THE LAST LAUGH

As I have had occasion to remark elsewhere, the pick of our exploits,

from a frankly criminal point of view, are of least use for the

comparatively pure purposes of these papers. They might be appreciated

in a trade journal (if only that want could be supplied), by skilled

manipulators of the jemmy and the large light bunch; but, as records of

unbroken yet insignificant success, they would be found at once too

trivial and too technical, if not sordid and unprofitable into the

bargain. The latter epithets, and worse, have indeed already been

applied, if not to Raffles and all his works, at least to mine upon

Raffles, by more than one worthy wielder of a virtuous pen. I need not

say how heartily I disagree with that truly pious opinion. So far from

admitting a single word of it, I maintain it is the liveliest warning

that I am giving to the world. Raffles was a genius, and he could not

make it pay! Raffles had invention, resource, incomparable audacity,

and a nerve in ten thousand. He was both strategian and tactician, and

we all now know the difference between the two. Yet for months he had

been hiding like a rat in a hole, unable to show even his altered face

by night or day without risk, unless another risk were courted by three

inches of conspicuous crepe. Then thus far our rewards had oftener than

not been no reward at all. Altogether it was a very different story

from the old festive, unsuspected, club and cricket days, with their

_noctes ambrosianæ_ at the Albany.

And now, in addition to the eternal peril of recognition, there was yet

another menace of which I knew nothing. I thought no more of our

Neapolitan organ-grinders, though I did often think of the moving page

that they had torn for me out of my friend’s strange life in Italy.

Raffles never alluded to the subject again, and for my part I had

entirely forgotten his wild ideas connecting the organ-grinders with

the Camorra, and imagining them upon his own tracks. I heard no more of

it, and thought as little, as I say. Then one night in the autumn—I

shrink from shocking the susceptible for nothing—but there was a

certain house in Palace Gardens, and when we got there Raffles would

pass on. I could see no soul in sight, no glimmer in the windows. But

Raffles had my arm, and on we went without talking about it. Sharp to

the left on the Notting Hill side, sharper still up Silver Street, a

little tacking west and south, a plunge across High Street, and

presently we were home.

“Pyjamas first,” said Raffles, with as much authority as though it

mattered. It was a warm night, however, though September, and I did not

mind until I came in clad as he commanded to find the autocrat himself

still booted and capped. He was peeping through the blind, and the gas

was still turned down. But he said that I could turn it up, as he

helped himself to a cigarette and nothing with it.

“May I mix you one?” said I.

“No, thanks.”

“What’s the trouble?”

“We were followed.”

“Never!”

“You never saw it.”

“But _you_ never looked round.”

“I have an eye at the back of each ear, Bunny.”

I helped myself and I fear with less moderation than might have been

the case a minute before.

“So that was why—”

“That was why,” said Raffles, nodding; but he did not smile, and I put

down my glass untouched.

“They were following us then!”

“All up Palace Gardens.”

“I thought you wound about coming back over the hill.”

“Nevertheless, one of them’s in the street below at this moment.”

No, he was not fooling me. He was very grim. And he had not taken off a

thing; perhaps he did not think it worth while.

“Plain clothes?” I sighed, following the sartorial train of thought,

even to the loathly arrows that had decorated my person once already

for a little aeon. Next time they would give me double. The skilly was

in my stomach when I saw Raffles’s face.

“Who said it was the police, Bunny?” said he. “It’s the Italians.

They’re only after me; they won’t hurt a hair of _your_ head, let alone

cropping it! Have a drink, and don’t mind me. I shall score them off

before I’m done.”

“And I’ll help you!”

“No, old chap, you won’t. This is my own little show. I’ve known about

it for weeks. I first tumbled to it the day those Neapolitans came back

with their organs, though I didn’t seriously suspect things then; they

never came again, those two, they had done their part. That’s the

Camorra all over, from all accounts. The Count I told you about is

pretty high up in it, by the way he spoke, but there will be grades and

grades between him and the organ-grinders. I shouldn’t be surprised if

he had every low-down Neapolitan ice-creamer in the town upon my

tracks! The organization’s incredible. Then do you remember the

superior foreigner who came to the door a few days afterwards? You said

he had velvet eyes.”

“I never connected him with those two!”

