CHAPTER XXIV.

“THEY COMPLAIN THAT THE TWOPENNY TRASH IS READ.”

The ruin which was overtaking all the agricultural interest during

the last years of the Regency, put a finishing stroke to the little

estate at Botley. It had been heavily mortgaged for some years past;

and upon Mr. Cobbett’s return from America, he found himself stripped

of everything in the shape of realizable property. The profits from

the _Register_ were comparatively smaller than of old; for, although

the circulation was prodigious, the expense of its distribution was

also very great. The establishment of another daily paper[1] probably

added to his pecuniary difficulties. At last there was no resource

but bankruptcy, which took place in the course of 1820. The creditors

were few, and acted very generously; and Mr. Cobbett afterwards refers

to them with the kindliest feelings. One of them, indeed (Mr. George

Rogers, of Southampton), went further; and paid the damages and costs

in Wright’s action, which followed very soon after the certificate in

bankruptcy was issued. The low ebb at which his fortunes now stood, are

best described in Cobbett’s own words:--

“In January, 1821, my family, after having for years been

scattered about like a covey of partridges that had been sprung

and shot at, got once more together, in a hired lodging at

Brompton; and our delight, and our mutual caresses, and our

tears of joy, experienced no abatement at our actually finding

ourselves with only _three shillings_ in the whole world; and

at my having to borrow from a friend the money to pay for the

paper and print off the then next Saturday’s _Register_!”

To live in London, however, or even near it without “fruits and

flowers,” was out of the question. Accordingly, we find Mr. Cobbett

soon settled at Kensington, cultivating a plot of land as a seed-farm;

and his politics and his satire are, thenceforth, mingled with the

mysteries of trees and turnips, corn and apples. Unable to resume the

practice of planting, for himself, upon a large scale, Mr. Cobbett

gave a great impulse to the formation of plantations, on the part of

gentlemen who could afford to do it. His old friend, Lord Folkestone,

was especially encouraged to improve the grounds at Coleshill by

further plantings, and covered many acres with his favourite acacia,

then better known under its American name of locust-tree. So great,

indeed, became the rage for this particular tree, that more applicants

came to Kensington for the seeds than could be served with those

imported from America; and Cobbett actually had to purchase them

sometimes from the London nurserymen, in whose shops they were lying

neglected under another name.

The story of Cobbett’s planting and seed-farming would make an

interesting volume. It became the fashion, after his death, to decry

his successes,[2] and to minimize his qualities as a farmer; and

perhaps with some justice, as regards this latter part of his life, as

his hands were always too full of more stirring matters. But he did

unquestionable service to the art of planting; and in promoting the

restoration of woods and coppices, which had so fatally suffered from

the felling and clearing brought about by the war, and by the efforts

made by so many persons to save their property by the sacrifice of its

timber. And, besides this practical part of the business: ever ready

to put his notions into print, he must needs produce more books, in

order to popularize his plans; books, however, which have met with

comparative neglect, of late years, on account of their special nature.

Rural economy and domestic economy are matters which, treated as social

arts, get so modified by the rapidly-changing currents of our time,

that the mode of one generation is lost amid the fads of the next. But

the peculiar merit of Cobbett’s books was their readableness; and,

whilst such matters as the Currency and the Corn Laws could be rendered

entertaining by his facile pen, it was natural that rural affairs, in

which he delighted, and amongst which he heartily believed that the

highest domestic felicity was to be found, should derive from that pen

the highest charms. There never lived, probably, a writer to equal

Cobbett in rural description: one who could, in the midst of some angry

polemic, so readily turn off for a moment and present his reader with a

country picture; perfectly life-like, glowing with colour and realism:

who could make a mere gardening book entertaining.

Whilst in Long Island, Mr. Cobbett had prepared an “American Gardener,”

which he published, soon after his return to England; dedicating it to

one of his neighbours out there. The “English Gardener,” published a

few years later, was a reproduction of this, adapted to the differing

conditions of his own country. “The Woodlands,” published early in

1825; a new edition of Tull’s old book on “Horse-hoeing Husbandry,”

in 1822; and a guide for the cultivation of Indian corn, completed

a useful series of books on rural affairs. All these are marked by

sufficient egotism; but they are far more practical than the general

run of such works. There is so much painstaking description, and so

much lively illustration, that the reader is forced to take an interest

in what he is reading. It is almost impossible for one to take in hand

the “Woodlands,” without wishing to become a planter.

