CHAPTER XXI.

“THE NATION NEVER CAN BE ITSELF AGAIN WITHOUT A REFORM.”

There is reason to believe that Mr. Cobbett now began seriously to

entertain the idea of getting into Parliament. Beyond, however, an

address to the electors of Hampshire, in the autumn of 1812, no active

step was yet taken. Mr. George Rose was all-powerful in the county,

the constituency being thus practically in ministerial hands. One

appearance on the nomination-day was enough to satisfy Mr. Cobbett of

the hopelessness of a contest.

His return to Botley revealed one great change in sentiment; the

parsons were dead against him. This was undeserved, as Cobbett had

always been a good, quiet churchman; had written vigorously in support

of tithes, and the prior claim to them of the clergy and the poor, as

against the Howards, the Russells, and the Greys; and had had many

friends amongst the clergy. This new alienation may, however, be due to

a circumstance which occurred just before Cobbett’s release;--it was

certainly so in one case.

Mr. Daniel Eaton, a small bookseller, and an old offender against

established opinion, had recently stood in the pillory for an

hour,--that being part of his punishment for selling Paine’s “Age of

Reason.” There was much public sympathy with him, the populace actually

trying to serve him with “refreshments.” Cobbett had formed pretty

strong opinions concerning this degrading punishment, but very much

stronger ones concerning the Attorney-General as a prosecutor; and

that learned gentleman having foreboded the “consequences, dreadful

in the extreme,” which must follow if Paine’s religious principles

were suffered to take root, Mr. Cobbett suggested that there would be

no better way of averting these consequences than by an answer to the

book. “And have we 20,000 clergymen, and will no one of them attempt

to give us this answer?” he said. He would call upon his own spiritual

pastor, the Rector of Botley, the Rev. Richard Baker.

Mr. Baker consented to undertake the task, but almost immediately

withdrew the offer; upon which, Mr. Cobbett reminded him of his

ordination vows, and generally played with him, in his own manner,

making the poor parson look rather ridiculous.

So, upon his return home, Mr. Cobbett was not welcomed by his spiritual

adviser; who even went so far as to refuse the keys of the belfry to

those persons who, just then, were so desirous of adding all they could

to the clamour of rejoicing.

The Rev. Mr. Baker is a character, in his way. There are some sad

stories of him in Cobbett’s _Register_, which the reader may discover,

if his tastes lie in that direction. How he was horsewhipped in the

public street,--how he actually professed disbelief in Revelation,

while declining to meet the consequences of a public admission of the

same,--how he cheated at market, and so on.[1]

There were many such characters in the Church in those deadened days,

who, when they entered into the lively election contests of the time,

would lead the way of violence. Your political parson could be a famous

“rough,” when opportunity served.

So Mr. Cobbett had made another set of enemies--the very set, too, who,

if they had given themselves a moment’s opportunity for consideration,

would have discovered that he, of all public men, was the one who

could serve their cause the best. Instead of that, numbers of the

clergy started up as anti-Cobbettites, writing useless tracts on

“disaffection,” or meeting him at public gatherings, and trying to

shout him down. And this sort of thing lasted as long as Cobbett lived;

the clergy never made friends with him again; there were far too many

idle shepherds, who thought their interest must suffer if a misguided

populace had all that it asked; and who, consequently, resisted Reform

with all their might and main.

* * * * *

The country squires were dreading, too, the possible effects of Mr.

Cobbett’s vigorous writings.

His influence amongst the middle-classes was increasing; and the

artisans and labourers were beginning to club together to buy the

_Register_; readers were more numerous than ever.[2] But the landed

interest could not, or would not, understand him. The farmer could not

see the identity of interest which properly existed between himself

and his labourers; and the man who preached this theme was, of course,

not to be trusted when dealing with other topics. He told them that

ruin was impending; that, immediately upon a cessation of the war,

prices would go down, and the consequences would be disastrous. There

was no chance of escape, but by immediate Reform, by which means

there should be a searching reduction in the public expenditure. The

poor-rates were now nearly eight millions. Government annuitants were

swelling their numbers with every year of war; dignitaries of state

had higher salaries, and courtiers larger pensions; army-contractors

and stock-jobbers were swallowing up the wealth of the country, and

elbowing out the squires.

