CHAPTER XXXIV.

MEANWHILE wedding proceedings were going on at the cottage with that

consistent vigour with which Yankee people always drive operations

when they know precisely what they are about. The wedding-day was

definitively fixed for the 1st of August, and every one of the two

weeks between had its particular significance and value precisely

marked out and arranged in Mrs. Katy Scudder’s comprehensive and

systematic schemes. It was settled that the newly-wedded pair

were, for a while at least, to reside at the cottage. It might

have been imagined, therefore, that no great external changes

were in contemplation; but it is astonishing to see the amount of

grave discussion, the amount of consulting, advising, and running

abstractedly to and fro, which can be made to result out of an

apparently slight change in the relative position of two people in the

same house.

Dr. Hopkins really opened his eyes with calm amazement—good modest

soul! he had never imagined himself the hero of so much preparation.

He heard his name constantly from morning to night occurring in busy

consultations that seemed to be going on between Miss Prissy, and

Mrs. Deacon Twitchel, and Mrs. Scudder, and Mrs. Jones, and quietly

wondered what they could have so much more than usual to say about

him. For a while it seemed to him that the whole house was about to

be torn to pieces. He was even requested to step out of his study one

day, into which immediately entered, in his absence, two of the most

vigorous women of the parish, who proceeded to uttermost measures,

first pitching everything into pie, so that the Doctor, who returned

disconsolately to look for a book, at once gave up himself and his

system of divinity as entirely lost, until assured by one of the ladies

in a condescending manner that he knew nothing about the matter, and

that if he would return after half a day he would find everything

right again: a declaration in which he tried to have unlimited faith,

and where he found the advantage of a mind accustomed to believe in

mysteries. And it is to be remarked, that on his return he actually

found his table in most perfect order, with not a single one of his

papers missing; in fact, to his ignorant eye, the room looked exactly

as it did before; and when Miss Prissy eloquently demonstrated to him

that every inch of that paint had been scrubbed, and the windows taken

out and washed inside and out, and rinsed through three waters, and

that the curtains had been taken down and washed and put through a blue

water, and starched and ironed, and put up again, he only innocently

wondered in his ignorance what there was in a man’s being married that

made all these ceremonies necessary; but the Doctor was a wise man, and

in cases of difficulty kept his mind much to himself, and therefore

he only informed those energetic practitioners that ‘he was extremely

obliged to them,’ accepting the matter by simple faith, an example

which we recommend to all good men in similar circumstances.

The house throughout was subjected to similar renovations. Everything

in every chest, or trunk, or box, was vigorously pulled out and hung

out on lines in the clothes-yard to air, for when once the spirit of

enterprise has fairly possessed a group of women, it assumes the form

of a ‘prophetic fury,’ and carries them beyond themselves. Let not any

ignorant mortal of the masculine gender, at such hours, rashly dare to

question the promptings of the genius that inspires them! Spite of all

the treatises that have lately appeared to demonstrate that there is

no particular inherent diversity between men and women, we hold to the

opinion that one thorough season of house-cleansing is sufficient to

demonstrate the existence of awful and mysterious differences between

the sexes, and of subtle and reserved forces in the female line,

before which the lords of creation can only veil their faces with a

discreet reverence as our Doctor has done.

In fact, his whole deportment on the occasion was characterized by

humility so edifying as really to touch the hearts of the whole synod

of matrons; and Miss Prissy rewarded him by declaring impressively

her opinion that he was worthy to have a voice in the choosing the

wedding-dress, and she actually swooped him up, just in a very critical

part of a distinction between natural and moral ability, and conveyed

him bodily (as fairy sprites know how to convey the most ponderous

of mortals) into the best room, where three specimens of brocade lay

spread out upon a table for inspection.

