The Grosvenor Gallery, opened in 1877, at once eclipsed Burlington

House as the favourite target of _Punch's_ ridicule and caricature, and

as the home of all the tendencies which he repudiated in the manifesto

quoted above. His general attitude is very much that of Gilbert in

_Patience_; and Burne-Jones and Rossetti (whom he miscalls "D. S.

Rosetti" as late as 1880) were indiscriminately confounded in dispraise

along with the lesser fry. Tennyson's "Palace of Art" is perverted into

a vehicle for assailing Pre-Raphaelitism. The "Dream of Queer Women"

in 1878 gives prominence to the artistic type, and a visit to the

Grosvenor Gallery in the early summer of the same year inspires "The

Haunted Limbo; a May-night Vision" animated by the same hostility:--

Those women, ah, those women! They were white,

Blue, green, and grey--all hues, save those of nature,

Bony of frame, and dim, and dull of sight,

And parlous tall of stature.

_Ars longa est_--aye, very long indeed,

And long as Art were all these High-Art ladies,

And wan and weird; one might suppose the breed

A cross 'twixt earth and Hades.

If poor Persephone to the Dark King

Had children borne, after that rape from Enna,

Much so might they have looked, when suffering

From too much salts and senna.

Many their guises, but no various grace

Or changeful charm relieved their sombre sameness

Of form contorted, and cadaverous face,

And limp lopsided lameness.

[Sidenote: _Homage to Cruikshank_]

Leighton's "Athlete and Python" in 1877 had been saluted as "a statue

at last," and _Punch_ welcomed his election as P.R.A. in the following

year, with an excellent portrait by Sambourne of "the right man in the

right place." It was in 1878 again that _Punch_ turned aside from the

flagellation of his pet aversions to pay homage to the genius of George

Cruikshank, who died on February 1:--

England is the poorer by what she can ill spare--a man of genius.

Good, kind, genial, honest and enthusiastic George Cruikshank,

whose frame appeared to have lost so little of its wiry strength

and activity, whose brain seemed as full of fire and vitality at

fourscore as at forty, has passed away quietly and painlessly after a

few days' struggle. He never worked for _Punch_, but he always worked

with him, putting his unresting brain, his skill--in some forms of

Art unrivalled--and his ever productive fancy, at the service of

humanity and progress, good works, and good will to man. His object,

like our own, was always to enforce truth and urge on improvement

by the powerful forces of fun and humour, clothed in forms sometimes

fanciful, sometimes grotesque, but never sullied by a foul thought,

and ever dignified by a wholesome purpose.

His fourscore and six years of life have been years of unintermitting

labour, that was yet, always, labour of love. There never was a purer,

simpler, more straightforward, or altogether more blameless man. His

nature had something childlike in its transparency. You saw through

him completely. There was neither wish nor effort to disguise his

self-complacency, his high appreciation of himself, his delight in the

appreciation of others, any more than there was to make himself out

better, or cleverer, or more unselfish than his neighbours.

In him England has lost one who was, in every sense, as true a man

as he was a rare and original genius, and a pioneer in the arts of

illustration.

[Illustration: A LOVE-AGONY. Design by Maudle

(_With verses by Jellaby Postlethwaite, who is also said to have sat

for the Picture._)]

_Punch's_ estimate accords with that of the friend who knew Cruikshank

well and described him as "in every word and deed a God-fearing,

Queen-honouring, truth-loving, honest man," and it is all the more

significant in view of Cruikshank's vehement and even fanatical

espousal of the cause of temperance. Another great illustrator, though

of a very different type, emerged in the following year in Randolph

Caldecott. His genial and graceful commentaries on Nursery Rhymes

were entirely after _Punch's_ heart. He was speedily enlisted as an

occasional contributor up to 1886, the year of his premature death,

when _Punch_ faithfully summed up the gifts of a true benefactor of all

ages:--

We loved the limner whose gay fun

Was ever loyal to the Graces;

Who mixed the mirth of _Gilpin's_ run

With willowy forms and winsome faces;

Who made old nursery lyrics live

With frolic force rejuvenated,

And yet the sweetest girls could give

That ever pencil-point created.

From _Bracebridge Hall_ to _Banbury Cross_

His fancy flew with fine facility.

Orchards all apple-bloom and moss,

Child sport, bucolical senility,

The field full cry, snug fireside ease,

Horse-fun, dog-joke his pencil covers,

With Alderman and hawthorn trees,

Parsons and Squires, and rustic lovers.

But in these years _Punch_ had little time to spare for praise; he was

so busy belabouring Burne-Jones and Rossetti, the Grosvenor Gallery,

the Kyrle Society, or new fashions in house decorations and furniture,

in which he saw nothing but gloom and discomfort. The protest in

1879 of the three Slade Professors--Sidney Colvin, W. B. Richmond

and Legros--against the critics who denied Burne-Jones genius and

greatness on the strength of defective anatomical details, left _Punch_

impenitent. He mocked at their "triune testimonial" as an unconvincing

attempt to convert the callous and captious critics who,

Persisted in belabouring B.-J. with tongue and pen

Whilst Philistia looked on and laughed at those Three Mighty Men.

[Sidenote: _Prigs and Philistines_]

[Illustration: MODERN ÆSTHETICS

(Ineffable Youth goes into ecstasies over an extremely Old Master--say,

Fra Porcinello Babaragianno, A.D. 1266-1281?)

MATTER-OF-FACT PARTY: "But it's such a repulsive _subject_!"

INEFFABLE YOUTH: "'Subject' in art is of no moment! The

_Picktchah_ is beautiful!"

MATTER-OF-FACT PARTY: "But you'll own the _Drawing's_ vile,

and the _Colour's_ beastly!"

INEFFABLE YOUTH: "I'm Cullah-blind, and don't p'ofess to

understand D'awing! The _Picktchah_ is beautiful!"

MATTER-OF-FACT PARTY (_getting warm_): "But it's all out of

_Perspective_, hang it, and so abominably _untrue to Nature_!"

INEFFABLE YOUTH: "I don't care about Naytchah, and hate

Perspective. The _Picktchah_ is _most_ beautiful!"

MATTER-OF-FACT PARTY (_losing all self-control_): "But, dash

it all, man, where the _dickens_ is the _beauty_, then?"

INEFFABLE YOUTH (_quietly_): "In the Picktchah!"

_Total defeat of Matter-of-fact Party._]

It is true that _Punch_ makes some reservations in his "Moral":--

Critics are full of "cussedness," omniscience sometimes slips,

And even triune Oracles may chance to miss their tips.

But his sympathies undoubtedly remain with the critics, and he

virtually identifies himself with Philistia in the plea of the

Philistine in the following year:--

Take away all your adornments æsthetical,

Plates of blue china and bits of sage green,

Though you may call me a monster heretical,

I can't consider them fit to be seen.

Etchings and paintings I loathe and abominate,

Grimly I smile at the name of Burne-Jones,

Hating his pictures where big chins predominate--

Over lean figures with angular bones.

Buy me what grinning stage rustics call "farniture,"

Such as was used by our fathers of old;

Take away all your nonsensical garniture,

Tapestry curtains and borders of gold,

Give me the ancient and solid mahogany,

Mine be the board that will need no repairs,

Don't let me see, as I sit at my grog, any

Chippendale tables or spindle-legged chairs.

Hang up a vivid vermilion wall-paper,

Covered with roses of gorgeous hue,

Matching a varnished and beautiful hall-paper,

Looking like marble so polished and new.

Carpets should all show a floral variety,

Wreaths intermingling of yellow and red;

So, when it enters my home, will Society

Say, here's a house whence æsthetics have fled.

[Sidenote: _Belabouring Burne-Jones_]

The "Lay of the Private View" at the Grosvenor Gallery in May, 1881,

forms a useful supplement to Gilbert and Sullivan's _Patience_,

produced a fortnight before the verses appeared:--

The Grosvenor! the view that's called private,

Yet all the world seems to be there;

Each carriage that comes to arrive at

The door, makes the populace stare.

There's Gladstone, severe of demeanour,

It's plain that the pictures don't please;

And there, with an aspect serener,

Her Highness the Princess Louise.

The Haunt of the very æsthetic,

Here come the supremely intense,

The long-haired and hyper-poetic

Whose sound is mistaken for sense.

And many a maiden will mutter,

When Oscar looms large on her sight,

"He's quite too consummately utter,

As well as too utterly quite."

* * * * *

Here's Whistler paints Miss Alexander,

A portrait washed out as by rain;

'Twill raise Ruskin's critical dander,

To find James is at it again.

The flesh-tints of Watts are quite comic;

There's Herkomer's chaos of stones;

But where is the great anatomic

Improver on Nature, Burne-Jones?

A Grosvenor without him so strange is,

We miss the long chins and knock-knees,

The angel of bronze, who for change is

Tied up to the stiffest of trees:

Limp lads with their _belli capelli_,

Mad maidens with love smitten sore,

Oh, shade of defunct Botticelli,

Burne-Jones comes to startle no more!

I deal in another section with the fashionable cult of æstheticism,

which was now at its zenith. In estimating its artistic importance,

_Punch_ erred in his refusal to discriminate between eccentricity and

independence. He continued to "belabour B.-J.," and brackets him with

Whistler in the ribald suggestion that they were jointly responsible

for the pictures exhibited by the "Screevers" or pavement artists.

Millais is congratulated on breaking away from Pre-Raphaelitism, and

invidious comparisons are drawn in 1886 between his pictures and those

of Holman Hunt:--

There couldn't be a better foil to the manliness of the Millais Show

at the Grosvenor than the pseudo-mediæval-O-quite-too-beautiful-namby

-pamby-gilt-edged-and-gothic-clasped-Church-service style of the

effeminate religious Art of Mr. Holman Hunt. Millais tried it, and,

after a struggle, snapped the Pre-Raphaelite fetters, and escaped.

Yet in the next two years Millais is criticized for sacrificing

character to "prettiness" and desecrating his talent by placing

it at the disposal of the advertiser. Watts's enigmatic "Hope" was

"guyed" in 1887 under the title "Cutting off her head with a saw."

The multifarious activities of Herkomer--painter, etcher, director of

a school of art at Bushey, designer of posters, operatic composer,

etc.--did not escape _Punch's_ amused notice. _Punch_ himself, as might

readily be expected, did not enjoy an immunity from art criticism. In

1883 he had congratulated Ruskin on his second election to the Slade

Professorship at Oxford; at the end of the year Ruskin repaid the

compliment, in his lectures on the Art of England, by a long detailed

and in the main highly eulogistic survey of _Punch's_ artistic work.