So, when the Corn Bill was proposed, Mr. Cobbett was standing alone

again, or very nearly alone.[3] In vain did he point out that it would

tend to keep up the high price of food, which was already driving the

able-bodied out of the country; that the principal reason for keeping

up high prices was, that the land might continue to pay the exorbitant

taxes, and so continue to support a multitude of idlers. The Corn Bill

became law; peace was signed, but plenty came not along with it; and

the farmers straightway fell to pieces, dragging all the industry of

the country along with them.

During these three or four years (1812-1816), there was more revolution

in personal property in England, than there had been seen, in the same

space of time, since the Restoration. The terrible load which weighed

upon the people may be judged of by the fact that Cobbett was paying,

the year after the war, several hundred pounds in direct and indirect

taxes. It is not difficult, then, to understand how intolerable would

be the burden upon the land, for people whose only resource was the

land; and all the more so, that inflated prosperity had engendered

improvidence. Tea, coffee, wine, spirits, and other exciseable articles

had taken the place of beer on the tables of the farmers; their wives

and daughters had found sofas, carpets, and parlour-bells necessary

to existence. A generation had grown up which must needs _send_ its

butter and eggs to market, instead of carrying them; silk stockings

had usurped those of worsted; the fashions were finding their way into

the farm-houses. So, in a little while, the poor farmers were breaking

stones on the highway by hundreds.

But, if the LAND did not, as yet, understand Mr. Cobbett, the WORKSHOP

did. Very soon after he came out of prison, he drew the attention of

his readers to the ominous disturbance at Nottingham, on the part of

the Luddites. The change which had come over the people--that they

should break machinery, disturb the peace, and refuse to sing “God save

the King”--was ominous indeed. But how did this come to pass? Not all

at once: these things (he pointed out) had been growing up by degrees.

Disloyalty and misgovernment ever went hand in hand. The people were

beginning to see that the governing classes were occupied, as much as

any traders, in looking exclusively after their own interests, and the

interests of their adherents.

For an effectual remedy, then, there could only be a reform in

the Representation of the people. No innovation: but Reform. No

republicanism: but the ancient Constitution. “The nation never can be

itself again without a Reform,” was Cobbett’s repeated cry,--echoed, at

last, by millions of people.[4]

The brave, the undaunted Lord Cochrane was one of Mr. Cobbett’s

coadjutors. They had been near neighbours for many years past; and

when the gallant sailor was ashore, many had been the sports which

they had seen together. Cochrane’s candidature for Westminster always

had the valuable support of the _Register_; and, when the foul charge

was got up against him (purely from political motives) which hung like

a nightmare over the rest of his long life, there was no support of

his cause equal to the pages of that intrepid journal. So the two men

kept together--had long and earnest conferences over the miserable

and degraded condition of their country; and worked and waited for

the day that must surely come after all this suffering. The nation

was now entering upon the most disgraceful period of its history:

with a disreputable “first gent” in the chief seat; the pretenders to

statesmanship divided into two rival factions, concerning which it can

only be said that one was in place and had control over the country’s

resources, and the other was out of place; and the mass of the people

in a condition, comparable only to that presented by the inhabitants

of a hive of bees, in autumn, when their winter store passes into the

hands of other than the providers.

* * * * *

One day, in September, 1816, after a spring and summer of much trial,

during which the country was kept alarmed by acts of violence; mills,

frames, and threshing-machines being destroyed, and ricks of corn laid

hands on, either by fire or thieves; Cobbett had been talking to his

neighbour on these burning topics. They both agreed that, if the people

could but be enabled to see the matter in its true light, there would

be “an end to all such acts of violence, at once; and of course, to

the ignominious deaths of fathers and sons, and the miseries of wives,

children, and parents, produced in the end by these acts of violence.”

