I am thy Chattel.

Thy wishes shall be my wishes, thy tastes my tastes, and thy politics

my politics.

I shall have no personal opinions before thine and no other thought

before _thee_. Only my _tooth brush_ shall remain of all mine

individuality.

For lo, I have said in my heart, “Couldst thou love this man in a

shop-made suit and a polka dot tie? Couldst thou love him though he

lost his front hair? Couldst thou love him _without_ a collar?”

And my heart hath answered:

“Yea, verily! For I am the apple of his eye, and he is the source of

mine income. Therefore are we truly _mated_.”

Then, whatsoever thou doest, my beloved, it shall be right in my sight;

and whatsoever thou wearest thou shalt seem beautiful in mine eyes.

Even in thy _fishing_ clothes shall I adore thee; and if thou but

concedest to change thy collar and carry _one_ glove when we go forth

in public thou shalt appear sufficiently dressy unto _me_.

I shall take great care of thy digestion, and thy devotion will take

care of itself. I shall _not_ practise my cooking upon thee.

I shall believe whatsoever thou tellest me, even when I know it to be

_false_. I shall listen unto thy _fairy tales_ with respect.

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