“Of course you didn’t, Bunny, so you threatened to kick the fellow

downstairs, and only made them keener on the scent. It was too late to

say anything when you told me. But the very next time I showed my nose

outside I heard a camera click as I passed, and the fiend was a person

with velvet eyes. Then there was a lull—that happened weeks ago. They

had sent me to Italy for identification by Count Corbucci.”

“But this is all theory,” I exclaimed. “How on earth can you know?”

“I don’t know,” said Raffles, “but I should like to bet. Our friend the

bloodhound is hanging about the corner near the pillar-box; look

through my window, it’s dark in there, and tell me who he is.”

The man was too far away for me to swear to his face, but he wore a

covert-coat of un-English length, and the lamp across the road played

steadily on his boots; they were very yellow, and they made no noise

when he took a turn. I strained my eyes, and all at once I remembered

the thin-soled, low-heeled, splay yellow boots of the insidious

foreigner, with the soft eyes and the brown-paper face, whom I had

turned from the door as a palpable fraud. The ring at the bell was the

first I had heard of him, there had been no warning step upon the

stairs, and my suspicious eye had searched his feet for rubber soles.

“It’s the fellow,” I said, returning to Raffles, and I described his

boots.

Raffles was delighted.

“Well done, Bunny; you’re coming on,” said he. “Now I wonder if he’s

been over here all the time, or if they sent him over expressly? You

did better than you think in spotting those boots, for they can only

have been made in Italy, and that looks like the special envoy. But

it’s no use speculating. I must find out.”

“How can you?”

“He won’t stay there all night.”

“Well?”

“When he gets tired of it I shall return the compliment and follow

_him_.”

“Not alone,” said I, firmly.

“Well, we’ll see. We’ll see at once,” said Raffles, rising. “Out with

the gas, Bunny, while I take a look. Thank you. Now wait a bit ... yes!

He’s chucked it; he’s off already; and so am I!”

But I slipped to our outer door, and held the passage.

“I don’t let you go alone, you know.”

“You can’t come with me in pyjamas.”

“Now I see why you made me put them on!”

“Bunny, if you don’t shift I shall have to shift you. This is my very

own private one-man show. But I’ll be back in an hour—there!”

“You swear?”

“By all my gods.”

I gave in. How could I help giving in? He did not look the man that he

had been, but you never knew with Raffles, and I could not have him lay

a hand on me. I let him go with a shrug and my blessing, then ran into

his room to see the last of him from the window.

The creature in the coat and boots had reached the end of our little

street, where he appeared to have hesitated, so that Raffles was just

in time to see which way he turned. And Raffles was after him at an

easy pace, and had himself almost reached the corner when my attention

was distracted from the alert nonchalance of his gait. I was marvelling

that it alone had not long ago betrayed him, for nothing about him was

so unconsciously characteristic, when suddenly I realized that Raffles

was not the only person in the little lonely street. Another pedestrian

had entered from the other end, a man heavily built and clad, with an

astrakhan collar to his coat on this warm night, and a black slouch hat

that hid his features from my bird’s-eye view. His steps were the short

and shuffling ones of a man advanced in years and in fatty

degeneration, but of a sudden they stopped beneath my very eyes. I

could have dropped a marble into the dinted crown of the black felt

hat. Then, at the same moment, Raffles turned the corner without

looking round, and the big man below raised both his hands and his

face. Of the latter I saw only the huge white moustache, like a flying

gull, as Raffles had described it; for at a glance I divined that this

was his arch-enemy, the Count Corbucci himself.

I did not stop to consider the subtleties of the system by which the

real hunter lagged behind while his subordinate pointed the quarry like

a sporting dog. I left the Count shuffling onward faster than before,

and I jumped into some clothes as though the flats were on fire. If the

Count was going to follow Raffles in his turn, then I would follow the

Count in mine, and there would be a midnight procession of us through

the town. But I found no sign of him in the empty street, and no sign

in the Earl’s Court Road, that looked as empty for all its length, save

for a natural enemy standing like a waxwork figure with a glimmer at

his belt.

“Officer,” I gasped, “have you seen anything of an old gentleman with a

big white mustache?”

The unlicked cub of a common constable seemed to eye me the more

suspiciously for the flattering form of my address.

“Took a hansom,” said he at length.

A hansom! Then he was not following the others on foot; there was no

guessing his game. But something must be said or done.

“He’s a friend of mine,” I explained, “and I want to overtake him. Did

you hear where he told the fellow to drive?”