The “Cottage Economy” was a small work, exclusively for the use of

cottagers, with the aim of bringing them back to the habits and ways of

their grandparents; in reviving the arts of making bread and brewing

beer at home; of keeping cows, poultry, and bees; and, generally,

showing the way to become independent of shopkeepers and tax-gatherers.

All this Cobbett had seen in his youth, and he was determined to revive

these things, if it was to be done. And the immediate popularity of

these rural books, coming, as they did, at a period when people were

making most desperate efforts to keep the wolf from the door, showed

forth an unquestionable fact,--that the people wanted sympathy and

guidance, and the means of self-improvement, and were well satisfied

to get so much from the man who was fighting their battles for them in

another way.

As one example of the amount of influence Cobbett obtained over people,

in minor domestic matters, the following may be given:--From a farmer’s

daughter in Connecticut, who had sent over to the Society of Arts a

straw-bonnet of her own making, he obtained some particulars as to the

mode of preparation. Having published the matter in the _Register_,

an importer of Italian straw applied to Mr. Cobbett, requesting to

know whether he could undertake to get some American straw imported.

Upon seeing some samples of the straw from which the Leghorn hats were

made, and looking at it “with the eyes of a farmer,” he perceived

that it consisted of dry oat, wheat, and rye stalks, mixed with those

of certain common grass plants. This discovery made it clear to him

that there was no need of importation; and, proceeding in his usual

energetic way, he soon had straw hats and bonnets prepared from English

grasses. This opened up a new industry, not only in the homes of the

labourers, but on the part of some manufacturers; and its success was

so far recognizable, that the Society of Arts, in the year 1823, gave

Mr. Cobbett their silver medal, as a token of their approbation. ENVY

caught sight of this, of course, and asserted itself as usual, with

newspaper paragraphs headed, “The Society of Arts humbugged at last!”

and so on; but what was that, to disturb the well-earned delight of the

man who could ride about the country, and see and hear for himself

many a poor cottager at work, otherwise unable to earn a livelihood:

who could print letters of grateful thanks from every quarter of the

kingdom?

The attempt to naturalize the maize plant was another singular effort

of Mr. Cobbett’s; the complete success of which, however, was too much

to expect from the English climate. But, by the application of a good

deal of zealous labour and attention, many persons did succeed in

producing good crops; and there was not only bread made from “Cobbett’s

corn,” but paper was made from the stalks.

A most particular aversion of Mr. Cobbett’s was the potato.

“This root is become a favourite because it is the suitable

companion of misery and filth. It can be seized hold of before

it be half ripe, it can be raked out of the ground with the

paws, and without the help of any utensils except, perhaps,

a stick to rake it from the fire, can be conveyed into the

stomach, in the space of an hour. We have but one step farther

to go, and that is, to eat it raw, side by side with our

bristly fellow-creatures, who, by-the-bye, reject it as long

as they can get at any species of grain, or at any other

vegetable. I can remember when the first acre of potatoes was

planted in a field, in the neighbourhood of the place where I

was born; and I very well remember that even the poorest of

the people would not eat them. They called them hog-potatoes;

but now they are become a considerable portion of the diet of

those who raise the bread for others to eat.”

This passage is from a Botley _Register_, of 1813; but it will

represent Cobbett’s notions and feelings on the matter during all his

life--from the scarcity-period at the beginning of the century (when

bills were introduced in Parliament to “encourage” the growth of

potatoes; and Ministers of State, at their grand dinners, used fried

potato-cakes, as a substitute for bread), to the time when he came to

predict a disastrous Irish famine. And it would be hard to deny the

force of his arguments; the burden of which was, that in order to keep

a people in a condition of semi-barbarism, little else was necessary

than to cause potatoes to be the general food of the country. A knife

(he pointed out) which even savages rarely dispense with, is not

required by the feeder on potatoes. No forethought, and only a minimum

of industrious attention, are needed. The love of ease, so natural to

mankind, soon prevails, in the absence of incitement to labour--a safe

commonplace; but one of vital importance to be borne in mind, when the

thoughtless, and the ignorant, and the purse-proud are content to see a

whole class of their fellow-beings ranked just above the swine.

