A CAMPFIRE SYMPOSIUM.
"Speaking of bears, Joe," said one of a party of hunters sitting around
a campfire at old Fort Tejon, "Old Ari Hopper has had more queer
experiences with bears than anybody. He has given up hunting now, but
he used to be the greatest bear-killer in the mountains. Ari has a
voice like a steam, fog-horn--the effects of drinking a bottle of lye
one night by mistake for something else, and when he speaks in an
ordinary tone you can hear him several blocks away. You can always
tell when Ari comes to town as soon as he strikes the blacksmith's shop
up at the cross-roads and says, 'Holloa' to the smith. Ari was out on
the Alamo mountain one day and got treed by a big black bear--"
"A black bear on the Alamo?" interrupted Dad. "There ain't nothing but
Grizzlies and Cinnamons over there. I was over there once--"
"Hold on, Dad, it's my turn yet. You never heard of a Grizzly climbing
a tree, did you?"
"Oh, well, if you've got to have your bear go up a tree, all right.
We'll call it a black bear. Besides, if it's one of Ari's bear
stories, anything goes."
"The bear treed Ari," resumed the other, "and just climbed up after him
in a hurry. Ari went up as high as he could and then shinned out on a
long limb. The bear followed, and Art kept inching out until he got as
far as he dared trust his weight. The bear was climbing out after him
and the limb was bending too much for safety when Ari yelled at the
bear: 'Go back, you d----d fool. You'll break this limb and kill both
of us. Want to break your cussed neck, goldarn ye?'
"Well, sir, that bear stopped, looked at Ari, and then down to the
ground, and then he just backed along the limb to the trunk, slid down
and lit out for the brush. Ari swears that the bear understood him.
Bears have a heap of sabe, but I'm inclined to think that it was Ari's
stentorian roar that scared him away."
"That's one of Art's fairy tales," said Joe. "Let Ari tell it, and he
has had more bear fights and killed more Grizzlies than anybody, but
the fact is that his brother-in-law, Jim Freer, did all the killing.
You never heard of Ari going bear hunting without Jim. When they'd
find any bears Ari would go up a tree and Jim would stand his ground
and do up the bear. Jim never gets excited in a scrimmage, and he's a
dead shot. He'll stand in his tracks and wait for a bear, and when the
brute gets near him he'll raise his rifle as steadily as though he were
at a turkey shoot and put the bullet in the exact spot every time. If
that had been the piebald Grizzly of the Piru that treed Art, he
wouldn't have scared him out of the tree."
"What's the piebald Grizzly?" inquired Dad in an incredulous tone. "I
never heard of no such bear as that."
"Oh, you needn't think I'm lying. I wouldn't lie about bears."
"How about deer?"
"Well, that's different. I never knew a hunter or any chap that likes
a gun and a tramp in the mountains who wouldn't lie about a deer except
Jim Bowers. He doesn't lie worth a cent. Why Bowers will go out after
venison, come back without a darned thing, and then tell how many deer
he shot at and missed. I've known him to miss a sleeping deer at
thirty yards and come into camp and tell all about it. When I do a
thing like that I come back and lie about it. I swear I haven't seen a
deer all day long."
"If you told the truth," said Dad, "we'd hear nothing but deer
stories--the missing kind--all night."
"That's all right, but I'm telling about bears now. This bear I speak
of is a big Grizzly that some people call Old Clubfoot. Jim Freer
knows him better than anybody, I reckon. Jim got caught in a mountain
fire over on the Frazier one day, and he had to hunt for water pretty
lively. He found a pool about five yards across down in a gully, and
he jumped in there and laid down in the water. He hadn't more than got
settled when the big piebald bear came tearing along ahead of the fire
and plunged into the same pool. It was no time to be particular about
bedfellows, and the bear lay right down alongside of Jim in the water.
They laid there pretty near half an hour as sociable as old maids at a
tea party, and neither one offered to touch the other. The bear kept
one eye on Jim and Jim kept both eyes on the bear, and as soon as the
fire had passed Jim crawled out and scooted for camp, leaving the
Grizzly in soak."