A curt negative was the policeman’s reply to that; and if ever I take

part in a night assault-at-arms, revolver _versus_ baton, in the back

kitchen, I know which member of the Metropolitan Police Force I should

like for my opponent.

If there was no overtaking the Count, however, it should be a

comparatively simple matter in the case of the couple on foot, and I

wildly hailed the first hansom that crawled into my ken. I must tell

Raffles who it was that I had seen; the Earl’s Court Road was long, and

the time since he vanished in it but a few short minutes. I drove down

the length of that useful thoroughfare, with an eye apiece on either

pavement, sweeping each as with a brush, but never a Raffles came into

the pan. Then I tried the Fulham Road, first to the west, then to the

east, and in the end drove home to the flat as bold as brass. I did not

realize my indiscretion until I had paid the man and was on the stairs.

Raffles never dreamt of driving all the way back; but I was hoping now

to find him waiting up above. He had said an hour. I had remembered it

suddenly. And now the hour was more than up. But the flat was as empty

as I had left it; the very light that had encouraged me, pale though it

was, as I turned the corner in my hansom, was but the light that I

myself had left burning in the desolate passage.

I can give you no conception of the night that I spent. Most of it I

hung across the sill, throwing a wide net with my ears, catching every

footstep afar off, every hansom bell farther still, only to gather in

some alien whom I seldom even landed in our street. Then I would listen

at the door.

He might come over the roof; and eventually some one did; but now it

was broad daylight, and I flung the door open in the milkman’s face,

which whitened at the shock as though I had ducked him in his own pail.

“You’re late,” I thundered as the first excuse for my excitement.

“Beg your pardon,” said he, indignantly, “but I’m half an hour before

my usual time.”

“Then I beg yours,” said I; “but the fact is, Mr. Maturin has had one

of his bad nights, and I seem to have been waiting hours for milk to

make him a cup of tea.”

This little fib (ready enough for Raffles, though I say it) earned me

not only forgiveness but that obliging sympathy which is a branch of

the business of the man at the door. The good fellow said that he could

see I had been sitting up all night, and he left me pluming myself upon

the accidental art with which I had told my very necessary

tarra-diddle. On reflection I gave the credit to instinct, not

accident, and then sighed afresh as I realized how the influence of the

master was sinking into me, and he Heaven knew where! But my punishment

was swift to follow, for within the hour the bell rang imperiously

twice, and there was Dr. Theobald on our mat; in a yellow Jaeger suit,

with a chin as yellow jutting over the flaps that he had turned up to

hide his pyjamas.

“What’s this about a bad night?” said he.

“He couldn’t sleep, and he wouldn’t let me,” I whispered, never

loosening my grasp of the door, and standing tight against the other

wall. “But he’s sleeping like a baby now.”

“I must see him.”

“He gave strict orders that you should not.”

“I’m his medical man, and I—”

“You know what he is,” I said, shrugging; “the least thing wakes him,

and you will if you insist on seeing him now. It will be the last time,

I warn you! I know what he said, and you don’t.”

The doctor cursed me under his fiery moustache.

“I shall come up during the course of the morning,” he snarled.

“And I shall tie up the bell,” I said, “and if it doesn’t ring he’ll be

sleeping still, but I will not risk waking him by coming to the door

again.”

And with that I shut it in his face. I was improving, as Raffles had

said; but what would it profit me if some evil had befallen him? And

now I was prepared for the worst. A boy came up whistling and leaving

papers on the mats; it was getting on for eight o’clock, and the

whiskey and soda of half-past twelve stood untouched and stagnant in

the tumbler. If the worst had happened to Raffles, I felt that I would

either never drink again, or else seldom do anything else.

Meanwhile I could not even break my fast, but roamed the flat in a

misery not to be described, my very linen still unchanged, my cheeks

and chin now tawny from the unwholesome night. How long would it go on?

I wondered for a time. Then I changed my tune: how long could I endure

it?

It went on actually until the forenoon only, but my endurance cannot be

measured by the time, for to me every hour of it was an arctic night.

Yet it cannot have been much after eleven when the ring came at the

bell, which I had forgotten to tie up after all. But this was not the

doctor; neither, too well I knew, was it the wanderer returned. Our

bell was the pneumatic one that tells you if the touch be light or

heavy; the hand upon it now was tentative and shy.