Some curious notions used to get afloat, concerning cheap food for the

poor. There was the Duke of Richmond’s celebrated discovery of the

nourishing qualities of curry-powder; and the recipe of another clever

fellow, for making _flint-soup_. Milk, produced by animals fed upon

stewed straw, was discovered to have great fattening properties.…

Yet, with all this considerate device, the ungrateful wretches still

whined for their beer and bread and bacon, the dietary of their

forefathers. And the editor of a certain “diabolical” publication

persisted in telling them that they ought to have it, and they could

have it; for, at the time that the ordinary Wiltshire fare was _1¼

pound of bread and a halfpenny_ per day, he was giving to his own

labourers, at Barn Elm, 1 lb. of meat or bacon, 1½ lb. of flour,

besides cheese and beer, per day; and three shillings a week in money.

And there was so much wanton cruelty and insolence, under the

poor-relief system of those days. Gangs of labourers would be set to

work, the leader having a bell round his neck; men were set to _draw_

carts, like so many convicts, instead of using wheel-barrows; and,

when there was no immediate work on hand, you might see one carrying a

heavy stone up and down; or digging a hole in the ground one day, and

filling it up again the next. How all this went on, in England, for ten

or twelve years, scarce half a century ago, is past comprehending. It

is, however, a fact, that people could not only permit it, but permit

it without shame; and could venture to call those persons “diabolical

villains,” who blushed for the country which proclaimed itself “the

envy of surrounding nations.”

Those who blushed for their country: those who spent their lives in

the endeavour to arrest the hand of her oppressors: justly scorned the

pleas of submission and contentment, put forth by many well-meaning

persons in the shape of “religious” tracts. The man before us (one of

that class who practise a good deal more than they preach; who act

righteously before they inculcate righteousness on the part of others)

could only see, in these precious handbills, inducements to submit to

social degradation. But, in truth, acute suffering on the part of the

labouring-classes was teaching them as much as Mr. Cobbett, or any one

else, could do. To see the name of some fat pluralist on the title-page

of a tract against “repining;” to listen to advice and exhortation,

based on the comforting prospects of another and better world, on the

part of men who were themselves making sure of this one; to see the

names of the committees and promoters of this officious piety, and find

that they were, in many instances, the names of those who had given

a helping-hand to repression; and who continued to inculcate passive

obedience, and the extreme naughtiness of the poor wretches in wanting

to know something about the real causes of their misery, was too much

for millions of the unprivileged and unendowed. They could see, plainly

enough, who were the real Sowers of the Wind. And, perhaps, the Church

of England has come to see, for herself, how we have reaped a whirlwind

of religious indifference; in spite of “revivals,” and “restorations,”

and “extensions,” and “functions,” and potterings without number.[3]

* * * * *

Not the least important contribution to the cause of the people, on

the part of Mr. Cobbett, was his “History of the Reformation.” A

curiosity in literature; a clumsy, hastily-drawn indictment; the sport

of Protestant controversialists; the work yet served a noble purpose.

The scale of misrepresentation and calumny had been too long on one

side, and there wanted a thumping weight to restore the balance. And

when the world discovered that the story of the Reformation in England

had its very dark as well as its very bright side: when people learned

what utterly selfish ends it had promoted: the world took a long step

forward; stepped up to scrutinize it closely. And if the world found

that the rough rude hand of this literary pre-raphaelite had brought

some features into disgusting prominence, it was no more than was to be

expected, sooner or later. The mere controversy, concerning the mutual

recriminations of Papists and Protestants, and concerning their cutting

of each other’s throats, is nothing. All that will be going on when the

New Zealander comes. But the political nature of that great convulsion,

and its important social results, particularly with regard to the

shameless transfer of property into the hands of court-favourites, had

need to be shown up with a relentless hand.