"Did you ever see that piebald Pinto of the Piru?" inquired Dad.
"Did I ever see him? Well, I had the d---dest time with him I ever had
in my life except the day I was chased by a spotted mountain lion on
Pine Mountain. I was hunting deer over on the Mutaw when I saw Old
Clubfoot in the brush and fired at him. He turned and rushed towards
me and I had just time enough to get up a tree. The tree was a pinon
about a foot thick and would have been a safe refuge from any other
bear, and I felt all right perched about twenty feet from the ground.
But Old Clubfoot is different from other bears. He's a persistent,
wicked old cuss, and would just as soon sit down at the foot of a tree
and starve a man out as hunt sheep. He came up to the tree, looked it
all over, sized it up, and then stood on his hind legs and took a good
hold of the trunk with his arms. He couldn't quite reach me, and at
first I thought he was going to climb up, which made me laugh, but I
didn't laugh long. The old bear began to shake that tree until it
rocked like a reed in a gale, and I had all I could do to hold on with
arms and legs. It's a fact that he pretty nearly made me seasick. He
shook the tree for about ten minutes, and when he saw that it was a
little too stout and that he couldn't shake me down, he began tearing
the trunk at the base with his teeth and claws. The way he made the
bark and splinters fly was something surprising. He gnawed about half
way through, and there was a wicked glitter in his little green eyes as
he stood up to take another grip on the tree. I saw that he'd shake me
down sure that time, and I got ready to take the last desperate chance
for life. Looking around, I noticed a barranca, or gully, twenty feet
wide about a hundred yards away, and I determined to make for that. If
I could reach the bank, jump across and get to some heavy timber on the
other side, I would be all right. Twenty feet is a big jump and I knew
the bear couldn't make it. It was doubtful if I could, but a man will
do some astonishing things when he's at the head of a procession of
that sort. When the Grizzly began to shake, I took a firm hold on the
big limb with my hands and swung clear of the trunk. He made that tree
snap like a whip, and as it swayed over toward the barranca I threw my
feet out ahead and I let go. I shot through the air like a stone out
of a sling, and struck the ground nearly fifty yards from the tree. It
was that fifty yards that saved me, for by the time I had picked myself
up and started on a run the bear was coming hellitywhoop. I ran like a
scared wolf and I think my momentum would have carried me across the
barranca if the bank had been firm, but the earth caved under me as I
took off for the leap, and down I went into the gully under a mass of
loose earth. I reckon there was about a ton of dirt on top of me, and
I was in danger of being smothered under it. I couldn't move a limb
and I'd have passed in my chips right there and been reckoned among the
mysterious disappearances if it hadn't been for the bear. The piebald
Grizzly of the Piru saved my life."
"Did he dig you out?" asked Dad, grinning.
"That's what he did."
"And then he ate you up, I suppose?"
"No; I'm coming to that. The bear came tumbling down into the barranca
on top of the dirt and he began to dig right away. He was as good as a
steam paddy, and in a few moments I was able to get a breath of air. I
was wondering-which would be the worse, smothering or being chewed up
by a bear, when he raked the dirt off my head and I saw daylight. I
shut my eyes, thinking I would play dead as a last ruse, when I heard a
roar and a rush. There was a trembling of the ground, a dull, heavy
shock, and I felt something warm on my face. At the same moment I
heard a growl of rage and surprise from the bear and felt relieved of
his weight above me. A terrific racket followed. As soon as I could
free myself from the dirt, I crawled out cautiously and saw a strange
thing. A big black bull, the boss of the Mutaw ranch, had charged on
the Grizzly and knocked him over just in time to save me. One of his
horns had gored the bear's neck, and it was the warm blood that I felt
on my face. They were old enemies, each bore scars of wounds inflicted
by the other, and they were having a battle royal down there in the
barranca."
"Which licked?" inquired Dad, eagerly.