But the panegyric was tempered by certain reserves:--

Says Mr. Ruskin, having before him in review one or two selected

specimens of _Mr. Punch's_ cartoons:--

"Look, too, at this characteristic type of British heroism--'John Bull

guards his pudding.' Is this the final outcome of King Arthur and

Saint George, of Britannia and the British Lion? And is it your pride

or hope or pleasure that in this sacred island that has given her lion

hearts to Eastern tombs and her Pilgrim Fathers to Western lands, that

has wrapped the sea round her as a mantle, and breathed against her

strong bosom the air of every wind, the children born to her in these

latter days should have no loftier legend to write upon their shields

than 'John Bull guards his Pudding'?"

And then Mr. Ruskin, as if conscious that the very onward sweep of

his own free fancy has carried him beyond the limits of fair and

reasonable estimate, as it were, harks somewhat back again, and

offering _Mr. Punch_ something in the nature of an apology, acquits

him of all true responsibility for this same terrible and offending

"pudding":--

"It is our fault" (proceeds Mr. Ruskin) "and not the Artist's; and I

have often wondered what Mr. Tenniel might have done for us if London

had been as Venice, or Florence, or Siena. In my first course of

Lectures I called your attention to the Picture of the Doge Mocenigo

kneeling in prayer; and it is our fault more than Mr. Tenniel's if he

is forced to represent the heads of the Government dining at Greenwich

rather than worshipping at St. Paul's."

[Sidenote: _Punch's Virtues as an Art Critic_]

_Punch_ took the criticism in good part, while declaring that he had

found this commonplace nineteenth century and its humdrum materials

pretty well suited to his purpose; and after indulging in a whimsical

dialogue between the editor, Giovanni Tennielo, and Ruskino in

Venice, comes to the conclusion that after all the Queen of the

Adriatic may have had even in her great days something less noble to

lose than that condemned typical "pudding" which John Bull as yet has

fortunately known how to guard. In this context I may add that in 1885

_Punch_ reprinted an advertisement in which a young man, seeking for

a place, stated amongst his credentials that he could "paint and talk

Ruskinesque."

[Illustration: WHAT PORTRAIT-PAINTING IS COMING TO

THE DUKE OF DILWATER: "I--a--have taken the liberty of calling

to say that I shall esteem myself highly honoured if you will be so

very kind as to accept from me a Commission to paint my Portrait, at

any time most convenient to yourself!"

FASHIONABLE ARTIST (_after careful survey of His Grace's

features_): "You must excuse me, Duke, but I really can't. I--a--always

choose my own Subjects now, you know, and I'm sorry to say that your

Grace won't do!"]

As I have not minimized _Punch's_ limitations as an art critic, it is

only fair to add that he was often sound and sometimes even acute. He

said the right thing on the _parvenu_ as art patron, and delicately

hinted his approval of the independence of portrait painters. His

appreciation of the strength of "Phiz" (Hablot K. Browne) as the

illustrator of Dickens and Lever in helping us to visualize and fix

certain types is excellently done, and generous admiration does not

prevent him pointing out "Phiz's" weaknesses--his sketchiness, thin and

skimpy style, and simpering mannerisms. This was said on the occasion

of the show of "Phiz's" drawings in 1883 (the year after his death)

which _Punch_ recommended to "genial Middle-age with memories and

unpriggish Youth without hyperæsthetic prejudices."

Nothing could be better in its way, again, than the castigation of the

"slick" and deliberate eccentricities of Jan Van Beers in 1886. _Punch_

admits the Dutch artist's talent, his capacity for higher work, proved

in historical paintings, and then sets to work to wield the lash:--

Popinjay Art is plentiful enough. It is the trick whereby mediocrity

antics itself into a sort of notoriety, and cynical cleverness

indolently plays the fool with an easily humbugged public. It is

probably calculated--perhaps with some reason--that these stagey

tricks, and limelight effects, and dismal draperies, and bogey

surprises, and peep-show horrors will perplex people into a foolish

wonder, if not into an impossible enjoyment or an honest approval.

Maybe that is all which is aimed at? But what an aim for anything

calling itself Art!

Posturing Pierrots and smirking skeletons, goggling sphinxes and

giggling cocottes, cadaverous surprises and ensanguined startlers,

all the parade of nightmare and nastiness, pall upon the mind, as

the phantasmagoric effects and sickly scents do upon the senses,

of the visitors to the Salon Parisien. Whim and fantasy are all

very delightful in their way. But this is not Wonderland, it is the

world of drunken delirium and the Witches' Sabbath. A girl with

emerald face, purple hair, and vivid vermilion lips, peeping between

amber portières, is an inoffensive though purposeless, and not very

interesting bizarrerie. But such gratuitous ghastlinesses as "Will

o' the Wisp," "_Felo de se_," "_Vive la Mort!_" and particularly

the offensively named "_Ecce Homo_," are simply revolting horrors.

Somebody has hazarded the statement that they are Edgar-Poe-ish.

Pooh! Poe was creepy sometimes, but he was an artist, an idealist,

subordinating even occasional horror to the beautiful in his daring

dreams.

[Illustration: A FORTIORI

PHILISTINE FATHER: "Why the dickens don't you paint something

like Frith's 'Derby Day'--something everybody can understand, and

somebody buy?"

YOUNG GENIUS: "_Everybody understand_, indeed! Art is for the

few, Father, and the higher the art, of course, the fewer the few.

The highest art of all is for _one_. That art is mine. That _one_

is--myself!"

FOND MAMMA: "There speaks my own brave boy!"]

[Sidenote: _Impartial Satire_]

As a rôle _Punch_ was a strong partisan in art; yet on occasion he

could hold the balance. I have illustrated the change in his view

of Whistler, but it never degenerated into abuse. The dialogue,

"Wrestling with Whistler," suggested by the exhibition at the Goupil

Gallery in the spring of 1892, impartially satirizes Whistlerites,

frank Philistines, and the literal and prosaic persons who were

puzzled and bewildered by "arrangements," "harmonies," "symphonies"

and "nocturnes." These simple souls, unable to recognize the objects

depicted, were not helped by the faithful who retorted, "Ah, but it's

the way he saw it!" To-day, as thirty years ago, their point of view is

faithfully expressed in the unconscious irony of the serious elderly

lady:

I've no patience with the man. Look at Gustave Doré now. I'm sure

_he_ was a beautiful artist if you _like_. Did _he_ go and call his

"Leaving the Prætorium" a "Symphony" or a "Harmony," or any nonsense

of that kind? Of course not--and yet look at the _difference_!

It is true that the artist, like the prophet, is often "not without

honour save in his own country and in his own house." The saying

happily does not apply to _Punch_ and his contributors. When Richard

Doyle died in 1883, more than thirty years had elapsed since he severed

his connexion with the paper, but _Punch_ had never forgotten the old

comrade who had designed his cover, and had been equally at home among

the imps of Elfland and the swells and snobs of society:--

Turning o'er his own past pages,

_Punch_, with tearful smile, can trace

That fine talent's various stages,

Caustic satire, gentle grace,

Feats and freaks of Cockney funny--

Brown, and Jones, and Robinson;

And, huge hive of Humour's honey,

Quaint quintessence of rich fun,

Coming fresh as June-breeze briary

With old memories of our youth--

Thrice immortal Pips's Diary!

Masterpiece of Mirth and Truth!

Personally I should invert the epithet "thrice immortal" and apply it

to the "Continental Tour of Brown, Jones and Robinson"; otherwise the

verses are a well merited tribute to the winged fancy and graceful

humour of "Dicky Doyle." Charles Keene's death in January, 1891,

removed another good comrade whose association with the paper was

unbroken up to his last illness, and was one of the chief if not the

greatest of its artistic glories:--

Frank, loyal, unobtrusive, simple-hearted,

Loving his book, his pipe, his song, his friend,

Peaceful he lived and peacefully departed,

A gentle life-course, with a gracious end.

[Sidenote: _Ruskin on Leech_]

So much for the man; as for the artist, _Punch_ was hardly overstating

the case when he claimed that the exhibition of Keene's work in the

following May stood for the supreme triumph of black and white in the

achievements of its greatest master.

Ruskin, in the lecture noted above, had described Leech's work as

containing "the finest definition and natural history of the classes

of our society, the kindest and subtlest analysis of its foibles, the

tenderest flattery of its pretty and well-bred ways, with which the

modesty of subservient genius ever immortalized or amused careless

masters." Small wonder was it, then, that _Punch_ appealed for greater

generosity to John Leech's three surviving sisters. Their combined

pensions only amounted to £180--a "dole" which lent point to the

dramatic dialogues in 1881 between a Minister and a Celebrity and

(after the Celebrity's death) between the Minister and his Secretary,

as a result of which the former decides to give the orphan daughter £50.

The cult of Japanese art in the late 'eighties furnished _Punch's_

artists with new formulas and new methods of treating Parliamentary

scenes. It also inspired the following ingenious adaptation of a famous

phrase:--

Madame Roland Re-Edited (from a sham Japanese point of view): O

Liberty! what strange (decorative) things are done in thy name!

_Punch_ had reproached Millais for condescending to the "pretty-pretty"

style, but in 1888 he was moved to caricature the modern fear of the

same tendency--a fear destined to dominate so much of modern art in

later years and to enthrone the Golliwog in the nursery.

DRAMA, OPERA AND MUSIC

_Punch_ was mixed up with the drama from the very beginning. He

drew his name and his initial inspiration from a puppet-show;

all four editors who held the office between 1841 and 1892 were

playwrights--three of them, Mark Lemon, Tom Taylor and Burnand prolific

playwrights--and many of his leading contributors from Douglas Jerrold

onwards owed a double allegiance to journalism and the drama. In these

circumstances one can hardly expect to find in _Punch's_ copious

references to plays and players an entirely judicial or dispassionate

critical attitude. Yet when all deductions have been made on the

score of old loyalties, partisanship and even prejudice, his record,

during the period which opened with the visits of Salvini and ended

with Tree's Hamlet and the tyranny of "Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay," shows

a creditable readiness to acclaim fresh talent and to applaud a

good thing irrespective of its origin. We find a certain amount of

resentment against the adulation of foreigners, but his patriotism in

this respect is untainted by any Chauvinism--witness his "Salvo to

Salvini" in 1875:--

_Punch_ is rejoiced to see that a representative body of the London

Actors lately made express application to the great Italian Player,

now displaying his art for London's behoof, to give a morning

performance of _Othello_, at which they could be present. Salvini

answered the application with an Italian's courtesy, and an artist's

feeling with his fellows. Remembering how, when _Punch_ was young,

an illiterate English mob once howled and hooted a French company

from the stage of Drury Lane, and how, when the noblest Actor of

his generation, William Macready, published a protest against the

cowardly outrage, in which he associated his brother Actors with

himself, a large body of those Actors disclaimed such association,

and denied William Macready's right to speak for more than William

Macready--_Punch_ cannot but rejoice in the present indication of a

larger and less "parochial" spirit of appreciation.