Lord Cochrane’s suggestion was, that it was in the power of Mr. Cobbett

to effect this purpose, by writing an essay upon the subject; and,

if the price of the _Register_ could for that occasion be reduced to

twopence, the desired object would be obtained.

“I said, before we parted, that this should be done. But, as

it was impossible for me to prove to the people what was _not_

the cause of their misery, without proving to them what _was_

the cause … without pointing out the _remedy_: as the remedy,

at last, came to a Reform of Parliament; and, as I still feared

that the best time was not come for urging on this great

question, I delayed, from time to time, the fulfilment of my

promise to my neighbour, who, on his part, never saw me without

pressing me hard upon the subject; and on the 2nd of November,

I wrote the No. 18, being an ‘Address to the Journeymen and

Labourers’ on the aforementioned subjects.”

There were misgivings as to the probable success of this effort: that

there would be serious loss in its production, and that it would be

premature; irresolution went so far as to countermand the instructions

to the printer. Futile misgivings these! Before the end of the month,

forty-four thousand copies had been sold of the first cheap _Register_.

And, reader, if you glance at some portions of this splendid essay,

you will not wonder at the uproar that ensued; the enthusiastic

reception on the part of the “lower orders;” the terror on the part

of officialism and prescription; the renewed malignity of the envious

press. The effect of this popularizing of the _Political Register_ was

prodigious, as we shall see; and as you will understand, if all the

numbers were anything like this first one.

“TO THE JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OF ENGLAND, WALES, SCOTLAND,

AND IRELAND, on the cause of their present miseries; on the

measures which have produced that cause; on the remedies which

some foolish and some cruel and insolent men have proposed; and

on the line of conduct which journeymen and labourers ought

to pursue, in order to obtain effectual relief, and to assist

in promoting the tranquillity, and restoring the happiness of

their country.

“Friends and Fellow-Countrymen,--

“Whatever the pride of rank, of riches, or of scholarship, may

have induced some men to believe, or to affect to believe,

the real strength and all the resources of a country ever

have sprung, and ever must spring, from the _labour_ of its

people, and hence it is, that this nation, which is so small

in numbers, and so poor in climate and soil compared with many

others, has, for many ages, been the most powerful nation in

the world: it is the most industrious, the most laborious,

and, therefore, the most powerful. Elegant dresses, superb

furniture, stately buildings, fine roads and canals, fleet

horses and carriages, numerous and stout ships, warehouses

teeming with goods; all these, and many other objects that

fall under our view, are so many works of national wealth

and resources. But all these spring from _labour_. Without

the journeyman and the labourer none of them could exist;

without the assistance of their hands, the country would be a

wilderness, hardly worth the notice of an invader.

“As it is the labour of those who toil which makes a country

abound in resources, so it is the same class of men who must,

by their arms, secure its safety, and uphold its fame. Titles

and immense sums of money have been bestowed upon numerous

naval and military commanders. Without calling the justice

of these in question, we may assert that the victories were

obtained by you and your fathers, and brothers and sons, in

co-operation with those commanders, who, with _your_ aid, have

done great and wonderful things; but who, without that aid,

would have been as impotent as children at the breast.

“With this correct idea of your own worth in your minds, with

what indignation must you hear yourselves called the populace,

the rabble, the mob, the swinish multitude; and with what

greater indignation, if possible, must you hear the projects

of these cool, and cruel, and insolent men, who, now that you

have been, without any fault of yours, brought into a state

of misery, propose to narrow the limits of parish relief, to

prevent you from marrying in the days of your youth, or to

thrust you out to seek your bread in foreign lands, never

more to behold your parents or friends? But, suppress your

indignation, until we return to this topic, after we have

considered the _cause_ of your present misery, and the measures

which have produced that cause.