Mary stood by the side of the table, her pretty head bent reflectively

downward, her cheek just resting upon the tip of one of her fingers,

as she stood looking thoughtfully _through_ the brocades at something

deeper that seemed to lie under them; and when the Doctor was required

to give judgment on the articles, it was observed by the matrons

that his large blue eyes were resting upon Mary with an expression

that almost glorified his face; and it was not until his elbow was

repeatedly shaken by Miss Prissy that he gave a sudden start and

fixed his attention as was requested upon the silks. It had been one

of Miss Prissy’s favourite theories, that ‘that dear blessed man

_had taste enough if he would only give his mind to things_;’ and in

fact the Doctor rather verified the remark on the present occasion,

for he looked very conscientiously and soberly at the silks, and

even handled them cautiously and respectfully with his fingers, and

listened with grave attention to all that Miss Prissy told him of

their price and properties, and then laid his finger down on one whose

snow-white ground was embellished with a pattern representing lilies

of the valley on a background of green leaves. ‘This is the one,’ he

said, with an air of decision, and then he looked at Mary and smiled,

and a murmur of universal approbation broke out. A chorus of loud

acclamations, in which Miss Prissy’s voice took the lead, conveyed to

the innocent-minded Doctor the idea that in some mysterious way he had

distinguished himself in the eyes of his feminine friends, whereat

he retired to his study, slightly marvelling, but on the whole well

pleased, as men generally are when they do better than they expect; and

Miss Prissy, turning out all profaner persons from the apartment, held

a solemn consultation, to which only Mary, Mrs. Scudder, and Madame de

Frontignac were admitted; for it is to be observed that the latter had

risen daily and hourly in Miss Prissy’s esteem since her entrance into

the cottage, and she declared that if she only would give her a few

hints, she didn’t believe but that she could make that dress look just

like a Paris one, and rather intimated that in such a case she might

almost be ready to resign all mortal ambitions.

The afternoon of this day, just at that cool hour when the clock ticks

so quietly in a New England kitchen, and everything is so clean and

put away that there seems to be nothing to do in the house, Mary sat

quietly down in her room to hem a ruffle. Everybody had gone out of

the house on various errands. The Doctor, with implicit faith, had

surrendered himself to Mrs. Scudder and Miss Prissy, to be conveyed up

to Newport, and attend to various appointments in relation to his outer

man, which he was informed would be indispensable in the forthcoming

solemnities.

Madame de Frontignac had also gone to spend the day with some of her

Newport friends; and Mary, quite well pleased with the placid and

orderly stillness which reigned through the house, sat pleasantly

murmuring a little tune to her sewing, when suddenly the trip of a

merry, brisk foot was heard in the kitchen, and Miss Cerinthy Ann

Twitchel made her appearance at the door, her healthy, glowing cheek

wearing a still brighter colour, from the exercise of a three-mile walk

in a July day.

‘Why, Cerinthy,’ said Mary, ‘how glad I am to see you!’

‘Well!’ said Cerinthy; ‘I have been meaning to come down all this week,

but there is so much to do in haying-time; but to-day I told mother

I _must_ come. I brought these down,’ she said, unfolding a dozen of

snowy damask napkins, ‘that I spun myself, and was thinking of you

almost all the while I spun them; so I suppose they ain’t quite so

wicked as they might be.’

We will remark here that Cerinthy Ann, in virtue of having a high stock

of animal spirits, and great fulness of physical vigour, had very

small proclivities towards the unseen and spiritual; but still always

indulged a secret resentment at being classed as a sinner above many

others, who as church-members made such professions, and were, as she

remarked, ‘not a bit better than she was.’

She always, however, had cherished an unbounded veneration for Mary,

and had made her the confidante of most of her important secrets; and

it soon became very evident that she had come with one on her mind now.

‘Don’t you want to come and sit out in the lot?’ she said to her, after

sitting awhile, twirling her bonnet-strings with the air of one who has

something to say and does not know exactly how to begin upon it.