The actors who had the good fortune to see Salvini on Monday have seen

a great artist, in the ideal sense of the word--one whose art "in

the very storm and whirlwind of his passion, can beget a temperance

that gives it smoothness"; whose voice keeps its music even in rage

or agony, and whose action can be graceful, even in its moments of

utmost vehemence; and this without forfeiture of force, or sacrifice

of truth. It is of secondary importance whether or not those who

hear Salvini understand Italian. They are sure to know the text of

_Othello_; and Salvini's look, tone, and gesture speak the universal

language.

[Sidenote: _Salvini, Ristori, Bernhardt_]

They must have marked the breadth and calmness of his style, the

self-restraint that never betrays effort, and the grandeur resulting

from this element of large effect. They will have seen how superior

to points and petty tricks and clap-traps he is from first to last;

how completely the Moor, steeped at first in the stately Oriental

calm that almost looks like languor, till love lights in his eye and

mantles in his face, or doubt begins to torture, and sense of wrong

gathers and glows to fury, and a rage, far more terrible and unsparing

than a wild beast's, works to madness in his brain.

The over-vehemence of Othello's final agony is deprecated, but _Punch_

concludes by recommending all "who wish to know the highest expression

of ideal tragic acting to see this famous Italian actor."

As he had welcomed another glory of Italian art in Ristori, so he

yielded to the versatile enchantments of the "divine Sarah" in her

frequent visits to our shores. The following tribute dates from 1879:--

TO SARAH!

(By an exuberant Enthusiast)

Mistress of Hearts and Arts, all met in you

The Picturesque, informed by Soul of Passion!

Say, dost thou feed on milk and honey-dew,

Draining from goblets deep of classic fashion

Champagne and nectar, shandy-gaff sublime,

Dashed with a pungent smack of _eau-de-Marah_,

Aspasia, Sappho, Circé of the time?

Seductive Sarah!

"Muse"? All Mnemosyne's bright brood in one!

Compound of Psyché, Phryné, Britomarté,

Ruler of storm and calm, Euroclydon

And Zephyr! Slender Syrian Astarté!

With voice the soul of music, like that harp

Which whilom sounded in the Hall of Tara.

How dare Philistines at thy whimsies carp,

Soul-swaying Sarah!!

"_Poseuse_"? Pooh! pooh! Yet who so well _can_ pose

As thou, sweet statuesque slim sinuosity?

"Stagey"? Absurd! "The death's-head and the rose"?

Delicious! Gives the touch of tenebrosity

That lifts thee to the Lamia level. Oh!

Shame on the dolts who hint of Dulcamara,

_A propos_ of _levée_ and picture-show,

Serpentine Sarah!!!

* * * * *

O idol of the hour and of my heart!

Who calls thee crazy, half, and half-capricious?

A compound of _Lionne's_[12] and Barnum's part,

In _outrecuidance_ rather injudicious?

Ah! heed them not! Play, scribble, sculp, sing, paint,

Pose as a Plastic-Proteus, _mia cara_;

Sapphic, seraphic, quintessential, quaint,

_Sémillante_ Sarah!!!!

[Footnote 12: Presumably a reference to Louis XIV's versatile Minister

of that name.]

[Sidenote: _"Pierrot à Londres"_]

[Illustration: THE DIVINE SARAH

(_For whose sake we've all gone wrong_)

FIRST CRITIC (_ætat. 21_): "Beats Rachel hollow in

_Ong-Dromack_, hanged if she don't!"

SECOND CRITIC (_ditto_): "So _I_ think, Old man! And in

_L'Etrong-jair_ she licks Mademoiselle Mars all to fits!"]

This is enthusiasm at high-water mark, though the note of irony is

not absent. Admiration, appreciation, or criticism never lacking in

friendliness mark the notices of other visitors from the Old or the

New World--the Dutch actors from Rotterdam in 1879 whose performance in

_Anne Mie_ impelled _Punch_ to rewrite Canning's dispatch:--

In matters dramatic the charms of the Dutch

Are perfect _ensemble_ and sharpness of touch;

[Illustration: INANITIES OF THE DRAWING-ROOM

"Seen the _Enfant Prodigue_, Mr. Softy?"

"No; waiting till they do it in _English_!"] Modjeska, "a charming and

consummate actress" in 1880; the German Shakespearean actors at Drury

Lane in 1881; Mary Anderson in 1883; Coquelin in 1887; and Mlle. Jane

May in _L'Enfant Prodigue_, that delightful pioneer dumb-show play

which prompted _Punch_ to exclaim in 1891, "Vive Pierrot à Londres!"

with the Victorian _caveat_ "but not a play for children." _Punch's_

views on the transplantation of foreign products were never expressed

more frankly or wisely than in his comments on the abortive attempt

made by Mr. Wybrow Robertson to present selected tableaux from the

Ober-Ammergau Passion Play at the Westminster Aquarium in 1879. The

announcement of the withdrawal of the scheme was followed by a

statement that no native of Ober-Ammergau had anything to do with it,

which gave _Punch_ his cue:--

It is a comfort that one set of people come well out of the mess--the

worthy, simple and pious peasants of the Ober-Ammergau, for whom

the performance of their Passion Play is a religious solemnity, in

performance of a vow made in 1633, when their village was ravaged by

a pestilence. When the performance of Passion Plays was interdicted

in Bavaria in 1779, this one was specially excepted, as being under

the superintendence of the monks of Ettal, hard by, and, besides, in

fulfilment of a vow.

But if the institution of the play stayed the pestilence in 1633

(as these simple Ober-Ammergauers believe), its continuance may

introduce a new pestilence in 1880, should it bring on Ober-Ammergau,

as yet pure and simple, the plague of speculating Managers to tempt

the village Actors, as well as of Cook's tourists and cosmopolitan

audiences, to poison the village life with greed of gain, and take the

sanctity of simple faith from this Passion Play, so turning it--as

there is already fear it has begun to be turned--into a show which, in

becoming popular, must become profane.

The long and consistently hostile campaign which _Punch_ conducted

against Ibsen and the Ibsen plays shows him in a much less favourable

light and on precarious ground. It was open to him to pronounce Ibsen

dreary, disagreeable and didactic; some of his plays were fair game

for the parodist and the opportunity was turned to excellent account.

But the long and acrimonious tirade against the Ibsenites and their

"Arch or Archer-priest" in 1891 is seriously weakened by the writer's

confession that his knowledge of the Ibsen plays was confined to

perusal of "several of them"--that he had never seen one of them on the

stage; and his challenge to the Ibsen-worshippers to test the merits of

their idol by a single performance at a London theatre was rash, to say

the least of it.

[Sidenote: _Actors and Society_]

Turning to native drama, one cannot avoid noticing that _Punch_, who

had followed Irving's career with interest and sympathy from its

modest beginnings in farce and comedy, became increasingly critical

of his later ventures. He is pronounced physically unsuited to the

part of Macbeth in 1875, and _Punch_ did not fail to fasten on the

vulnerable points in his Romeo in 1882. In the same year Irving is

especially blamed for his resort to the "benefit" performance system,

and his defence is pronounced unconvincing in an article ingeniously

headed, "The Doubt of the Benefit," in which Irving is described as "an

admirable Comedian, an occasionally impressive Tragedian, a nervously

painstaking Actor, and, generally, an indifferent Elocutionist." But

_Punch_ had indulged in even more caustic criticism of the popular

actor-manager in the previous year, _à propos_ of an address delivered

at Edinburgh:--

Again the sickening cry is raised about the "social status of the

Actor," and this time _à propos_ of a paper read by Mr. Henry Irving,

at a Philosophical Institution known as The Music Hall in Edinburgh.

The social status of the Actor is that of a well-fed, well-clothed,

well-paid--perhaps over-paid--worker in a curious profession. If

he be amusing and intelligent, and behaves like a gentleman, he is

exceptionally favoured by what is called "Society"; as most people,

except a few fanatics, are interested in the world behind the

footlights. But every Actor is not necessarily amusing, intelligent,

and gentlemanly, and these are the people, probably, who are a

little uneasy about their status. If they are not content with their

pudding, the world is all before them. On the other hand, the more

favoured ones are a little apt to be spoiled by injudicious patronage.

"Society" is a little too ready to treat them like pet poodles.

Why on earth does Mr. Irving yearn for the companionship of Bishops?

Does he want to convert them all to Irvingism, and to come and listen

to him discoursing Shakespearean Inspirations in Unknown Tongues? Does

he require Church Patronage for the Stage, and his Theatre Stalls

filled as those of a Cathedral are with Prebends, Minor Canons and

Greater Guns of the Ecclesiastical Establishment? Is it the height

of an Actor's ambition to swell the crowd of distinguished Nobodies

at the Duchess of Mountrouge's reception, or to appear as a great

attraction of Lady Doubtful's Assemblies, and to be able to exhibit

cards of fashionable "At Homes" in the mirror which is held up to

Nature over his mantelpiece?

Elevation of the Stage forsooth! We should have thought that the Stage

had elevated Mr. Irving above all such twaddle as this.

"Act well your part, there all the honour lies."

Be satisfied with this: Live for your Art, not for that limited,

narrow, uncharitable, scandalmongering section of the great public

which calls itself "Society," and which loves to patronize Art in any

form at the least possible cost to itself.