The owner of the hand I had never seen before. He was young and ragged,

with one eye blank, but the other ablaze with some fell excitement. And

straightway he burst into a low torrent of words, of which all I knew

was that they were Italian, and therefore news of Raffles, if only I

had known the language! But dumb-show might help us somewhat, and in I

dragged him, though against his will, a new alarm in his one wild eye.

“Non capite?” he cried when I had him inside and had withstood the

torrent.

“No, I’m bothered if I do!” I answered, guessing his question from his

tone.

“Vostro amico,” he repeated over and over again; and then, “Poco tempo,

poco tempo, poco tempo!”

For once in my life the classical education of my public-school days

was of real value. “My pal, my pal, and no time to be lost!” I

translated freely, and flew for my hat.

“Ecco, signore!” cried the fellow, snatching the watch from my

waistcoat pocket, and putting one black thumb-nail on the long hand,

the other on the numeral twelve. “Mezzogiorno—poco tempo—poco tempo!”

And again I seized his meaning, that it was twenty past eleven, and we

must be there by twelve. But where, but where? It was maddening to be

summoned like this, and not to know what had happened, nor to have any

means of finding out. But my presence of mind stood by me still, I was

improving by seven-league strides, and I crammed my handkerchief

between the drum and hammer of the bell before leaving. The doctor

could ring now till he was black in the face, but I was not coming, and

he need not think it.

I half expected to find a hansom waiting, but there was none, and we

had gone some distance down the Earl’s Court Road before we got one; in

fact, we had to run to the stand. Opposite is the church with the clock

upon it, as everybody knows, and at sight of the dial my companion had

wrung his hands; it was close upon the half-hour.

“Poco tempo—pochissimo!” he wailed. “Bloom-buree Ske-warr,” he then

cried to the cabman—“numero trentotto!”

“Bloomsbury Square,” I roared on my own account, “I’ll show you the

house when we get there, only drive like be-damned!”

My companion lay back gasping in his corner. The small glass told me

that my own face was pretty red.

“A nice show!” I cried; “and not a word can you tell me. Didn’t you

bring me a note?”

I might have known by this time that he had not, still I went through

the pantomime of writing with my finger on my cuff. But he shrugged and

shook his head.

“Niente,” said he. “Una quistione di vita, di vita!”

“What’s that?” I snapped, my early training come in again. “Say it

slowly—andante—rallentando.”

Thank Italy for the stage instructions in the songs one used to murder!

The fellow actually understood.

“Una—quistione—di—vita.”

“Or mors, eh?” I shouted, and up went the trap-door over our heads.

“Avanti, avanti, avanti!” cried the Italian, turning up his one-eyed

face.

“Hell-to-leather,” I translated, “and double fare if you do it by

twelve o’clock.”

But in the streets of London how is one to know the time? In the Earl’s

Court Road it had not been half-past, and at Barker’s in High Street it

was but a minute later. A long half-mile a minute, that was going like

the wind, and indeed we had done much of it at a gallop. But the next

hundred yards took us five minutes by the next clock, and which was one

to believe? I fell back upon my own old watch (it was my own), which

made it eighteen minutes to the hour as we swung across the Serpentine

bridge, and by the quarter we were in the Bayswater Road—not up for

once.

“Presto, presto,” my pale guide murmured. “Affretatevi—avanti!”

“Ten bob if you do it,” I cried through the trap, without the slightest

notion of what we were to do. But it was “una quistione di vita,” and

“vostro amico” must and could only be my miserable Raffles.

What a very godsend is the perfect hansom to the man or woman in a

hurry! It had been our great good fortune to jump into a perfect

hansom; there was no choice, we had to take the first upon the rank,

but it must have deserved its place with the rest nowhere. New tires,

superb springs, a horse in a thousand, and a driver up to every trick

of his trade! In and out we went like a fast half-back at the Rugby

game, yet where the traffic was thinnest, there were we. And how he

knew his way! At the Marble Arch he slipped out of the main stream, and

so into Wigmore Street, then up and in and out and on until I saw the

gold tips of the Museum palisade gleaming between the horse’s ears in

the sun. Plop, plop, plop; ting, ling, ling; bell and horse-shoes,

horse-shoes and bell, until the colossal figure of C. J. Fox in a grimy

toga spelt Bloomsbury Square with my watch still wanting three minutes

to the hour.