Mary cheerfully gathered up her thread, scissors, and ruffling, and

the two stepped over the window-sill, and soon found themselves seated

cozily under the boughs of a large apple-tree, whose descending

branches, meeting the tops of the high grass all around, formed a

perfect seclusion, as private as heart could desire.

They sat down, pushing away a place in the grass; and Cerinthy Ann

took off her bonnet, and threw it among the clover, exhibiting to

view her glossy black hair, always trimly arranged in shining braids,

except where some curls fell over the rich, high colour of her cheeks.

Something appeared to discompose her this afternoon; there were those

evident signs of a consultation impending, which to an experienced eye

are as unmistakeable as the coming up of a shower in summer.

Cerinthy began by passionately demolishing several heads of clover,

remarking as she did so that ‘she didn’t see, for her part, how Mary

could keep so calm when things were coming so near;’ and as Mary

answered to this only with a quiet smile, she broke out again:—

‘I don’t see, for my part, how a young girl _could_ marry a minister

anyhow; but then I think _you_ are just cut out for it. But what would

anybody say if _I_ should do such a thing?’

‘I don’t know,’ said Mary, innocently.

‘Well, I suppose everybody would hold up their hands; and yet if I _do_

say it myself,’ she added, colouring, ‘there are not many girls who

could make a better minister’s wife than I could if I had a mind to

try.’

‘That I am sure of,’ said Mary, warmly.

‘I guess you are the only one that ever thought so,’ said Cerinthy,

giving an impatient toss; ‘there’s father all the while mourning over

me, and mother too, and yet I don’t see but that I do pretty much all

that is done in the house. And they say I am a great comfort in a

temporal point of view; but oh! the groanings and the sighings that

there are over me!

‘I don’t think it is pleasant to think that your best friends are

thinking such awful things about you when you are working your fingers

off to help them; it is kind o’ discouraging, but I don’t know what to

do about it;’ and for a few moments Cerinthy sat demolishing buttercups

and throwing them up in the air, till her shiny black head was covered

with golden flakes, while her cheek grew redder with something that she

was going to say next.

‘Now, Mary, there is _that creature_; well—you know—he won’t take “no”

for an answer. What shall I do?’

‘Suppose then you try “yes,”’ said Mary, rather archly.

‘Oh, pshaw, Mary Scudder! You know better than that now. I look like

it, don’t I?’

‘Why, yes,’ said Mary, looking at Cerinthy deliberately, ‘on the whole

I think you do.’

‘Well, one thing I must say,’ said Cerinthy, ‘I can’t see what _he_

finds in me. I think he is a thousand times too good for me. Why,

you have no idea, Mary, how I _have_ plagued him. I believe that man

_really is a Christian_,’ she added, while something like a penitent

tear actually glistened in those sharp, saucy, black eyes; ‘besides,’

she added, ‘I have told him everything I could think of to discourage

him. I told him that I had a bad temper, and didn’t believe the

doctrines, and couldn’t promise that I ever should. And after all,

that creature keeps right on, and I don’t know what to tell him.’

‘Well,’ said Mary, mildly; ‘do you think you really love him?’

‘Love him,’ said Cerinthy, giving a great flounce, ‘to be sure I

don’t—catch me loving _any_ man. I told him last night I didn’t, but

it didn’t do a bit of good. I used to think that man was bashful,

but I declare I have altered my mind. He will talk and talk, ’till I

don’t know what to do. I tell you, Mary, he talks beautifully too,

sometimes.’ Here Cerinthy turned quickly away, and began reaching

passionately after clover heads. After a few moments she resumed.