Even harsher is the rebuke administered three weeks later to Irving

for his self-laudatory speeches, and the unnecessary autobiographical

reminiscences in which he contrasted his present with his past

earnings, thus creating a false impression of one who was in reality

the most generous of men. The petting of actors by society appealed to

_Punch_ no more than the invasion of the stage by amateurs; he regarded

such favouritism as ministering to their worst infirmity, vanity; and

in 1884 he fell foul of Mrs. Kendal's speech at the Social Science

Congress on the social position of actors, in which she reprobated

self-advertisement (Satan rebuking Sin, according to her critic), but

claimed a recognition which _Punch_ denounced as mere snobbishness. Of

Ellen Terry, who was associated with Irving at the Lyceum from 1878,

_Punch_ remained the affectionate and benevolent admirer, though he

admitted that her conception of Lady Macbeth in 1889 raised a good deal

of legitimate criticism. The lavish mounting of the Lyceum revivals, I

may add, exercised _Punch's_ frugal mind, and reached a climax in the

production of _Henry VIII_ in 1892.

[Illustration: THE NEW CRAZE

Scene--_The Green-Room of the Parthenon, before rehearsal_.

HARD-WORKING BARONET: "Here's the Duke, confound him! Only

been six months on the stage, and getting twenty guineas a week!"

CONSCIENTIOUS VISCOUNT: "Yes, and us only getting six after

ten years of it. I hate these beastly Dukes coming and spoiling the

profession!"

AMBITIOUS EARL: "Ugh! I hate all amateurs, hang 'em, taking

the bread out of one's mouth!"]

[Sidenote: _Idols of the 'Eighties_]

_Punch_, as I have so often insisted, was a Londoner first and

foremost, but he did not exclude the provinces from his survey. The

opening of the Shakespeare Memorial Theatre at Stratford-on-Avon in

1879 was a landmark in the history of the legitimate drama, and _Punch_

did not fail to acknowledge the strenuous local labour and large

local liberality which had carried to completion a worthy scheme for

commemorating the most memorable work ever wrought by mortal brain.

It was in the same year, again, that _Punch_ recorded with sympathy

and admiration the memorial performances given at Manchester for the

benefit of the widow and family of Charles Calvert, the actor-manager

"who did more for the elevation and development of the higher drama,

historical and imaginative, than any provincial manager on record,

and than any metropolitan managers, except Macready, Charles Kean

and Phelps." Phelps and Charles Mathews had both died in 1878, and

Buckstone in 1879. Mrs. Langtry, who had taken to the stage, is

advised to give up acting in 1882. In 1883 Mr. Anstey Guthrie's

immortal _Vice Versâ_ was dramatized and produced with Mr. Charles

Hawtrey as Mr. Bultitude. The evergreen veterans of to-day were already

advancing in fame and popularity. Sir Johnston Forbes Robertson had

appeared as Romeo in 1881. In 1884 the late Mr. Wilson Barrett,

encouraged by his successes in melodrama, essayed the rôle of Hamlet.

_Punch_ maliciously embodies his criticisms in a letter to Irving, then

touring in America, but the general tenor of his remarks is decidedly

reassuring to Irving. The long run of _Our Boys_ in 1877 was equalled

and eclipsed, after an initial failure, by the prodigious popularity

of _The Private Secretary_, also in 1884. Lady Bancroft died only the

other day; Sir Squire is still hale and hearty. Yet it is thirty-six

years ago since they resolved, while still at the zenith of their

popularity and in early middle age, to quit the scenes of their many

triumphs, and _Punch_, in his notice of their farewell performance,

says no more than the strict truth:--

The Bancrofts have done much for the Stage; in fact, the

_mise-en-scène_ at the houses where Comedy is played, owes its

present completeness entirely to them. They, and Mr. Hare with them,

introduced the natural style of acting, thereby supplanting the

theatrical tone and gestures of the old school, which Burlesques had

done good service in laughing off our Stage for ever.

The performance at Cambridge of the _Eumenides_ by "Messrs. Æschylus

and Verrall" in the same year is handled in a vein of friendly

facetiousness. _Punch_ found Sir Charles Stanford's music rather more

than worthy of the occasion, but thinks Æschylus and his very clever

collaborator might have shown more common sense and allowance for

modern feeling.

_Punch_ was less considerate in his treatment of the performance of

Shelley's _Cenci_ by the Shelley Society which had been founded by

"a Dr. Furnivall," the scholar and redoubtable controversialist whom

_Punch_ had already attacked in connexion with the Browning Society.

The performance was described by a member of the society as four hours

of monotonous horror:--

"The actors and actresses in the labour of love did all that could be

done; but the play is proved to be impossible, and so let us leave it

in the hope (shared by many of my fellow-members) that before another

'sixty years' it will be possible to debate the matter calmly, but

_not_ to put '_The Cenci_' on the Stage."

_Punch_ was less hopeful. He regarded "the literary disease of which

the Shelley Society may be regarded as an exemplar" as an ineradicable

malady.

[Sidenote: _"L'Assommoir" in French and English_]

Sir Frank Benson's productions of _A Midsummer Night's Dream_ and _The

Taming of the Shrew_ in 1890 come in for more commendation of the

scenic effects than the acting, but a favourable exception is made

in favour of the late Stephen Phillips, afterwards better known as

poet and dramatist. _Punch's_ notice of the late Sir Herbert Tree's

Hamlet in the summer of 1892 is a good specimen of discreetly veiled

disparagement. But it does not quite accord with Gilbert's famous

description, "funny without being vulgar," as _Punch_ considered some

of the new readings and by-play to be tasteless and grotesque. It was

this production that gave rise to that "desperate saying" that to solve

the Bacon-Shakespeare controversy, all that was necessary was to let

Tree play Hamlet and then open the two graves and see which of the

mighty dead had turned.

It would be tedious to enumerate all the references to actors and

plays, famous or forgotten, which crowd the pages of _Punch_ in this

period; to quote them in full would be impossible. Toole was one of

his favourites. Boucicault was not, and excites satirical comment for

having written a letter to Disraeli in 1876, puffing his own play

_The Shaughraun_. A little earlier The Great Vance--immortalized

in Stevenson's _Wrong Box_--the "lion comique" of the music-halls,

is rapped over the knuckles for advertising his performances as

"patronized by the Prince and Princess of Wales." _Punch's_ notice of

Zola's _L'Assommoir_ when he saw it in Paris in May, 1879, reflects

a divided mind. He found it fascinating and intolerable. Gil-Naza's

acting as Coupeau was "wonderful, fearful, admirable, awful, infernal."

Yet "the moral to most of those who assisted, the other evening, at

_L'Assommoir_ was, 'I say! Dash it! It's too horrible! Let's go and

drink!' and the biggest drink I've had for a long time--much needed,

I assure you--was after seeing _L'Assommoir_." _Punch_ doubts whether

the play could ever be done in English, but it was produced at the

Princess's Theatre only a few weeks later in Charles Reade's version,

with Charles Warner as Coupeau. The notice in _Punch_ purports to be

written by a working man, who signs himself "one as is a-thinking

seriously of Taking the Pledge, but don't see his Way to it yet."

He acknowledges the terrible realism of Warner's acting, but his

testimonial is invalidated by the final sentences:--

Yes, Sir, _Drink_ is a moral drama if ever there was one. It ought to

do a deal of good. And as I think it over, I feel as I want a little

something just to take the taste on it out o' my mouth.

_Punch_ clearly did not believe in temperance propaganda on the stage.

Nor did he support the restriction of child performers, maintaining

in 1880 that the theatres at Christmas time were admirable infant

schools; "even for teaching," he was "open to back the Theatre, while

it lasts, against the Board School any day." There was much talk at

this time about dramatic schools, but _Punch_ refused to take the

movement seriously, preferring to give a burlesque list of lectures by

well-known actresses on aspects of acting entirely foreign to their own

styles. He joined in the protest against the abolition of the pit at

the Haymarket and the general raising of prices in the same year; and

Captain Shaw's Treatise on Fires in Theatres found in him an energetic

supporter of reform in respect of structural and other safeguards.

Laments over the degeneracy of pantomime and the decline of the red-hot

poker business still occur, but honourable exception is invariably made

on behalf of the famous Vokes family. He had at an early date described

the Drury Lane pantomime as "_Vokes et præterea nihil_." _Bluebeard_,

at Christmas, 1879, is called "Vokes's Entire." "The family is a

necessity at Drury Lane"; and then _Punch_ goes on to embroider his

text. Necessity has no Legs, but here the Vokes family have the pull

over the Mother of Invention--alluding to the high-kicking exploits of

Fred Vokes and other members of that engaging and high-spirited family.

If pantomime showed signs of decay, the "sacred lamp of Burlesque" was

burning brightly at the Gaiety with John Hollingshead as Lampadephoros

and the famous quartet--Nellie Farren, Kate Vaughan, Edward Terry and

Royce--as his chief hierophants. Miss Vaughan's secession in 1883,

chronicled in a graceful tribute, rendered possible the historic

question from the bench, "Who is Miss Connie Gilchrist?" but by 1892

she too had quitted the Gaiety to add histrionic lustre to the pages of

Debrett. In 1883 Miss Vesta Tilley was playing in pantomime at Drury

Lane; in 1884 Mrs. John Wood was singing "His Heart _was_ true to

Poll"; in 1886 the inauguration of the O.U.D.S. at Oxford introduced

Mr. Bourchier as Feste in _Twelfth Night_; in 1887 _Punch_ records the

_début_ of Miss Violet Vanbrugh.

[Sidenote: _More Gibes at Ibsen_]

Ibsen's _Pillars of Society_, produced at a matinée in July, 1888, is

compared by Punch with a melodrama performed at the "Old Vic" before it

became "a sort of frisky Coffee Palace," very much to the disadvantage

of Ibsen. In the old play the dialogue was crisp and to the point,

in the new it was "hopelessly dull." _Punch_ adds that Mr. William

Archer's translation seemed excellent, adding, "But what a pity he ever

learned Norwegian!" Ada Rehan, the famous Irish-American actress, made

her first appearance in London with Daly's company in the summer of

1890, but _Punch_, while delighted by her charming vivacity, thought

she was already too old to play _ingénue_ parts. Her successes in

Shakespearean comedy were to come later.

[Illustration: IBSEN IN BRIXTON

MRS. HARRIS: "Yes, William, I've thought a deal about it,

and I find I'm nothing but your Doll and Dicky Bird, and so I'm

going!"] Three familiar names greet us in the notices of the Christmas

pantomimes of 1891. Marie Lloyd, Dan Leno and Little Tich all appeared

in _Humpty Dumpty_, but the last-named receives the Benjamin's portion

of praise. "Why Marie?" asks _Punch_, who disliked these unnecessary

variants, which have since taken a more eccentric form in "Maudi,"

"Mai," and so forth.