“What number?” cried the good fellow over-head.

“Trentotto, trentotto,” said my guide, but he was looking to the right,

and I bundled him out to show the house on foot. I had not

half-a-sovereign after all, but I flung our dear driver a whole one

instead, and only wish that it had been a hundred.

Already the Italian had his latch-key in the door of 38, and in another

moment we were rushing up the narrow stairs of as dingy a London house

as prejudiced countryman can conceive. It was panelled, but it was dark

and evil-smelling, and how we should have found our way even to the

stairs but for an unwholesome jet of yellow gas in the hall, I cannot

myself imagine. However, up we went pell-mell, to the right-about on

the half-landing, and so like a whirlwind into the drawing-room a few

steps higher. There the gas was also burning behind closed shutters,

and the scene is photographed upon my brain, though I cannot have

looked upon it for a whole instant as I sprang in at my leader’s heels.

This room also was panelled, and in the middle of the wall on our left,

his hands lashed to a ring-bolt high above his head, his toes barely

touching the floor, his neck pinioned by a strap passing through

smaller ring-bolts under either ear, and every inch of him secured on

the same principle, stood, or rather hung, all that was left of

Raffles, for at the first glance I believed him dead. A black ruler

gagged him, the ends lashed behind his neck, the blood upon it caked to

bronze in the gaslight. And in front of him, ticking like a

sledge-hammer, its only hand upon the stroke of twelve, stood a simple,

old-fashioned, grandfather’s clock—but not for half an instant

longer—only until my guide could hurl himself upon it and send the

whole thing crashing into the corner. An ear-splitting report

accompanied the crash, a white cloud lifted from the fallen clock, and

I saw a revolver smoking in a vice screwed below the dial, an

arrangement of wires sprouting from the dial itself, and the single

hand at once at its zenith and in contact with these.

“Tumble to it, Bunny?”

He was alive; these were his first words; the Italian had the

blood-caked ruler in his hand, and with his knife was reaching up to

cut the thongs that lashed the hands. He was not tall enough, I seized

him and lifted him up, then fell to work with my own knife upon the

straps. And Raffles smiled faintly upon us through his blood-stains.

“I want you to tumble to it,” he whispered; “the neatest thing in

revenge I ever knew, and another minute would have fixed it. I’ve been

waiting for it twelve hours, watching the clock round, death at the end

of the lap! Electric connection. Simple enough. Hour-hand only—O Lord!”

We had cut the last strap. He could not stand. We supported him between

us to a horsehair sofa, for the room was furnished, and I begged him

not to speak, while his one-eyed deliverer was at the door before

Raffles recalled him with a sharp word in Italian.

“He wants to get me a drink, but that can wait,” said he, in firmer

voice; “I shall enjoy it the more when I’ve told you what happened.

Don’t let him go, Bunny; put your back against the door. He’s a decent

soul, and it’s lucky for me I got a word with him before they trussed

me up. I’ve promised to set him up in life, and I will, but I don’t

want him out of my sight for the moment.”

“If you squared him last night,” I exclaimed, “why the blazes didn’t he

come to me till the eleventh hour?”

“Ah, I knew he’d have to cut it fine though I hoped not quite so fine

as all that. But all’s well that ends well, and I declare I don’t feel

so much the worse. I shall be sore about the gills for a bit—and what

do you think?”

He pointed to the long black ruler with the bronze stain; it lay upon

the floor; he held out his hand for it, and I gave it to him.

“The same one I gagged him with,” said Raffles, with his still ghastly

smile; “he was a bit of an artist, old Corbucci, after all!”

“Now let’s hear how you fell into his clutches,” said I, briskly, for I

was as anxious to hear as he seemed to tell me, only for my part I

could have waited until we were safe in the flat.

“I do want to get it off my chest, Bunny,” old Raffles admitted, “and

yet I hardly can tell you after all. I followed your friend with the

velvet eyes. I followed him all the way here. Of course I came up to

have a good look at the house when he’d let himself in, and damme if he

hadn’t left the door ajar! Who could resist that? I had pushed it half

open and had just one foot on the mat when I got such a crack on the

head as I hope never to get again. When I came to my wits they were

hauling me up to that ring-bolt by the hands, and old Corbucci himself

was bowing to me, but how _he_ got here I don’t know yet.”