"I don't know. I'd had enough bear fight for one day, and I lit out
for camp and left them clawing and charging and tearing up the ground.
I didn't see any necessity for remaining as referee of that scrimmage.
You remember, father, that I came into camp covered with blood, and
that you thought I had been monkeying with a mountain lion."
"Ye-es, I recollect the circumstances, but I never heard about the bear
and bull episode before. I seem to have sort of a dim notion that you
were packing a deer home on your back and fell into a barranca with it
and lost it in a mud slough, but perhaps I'm mistaken. You forgot to
tell me the facts, I guess."
"Shouldn't wonder," said Dad; "Joe does sometimes forget to tell the
facts, but he wouldn't lie about a bear."
"I haven't forgotten the facts about your bear trap in Sonoma,"
retorted Joe.
"I allow that little accident never lost anything by your telling.
'Taint worth telling nohow. You'd better turn in and go to sleep and
not be telling durn lies about folks that's old enough to be your
great-grandfather, but ain't too old yet to give ye a licking, b'gosh!
Don't ye go to fergittin' that I'm a constable, and can arrest people
who use language cal'lated to provoke a breach of the peace."
"Dad was a devil of a bear catcher," continued Joe, "and once he built
a big trap up in Sonoma. The door weighed about three hundred pounds,
and it took two men and a crowbar to lift it. Dad had fixed it so that
no bear in Sonoma could raise it from the inside. It was a bully trap,
and when it was all finished Dad set the trigger and went inside to tie
the bait on. He forgot to prop the door, and as soon as he monkeyed
with the trigger he set it off and down came the door with a bang. It
worked beautifully.
"When Dad realized that he had caught himself he was sorry he had made
such a solid door. He couldn't think of any way of getting out, and
there wasn't nobody within five miles. Dad yelled for about an hour
and then quit. After a while he heard something coming, and thinking
it might be a neighbor riding along the trail, he shouted again.
Peering out between' the logs he saw two bears in the moonlight making
straight for the trap, and he stopped his noise. The bears came up,
sniffed all around, smelt Dad and the bait and began clawing at the
logs to get inside. Then Dad was sorry he hadn't built the trap
stronger and used heavier logs. He tried to scare the bears by
yelling, but the more he yelled, the harder they dug to get at him, and
it wasn't long before he heard a mountain lion answering his shout and
coming nearer every minute. The lion came down off the mountain,
jumped on top of the trap and began tearing at the log's up there. He
got his paw down through the trigger-hole, and Dad had to go to the
other end of the trap to keep out of reach. Then the bears got the
logs torn so that they could reach in between them in two or three
places, and they kept Dad on the jump inside. Before morning there
was another lion and three more bears at work on the Dad-trap, and
they'd have got him by noon that next day if a party of hunters hadn't
come along and scared them away. These are the facts, but Dad used to
tell it differently.
"Dad said he pulled up one of the floor logs and began to dig with his
knife and hands. He sunk a hole two or three feet deep and then run a
drift under the trap to a big hollow tree that stood just behind it.
While the bears were digging in, Dad was digging out. He struck the
root of the tree with his tunnel and made an upraise to the inside of
the trunk. He climbed up about ten feet and struck into a mass of
honey and comb, and crawled through that to a hole about fifty feet
from the ground, where he could look out. Just about that time the
bears and the lions broke into the trap and began to fight over the
bait. The growling and yelling were fearful, and the air was full of
flying fur, bark and chips. While Dad was watching the fight he heard
a great scratching and scrambling in the tree beneath him, and he knew
that one of the bears had caught the scent of the honey and was
following it through his drift and upraise. Dad crawled out through
the bee hole, slid down the tree and lit out for home. When he came
back with his boys and neighbors he found the trap chock full of dead
bears and lions. He cut down the bee tree, killed the bear that was
inside and got half a ton of fine honey. That's the way Dad tells it."
"I never told no such dogdurned lie as that since I was born," snorted
Dad, "and my boys got me out with a crow-bar."