The Court Theatre was drawing the town with its Triple Bill in the

spring of 1892, and _Punch_ did not spare his praise of the "Pantomime

Rehearsal" which, with Ellaline Terriss, Decima Moore, Weedon Grossmith

and Brandon Thomas in the leading parts, is pronounced to be "about

the very funniest thing to be seen in any London theatre." Gilbert's

brilliant Hamlet burlesque, _Rosencrantz and Guildenstern_, was for a

while included in the bill, and _Punch_ describes it as "an excellent

piece of genuine fun." It is all that and more. Gilbert never wrote

anything wittier than the passage in which Ophelia discusses the

various theories of the Prince's "mentality" and synthesizes them in

the conclusion:--

Hamlet is idiotically sane,

With lucid intervals of lunacy.

These were stirring years in the realm of music. To take only some of

the outstanding events, there was the Wagner Festival at the Albert

Hall in 1877, conducted by the composer, which led in due time to

something like a revolution in the repertory of grand opera in London;

there was the coming of Hans Richter, whose orchestral concerts lent a

fresh impetus to the cult of symphonic music already fostered by Manns

and Hallé; there were the visits of Rubinstein and Liszt in 1886; the

superb performance of Verdi's _Otello_ in 1887 by the Scala Company,

with Tamagno and Maurel in the cast; the advent of the de Reszkes and

Melba in 1889 and of Paderewski in 1890. Last and assuredly not least,

when the test of pleasure and popularity is applied, there was the long

and fruitful collaboration of Gilbert and Sullivan which began with

_Thespis, or the Gods grown Old_, in 1871, and continued till nearly

the close of the period under review.

[Sidenote: _Punch the Anti-Wagnerite_]

All these events and many others came under _Punch's_ notice, but

it must be confessed that his shortcomings as a critic are nowhere

so conspicuous as in the domain of music. It is true that in 1875 he

expressed a guarded admiration for _Lohengrin_: he found it good in

parts, like the curate's egg. "Though not melodious, it is certainly

most musically interesting and abundantly poetical." But the report

of his Bayreuth correspondent in 1876 is admittedly a bogus document,

compiled from German phrase-books in London, and tells us nothing about

the music, for the writer never went to Bayreuth. The Albert Hall

Festival is treated much in the same spirit of entirely irresponsible

burlesque. _Punch_ is determined at all costs to represent the Festival

as a carnival of "Wagnerian waggeries." When it was over he admitted

that many who went to scoff remained to praise. "The _Rhinegold_ is a

masterpiece," but he, is careful to add "this is not a discovery of

mine," and goes on to express his deliberate opinion that the Tetralogy

must inevitably be vulgarized by representation on the stage. "Such a

_mise-en-scène_ as the _Ring_ demands is impossible," and he turns with

obvious relief to discuss Patti in _Dinorah_ and the performance of

_Orphée aux Enfers_ at the Alhambra.

In 1882 _Punch_ attended the performances of the _Ring_, and after four

nights "deliberately" said, "Never again with you, _Wotan, Siegfried &

Co._" He found nothing new in the idea of leading motives: it was as

old as the oldest pantomime. A few weeks later _Punch_ heard _Tristan_

done at Drury Lane and was bored to extinction:--

Had it been by a young English composer, or an elderly English

composer of the Hanwellian School, it would not have been tolerated

for half an hour after its commencement. For ourselves, if of two

penances we had to choose one, either to sit out a long, dull sermon

in a stuffy church on an August afternoon, or to hear one Act of

_Tristan and Isolda_, we should unhesitatingly select the former,

where, at all events, there would be the certainty of a tranquil

repose, from which no cruel drum, bassoon, or violoncello, but only

the snoring of our own nose, could rouse us. That there are occasional

snatches of melody is undeniable, but a snatch here and there is not

the grasp of a master hand to hold an audience. Judicious selections

will always be welcome; but that, taken as a whole, it is the

embodiment of stupendous boredom, might be the verdict of all English

opera-goers who delight in the Operas of Rossini, Mozart, Meyerbeer,

Gounod, Verdi, Balfe, Wallace, Bizet, and we are not afraid to add,

even in these days of æsthetic mysticism, art-vagueness, and higher

cultchaw--Bellini.

_Punch_ then proceeds to "guy" the libretto and stage directions and

continues:--

This sort of music can never, in our lifetime at least, thank

goodness, become popular with the British public. It may, as Dr.

Johnson said of the violoncello performance, be wonderful, but we only

wish it were impossible. Wagner's lyrical-dramatic music requires

no operatic vocalists at all. Let there be a first-rate orchestra,

a book of the plot in hands of the audience, and tableaux vivants

or dissolving views to illustrate it--as illustration is still

necessary for the illiterate. To ourselves, speaking as mere laics

in the matter, with a fondness for tune, harmony, and good dramatic

situations, it seems that singing and acting are thrown away on such

vocal music and such tedious and unsavoury libretti. Richard Wagner's

Operas will be remembered when the _Barbiere_ and a few more trifles

are forgotten, but not till then.

And then Wagner inconsiderately went and died a few months later, and

_Punch_, who was never given to indulging in war-dances over his dead

enemies, printed not exactly a palinode, but a liberal acknowledgment

that this "arch-revolutionist" of the brood of "Demiurgus militant" was

a considerable figure. Given his temperament and aims, _Punch_ asks:--

What wonder

He brought the sword into mild Music's sphere,

And in the clangour of the hurtling spear,

The clashing mail, and the loud battle-thunder,

Missed, sometime, of the finer harmony

The still small voice, known of the subtler ear,

Which outlives all War's clarions? Year on year

May pass ere he is measured. Yet we see

The work of a strong shaper, one whose part

Was with new light to show a newer way.

He stripped the gewgaw'd shams of Opera,

Lord of two spheres, he wedded Art with Art,

And Music, sunned in brighter, larger fame,

May date its nobler dawn from Wagner's mighty name.

[Sidenote: _"The Beggar's Opera" in 1878_]

The splendid Indian summer of Verdi's genius which gave us _Aïda_,

_Otello_ and _Falstaff_ is only partially recognized. When Aïda was

produced in 1876 _Punch_ was more interested in Patti and Nicolini, the

magnificence of the mounting and the chatter of the boxes, than in the

music. In the _finale_ "the brass was everywhere, the voices nowhere."

_Punch_ was happier in dealing with _Carmen_, in which Nietzsche, after

he had abandoned Wagnerism, found the exemplification of his dictum

"_il faut Méditerraniser la musique_," and which has won the allegiance

of all schools. And it is interesting in view of the wonderful success

recently achieved by the revival of _The Beggar's Opera_ to read

_Punch's_ eulogies of Sims Reeves, when the famous tenor appeared at

Covent Garden as Captain Macheath in 1878. But here again he is more

interested in Sims Reeves's singing and acting than in the play or the

music:--

It was a treat. But what a stupid play! What a set of sordid, squalid,

ruffianly characters, all, except Polly Peachum, prettily played by

Madame Cave-Ashton, who obtained more than one encore. The chorus of

"Let us take the Road" was very effectively given. I should like to

see _The Beggar's Opera_ with a well remodelled plot, an efficient

cast, to include, of course, Mr. Sims Reeves (it would be nothing

at all without his Captain Macheath) and Madame Cave-Ashton, and

produced under such careful stage-management as was shown by Mr.

Hare in bringing out _Olivia_ at the Court Theatre. However, for the

present, _The Beggar's Opera_, which, I believe, was the result of a

considerable amount of "collaboration," is, as played the other night

at Covent Garden, good enough, by way of a musical treat, for Your

Representative.

What _Punch_ wished to see forty years ago has been achieved under the

inspiring direction of Mr. Nigel Playfair, though not exactly on the

lines indicated.

Cherishing an old-fashioned weakness for a tune, _Punch_ naturally

deplored the passing of Offenbach, one of the greatest tune-coiners

of the century. The memorial lines in October, 1880, are an admirable

summary of the qualities which made Offenbach the musical incarnation

of the unbridled gaiety of the Second Empire. But it is rather a

surprise to find an allusion to "Golden Schneider" in view of _Punch's_

earlier castigation of that ultra-vivacious lady. For the rest _Punch_

was still true to the tradition expressed in the avowal of the

Philistine who said he would rather hear Offenbach than Bach often.

Regret of a very different temper inspires the tribute to Jenny Lind,

_Punch's_ favourite singer, on her death in 1887. Forty years earlier

he had christened her "the Nightingale that sings in Winter," and

recognized her unfailing response to all charitable appeals:--

"Dear Jenny Lind!" So then his song addressed her

Who still is "Jenny Lind," and still is dear.

Though Genius praised, and Fashion's crowd caressed her,

She sank not, like some stars, below her sphere

Into those darkening mists

Whose taint the true and tender heart resists.

Her nature fame was powerless to soil,

Whom splendour hardened not, and puffery could not spoil.

How the crowd rushed and crushed, and cheered and clamoured,

Forty years syne, to hang upon her song!

Of _La Sonnambula's_ heroine enamoured,

Thrilled by the flute-like trillings sweet as strong

Of their dear Nightingale.

Amina, Lucia, Alice, each they'd hail

With fervent plaudits, in whose flush and stir

Love of her silvery song was blent with love of her.

And each well earned! The crowd would press and jostle

To hear their favourite warbler, from whose throat,

Clear as the lark, and mellow as the throstle,

The limpid melody would soar and float.

Now like a shattered lute,

The Nightingale who sang in winter's mute;

But long remembered that pure life shall be,

To Music dedicate and vowed to Charity.

[Illustration: THE LATEST FASHION IN MUSIC AT HOME

"By Mendelssohn, is it not, Miss Prigsby?"

"We believe so."

"One of the 'Songs Without Words'?"

"Possibly. We nevah listen to Mendelssohn."

"Indeed! You don't admire his music?"

"We do not."

"May I ask why?"

"Because there are no wrong notes in it!"

