AN UNPLEASANT DILEMMA.

Morland once received an invitation to Barnet, and was hastening thither

with Hassell and another friend, when he was stopped at Whetstone

turnpike by a lumber or jockey cart, driven by two persons, one of them

a chimney-sweep, who were disputing with the toll-gatherer. Morland

endeavored to pass, when one of the wayfarers cried, "What! Mr. Morland,

won't you speak to a body!" The artist endeavored to elude further

greeting, but this was not to be; the other bawled out so lustily, that

Morland was obliged to recognize at last his companion and croney,

Hooper, a tinman and pugilist. After a hearty shake of the hand, the

boxer turned to his neighbor the chimney-sweep and said, "Why, Dick,

don't you know this here gentleman? 'tis my friend Mr. Morland." The

sooty charioteer smiling a recognition, forced his unwelcome hand upon

his brother of the brush; they then both whipt their horses and

departed. This rencontre mortified Morland very sensibly; he declared

that he knew nothing of the chimney-sweep, and that he was forced upon

him by the impertinence of Hooper: but the artist's habits made the

story generally believed, and "Sweeps, your honor," was a joke which he

was often obliged to hear.

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