THE PENALTY OF VIRTUE

His crime was that he actually married the girl. It had always been the

fashion for an Austrian Archduke to keep an opera-dancer, whether he

liked it or not, just as he always kept a racehorse, even though he

cared nothing about racing. For any scion of the Imperial House she was

a necessary part of the surroundings, an item in the entourage of Court.

He maintained her just as our Royal Family pay subscriptions to

charities, or lay the foundation-stone of a church. It was expected of

him. _Noblesse oblige_. Descent from the House of Hapsburg involves its

duties as well as its rights. The opera-dancer was as essential to

Archducal existence as the seventy-seventh quartering on the Hapsburg

arms. She was the outward and visible sign of an inward and spiritual

Imperialness. She justified the title of "Transparency." She was the

mark of true heredity, like the Hapsburg lip. As the advertisements say,

no Archduke should be without one.

But really to love an opera-dancer was a scandal for derision, moving

all the Courts of the Empire to scorn. Actually to marry her was a crime

beyond forgiveness. It shook the Throne. It came very near the sin of

treason, for which the penalties prescribed may hardly be whispered in

polite ears. To mingle the Imperial blood with a creature born without

a title, and to demand human and divine sanction for the deed! It

brought a blush to the cheek of heraldry. What of the possible results

of a union with a being from the stage? Only if illegitimate, could such

results legitimately be recognised; only if ignoble in the eyes of

morality, could they be received without censure among the nobility. It

was not fair to put all one's Imperial relations, to say nothing of the

Court officials, the Lord High Chamberlain, the Keepers of the Pedigree,

the Diamond Sticks in Waiting, the Grooms of the Bedchamber, and the

Valets Extraordinary--it was not fair to put their poor brains into such

a quandary of contradiction and perplexity. And who shall tell the

divine wrath of that august figure, obscurely visible in the recesses of

ancestral homes, upon whose brow had descended the diadem of Roman

Emperors, the crown of Christ's Vicar in things terrestrial, and who,

when he was not actually wearing the symbol of Imperial supremacy,

enjoyed the absolute right to assume the regalia of eight kingdoms in

turn, including the sacred kingdom of Jerusalem, and possessed

forty-three other titles to pre-eminent nobility, not counting the

etceteras with which each separate string of titles was concluded? Who,

without profanity, shall tell his wrath?

It was the Archduke Johann Salvator of Austria, head of the Tuscan

branch of the House of Hapsburg, who confronted in his own person that

Imperial wrath, and committed the inexpiable crime of marriage. It is

true that he was not entirely to blame. He did not succumb without a

struggle, and his efforts to resist the temptation to legality appear to

have been sincere. Indeed, as has so often happened since the days of

Eve, it was chiefly the woman's fault. He honestly endeavoured to make

her his mistress, in accordance with all Archducal precedent, but she

persistently, nay, obstinately, refused the honour of Imperial shame.

With a rigidity that in other circumstances might, perhaps, have been

commended, but, in relation to an Archduke, can only be described as

designing, she insisted upon marriage. She was but Fraulein Milli

Stubel, light-skirted dancer at the Court Opera-House, but, with

unexampled hardihood, she maintained her headlong course along the

criminal path of virtue. What could a man do when exposed to temptation

so severe?

The Archduke was in love, and love is an incalculable force, driving all

of us at times irresistibly to deeds of civil and ecclesiastical

wedlock. He was a soldier, a good soldier, in itself an unusual and

suspicious characteristic in one of the Hapsburg blood. He was a

musician and a man of culture--qualities that, in a prince, must be

taken as dangerous indications of an unbalanced mind. He was an intimate

friend of the Crown Prince Rudolph, that bewildering personality, whose

own fate was so unhappy, so obscure. Skill in war, intelligence,

knowledge, friendship all marked him out as a man only too likely to

bring discredit on Archducal tradition. His peers in birth shook their

heads, and muttered the German synonym for "crank." Worse than all, he

was in love--in love with a woman of dangerous virtue. What could such a

man do against temptation? Struggle as he might, he could not long repel

the seductive advances of honourable action. He loved, he fell, he

married.