(_Our gallant colonel is "out of it" again._)]

[Sidenote: _Jean and Edouard de Reszke_]

The idols of the operatic world in _Punch's_ earlier days were mainly

Italian or trained in Italy. In the period which we have now reached

no single nation retained a monopoly of "stars." Madame Nordica, who

appeared in 1890, was an American, Madame Melba was Australian-born of

Scottish descent, and the two de Reszkes, Jean and Edouard, the chief

glories of many recurrent seasons at Covent Garden, were Poles. A

hundred years earlier Lord Mount-Edgcumbe, a famous amateur and critic,

declared that the French opera singers were excruciating to listen

to. In the late 'eighties and 'nineties the best singing was heard

from those who had been trained in Paris. The de Reszkes in particular

helped to achieve what _Punch_ had declared to be impossible--they

made Wagner popular among the fashionable opera-goers by singing his

later works as they had never been sung before, turning to them at the

zenith of their powers and reputation, a service to art which more

self-protective singers have sedulously avoided. Jean de Reszke was

great in _Faust_, _Roméo et Juliette_, _Aïda_, _Le Prophète_, but he

was greater as Siegfried and Tristan. And so with his brother Edouard,

when his Mephistopheles or his Friar Laurence are compared with his

Wotan, his Hagen or his King Marke. I have spoken elsewhere of the

disastrous National Opera House scheme of Mapleson and the _fiasco_

of the Royal English Opera House in Shaftesbury Avenue. _Ivanhoe_,

Sullivan's solitary excursion into the domain of grand opera, which was

written for the opening of the last-named building, did not achieve

more than a _succès d'estime_. _Punch's_ notice is friendly but not

enthusiastic. When it gave place to the _Basoche_, he summed up the

situation facetiously but shrewdly enough under the heading, "English

Opera as She isn't sung":--

It seems impossible to support a Royal English Opera House with

its special commodity of English Opera, that is, Opera composed by

an Englishman to an Englishman's libretto, and played by English

operatic singers. _Ivanhoe_, a genuine English Opera, by a genuine

English Composer (with an Irish name), produced with great éclat,

has, after a fair run and lots of favour, been Doylécarté, in order

to make room for the _Basoche_, an essentially French Opera, by a

French Composer and Librettist, done, of course, into English, so

as to be "understanded of the people." The _Basoche_ has "caught

on," and our friends in front, including Composer, Librettist, and

Middleman--Druriolanus, who bought it, and Doyly Carty, who bought it

of Sir Druri--are all equally pleased and satisfied. Considered as a

matter of business, what signifies the nationality as long as the spec

pays?--_tout est là_.

"Druriolanus" was _Punch's_ ingenious _agnomen_ for Augustus Harris,

who, beginning as a melodramatic actor, had blossomed into a manager

and operatic _impresario_ and was knighted in 1891. It was at the

close of the same year that Mascagni's _Cavalleria Rusticana_ was

first produced in England, scored a success which the composer has

never succeeded in recapturing, and established the tyranny of the

"Intermezzo," which is not even yet overpast. Verga's powerful story of

love and revenge, on which the libretto is based, counted for much, but

the crude emotional vigour of the score is not to be denied. _Punch_

adored the "Intermezzo," speaks of the "charm" of the music, but says

nothing of the plot. The Italian Company in 1891 were only moderately

good; Madame Calvé's marvellously tragic impersonation of Santuzza,

in the season of 1892, is inseparably associated in the minds of

middle-aged opera-goers with Mascagni's solitary triumph.

[Illustration: AN IRISH MELODY TRANSPLANTED

GERMAN TENOR WARBLES:--

"I'll not leaf zee, sow lone von,

To bine on ze Schtem!

Zins ze lôfly are Szchleebingk,

Coh! szchleeeb sow fiz dem!

Zos ghyntly I schgadder

Zy leafs on the bet,

Vair zy maids of ze karrten

Lie schentless and tet!"

]

[Sidenote: _Gilbert and Sullivan_]

When we turn from grand to comic opera, the names of Gilbert and

Sullivan confront us throughout the entire period under review in a

light that sheds a still undiminished lustre on native art. Of each

of the two partners in this long and fruitful collaboration it may

be said, in the often quoted phrase, that if not absolutely great he

was great in his _genre_. Between them they created an entirely new

type of light opera. Moreover, it was an entirely English or British

product in its spirit and structure, and relied entirely on British

performers. _Punch_ welcomed the venture from the outset, and in 1880,

in some verses modelled on the Judge's song in _Trial by Jury_, and

anticipating Sullivan's knighthood in 1883, he happily summarizes

the career of the composer, with whom, by the way, Burnand had been

associated in _Cox and Box_ in 1866:--

As a boy I had such a musical bump,

And its size so struck Mr. Helmore,

That he said, "Though you sing those songs like a trump,

You shall write some yourself that will sell more."

So I packed off to Leipsic, without _looking back_,[13]

And returned in such classical fury,

That I sat down with Handel and Haydn and Bach--

And turned out _Trial by Jury_.

But W.S.G. he jumped for joy

As he said, "Though the job dismay you,

Send Exeter Hall to the deuce, my boy;

It's the _haul_ with me that'll pay you."

And we hauled so well, mid jeers and taunts

That we've settled, spite all temptations,

To stick to our Sisters and our Cousins and our Aunts--

And continue our pleasant relations.

[Footnote 13: The title of one of Sullivan's most popular songs.]

In 1885, on the occasion of the production of the _Mikado_, which

_Punch_ bracketed with _Pinafore_ as the best of all the series, there

are some excellent observations on the dual autocracy exerted to

admiration at the Savoy:--

Rarely, if ever, have Composer and Author produced piece after piece

under conditions so favourable to success as have Messrs. Gilbert and

Sullivan at the Savoy. They are their own Managers, the theatre is

practically theirs, the Members of the Company, from the soprano and

tenor down to the latest novice in the chorus, or among the "extras,"

depend mainly, if not entirely, upon the Composer and Author for

their engagements. This Beaumont and Fletcher of Eccentric Opera can

order rehearsals when they choose, can command the scene-painters and

property-men, and, what is much more to the point, be obeyed. They

have jointly and separately the authority of the Centurion: the Author

is the autocrat of the acting and the Savoy stage generally; the

Composer is the autocrat of the music, vocal and instrumental.

[Sidenote: _The Savoy Autocrats_]

At other theatres an Author may try to assume the autocrat, but,

unless he can be absolutely independent, and able to take his

piece out of the theatre without damaging his chance of earning a

livelihood, the attempt is only a ridiculous and palpable failure.

True that times have changed, considerably for the better, since

Albert Smith said that "there was only one person in the theatre lower

than the call-boy, and that was the Author," yet, in spite of much

improvement, a young Dramatist will still sympathize with the spirit

of Albert Smith's observation; and, ordinarily, the most experienced

Playwright, if not, as I have said, absolutely independent, has, in

almost every instance, to accommodate himself to the exigencies of

the theatre, and to the tempers of the Actors. From the moment he

has a piece in rehearsal, there is no peace for him on the Stage. He

is promised what he will never obtain; he has to accept just what he

can get; he has to humour the ideas of others and sacrifice his own;

he has to make the best of unintentional mistakes and deliberately

intentional alterations; he has to accede to the Manager's date for

producing the piece, and its first night of public performance is, in

the majority of cases, really and truly only a dressed rehearsal, and,

in some cases, it is the first real rehearsal the piece has had.

Now nothing of this sort ought to take place at the Savoy. There

Messrs. Gilbert and Sullivan have only themselves to please, only

themselves and their piece to consider; they are monarchs of all they

Savoy--I should say "survey"--they are masters of the situation, and

if they allow any piece of theirs to be produced in a hurry, with

incomplete appointments, with inappropriate scenery, faulty dresses,

or after insufficient rehearsal, on their own heads be it and on

no one else's. The Actor-singers are only intelligent puppets in

their Showman's hands, and the more faithfully they carry out the

instructions given them by their masters, the greater their individual

and collective chance of success.

It delights me to see the precision of the action on the Stage of the

Savoy, the result of a carefully-thought-out plan and well-regulated

drill. The principals have been judiciously selected for the work,

and they are suited by the two clever fellow-workers who, having

taken their measure to a nicety, give them just what they can do,

and no more; and who insist on their original conceptions being

executed exactly according to their ideas. The result is that the

ensemble is about the most effective thing in London--or in Paris for

that matter--because the individuality of the Actor-singer is not

destroyed, but is judiciously made use of, and worked up, as valuable

material for the character he has to represent.

_Patience_ in 1881 specially appealed to _Punch_ because it was aimed

against the æsthetes. His general appreciation of the Savoy Operas was,

however, tempered by criticism. For example, he pronounces _Iolanthe_

in 1882 to be "not within a mile of _Pinafore_ and not a patch upon

_Patience_." _The Gondoliers_ in 1890 is placed third in order of

excellence after the _Mikado_ and _Pinafore_. The unfortunate temporary

estrangement between the collaborators which led to the severance of

their partnership in the same year, and which was alleged to have grown

out of a dispute over a carpet, is treated in "A Chapter of Dickens

up to Date," with Gilbert as Mrs. Gamp and Sullivan as Mrs. Prig.

_Punch's_ view of the merits of the dispute may be gathered from the

fact that he gives the last word to Mrs. Prig, who, after alluding

to a tempest in a teapot, observes: "Wich I don't believe there's

either rhyme or reason in sech an absurd quarrel!" Yet when the _Court

Circular_ of March 9, 1891, recorded the performance at Windsor Castle

of _The Gondoliers_, "a Comic Opera composed by Sir Arthur Sullivan,"

with full details of the programme, performers, etc., but no mention of

Gilbert at all, _Punch_ rubs in this conspicuous absence in his most

sarcastic vein.

Mr. D'Oyly Carte, it seems, was presented to the Queen after the

performance, and _Punch_ goes on:--

Did R. D'Oyly think of mentioning that "the words" were by W.S.G.?

And then it is told how D'Oyly refused to take any payment for the

performance. Noble, generous-hearted, large-minded and liberal D'Oyly!

Sir Arthur Courtly Sullivan's name was to the Bill, and so his consent

to this extra act of generosity may be taken for granted. But what

said Sir Brian de Bois Gilbert? By the merry-maskins, but an he be not

pleased, dub me Knight Samingo! Will D'Oyly be dubbed Knight? And what

sort of Knight? Well, remembering a certain amusing little episode

in the more recent history of the Savoy Theatre, why not a "Carpet

Knight"?

If _Punch_ kept most of his friendships in good repair, it must be

admitted that he also displayed on occasion a positive genius for

impish malice.