“The times in which we live are full of peril. The nation,

as described by the very creatures of the Government, is

fast advancing to that period when an important change must

take place. It is the lot of mankind, that some shall labour

with their limbs, and others with their minds; and, on all

occasions, more especially on an occasion like the present,

it is the duty of the latter to come to the assistance of

the former. We are all equally interested in the peace

and happiness of our common country. It is of the utmost

importance, that in the seeking to obtain those objects, our

endeavours should be uniform, and tend all to the same point.

Such an uniformity cannot exist without an uniformity of

sentiment as to public matters, and to produce this uniformity

is the object of this address.

“As to the cause of our present miseries, it is _the enormous

amount of the taxes_, which the Government compels us to pay

for the support of its army, its placemen, its pensioners, &c.,

and for the payment of the interest of its debt. That this is

the real cause has been a thousand times proved; and it is now

so acknowledged by the creatures of the Government themselves.

Two hundred and five of the correspondents of the Board of

Agriculture ascribe the ruin of the country to _taxation_.

Numerous writers, formerly the friends of the Pitt system, now

declare, that taxation has been the cause of our distress.

Indeed, when we compare our present state to the state of

the country previous to the wars against France, we must see

that our present misery is owing to no other cause. The taxes

then annually raised amounted to about fifteen millions: they

amounted last year to seventy millions. The nation was then

happy: it is now miserable.

* * * * *

“It has been attempted to puzzle you with this sort of

question: ‘If taxes be the cause of the people’s misery, how

comes it that they were not so miserable before the taxes were

reduced as they are now?’ Here is a fallacy, which you will be

careful to detect. I know that the taxes have been reduced,

that is to say, _nominally_ reduced, but not so in fact; on the

contrary, they have in reality been greatly augmented. This has

been done by _the sleight of hand_ of paper-money. Suppose,

for instance, that four years ago I had 100 pounds to pay in

taxes, then 130 bushels of wheat would have paid my share. If I

have _now_ seventy-five pounds to pay in taxes, it will require

190 bushels of wheat to pay my share of taxes. Consequently,

though my taxes are nominally reduced, they are, in reality,

greatly augmented. This has been done by the legerdemain of

paper-money. In 1812, the pound note was worth only thirteen

shillings in silver. It is now worth twenty shillings.

Therefore, when we now pay a pound note to the tax-gatherer,

we really pay him twenty shillings, where we before paid him

thirteen shillings; and the fund-holders who lent pound notes

worth thirteen shillings each, are now paid their interest in

pounds worth twenty shillings each. And the thing is come to

what Sir Francis Burdett told the parliament it would come to.

He told them, in 1811, that if they ever attempted to pay the

interest of their debt in gold and silver, or in paper-money

equal in value to gold and silver, the farmers and tradesmen

must be ruined, and the journeymen and labourers reduced to the

last stage of misery.

“Thus, then, it is clear that it is the weight of the taxes,

under which you are sinking, which has already pressed so many

of you down into the state of paupers, and which now threatens

to deprive many of you of your existence. We next come to

consider what have been _the causes_ of this weight of taxes.

Here we must go back a little in our history; and you will soon

see that this intolerable weight has all proceeded from _the

want of a parliamentary Reform_.

“In the year 1764, soon after the present king came to the

throne, the annual interest of the debt amounted to about five

millions, and the whole of the taxes to about nine millions.

But, soon after this, a war was entered on to compel the

Americans to submit to be taxed by the parliament, _without

being represented in that parliament_. The Americans triumphed,

and, after the war was over, the annual interest of the debt

amounted to about nine millions, and the whole of the taxes to

about fifteen millions. This was our situation when the French

people began their Revolution. The French people had so long

been the slaves of a despotic Government, that the friends of

freedom in England rejoiced at their emancipation. The cause

of _reform_, which had never ceased to have supporters in

England for a great many years, now acquired new life, and the

Reformers urged the parliament to _grant reform_, instead of

going to war against the people of France. The Reformers said:

‘Give the nation _reform_, and you need fear no _revolution_.’