“I can tell you that,” said I, and told how I had seen the Count for

myself on the pavement underneath our windows. “Moreover,” I continued,

“I saw him spot you, and five minutes after in Earl’s Court Road I was

told he’d driven off in a cab. He would see you following his man,

drive home ahead, and catch you by having the door left open in the way

you describe.”

“Well,” said Raffles, “he deserved to catch me somehow, for he’d come

from Naples on purpose, ruler and all, and the ring-bolts were ready

fixed, and even this house taken furnished for nothing else! He meant

catching me before he’d done, and scoring me off in exactly the same

way that I scored off him, only going one better of course. He told me

so himself, sitting where I am sitting now, at three o’clock this

morning, and smoking a most abominable cigar that I’ve smelt ever

since. It appears he sat twenty-four hours when I left _him_ trussed

up, but he said twelve would content him in my case, as there was

certain death at the end of them, and I mightn’t have life enough left

to appreciate my end if he made it longer. But I wouldn’t have trusted

him if he could have got the clock to go _twice_ round without firing

off the pistol. He explained the whole mechanism of that to me; he had

thought it all out on the vineyard I told you about; and then he asked

if I remembered what he had promised me in the name of the Camorra. I

only remembered some vague threats, but he was good enough to give me

so many particulars of that institution that I could make a European

reputation by exposing the whole show if it wasn’t for my unfortunate

resemblance to that infernal rascal Raffles. Do you think they would

know me at the Yard, Bunny, after all this time? Upon my soul I’ve a

good mind to risk it!”

I offered no opinion on the point. How could it interest me then? But

interested I was in Raffles, never more so in my life. He had been

tortured all night and half a day, yet he could sit and talk like this

the moment we cut him down; he had been within a minute of his death,

yet he was as full of life as ever; ill-treated and defeated at the

best, he could still smile through his blood as though the boot were on

the other leg. I had imagined that I knew my Raffles at last. I was not

likely so to flatter myself again.

“But what has happened to these villains?” I burst out, and my

indignation was not only against them for their cruelty, but also

against their victim for his phlegmatic attitude toward them. It was

difficult to believe that this was Raffles.

“Oh,” said he, “they were to go off to Italy _instanter;_ they should

be crossing now. But do listen to what I am telling you; it’s

interesting, my dear man. This old sinner Corbucci turns out to have

been no end of a boss in the Camorra—says so himself. One of the _capi

paranze_, my boy, no less; and the velvety Johnny a_ giovano onorato_,

Anglicé, fresher. This fellow here was also in it, and I’ve sworn to

protect him from them evermore; and it’s just as I said, half the

organ-grinders in London belong, and the whole lot of them were put on

my tracks by secret instructions. This excellent youth manufactures

iced poison on Saffron Hill when he’s at home.”

“And why on earth didn’t he come to me quicker?”

“Because he couldn’t talk to you, he could only fetch you, and it was

as much as his life was worth to do that before our friends had

departed. They were going by the eleven o’clock from Victoria, and that

didn’t leave much chance, but he certainly oughtn’t to have run it as

fine as he did. Still you must remember that I had to fix things up

with him in the fewest possible words, in a single minute that the

other two were indiscreet enough to leave us alone together.”

The ragamuffin in question was watching us with all his solitary eye,

as though he knew that we were discussing him. Suddenly he broke out in

agonized accents, his hands clasped, and a face so full of fear that

every moment I expected to see him on his knees. But Raffles answered

kindly, reassuringly, I could tell from his tone, and then turned to me

with a compassionate shrug.

“He says he couldn’t find the mansions, Bunny, and really it’s not to

be wondered at. I had only time to tell him to hunt you up and bring

you here by hook or crook before twelve to-day, and after all he has

done that. But now the poor devil thinks you’re riled with him, and

that we’ll give him away to the Camorra.”

“Oh, it’s not with him I’m riled,” I said frankly, “but with those

other blackguards, and—and with you, old chap, for taking it all as you

do, while such infamous scoundrels have the last laugh, and are safely

on their way to France!”

Raffles looked up at me with a curiously open eye, an eye that I never

saw when he was not in earnest. I fancied he did not like my last

expression but one. After all, it was no laughing matter to him.

“But are they?” said he. “I’m not so sure.”

“You said they were!”

“I said they should be.”

“Didn’t you hear them go?”