[Sidenote: _Liszt, Rubinstein, Pachmann_]

Among the musical celebrities who visited us in these years _Punch_ had

a special word for Joachim, to whom England was almost a second home,

and Madame Schumann, whose portrait with that of the great violinist

appears in 1881. M. Pachmann's performance at a concert in 1883 is

described with more fidelity than reverence:--

Then came a M. Vladimir de Pachmann, who, in consequence of his long

hair, and a bulkiness about his waist and coat-tails suggestive

of concealed fish-bowls, to be presently produced from under a

handkerchief, I at first set down as a Conjurer. He wasn't, however,

being a Pianist of considerable skill, with an overpowering propensity

for getting the most out of every note, and listening in rapt

admiration to its dying away in the distance, and then slowly raising

his left hand as if pronouncing a blessing on the instrument as he

went along.

Liszt and Rubinstein (who once said that compared with Liszt all other

pianists, including himself, were mere wood-choppers) both visited

England in 1886--Rubinstein still in the full possession of his

powers, which he displayed in his remarkable cycle of seven historical

recitals; Liszt, full of years and honours, but claiming attention as

a composer, not as a performer, though he did play once or twice in

private. The mention of the performance of his oratorio _St. Elizabeth_

in St. James's Hall comes home to the present writer, who was a humble

member of the chorus. _Punch's_ notice is an adroit blending of

facetiousness and respect. In his Postscript he observes, "How tired

Liszt must be of hearing his own music! Fancy Pears being treated for

a whole week to nothing but his own Soap!" I wonder whether _Punch_

knew, what was the fact, that Liszt fell asleep in the performance of

his own oratorio. Three months later he died at Bayreuth, having never

recovered from the exhaustion caused by the lionizing hospitality of

his English admirers. Rubinstein survived his visit for eight years.

_Punch_ was not far out in describing him in 1886 as the first player

in the world. He was then fifty-seven, and his playing of Beethoven's

Op. 57--the _Appassionata_ Sonata--beggared description. Rubinstein

used to say that in these recitals he played enough wrong notes to make

a symphony; he was at times violent and extravagant and took strange

liberties with the text. But here he was Titanic, and _Punch's_ welcome

was well deserved, though the critic erred in ranking Rubinstein the

composer on the same plane with Rubinstein the performer. It is amusing

to read, in the reference to the last recital, that the programme

included works by

--such small contemporary deer as Liadoff, Balakireff,

Rimsky-Korsakoff, and César Cui. My gracious! What names! Familiar,

too, don't they seem? In the same category the patronymic of

Tschaikowski rings refreshingly as that of an old friend.

The spelling of foreign musicians' names had always been a stumbling

block to _Punch_, and I have revised his versions of two of the

composers mentioned above, but by 1886 he had at least learned to spell

Liszt correctly.

Hans Richter had shared the duties of conductor at the Wagner Festival

of 1877 with the great composer himself. The concerts which made his

name a household word in the musical world began in 1879. His leonine

appearance and Olympian calm, his wonderful memory, which enabled him

to conduct the great masterpieces, classical and modern, without a

score; and the dignity and authority of his interpretations soon gained

for him an admiration which survived his repudiation in 1914 of all the

honours and distinctions conferred on him by the country in which for

many years he had made his home. There are still a good many orchestral

players amongst us who have a warm corner in their hearts for the

"Doctor," and a profound respect for his mastery of the high art of

conducting. His quaint sayings are legion, and ought to be collected.

One of the best is his rebuke of his band at a rehearsal of the

_Venusberg_ music: "Gentlemen, you play it as if you were teetotallers,

_which you are not_."

_Punch_ acclaimed him as a master in 1886, and his tribute is all the

more remarkable because it is coupled with an unexpected acknowledgment

of the genius of Brahms, whose Fourth Symphony, a very tough nut to

crack in those days, is contrasted with the "howling balderdash" of

other moderns. Paderewski, who made his first appearance in the spring

of 1890, is handsomely extolled. His first concert, which the present

writer attended, only attracted a meagre audience, but the effect on

his hearers was electrifying and the _crescendo_ of popularity was

immediate and abiding. _Punch_, of course, made puns on his name, but

in these years he was so consistent an offender that he might very well

have appropriated the old doggerel confession:--

If for every pun I shed

I were to be punishèd,

I could not find a puny shed

Wherein to hide my punnish head.

[Sidenote: _The Plague of Prodigies_]

London has never been free from the plague of prodigies, but the

epidemic was acute in 1888, and _Punch_ treated the matter in a style

which has a strangely familiar ring--when allowance is made for the

usual puns:--

That there is a regular flood of these musical prodigies threatening

to sweep over every concert-hall platform, there is not a doubt; and

while the public rush in applauding crowds to welcome them, it is not

easy to see where it is to stop. As long as the fever lasts, their

parents, whatever their weight, may be counted upon to keep hurrying

them to the "scales," and set them down to the key-board practising

till they are often literally laid on their _Bachs_. Meantime, while

the infants struggle, it is becoming a serious question for the

regular adult performers, who will find their occupation gone, and

certainly not know what to do with themselves, if the former are to

have it all their own way. For them, whatever the public may think of

it, the matter will undoubtedly be no mere "child's play," and they

will surely hail any signs indicating that this recent determined

invasion of the concert-room by the nursery is at all on the wane,

with every expression of unfeigned delight.

The subject is handled more judiciously in one of the admirable "_Voces

Populi_" series; best of all in Du Maurier's "Happy Thought":--

MRS. TRIPLETS: "And how is your concert getting on, Herr

Pfeiffer?"

EMINENT VIOLINIST: "Pudiful, as far as de Brogramme is

goncerned--Beethoven--Schumann--Brahms! But ze dickets don't zell!!

Ach! Py ze vay, Mrs. Triplets, you don't happen to haf zoch a zing

as a Moozicalish Infantile Venomenon apout you zat you could lend me

for ze occasion. Ja? Gonzertina! Pantscho! Pones! Gomb! Anyzing vill

blease ze Pritish Boblic, if ze berformer is onter vife years olt!"

_Punch_ was in his element when Eduard Strauss--son of Johann the

elder, and brother of the most famous of all the Viennese Waltz-Kings,

Johann Strauss of the _Blue Danube_ and the _Fledermaus_--brought his

band to the Inventions Exhibition in 1885. In these days waltzing

was still popular, and on the page overleaf I give two phases in its

evolution as recorded by the pen of Du Maurier. Eduard Strauss wrote

many delightful waltzes, and was an inspiring if somewhat exuberant

conductor. _Punch_, who had sat under Jullien in his boyhood, compares

the methods of the two, and pronounces the performance of dance-music

by Strauss's band to be a revelation. "It unvulgarizes even the polka,

and, from time to time, imparts an elevating tone to that ungraceful

and prosaic dance." Finally _Punch_ rewrites C. F. Adams's "Leedle

Yawcob Strauss" in honour of the Waltz-King:--

He hops und schumps und marks der time,

Und shows such taste and nous,

Dot dere's to equal him no vun,

Mine clever Eduard Strauss.

* * * * *

He dakes der viddle in his hands,

Und he schust blay it, too!

He dake der schtick to beat der time,

Mine gracious, dot vos drue.

Und ven der beeble hear dot band

Dey at each oder glance,

Den vag deir heads, den move deir veet,

Und vish dot dey might dance.

Und ven dey blay der "Danube Blue,"

Vich vos vor an encore,

Dey velcome it as zomtings new,

Und call for it vonce more.

Der beeble listen as dey blay

As guiet as a mouse,

Dere's none vor dance tunes any day

Like leedle Eduard Strauss.

The cult of Berlioz, started by Hallé at Manchester in 1880, was now

in full swing, and his _Faust_ figures constantly in the programmes

of choral concerts and festivals, with Henschel and Santley (who had

abandoned opera for oratorio), Mary Davies and Edward Lloyd in the

principal rôles. _Punch_ did not overlook the provincial festivals in

the days when the standard quartet was made up of Mmes. Albani and

Patey--whose likeness to Handel was noted by Samuel Butler--Edward

Lloyd and Santley. He was present at Leeds in 1886 when Sir Arthur

Sullivan conducted his _Golden Legend_, and Stanford his exhilarating

_Revenge_. Sullivan is saluted as "the English Offenbach," a somewhat

two-edged compliment, though meant sincerely. At Gloucester, in 1889,

_Punch_ praises the music of Parry's _Judith_, but damns the libretto:

"_Punch_ and _Judith_ can never agree." No subject, sacred or profane,

was secure from _Punch's_ puns. _The Golden Legend_ and _The Prodigal

Son_, both by Sullivan, were included in the programme at Gloucester,

and are turned to characteristic account in the following comment:--

The _Golden Legend_ is a traditional tale of a fortune amassed at

Gloucester by an hotel-keeper during the Festival week; while _The

Prodigal Son_ is the sad story of a young man who, in spite of his

father's warnings, lived an entire week at a Gloucester Inn.

[Illustration: WHAT OUR WALTZING IS COMING TO

DISTINGUISHED FOREIGNER: "Voulez-vous me faire l'honneur de

Danser cette Valse avec moi, Meess Matilde?"

MISS MATILDA (_an accomplished waltzer_): "Avec plaiseer,

Monsieur. Quelle est voter Forme--le '_Lurch de Liverpool_,' le '_Dip

de Boston_,' ou le '_Kick de Ratcliffe Highway_'?"

(We have feebly tried to represent the "Ratcliffe Highway Kick," which

at present is only danced in the very best society, and confers a great

air of distinction on the performers.)]

[Illustration: STUDIES IN EVOLUTION

This is not an example of the Struggle for Existence--it is merely

"The Valse," as we have lately seen it danced at Suburban Subscription

Balls, etc.]

The Royal College of Music was founded in 1882. George Grove, the

first director, the "dear 'G'" of countless friends in all walks of

life, was an old ally, and the venture, in which the Prince of Wales

took from the very outset an active and energetic part, received

_Punch's_ benediction, though an element of genial chaff is not absent

in the picture of the Prince conducting his orchestra of royal and

noble minstrels, with the Duke of Edinburgh as first violin. _Punch_

showed a truer insight into the potentialities of the new institution

when he suggested that it might help to solve the problem of National

Opera. By its annual operatic performances so admirably directed for

some thirty years by Sir Charles Stanford, and by the training of

first-class instrumentalists and singers, the R.C.M. has done an amount

of spade-work which has more than fulfilled _Punch's_ prediction.