The parliament, instead of listening to the Reformers, crushed

them, and went to war against the people of France; and the

consequence of these wars is, that the annual interest of the

debt now amounts to forty-five millions, and the whole of

the taxes, during each of the last several years, to seventy

millions. So that these wars have added thirty-six millions a

year to the interest of the debt, and fifty-five millions a

year to the amount of the whole of the taxes! This is the price

that we have paid for having checked (for it is only _checked_)

the progress of liberty in France; for having forced upon that

people the family of Bourbon, and for having enabled another

branch of that same family to restore the bloody Inquisition

which Napoleon had put down.”

After a graphic sketch of the oppressions and the struggles, which

obtained in France, and which produced the great Revolution, the writer

proceeds:--

“It seems, at first sight, very strange that the Government

should not have taken warning in time. But it had so long

been in the habit of _despising the people_, that its mind

was incapable of entertaining any notion of danger from the

oppressions heaped upon them. It was surrounded with panders

and parasites, who told it nothing but flattering falsehoods;

and it saw itself supported by 250,000 bayonets, which it

thought irresistible.… And if you ask me how the ministers, and

the noblesse, and the priesthood, who generally know pretty

well how to take care of themselves; if you ask me how it came

to pass that they did not _take warning in time_, I answer,

that they _did_ take warning, but that, seeing that the change

which was coming would deprive them of a great part of their

power and emoluments, they resolved to _resist the change_, and

to destroy the country, if possible, rather than not have all

its wealth and power to themselves.

* * * * *

“You have been represented by the _Times_ newspaper, by the

_Courier_, by the _Morning Post_, by the _Morning Herald_,

and others, as the Scum of Society. They say that you have no

business at public meetings; that you are rabble, and that you

pay no taxes. These insolent hirelings, who wallow in wealth,

would not be able to put their abuse of you in print, were

it not for your labour. You create all that is an object of

taxation; for, even the land itself would be good for nothing

without your labour. But are you _not_ taxed? Do you pay no

taxes? One of the correspondents of the Board of Agriculture

has said that care has been taken to lay as little tax as

possible on the articles used by you. One would wonder how a

man could be found impudent enough to put an assertion like

this upon paper. But the people of this country have so long

been insulted by such men, that the insolence of the latter

knows no bounds.

“The tax-gatherers do not, indeed, come to you and demand

money of you; but there are few articles which you use, in the

purchase of which you do not pay a tax. On your shoes, salt,

beer, malt, hops, tea, sugar, candles, soap, paper, coffee,

spirits, glass of your windows, bricks and tiles, tobacco. On

all these, and many other articles, you pay a tax, and even on

your loaf you pay a tax, because everything is taxed from which

the loaf proceeds. In several cases the tax amounts to more

than one-half of what you pay for the article itself; these

taxes go, in part, to support sinecure placemen and pensioners;

and the ruffians of the hired press call you the Scum of

Society, and deny that you have any right to show your faces at

any public meeting to petition for a Reform, or for the removal

of any abuse whatever! Mr. Preston, whom I quoted before, and

who is a member of parliament, and has a large estate, says

upon this subject, ‘Every family, even of the poorest labourer,

consisting of five persons, may be considered as paying in

indirect taxes, at least ten pounds a year, or more than half

his wages at seven shillings a week!’ And yet the insolent

hirelings call you the _mob_, the _rabble_, the _scum_, the

_swinish multitude_, and say that your voice is nothing; that

you have no business at public meetings; and that you are, and

ought to be, considered as nothing in the body politic! Shall

we never see the day when these men will change their tone?

Will they never cease to look upon you as brutes? I trust they

will change their tone, and that the day of the change is _at

no great distance_!

* * * * *

“With what feelings must you look upon the condition of your

country, where the increase of the people is now looked upon as

a curse! Thus, however, has it always been, in all countries,

where taxes have produced excessive misery. Our countryman, Mr.

