A REGULAR CELL.

SIR,--I am writing in the name of all the righteously indignant sons of

Erin, to protest against the base shameless and infamous treatment

accorded to that glorious champion and apostle of National freedom, the

hero, WILLIAM O'BRIEN, by the despicable set of traitors, who, under

cover of the title of "Her Majesty's Government," are trampling, at

Westminster, the liberties of my beloved country in the mud and

preparing to fling her sons by thousands into the depths of the foul and

filthy dungeons already marked out for their reception. It is reported

that this, the first victim of their malignant spleen and hatred, is to

be subjected to the gross indignity of receiving the ordinary treatment

of a common criminal, and be subjected to the usual regulations of gaol

discipline. Now, Sir, in the name of all that is enlightened and

progressive, I ask, if, at the close of the nineteenth century, such

outrage is to be committed? Surely in answer to my appeal the generous

people of England will rise in their might and with one voice compel the

myrmidons appointed to carry out the malignant and iniquitous behests of

the Castle to provide the noble spirit that they had intended to torture

with chains and darkness with a comfortable and roomy four-post

bedstead, cheerful apartments, a champagne dinner with not less than

seven courses, daily carriage exercise, the use of a piano and

billiard-table if required, and an introduction to the best society of

the neighbourhood, including the Bishop, the Mayor and other notables.

Thus, and thus only, should Irish martyrs be allowed to suffer for

Ireland's wrongs, and in this way alone will the Irish people in their

thousands consent even to the momentary incarceration of the heralds of

that mighty struggle with a tyrannic despotism that they are heroically

maintaining, backed by the hearty and enthusiastic support of an

onlooking and applauding Universe, against the blind and blustering

bullying of a blood-thirsty Government. If I write with moderation and

temperately it is because I feel confidently that the trivial

relaxations I propose must, if not at once conceded by, be forthwith

instantly wrung from the thieves and scoundrels who at the present

moment are responsible for the Executive of my patient and law-abiding

country. Relying on the generous impulse of all those who would not wish

to see the patriot deprived of his home comforts, I beg, Sir, with much

self-restraint, to subscribe myself,

Your calm and dispassionate Correspondent,

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