[Sidenote: _Popular Songs_]

On the educative value of the music-halls _Punch_ in earlier years

had maintained an attitude of scepticism, not to say hostility. He

had been careful to draw invidious distinctions between the vulgarity

of music-hall comedians and the entertainments provided by the German

Reeds and Corney Grain, in whom he recognized "one in ten thousand"

and a true follower of John Parry, the father and perhaps the greatest

of all musical entertainers, whose _vis comica_, allied to unfailing

good taste and reinforced by remarkable musicianship, had won the

admiration of Lablache and Malibran. I have noted elsewhere _Punch's_

disparagement of the efforts to improve the music-halls. He displays

a certain lukewarm approval of the prospectus of the "Coffee Music

Hall Company, Limited," issued in 1879 under the auspices of Lord

and Lady Cowper, Mr. and Mrs. Cowper-Temple, Sir Charles Trevelyan

and Canon Duckworth; the names of Mr. and Mrs. German Reed and Sir

Jules Benedict, however, inspired him with more confidence than their

aristocratic co-patrons.

The popular songs of the hour seldom failed to attract _Punch's_

vigilant censure. In 1887 "Two Lovely Black Eyes" enchanted the

million. It was well parodied in the series of "Popular Songs Resung"

by "Miss Virginia Bowdler" in 1891, and in 1889 _Punch_ published his

excellent "Model Music-Hall Songs." The song that broke his heart in

1891 was "Hi-tiddly-hi-ti"; in 1892 a "Melancholy Muser" is plunged

into despair by the "Ta-ra-ra" boom:--

I am shrouded in impenetrable gloom-de-ay,

For I feel I'm being driven to my doom-de-ay,

By an aggravating ditty

Which I don't consider witty;

And they call the horrid thing, "Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay!"

Every 'bus-conductor, errand-boy, and groom-de-ay,

City clerk, and cheeky crossing-sweep with broom-de-ay

Makes my nervous system bristle

As he tries to sing or whistle

That atrocious and absurd "Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay!"

So I sit in the seclusion of my room-de-ay,

And deny myself to all--no matter whom-de-ay--

For I dread a creature coming

Whose involuntary humming

May assume the fatal form, "Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay!"

Oh, I fear that when the Summer roses bloom-de-ay,

You will read upon a well-appointed tomb-de-ay:

"Influenza never lick'd him,

But he fell an easy victim

To that universal scourge--'Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay!'"

The amazing popularity of Mr. Albert Chevalier's coster songs is

acknowledged in 1892, but _Punch_ hardly does justice to the talents of

the creator of what was virtually a new and specialized type of comic

song heavily larded with sentiment.

HEROES AND WORTHIES

In the course of these chapters mention has not infrequently been made

of the homage paid by _Punch_ to his special heroes and heroines.

Memorial verses had always been a feature of the paper, and in the

beginning of this period they assumed formidable dimensions: at

its close there was a welcome reaction towards brevity; but in the

following anthology I have not always quoted these tributes in full,

preferring to extract the stanzas or lines which seemed to me to come

nearest the mark in truth of portraiture or felicity of expression.

Thus, while other features of Charles Kingsley's work in life and

letters are noted in the verses printed on his death in 1875, his

achievement in the domain of historical romance is much the most

happily treated:--

He raised strong Saxon Hereward from death

In his grey shroud of mist from mere and fen;

Called up the England of Elizabeth,

With Drake and Raleigh, chief of Devon men.

To 1878 belong the lines on the "Christian athlete" Selwyn, Bishop of

New Zealand and afterwards of Lichfield:--

At length from work he rests, and to the bier

His good deeds follow him, and good men's love;

And one true Bishop less we reckon here,

And one good angel more they count above.

The epitaph on Lord John Russell, who died three weeks after his golden

wedding in 1878, applauds his consistency but is not memorable, though

he is well described as a fighter for freedom "in spite of what was

done in Freedom's name."

The lines on the great John Lawrence in July, 1879, contain one good

stanza:--

A simple mannered, rude and rugged man,

But true and wise and merciful and just.

Of all these monuments, when all we scan,

Which rises o'er more justly honoured dust?

[Sidenote: _Rowland Hill, Stanley, and Darwin._]

Rowland Hill, always one of _Punch's_ special heroes, was buried in the

Abbey in September of the same year. Here _Punch's_ best tribute is in

prose, when he speaks of him as

One of the greatest benefactors to his country and to the civilized

world that it ever produced; now inhabiting an abode among the band of

departed worthies who in this life were heroes and saints and bards of

the better sort:--

_Inventas aut qui vitam excoluere per artes_.

The verses on Dean Stanley in July, 1881, are not quoted in his _Life_

by Lord Ernle, so I make no excuse for printing them here:--

With clear, calm eye he fronted Faith, and she,

Despite the clamorous crowd,

Smiled, knowing her soul-loyal votary

At no slave's altar bowed.

With forward glance beyond polemic scope

He scanned the sweep of Time,

And everywhere changed looks with blue-eyed Hope,

Victress o'er doubt and crime.

But inward turning, he, of gentle heart,

And spirit mild as free,

More gladly welcomed, as life's better part,

The rule of Charity.

_Punch's_ most generous acknowledgment of the genius of Charles Darwin

was published in 1877:--

THREE ILLUSTRATIONS OF A THEORY

Though dogmatists and dullards long opposed

His Theory with venomous persistence,

Darwin may now consider it has closed

Its--"Struggle for existence."

To calm research, not fierce polemic raid,

Truth yields her secrets. After fair inspection

The age twixt Science and her foes has made

A--"Natural selection."

Thou canst not, Zealotry, as blind as hot,

Truth's champion slay, however hard thou hittest.

Darwin outlives detraction. Is this not

"Survival of the fittest"?

When Darwin died in April, 1882, _Punch_ had entered on a phase in

which the claims of science to solve the riddle of the universe excited

his misgiving, and his obituary lines are of a non-committal order,

save for one admirable couplet:--

Recorder of the long Descent of Man

And a most living witness of his rise.

There are no reserves in his valediction to Henry Fawcett in November,

1884:--

No braver conquest o'er ill fortune's flout

Our age has seen than his who held straight on,

Though the great God-gift from his days was gone,

"And Wisdom at one entrance quite shut out"--

Held on with genial stoutness, seeing more

Than men with sight undarkened, but with mind

Through prejudice and Party bias blind.

Another statesman of equal fearlessness and independence was W. E.

Forster; but here the whole virtue of _Punch's_ salutation in April,

1886, is summed up in the two lines:--

A sturdy lover of a sturdy land,

He served it, zeal at heart and life in hand.

I pass over the "In Memoriam" lines on the good Lord Shaftesbury in the

previous year. They render full justice to his splendid and life-long

service on behalf of the "helpless thralls of trade" and the "all

unchildlike children" "victims of modern Molochs," "all who creep or

fall on poverty's rough road or crime's steep slope"; but they are

otherwise laboured and diffuse. Sincerity is no guarantee of literary

excellence. _Punch_ shows to greater advantage in the lines on Newman

in August, 1890, who is lauded, not as a great Cardinal nor as one

Above all office and all state,

Serenely wise, magnanimously great;

Not as the pride of Oriel, or the Star

Of this host or of that in creed's hot war,

But as the noble spirit, stately, sweet,

Ardent for good without fanatic heat,

Gentle of soul, though greatly militant,

Saintly, yet with no touch of cloistral cant;

Him England honours, and so bends to-day

In reverent grief o'er Newman's glorious clay.

[Sidenote: _Lord Granville and W. H. Smith_]

Two statesmen, widely differing in birth, temperament and character,

are commemorated in 1891. Of Lord Granville _Punch_ writes:--

Bismarckian vigour, stern and stark

As Brontë's self, was not his dower;

Not his to steer a storm-tost bark

Through waves that whelm, and clouds that lower.

Temper unstirred, unerring tact

Were his. He could not "wave the banner,"

But he could lend to steely act

The softly silken charm of manner.

Mr. W. H. Smith was a much harder subject for eulogy, for he was not a

"dæmonic genius," an orator, or a romantic figure, but simply a good

plain honest servant of his country. Yet _Punch's_ verses, if not

inspired by high poetic rapture, are something more than adequate in

their appreciation of Mr. W. H. Smith's solid qualities:--

A capable, clear-headed, modest toiler,

Touched with no egoist taint,

To Duty sworn, the face of the Despoiler

Made him not fear or faint.

O'erworn, o'erworked, with smiling face, though weary,

The tedious task he plied;

Sagacious, courteous, ever calm and cheery,

Unsoured by spleen or pride.

As unprovocative as unpretentious,

Skilful though seeming slow;

Unmoved by impulse of conceit contentious

To risk success for show.

O rare command of gifts, which, common branded,

Are yet so strangely rare!

Selflessness patient, judgment even-handed,

And spirit calmly fair!

To turn from grave to gay, I may round off this collection with two

zoological elegies. When "Jumbo," the famous elephant at the Zoo, whose

purchase by Barnum and departure from London had provoked a grotesque

explosion of sentimentality, was killed by a railway accident in

America in 1885, Punch recorded his decease in the following epigram:--

Alas, poor Jumbo! Here's the fruit

Of faithless Barnum's greed of gain;

How sad that so well-trained a brute

Should owe his exit to a train!

The elegy on Charles Jamrach, the celebrated naturalist and

menagerie-keeper of St. George's-in-the-East, who died in September,

1891, at the age of seventy-six, was better deserved. Charles

Jamrach, the most notable of the dynasty which for three-quarters of

a century enjoyed a practical monopoly of the trade in wild animals

in this country, was a "stout fellow": Frank Buckland describes his

single-handed struggle with a runaway tiger in 1857; he appears in the

D.N.B.; and _Punch_, in his lines on "The King of the Beasts," after

describing the lamentations of the animals at the Zoo, ends up on a

note of genuine regret:--

O Jamrach! O Jamrach! Woe's stretched on no sham rack

Of metre that mourns you sincerely;

E'en that hard nut o' natur, the great Alligator,

Has eyes that look red, and blink queerly.

Mere "crocodile's tears," some may snigger, but jeers

Must disgust at a moment so doleful;

For Jamrach the brave, who has gone to his grave,

All our sorrow's sincere as 'tis soulful!

PRINTED IN ENGLAND BY CASSELL & COMPANY, LIMITED, LONDON, E.C.4.

_A complete Index will be found in the Fourth Volume._

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