Gibbon, in his history of the Decline and Fall of the Roman

Empire, has the following passage:--

“‘The horrid practice of murdering their new-born infants

was become every day more frequent in the provinces. It was

the effect of _distress_, and the distress was principally

occasioned by the intolerable burden of taxes, and by the

vexations as well as cruel prosecutions of the officers of the

Revenue against their insolvent debtors. The less opulent or

less industrious part of mankind, instead of rejoicing at an

increase of family, deemed it an act of paternal tenderness

to release the children from the impending miseries of a life

which they themselves were unable to support.’

“But that which took place under the base Emperor Constantine,

will not take place in England. You will not murder your

new-born infants, nor will you, to please the corrupt and the

insolent, debar yourselves from enjoyments to which you are

invited by the very first of nature’s laws. It is, however,

a disgrace to the country, that men should be found in it,

capable of putting ideas so insolent upon paper. So, then,

a young man arm-in-arm with a rosy-cheeked girl, must be a

spectacle of evil omen! What! and do they imagine that you are

thus to be _extinguished_, because some of you are now (without

any fault of yours) unable to find work? As far as you were

wanted to labour, to fight, or to pay taxes, you were welcome,

and they boasted of your numbers; but now that your country has

been brought into a state of misery, these corrupt and insolent

men are busied with schemes for getting rid of you. Just as if

you had not as good a right to live, and to love, and to marry

as they have! They do not purpose--far from it--to check the

breeding of sinecure placemen and pensioners, who are supported

in part by the taxes which you help to pay. They say not a word

about the _whole families_ who are upon the pension list. In

many cases, there are sums granted in trust for the children of

such a lord or such a lady. And while labourers and journeymen,

who have large families too, are actually paying taxes for the

support of these lords’ and ladies’ children, these cruel and

insolent men propose that they shall have no relief, and their

having children ought to be _checked_! To such a subject no

words can do justice. You will feel as you ought to feel; and

to the effect of your feelings I leave these cruel and insolent

men.”

The following paragraph is against the republicans, of which there were

many advocates, born of the troublous times:--

“I know of no enemy of reform, and of the happiness of the

country, so great as that man who would persuade you that we

possess _nothing good_, and that all must be torn to pieces.

There is no principle, no precedent, no regulation (except

as to mere matter of detail), favourable to freedom, which

is not to be found in the laws of England or in the example

of our ancestors. Therefore, I say, we may ask for, and we

want, _nothing new_. We have great constitutional laws and

principles, to which we are immovably attached. We want great

_alteration_, but we want nothing new. Alteration, modification

to suit the times and circumstances; but the great principles

ought to be, and must be, the same, or else confusion will

follow. It was the misfortune of the French people, that they

had no great and settled principles to refer to in their laws

or history. They sallied forth and inflicted vengeance on their

oppressors; but, for want of settled principles to which to

refer, they fell into confusion; they massacred each other;

they next flew to a military chief to protect them even against

themselves; and the result has been what we too well know.

Let us, therefore, congratulate ourselves, that we have great

constitutional principles and laws, to which we can refer, and

to which we are attached.

* * * * *

When journeymen find their wages reduced, they should take

time to _reflect on the real cause_ before they fly upon their

employers, who are, in many cases, in as great, or greater,

distress than themselves. How many of these employers have, of

late, gone to jail for debt, and left helpless families behind

them! The employer’s trade falls off. His goods are reduced in

price. His stock loses the half of its value. He owes money. He

is ruined; and how can he continue to pay high wages? The cause

of his ruin is the _weight of the taxes_, which presses so

heavily on us all, that we lose the power of purchasing goods.