“I heard nothing but the clock all night. It was like Big Ben striking

at the last—striking nine to the fellow on the drop.”

And in that open eye I saw at last a deep glimmer of the ordeal through

which he had passed.

“But, my dear old Raffles, if they’re still on the premises—”

The thought was too thrilling for a finished sentence.

“I hope they are,” he said grimly, going to the door. “There’s a gas

on! Was that burning when you came in?”

Now that I thought of it, yes, it had been.

“And there’s a frightfully foul smell,” I added, as I followed Raffles

down the stairs. He turned to me gravely with his hand upon the

front-room door, and at the same moment I saw a coat with an astrakhan

collar hanging on the pegs.

“They are in here, Bunny,” he said, and turned the handle.

The door would only open a few inches. But a detestable odor came out,

with a broad bar of yellow gaslight. Raffles put his handkerchief to

his nose. I followed his example, signing to our ally to do the same,

and in another minute we had all three squeezed into the room.

The man with the yellow boots was lying against the door, the Count’s

great carcass sprawled upon the table, and at a glance it was evident

that both men had been dead some hours. The old Camorrist had the stem

of a liqueur-glass between his swollen blue fingers, one of which had

been cut in the breakage, and the livid flesh was also brown with the

last blood that it would ever shed. His face was on the table, the huge

moustache projecting from under either leaden cheek, yet looking itself

strangely alive. Broken bread and scraps of frozen macaroni lay upon

the cloth and at the bottom of two soup-plates and a tureen; the

macaroni had a tinge of tomato; and there was a crimson dram left in

the tumblers, with an empty fiasco to show whence it came. But near the

great gray head upon the table another liqueur-glass stood, unbroken,

and still full of some white and stinking liquid; and near that a tiny

silver flask, which made me recoil from Raffles as I had not from the

dead; for I knew it to be his.

“Come out of this poisonous air,” he said sternly, “and I will tell you

how it has happened.”

So we all three gathered together in the hall. But it was Raffles who

stood nearest the street-door, his back to it, his eyes upon us two.

And though it was to me only that he spoke at first, he would pause

from point to point, and translate into Italian for the benefit of the

one-eyed alien to whom he owed his life.

“You probably don’t even know the name, Bunny,” he began, “of the

deadliest poison yet known to science. It is cyanide of cacodyl, and I

have carried that small flask of it about with me for months. Where I

got it matters nothing; the whole point is that a mere sniff reduces

flesh to clay. I have never had any opinion of suicide, as you know,

but I always felt it worth while to be forearmed against the very

worst. Well, a bottle of this stuff is calculated to stiffen an

ordinary roomful of ordinary people within five minutes; and I

remembered my flask when they had me as good as crucified in the small

hours of this morning. I asked them to take it out of my pocket. I

begged them to give me a drink before they left me. And what do you

suppose they did?”

I thought of many things but suggested none, while Raffles turned this

much of his statement into sufficiently fluent Italian. But when he

faced me again his face was still flaming.

“That beast Corbucci!” said he—“how can I pity him? He took the flask;

he would give me none; he flicked me in the face instead. My idea was

that he, at least, should go with me—to sell my life as dearly as

that—and a sniff would have settled us both. But no, he must tantalize

and torment me; he thought it brandy; he must take it downstairs to

drink to my destruction! Can you have any pity for a hound like that?”

“Let us go,” I at last said, hoarsely, as Raffles finished speaking in

Italian, and his second listener stood open-mouthed.

“We will go,” said Raffles, “and we will chance being seen; if the

worst comes to the worst this good chap will prove that I have been

tied up since one o’clock this morning, and the medical evidence will

decide how long those dogs have been dead.”

But the worst did not come to the worst, more power to my unforgotten

friend the cabman, who never came forward to say what manner of men he

had driven to Bloomsbury Square at top speed on the very day upon which

the tragedy was discovered there, or whence he had driven them. To be

sure, they had not behaved like murderers, whereas the evidence at the

inquest all went to show that the defunct Corbucci was little better.

His reputation, which transpired with his identity, was that of a

libertine and a renegade, while the infernal apparatus upstairs

revealed the fiendish arts of the anarchist to boot. The inquiry

resulted eventually in an open verdict, and was chiefly instrumental in

killing such compassion as is usually felt for the dead who die in

their sins.

But Raffles would not have passed this title for this tale.

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