenic beauties by lining the roadsides

with blatant sign-boards setting forth the delights of garages,

restaurants, clothing emporia and similar enterprises. Not content with

building self-sustaining sign-boards which protrude gauntly and

repulsively from the flat landscape and convince the newcomer that he is

approaching a slum-city, they have nailed countless numbers of huge

yellow monstrosities to the palms and fruit-trees along the

highways--signs that have no influence on any one except the lover of

beauty, and which only serve to fill him with contempt for people who

can permit the few natural beauties of their surroundings to be so

befouled. In the North one expects to find--as he does find--a plague of

sign-boards, and hideous summer resorts whose predominant features are

those of the awful and tasteless ’eighties. In the new South, however,

which lures tourists with honeyed words and promises of every sort of

beauty, the erecting of roadside sign-boards should be viewed with as

much disgust and loathing as grapefruit-stealing or murder--both of

which crimes fall under somewhat the same head in Miami.

Spreading through and beyond the subdivisions are the orange and

grapefruit groves, and the truck gardens and vegetable farms. Oranges

and grapefruit are so common in southern Florida that grapefruit are

served free in many of the hotels; while many other hotels keep large

bowls of free oranges alongside the ice-water tank. So far as is known,

these are the only things that one has a chance of getting for nothing

in Florida hotels.

There are hundreds of three-acre and five-acre farms owned by

northerners who didn’t like winter, and ran away from it with one or two

thousand dollars in their pockets. Many of these little farmers not only

manage to make both ends meet, but even salt away comfortable bank

rolls. One little town near Miami shipped sixty-one thousand quarts of

strawberries to northern cities during the first six weeks of the 1922

season, and the growers’ share of the spoils was fifty cents a quart.

The wise strawberry farmers, who plant their land to velvet beans during

the summer and plow them under in September, and otherwise indulge in

the clever tricks of the trade, get some very snappy results. One of the

best strawberry farmers near Miami had four and one-tenth acres of land

planted to strawberries in 1921. His first berries came in on December

twentieth, and he picked twice a week until July fifteenth. The total

yield of his four and one-tenth acres was 41,059 quarts, his average

price for each quart was forty-five cents, and his gross sales amounted

to slightly over eighteen thousand five hundred dollars. His total

expenses were a little over six thousand dollars.

More than eight thousand acres are planted to tomatoes in the vicinity

of Miami, and nearly five hundred thousand crates were shipped north

during the 1921 season. These tomatoes bring the growers about three

dollars a crate, of which about a dollar and seventy-five cents must be

charged off to fertilizer, labor, hauling and crating. The life of a

tomato farmer is not a happy one, for the crop is very sensitive to wet

weather. It is also very sensitive to dry weather. The slightest nip of

frost also puts a severe crimp in it. Some of the tomato farmers say

that the plant is so sensitive that if a man cusses or chews tobacco in

its vicinity, it will refuse to bear. In spite of all this, there are

plenty of tomato-lovers to plant tomatoes every winter, and some of them

have made fortunes out of this popular fruit--or vegetable.

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