But it is certain that a great many, a very large portion,

of the farmers, tradesmen, and manufacturers, have, by their

supineness and want of public spirit, contributed towards the

bringing of this ruin upon themselves and upon you. They have

_skulked_ from their public duty. They have kept aloof from, or

opposed, all measures for a redress of grievances; and, indeed,

they still skulk, though ruin and destruction stare them in

the face.… Instead of coming forward to apply for a reduction

of those taxes which are pressing them as well as you to the

earth, what are they doing? Why, they are applying to the

Government to add to their receipts by passing _Corn Bills_;

by preventing _foreign wool_ from being imported; and many

other such silly schemes. Instead of asking for a reduction of

taxes, they are asking for the _means of paying taxes_! Instead

of asking for the abolition of sinecure places and pensions,

they pray to be enabled to continue to pay the amount of those

places and pensions! They know very well that the salaries of

the judges and of many other persons were greatly raised, some

years ago, on the ground of the rise in the price of labour and

provisions; why, then, do they not ask to have those salaries

_reduced_ now that _labour_ is reduced? Why do they not apply

to the case of the judges and others, the arguments which they

apply to you? They can talk boldly enough to you; but they are

too great cowards to talk to the Government, even in the way of

petition!

* * * * *

I have no room, nor have I any desire, to appeal to your

passions upon this occasion. I have laid before you, with all

the clearness I am master of, the causes of our misery, the

measures which have led to those causes, and I have pointed out

what appears to me to be the only remedy--namely, a reform of

the Commons’, or people’s, House of Parliament. I exhort you

to proceed in a peaceable and lawful manner; but, at the same

time, to proceed with zeal and resolution in the attainment of

this object. If the skulkers will not join you, if the ‘decent

fire-side’ gentry still keep aloof, proceed by yourselves.

Any man can draw up a petition, and any man can carry it up

to London, with instructions to deliver it into trusty hands,

to be presented whenever the House shall meet. Some further

information as to this matter in a future number. In the

meanwhile, I remain, your friend, WM. COBBETT.”

Such, then, was the clarion, which was to awaken the working-classes

of England; to systematize their thoughts, and to give definiteness to

their aims.

And such was, also, the stuff which was to terrify, for a little while

longer, our dear old friends “Law and Order.” While the hundreds of

thousands were welcoming this new gospel, were learning a practicable

path for their bewildered feet: the partisans of Government were

absolutely dazed, blinded, with terror; and their horror at the

growth of liberal opinions (otherwise, “the floodgates of sedition”)

completely disabled them from discussing domestic politics with any

semblance of calmness. As for the mediocrities in power,--they had

succeeded in keeping out the shifty Whigs; but here was a third party

coming to the front, with claims as good as their own, and promising

to acquire a force which they might withstand in vain. Ministers, in

short, were alarmed; and they announced their resolve, in the words of

Lord Liverpool, to pursue the “Stern path of Duty!” Lord Sidmouth (now

Home Secretary), whose qualities for statesmanship no person, other

than his royal patron, had been able to discover since he left the

Speaker’s chair in 1802,--was at his wits’ end. And minor lights, as

Mr. Wilberforce, sighed and groaned over so much blasphemy as was rife,

Cobbett’s being “the most pernicious of all.”

The course of the Stern Path, as regards the subject of these pages,

must be described in another chapter. Meanwhile, the immediate

consequences of the publication of the first cheap _Register_ remain to

be noted.

All sorts of means were taken to hinder the circulation of the now

ubiquitous journal. Booksellers who sold the _Register_ were threatened

with loss of custom; publicans were threatened with the withdrawal of

their licences; hawkers and pedlars were threatened with the police.

Cheap opposition pamphlets were started.[5] The newspapers, which had

been pretty quiet concerning Mr. Cobbett’s merits, ever since 1812,

now began again:[6] the _New Times_ coming out with a specially grand

affair, headed “COBBETT against COBBETT,” which was subsequently issued

as a broadside.

And a very serious charge did they bring against this “_convicted

libeller_,” this “_firebrand_,” this “_brutal ruffian_,” this

“_convicted incendiary_,” this “_hoary miscreant_,” and his “_ferocious

journal_.”[7] In what, then, had he manifested this brutality,--this

ferocity? By lacerating the naked back of another of his labourers?