The occasion, of this “History of the Reformation” being projected, was

the rapidly-growing feeling on the subject of Emancipation. Mr. Cobbett

had long proclaimed equality of political rights for the Catholic,

the Unitarian, and the Jew; and regarded them as oppressed people,

as long as their theological disabilities remained.[4] We laugh

now-a-days, at such fears as then existed concerning the removal of

these disabilities; but we are out of the wood; and the few persons of

superior mental stature who, in those times, persisted in declaring to

the cowards beneath them, that there was more safety in moving on, than

in standing still, had to make their voices heard above a fearful din,

of incrimination, and calumny, and petty party strifes.

So, by the time that the cause of Emancipation had taken hold of the

public mind: when the press, at last, took it up warmly, and O’Connell

was leading the agitation in Ireland: Cobbett had lashed himself into

a perfect fury, toward the opponents of religious equality, and toward

the inheritors of the Church domains. The ease-loving character of

the parsons of his day, the growth of a plutocracy, and the debased

condition of the poor: spake too ominously of national decadence. The

increasing perils of the country, with all parties trying, at last, to

propitiate the Parliamentary Reformers at the same time that they had

mortal dread of them, kept his mind at fever-heat; and Mr. Cobbett was

less than ever disposed to stay his voice or his pen, when conviction

had once seized him. He had nothing to gain, and nothing to lose, by

expressing his convictions. Given a fight, he was certain to be seen in

the thickest of it.

The urgency of the matter, and the readiness of the public mind to

accept a broader view of the Reformation story, were shown, by the

immediate success of the History. Published weekly, at a low price,

the early numbers reached a sale of upwards of forty thousand; and

very little time elapsed, before the work had flown all over Europe

and America. The fanatics did not like it, and they don’t like it

now.[5] There are persons about us, in these latter days, who consider

Emancipation as one of our great national sins, on account of which we

shall yet be heavily scourged. “LET THEM CURSE, BUT BLESS THOU!”

The thing did not aim at proselytism; the writer had no intention, nor

any expectation, of that. He did expect, however, to see thousands

and thousands of converts to the cause of tolerance; and there can

be no doubt whatever, that Cobbett’s “History of the Reformation”

gave immense impulse to that cause. And, if the book had only been

called “The History of the Great Spoliation,” the fanatics would have

been disarmed, and perhaps joined with the author in his passionate

denunciations; instead of wilfully and wickedly misconstruing his

motives, and distorting his arguments.

But the prejudice with which we go through the world is quite as gross

as the ignorance with which we enter it; and when we have stuck up such

a word as _Reformation_, and fallen down and worshipped it for a time,

we soon become incapable of forming just judgments.

* * * * *

The list of Mr. Cobbett’s books, which were directly intended to help

the cause to which his life was devoted, is complemented by adding to

the above-named, “The Poor Man’s Friend;” “Twelve Sermons;” and “The

Emigrant’s Guide.” The first of these he called the most learned work

that he had ever written. It consisted principally of short papers on

the rights and duties of the poor; which were published monthly, and

addressed to the working-people of Preston, after his unsuccessful

contest at the election. But the Sermons are better deserving of the

palm of superiority. The reader cannot open a page of this volume,

without being powerfully struck with Cobbett’s ability to handle any

subject illustrating man’s duty to his neighbour. Of course, there is a

little touch of politics underlying it all, although only perceptible

to one familiar with his political writings; but it is not one whit too

much to say, that this volume of sermons would do honour to any Divine,

in any Christian Church.

The “Sermons” had a tremendous popularity, for several years. As

monthly tracts, they had been originally published in avowed rivalry

to the vapid productions of religious doctrinaires, and of the

preachers of contentment and resignation under conditions of obvious

misgovernment. Some of the clergy had the good sense to use Cobbett’s

sermons in their own pulpits; it is to be hoped without generally

avowing the source of their inspiration. One reflection persists in

intruding itself upon the reader of these tracts; that when men come

to enter the ministry, after having been buffeted about the world a

bit, and having learned something of human nature, instead of being

delivered from a cloister (as from some manufactory), they will

understand their business better, and soon have less cause to whine

about the “spread” of infidelity and immorality. Until then, things

will go on as they do now.

