THE LAST OF THE RUNNYMEDES

The high debate was over, and Lord Runnymede issued from the House,

proud in his melancholy, like a garrison withdrawing from a fortress

with colours flying and all the honours of war. He had sent a messenger

(he called him an "orderly") for his carriage. He might have telephoned,

but he disliked the Board-School voice that said "Number, please!" and

he still more disliked the idea of a coachman speaking down a tube (as

he imagined it) into his ear. Not that he was opposed to inventions, or

the advance of science as such. He recognised the necessity of progress,

and had not openly reproached his own sister when she instituted a motor

in place of her carriage. But for himself the two dark bays were

waiting--heads erect, feet firmly planted on the solid earth. For he

loved horses, and the Runnymede stables maintained the blood of King

Charles's importations from Arabian chivalry. Besides, what manners,

what sense, could be expected of a chauffeur, occupied with oily wheels

and engines, instead of living things and corn?

Some of the small crowd standing about the gate recognised him as he

came out, and one called his name and said "What ho!" For his appearance

was fairly well known through political caricatures, which usually

represented him in plate-armour, holding a spear, and wearing a

coat-of-arms. He had once instructed his secretary to write privately to

an editor pointing out that the caricaturist had committed a gross error

in heraldry; but in his heart he rather enjoyed the pictures, and it was

the duty of one of his maids to stick them into a scrap-book, inscribed

with the proper dates, for the instruction and entertainment of his

descendants. In fact, he had lately been found showing the book to a boy

of three, who picked out his figure by its long nose, and said "Granpa!"

with unerring decision.

But what was the good of son or grandchild now? He had nothing to hand

down to them but the barren title, the old estate, and wealth safely

invested in urban land and financial enterprises which his stockbroker

recommended. Titles, estates, and wealth were but shadows without the

vitalising breath of power. Cotton-spinners, boot-finishers, purveyors

of food at popular prices could now possess such things, and they

appeared to enjoy them. There were people, he believed, satisfied with

comfort, amusements, rounds of visits, social ambitions, and domestic or

luxurious joys. But for a Runnymede thus to decline would be worse than

extinction.

For six centuries the Runnymedes had served their country. Edward I had

summoned one of them to his "model Parliament," and the present lord

could still spell out a word or two of the ancient writ that hung framed

in the hall at Stennynge, with the royal seal attached. Two of his

ancestors had died by public violence (one killed in battle, fighting

for the Yorkists, who Lord Runnymede inclined to think represented the

Legitimist side; the other executed under Elizabeth, apparently by

mistake), and regretting there were not more, he had searched the

records of the Civil Wars and the 'Forty-five in vain. But never had a

Runnymede failed in Parliament, or the Council of the King, as he

preferred to call it; and their name had frequently appeared among the

holders of subordinate but dignified offices, such as the Mastership of

the Buckhounds, to which special knowledge gave an honourable claim.

Trained from his first pony in political tradition, and encouraged by

every gamekeeper to follow the footsteps of his ancestors, Lord

Runnymede had inevitably taken "Noblesse oblige" as his private motto.

But of what service was nobility if its obligations were abolished? He

sometimes pictured with a shudder the fate of the surviving French

nobility--retaining their titles by courtesy, and compelled to fritter

away their lives upon châteaux, travelling, aeroplanes, or amatory

intrigues, instead of directing their wisdom and influence to the right

government of the State. The guillotine was better. He could not imagine

his descendants without a House of Lords to sit in. Without the Lords,

he was indeed the last of the Runnymedes, and upon the scaffold he might

at least die worthy of his name.

Compromise he despised as the artifice of lawyers and upstart

politicians. It had been a dagger in his heart to hear his leader

speaking of some readjustment between the two Houses as inevitable. He

denied the necessity, unless the readjustment augmented the power of the

Lords. Planting himself on Edward I's statute, he had vehemently

maintained the right of the Lords to control finance, though he was

willing to allow the commercial gentlemen in the Commons the privilege

of working out the figures of national income and expenditure. He now

regarded the threatened creation of Peers as a gross insult to public

decency. Properly speaking, he protested, Peers cannot be created. You

might as well put terriers into kennels and call them foxhounds. Now and

then a distinguished soldier or even a statesman could be ennobled

without much harm; and he supposed there was something to be said for a

learned man, and a writer or two, though he preferred them to be

childless. He had once published a book himself, with the Runnymede arms

on the cover. But the thought of making Lords by batches vulgarised the

King's majesty, and reversed the order of nature. "Are we worse than

Chinamen," he asked, "that we seek to confer nobility on fellows sprung

from unknown forefathers?" The Archbishop of Canterbury had appealed to

the House to approach the question with mutual consideration and

respect, high public spirit and common sense. But on such a question

consideration was dangerous, and common sense fatal. He wished the

Bishops had stuck to their own Convocation from Plantagenet times,

instead of intruding their inharmonious white sleeves where they were

not wanted. He was sorry he had subscribed so handsomely to the

restoration of Stennynge Church. He ought to have ear-marked his

contribution for the Runnymede aisle.