Running off with another man’s wife? Setting fire to barns and ricks?

Defrauding the stock-exchange?

None, none of these things. The criminal was proved, by overwhelming

evidence,--“out of his own mouth” indeed--to have formerly denounced

Reform!!! Sad fellow!

FOOTNOTES

[1] This reverend gentleman’s memory is still green, down at Botley.

T---- (_æt._) 81 will tell you of his being horsewhipped by the parish

doctor; and of his being called by Mr. Cobbett an abominable liar, at

which the assembled villagers cheered. Baker wanted the parish clerk

to thrash his wife for not going to church, and showed him the size of

stick with which he might legally do it. He was forthwith told to try

it on Mrs. Baker first. H---- (_æt._) 78 will call to mind the doctor

and the parson “having sparring-bouts together in the vestry.” This

man tells a good story about Cobbett, who wanted his people to work,

on some special occasion, on a Sunday, agreeing beforehand to pay them

double. The day’s work being done, a grand dinner was provided, during

which C. went round the table and put everybody’s money in front of

him. This being done, he said, “Now, if you do go to h---- for working

on a Sunday, don’t go and say you ben’t paid!”

[2] News from the provinces, in February, 1814:--

“Hampshire.--Mr. Cobbett continues to write his celebrated _Political

Register_ from his estate at Botley, in this county, uniting in his

own person, in their completest sense, the character of agriculturist,

patriot, and man of letters. Some of his late numbers, on the novel

positions and pretensions of the belligerent powers, are distinguished

above all his former writings for their masculine eloquence, power of

reasoning, and courageous delineation of truth.”--_Monthly Magazine_,

xxxvii. 93.

[3] Cobbett got up a requisition for a county meeting, but the High

Sheriff refused to entertain the plan. Being thus foiled, he actually

sent up a petition to the House of Lords, praying them not to pass any

law to prohibit or restrain the importation of corn. Earl Stanhope was

prepared to present the petition, but received it too late.

[4] “At this time [1816] the writings of William Cobbett suddenly

became of great authority; they were read on nearly every cottage

hearth in the manufacturing districts of South Lancashire, in those

of Leicester, Derby, and Nottingham; also in many of the Scotch

manufacturing towns. Their influence was speedily visible; he directed

his readers to the true cause of their sufferings--misgovernment; and

to its proper corrective--Parliamentary reform. Riots soon became

scarce, and from that time they have never obtained their ancient vogue

with the labourers of this country.… Instead of riots and destruction

of property, Hampden clubs were now established in many of our large

towns and the villages and districts around them. Cobbett’s books were

printed in a cheap form; the labourers read them, and thenceforward

became deliberate and systematic in their proceedings.”--Samuel

Bamford: “Passages in the Life of a Radical” (London, 1844).

[5] _E.g._, “The Friend of the People,” price threepence,

“occasionally” (Chapple, Pall Mall). Of this there were five

“occasions.”

“Anti-Cobbett; or, The Weekly Patriotic Register” (from the _New

Times_), which appeared about eight times.

“The Detector; an Occasional Paper” (Hatchard). We cannot “detect” the

existence of more than four such papers.

These were all on similar lines: extracts from, and references to, the

days of Porcupine, spiced with transparent falsehood.

[6] “We believe it is now some five or six years since the _Times_

journal put down the work entitled _Cobbett’s Weekly Register_,

and sunk its author into obscurity and contempt.… Since that time

we had thought that his journal had wholly dropped to the ground,

some other writers, such as those of the _Independent Whig_ and

_Examiner_, who were more virulent and impudent than himself, having

sprung up. We learned, however, lately, that Cobbett’s _Register_

was still in existence, having crept on in obscurity for a series of

years.”--_Times_, Nov. 14, 1816.

[7] For the context, whence these choice epithets are extracted, _vide_

_Quarterly Review_, 1816-17, _passim_.

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