* * * * *

That racy volume, “Rural Rides,” came forth to the world in a

sufficiently unpretending manner. It was a mere reprint of articles

from the _Register_, which had been generally written at the close of

a day’s journey, and without any special object but current reports

upon the condition of the people and the country. But none of Cobbett’s

writings have been so much quoted as the “Rural Rides,” a fact which

is easily understood, considering the circumstance that what would

deter most people from literary drudgery, was the very reverse to Mr.

Cobbett. A day’s exercise would impart fresh vigour to his mind, and

wings to his pen; and the result is, in this case, one of the very

liveliest books in the English language.

It was in the autumn of 1821 that the first journal was undertaken.

Cobbett’s own affairs were getting more comfortable; he lived quietly

at Kensington, not often troubling himself with the publishing-office;

and the experiment, of going round to see the farmers for himself,

was just in his vein. Agricultural distress was nearly at its worst,

and the troubles of the farmers formed the leading topic of the day.

Beef and mutton fetched an average of 4½_d._ per lb., in the month of

November; and all rural produce was at a similarly reduced figure. So

Mr. Cobbett started off, on horseback, through Berkshire and Wiltshire

to Gloucester and Hereford, returning by Oxford to Kensington; with

such satisfaction, that he spent much of the winter in similar journeys

through parts of southern England. All his intense interest in rural

affairs, and the welfare of the country folk: his close observations

on soil, and climate, and produce, and his sarcastic reflections on

domestic politics, were here served up for his readers in better style

than ever. And, at last, having employed a part of the ensuing four

or five years in the same manner, and reprinting the journals into a

volume, the result was a picture of the cotemporary domestic affairs of

England which it would be vain to seek elsewhere. In short, given an

inquiry into the condition of the people, at this troublesome period,

there could not, possibly, be better means of enlightenment than that

of taking Cobbett’s “Rural Rides;” and, making it the basis of such

inquiry, to group around it the necessary information and statistics

furnished by official reports. While, to the value of Cobbett’s

accurate and vivid descriptions of rural scenery, the use made of

the “Rural Rides,” on the part of guide-book makers, is sufficient

testimony.

The more important result, personally, of these rural journeys, was the

frequent opportunity afforded to Mr. Cobbett of meeting the farmers

at their market dinners and county meetings. This added immensely to

his influence; his opinions, especially on the currency, began to take

hold upon men, who had hitherto read his writings with some degree of

dislike and dread; and a very short time elapsed, before there were

found more Cobbettites in the country towns, than in the larger centres

of population.

Another series of rural rides was commenced in 1829. These were more

distinctively political tours; and extended to more distant parts,

including the manufacturing towns of Yorkshire and Lancashire. The

reception Mr. Cobbett met with, and the overflowing attendances upon

his lectures, showed, in a surprising degree, the hold he had obtained

upon the minds of the working-people. Parliamentary Reform was, at

last, no longer to be delayed; and while the Russells and the Greys

were getting a due share of credit, for their endeavours to force on

the Great Plunge, there was no questioning to whom principally belonged

the distinction of having made it inevitable.

FOOTNOTES

[1] _Cobbett’s Evening Post_ (Wm. C., Jun., printer and publisher,

269, Strand) was started on the 29th January, 1820, and ran for about

two months. The early numbers are largely devoted to the Coventry

election. On the 28th March a notice is given that the paper will be

discontinued, with a remark that, “at the time when this undertaking

was resolved on, it was uncertain what one could do, and could not

do, in the state of slavery in which the new laws placed the press.”

The _Register_ was missed on one or two occasions, and it was found

that the attempt to carry on both would be “to make both indifferent;”

besides, people both preferred the _Weekly Register_ and found that

Cobbett could, in that, do better justice to his powers.

[2] _Vide_ Loudon; also Donaldson’s “Agricultural Biography.”

[3] One of Cobbett’s bits of “verse” is upon the wickedness of

_repining_:--

Come, little children, list’ to me

While I describe your duty,

And kindly lead your eyes to see

Of lowliness the beauty.

’Tis true your bony backs are bare,

Your lips too dry for spittle,

Your eyes as dead as whitings’ are,

Your bellies growl for vict’al;

But, dearest children, oh! believe,

Believe not treach’rous senses!

’Tis they your infant hearts deceive,

And lead into offences.

