Just Samuel Jones

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Samuel Jones was an energetic as well as a very careful young man. He

had inherited a small sum of money from his father. It was his purpose

to use so much of this as was necessary in completing his education; the

remainder was to be carefully invested as a nest egg for the reserve he

intended to create which he spoke and thought of as The Dam. The idea

back of this name was that if the Dam were big enough and were full it

would keep the mill going for some time should the springs run dry.

Sam was careful in other ways also. He laid careful plans each morning

so that no time need be wasted. If the day was cool he put on a heavy

suit; if cloudy he wore rubbers and carried an umbrella. If the

temperature rose suddenly after such a beginning and the sun shone

brightly, he had at least done his part and this consoled him for the

suffering he must endure. This disposition subjected Sam to the ridicule

of his unmarried sister, Tilly, who acted as his housekeeper. Tilly was

of a very different build. No one ventured to call Tilly careful—she was

conspicuously careless. She had a pretty foot and loved to buy new

shoes, but she often dressed in a hurry, and her shoes, having been

discarded in a hurry, were not readily matched. In consequence, she

sometimes appeared at breakfast with a shoe upon the right foot and a

slipper on the left. This impropriety filled Sam with anguish. Perhaps

this difference in disposition was one of the reasons for their

affection, for they were very fond of each other and they led a very

happy life.

Sam had a poor opinion of college men. Part of this low rating was no

doubt prejudice and part was due to the fact that he was not a college

man himself. He saw very clearly, however, that many college men acquire

only a fine polish. The process fails to get enough paint on the rough

wood of the foundation to hide the coarse grain which shows through in

all its crudity. He had also taken note of his own rather brusque

manner, and laid it, correctly, to the lack of those opportunities which

come to the college man unsought. Anxious to repair this defect he

became precise and a trifle stilted. This Tilly was not slow to notice

and criticize. Tilly loved college boys and their ways. She listened

with attention to their songs and was up on all their pranks. Their

escapades amused her and she forgave their faults. She knew them well

for they lived in a college town.

Back of all Sam’s spur to action was a love of chemistry. He became

enamoured of it in High School where Steele’s Fourteen Weeks was the

text-book. Beginning by pouring vinegar on baking soda in his mother’s

kitchen, he had managed to study carefully a good many chemical

substances so that his knowledge was much broader and deeper than that

obtained by most college students. As the lumberman notices all the

straight trees large enough for sawing so Sam tagged all objects with

formulae. Water was H_{2}O; vinegar C_{2}H_{4}O_{2}; Cream of tartar

(CHOH COOH, CHOH COOK); and sugar C_{12}H_{22}O_{11}. After the death of

their mother Sam had fitted up a laboratory in the attic and hung out

the shingle of an analytical chemist. The income obtained in this way

being too small he conceived the idea of adding to it by the concoction

of various specialties, and Jones’ Talcum Powder, Jones’ Velvet Cream

and Jones’ Tooth Paste made their appearance on the shelves of

neighboring druggists and were spoken of in terms of praise by those who

had used them. These had been supplemented by various perfumes which

found favor with the weaker sex and became the foundations of a business

which was steadily increasing. Into this scene of happiness and peaceful

prosperity Fate dropped several bombs.

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