In London, of all places, this crime against all the natural dictates of

Society was ultimately perpetrated. We do not know what church lent

itself to the deed, or what hotel gave shelter to the culprits' shame.

By hunting up the marriage register of Johann Orth (to such shifts may

an Archduke be reduced in the pursuit of virtue), one might, perhaps,

discover the name of the officiating clergyman, and we can confidently

assume he will not be found upon the bench of Bishops. But it is all

many years ago now, and directly after the marriage, as though in the

vain hope of concealing every trace of his offence, Johann Orth

purchased a little German ship, which he called by the symbolic name of

_Santa Margherita_--for St. Margaret suffered martyrdom for the sin of

rejecting a ruler's dishonourable proposals--and so they sailed for

South America. By what means the wedded fugitives purposed there to

support their guiltless passion, is uncertain. But we know that they

arrived, that the captain gave himself out as ill, and left the ship,

together with most of the crew, no doubt in apprehension of divine

vengeance, if they should seem any longer to participate in the breach

of royal etiquette. We further know that, in July 1890, the legal lovers

sailed from Buenos Ayres, with a fresh crew, the Archduke himself in

command, and were never heard of more.

An Austrian cruiser was sent to search the coasts, in vain. No letters

came; no ship has ever hailed the vessel of their iniquity. The

insurance companies have long paid the claims upon the Archduke's

premiums for his life, and that fact alone is almost as desirable an

evidence as a death-certificate to his heir. But one Sunday in July

1910, the Imperial Court of Austria also issued an edict to appear

simultaneously in the chief official gazettes of the habitable globe,

declaring that, unless within six months further particulars were

supplied concerning one, namely, the Archduke Johann Salvator, of the

House of Austria and Tuscany, otherwise and hereinafter known as Johann

Orth, master mariner, and concerning his alleged decease, together with

that of one Milli Orth, _née_ Stubel, his reputed accomplice in

matrimony, the property, estates, effects, titles, jewels, family

vaults, and other goods of the aforesaid Johann Orth, should forthwith

and therewithal pass into the possession of the Archduke Joseph

Ferdinand, nephew and presumptive heir of the aforesaid Johann Orth, to

the estimated value of £150,000 sterling, in excess or defect thereof as

the case might be, it being thereafter presumed that the aforesaid

Johann Orth, together with the aforesaid Milli Orth, his reputed

accomplice in matrimony, did meet or encounter their death upon the high

seas by the act or other intervention of God.

Oh, never believe it! There is an unsuspected island in untravelled

seas. Like the island of Tirnanog, which is the Irish land of eternal

youth, it lies below the sunset, brighter than the island-valley of

Avilion:

"Where falls not hail, or rain, or any snow,

Nor ever wind blows loudly; but it lies

Deep-meadow'd, happy, fair with orchard lawns

And bowery hollows crown'd with summer sea."

To that island have those star-like lovers fared, since they gave the

world and all its Imperial Courts the slip. There they have discovered

an innocent and lovely race, adorned only with shells and the flowers of

hibiscus; and, intermingled with that race, in accordance with

indigenous marriage ceremonies, the crew of the _Santa Margherita_ now

rear a dusky brood. In her last extant letter, addressed to the leader

of the _corps de ballet_ at the Ring Theatre in Vienna, Madame Milli

Orth herself hinted at a No-Man's Land, which they were seeking as the

home of their future happiness. They have found it now, having trodden

the golden path of rays. There palls not wealth, or state, or any rank,

nor ever Court snores loudly, but men and women meet each evening to

discuss the next day's occupation, and the Chancellor of the Exchequer

collects the unearned increment in the form of the shell called Venus'

ear. For a time, indeed, Johann Orth attempted to maintain a kind of

kingship, on the strength of his superior pedigree. But when a

democratic cabin-boy one day turned and told him to stow his Hapsburg

lip, the beautiful ex-opera-dancer burst out laughing, and Johann agreed

in future to be called Archduke only on Sundays. With their eldest son,

now a fine young man coming to maturity, the title is expected to

expire.

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