When frost assails your joints by day,

And lice by night torment ye,

’Tis to remind you oft to pray,

And of your sins repent ye.

At parching lips when you repine,

And when your belly hungers,

You covet what, by right Divine,

Belongs to Borough-mongers.

Let dungeons, gags, and hangman’s noose,

Make you content and humble,

Your heav’nly crown you’ll surely lose

If here on earth you grumble.

[4] “When I hear the Dissenters complaining of persecution, I cannot

help reflecting on the behaviour of some of them towards the Catholics,

with respect to whom common decency ought to teach them better

behaviour. But, whether I hear in a Churchman or a Dissenter abuse of

the Catholics, I am equally indignant; when I hear men, no two of whom

can agree in any one point of religion, and who are continually dooming

each other to perdition; when I hear them join in endeavouring to shut

the Catholic out from political liberty on account of his religious

tenets, which they call idolatrous and damnable, I really cannot feel

any compassion for either of them, let what will befall them. There

is, too, something so impudent, such cool impudence, in their affected

contempt of the understanding of the Catholics, that one cannot endure

it with any degree of patience. You hear them all boasting of their

_ancestors_; you hear them talking of the English Constitution as

the pride of the world; you hear them bragging of the deeds of the

Edwards and the Henrys; and of their wise and virtuous and brave

forefathers; and, in their next breath, perhaps, you hear them speak

of the Catholics as the vilest and most stupid of creatures, and as

wretches doomed to perdition; when they ought to reflect that all these

wise and virtuous and brave forefathers of theirs were Catholics, that

they lived and died in the Catholic faith, and that, notwithstanding

their Catholic faith, they did not neglect whatever was necessary to

the freedom and greatness of England. It is really very stupid, as well

as very insolent, to talk in this way of the Catholics, to represent

them as doomed to perdition who compose five-sixths of the population

of Europe; to represent as beastly ignorant those amongst whom the

brightest geniuses and the most learned men in the world have been and

are to be found; but still, the most shocking part of our conduct is to

affect to consider as a sort of outcasts of God as well as man those

who have, through all sorts of persecution, adhered to the religion

of _their_ and _our_ forefathers. There is something so unnatural, so

monstrous, in a line of conduct in which we say that our forefathers

are all in hell, that no one but a brutish bigot can hear of it with

patience.”--_Register_, xix. 1286.

[5] An unusual number of “answers” to Cobbett’s book have been

produced, some of which are named below. Out of the whole lot there

is not one that does not, once again, manifest the inability of your

controversialist, blinded with dogmatic solicitude, to escape from his

mental prison-house. The reader may be tempted to look at the last on

the list, as being a production of recent times; but the chances are

against his cutting open any pages beyond the introductory chapter.

To say no more than this argues great forbearance on the part of the

present writer.

“Catholic Miracles; illustrated by George Cruikshank; to which is added

a Reply to Cobbett’s Defence of the Reformation.”

“A True History of the Protestant Reformation in England and Ireland;

showing how that event has Enriched and Elevated the Main Body of

the People in those Countries; in a Series of Letters addressed to

all sensible and just Englishmen. In Reply to William Cobbett. By a

Protestant.” (In threepenny numbers, 1 to 5 only published. London,

1825.)

“The Protestant Vindicator; or, A Refutation of the Calumnies contained

in Cobbett’s History of the Reformation; including Remarks on the

Principal Topics of the Popish Controversy. By Robert Oxlad.” (Serial. ?

14 numbers. London, 1826.)

“The Epistles of Ignatius and Polycarp.… With an Appendix, containing

Notes, in which the Leading Arguments of Mr. Cobbett’s History are

refuted.…” (1827.)

“A Brief History of the Protestant Reformation; in a Series of Letters

addressed to William Cobbett.… By the Author of ‘The Protestant.’”

(1826; new ed., Glasgow, 1831.)

“The Social Effects of the Reformation.… By a Fellow of the Statistical

Society.” (“From a Series of Letters which appeared … during the years

1824 and 1825.” London, 1852.)

“A Reply to Cobbett’s ‘History of the Protestant Reformation in England

and Ireland.’ Compiled and Edited by Charles Hastings Collette.”

(London, 1869.)

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