Worse still, the Archbishop had mentioned "the average voter in tramcar

or railway train," and the words had called up a haunting vision of

disgust. He often said that he had no objection to the working classes

as such. He rather liked them. He found them intelligent and

unpretentious. He could converse with them without effort, and they

always had the interest of sport in common. He felt no depression in

passing through the working quarters of the city, and at Stennynge he

was well acquainted with all the cottagers and farmers alike. In one

family he had put out a puppy at walk; in another he had let off a man

who had poached a pheasant when his wife was ill; in a third he had

stood godfather to the baby when the father was killed falling from a

stack. He felt a kind of warmth towards the poor whenever he saw them

upon his own estate.

But of the average voter, such as the Archbishop described, he could not

think without pain and apprehension. Coming to London from any part of

the country, he always closed his eyes as the train entered the suburbs.

Those long rows of monotonous little houses--so decent, so uneventful,

so temporary--oppressed him like a physical disease. If he contemplated

them, they induced violent dyspepsia, such as he had once incurred by

visiting the Crystal Palace. The consciousness that they were there,

even as he passed through tunnels, lowered his vitality until he reached

his town house or club in the centre of things. Not even the

considerable income he derived from land on the outskirts of a large

manufacturing town consoled him for the horror of the town's extension.

In those uniform houses--in their railings, their Venetian blinds,

indiarubber plants, and stained-glass panels to the doors--he beheld the

coming degradation of his country. He saw them, like great armies of

white or red ants, creeping over the land, devouring all that was

beautiful in it, or ancient, or redolent of grandeur. Bit by bit, street

by street, the ignoble, the tidy, the pettiness of the parlour, was

gaining upon splendour and renown, and the anticipation of the change

cast a foreboding sadness over the beauty of his own ancestral home. It

tainted even his unuttered pride in his son, who had been at Eton

without expulsion, and served two years in the Foot Guards without

discredit. And now, there was his grandson.

What future could be theirs? Should a Runnymede sit in a House shorn of

its prerogatives, bound to impotence, reduced to a mere echo of popular

caprice, with hardly the delaying power of a chaperon at a ball? Or

should a son of his trot round from door to door, seeking the suffrages

of those distressing suburbs at the polls--a son whose ancestry had

known the favour of princes, and withstood foes and traitors upon the

field? Lord Runnymede himself had never thought of election, even before

the House of Lords received him. Yet if you wanted representatives, who

was more truly representative of his own estates and the interests of

every soul upon it--interests identical with his own? Who was more fit

to control the country than a man who had breathed the atmosphere of

State from childhood, and learnt history from the breast-plates, the

swords, the cloaks, the wigs, and the side-whisker portraits of men

whose very blood beat in his heart?

As the carriage went down Piccadilly, he was overwhelmed with the

darkness of the prospect. He saw an ancient country staggering from side

to side on its road to ruin, while the hands which had directed and

steadied it for centuries lay bound or idle. He saw coverts and meadows

and cornfields eaten away by desirable residences, angular garden

cities, and Socialist communities. He saw his own Stennynge advertised

for plots, and its relics catalogued for a museum, while factories

spouted smoke from its lawns and shrubberies, and if a Runnymede

survived, he lived in a rough-cast villa, like an eagle in a cage at

the Zoo. The soul of all his ancestors rose within him. Never should it

happen while he had a sword to draw. At least he could display the

courage of the fine old stock. If he submitted to the degradation, he

would feel himself a coward, unfit for the position he and his fathers

had occupied. Let the enemy do their worst; they should find him steady

at his post. Before him lay one solemn duty still to be performed for

God and country. The spirit of noble sacrifice was not dead. The

populace should see how an aristocrat still could die. Come what might,

he would vote against the third reading of the Bill!

Dismounting from his carriage, he approached the entrance-porch of his

house with so proud and resolute a bearing that three hatless

working-girls passing by, in white frocks, with arms interlaced, all

cried out "Percy!" as their ironic manner is.

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