‘The fact is, Mary, that man _needs_ somebody to take care of him,

for he never thinks of himself. They say he has got the consumption,

but he hasn’t any more than I have. It is just the way he neglects

himself!—preaching, talking, and visiting—nobody to take care of him,

and see to his clothes, and nurse him up when he gets a little hoarse

and run down. Well, I suppose if I _am_ unregenerate, I do know how to

keep things in order; and if I should keep _such_ a man’s soul in his

body, I suppose I should be doing some good in the world; because if a

minister don’t _live_, of course he can’t convert anybody. Just think

of his saying that I could be a comfort to _him_! I told him that it

was perfectly ridiculous, “and besides,” says I, “what will everybody

think?” I thought that I had really talked him out of the notion of it

last night; but there he was in again this morning; and told me he had

derived great encouragement from what I said. Well, the poor man really

is lonesome, his mother’s dead, and he hasn’t any sisters. I asked him

why he didn’t go and take Miss Olladine Hocum. Everybody says she would

make a first-rate minister’s wife.’

‘Well; and what did he say to that?’ said Mary.

‘Well, something really silly about my looks,’ said Cerinthy, looking

down.

Mary looked up and remarked the shining black hair, the long dark

lashes, lying down over the glowing cheek, where two arch dimples were

nestling, and said quietly, ‘Probably he is a man of taste, Cerinthy.

I advise you to leave the matter entirely to his judgment.’

‘You don’t really, Mary,’ said the damsel, looking up; ‘don’t you think

it would injure _him_ if I should?’

‘I think not materially,’ said Mary.

‘Well,’ said Cerinthy, rising, ‘the men will be coming home from

mowing before I get home, and want their supper. Mother has one of her

headaches on this afternoon, so I can’t stop any longer: there isn’t a

soul in the house knows where anything is when I am gone. If I should

ever take it into my head to go off, I don’t know what would become of

father and mother. I was telling mother the other day that I thought

unregenerate folks were of some use in _this_ world any way.’

‘Does your mother know anything about it?’ said Mary.

‘Oh, as to mother, I believe she has been hoping and praying about it

these three months. She thinks that I am such a desperate case, it is

the only way I am to be brought in, as she calls it. That’s what set me

against him at first; but the fact is, if girls will let a man argue

with them, he always contrives to get the best of it. I am provoked

about it too; but dear me! he is so meek there is no use of getting

provoked at him. Well, I guess I will go home and think about it.’

As she turned to go she looked really pretty. Her long lashes were

wet with a twinkling moisture, like meadow-grass after a shower; and

there was a softened, child-like expression stealing over the careless

gaiety of her face. Mary put her arms round her with a gentle caressing

movement, which the other returned with a hearty embrace. They stood

locked in each other’s arms; the bright, vigorous, strong-hearted

girl, with that pale, spiritual face resting on her breast, as when

the morning, songful and radiant, clasps the pale silver moon to her

glowing bosom.

‘Look here now, Mary,’ said Cerinthy; ‘your folks are all gone, you may

as well walk with me. It’s pleasant now.’

‘Yes, I will,’ said Mary; ‘wait a moment till I get my bonnet.’

In a few moments the two girls were walking together in one of those

little pasture foot-tracks which run cosily among huckleberry and

juniper bushes, while Cerinthy eagerly pursued the subject she could

not leave thinking of.

Their path now wound over high ground that overlooked the distant sea,

now lost itself in little copses of cedar and pitch-pine; and now there

came on the air the pleasant breath of new hay, which mowers were

harvesting in adjoining meadows.

They walked on and on as girls will; because when a young lady has once

fairly launched on the enterprise of telling another all that _he_

said, and just how _he_ looked for the last three months, walks are apt

to be indefinitely extended.

Mary was besides one of the most seductive little confidantes in the

world. She was so pure from all _selfism_, so heartily and innocently

interested in what another was telling her, that people in talking with

her found the subject constantly increasing in interest; although if

they had really been called upon afterwards to state the exact portion

in _words_ which she added to the conversation, they would have been

surprised to find it so small.

In fact, before Cerinthy Ann had quite finished her confessions, they

were more than a mile from the cottage, and Mary began to think of

returning, saying that her mother would wonder where she was when she

came home.

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