CHAPTER VII

LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS

It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the

supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine

unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless

delusions of old age. Thus, much that furnished thrills in earlier days

has departed.

They were creepy enough, those ancient tales. And in most instances

they were vouched for as strictly true by people whose reputations for

veracity were beyond dispute.

The Ghost in the Milk Dairy

Take the story of the milk pans as an example. The people who occupied

the milk pan infested residence were an intelligent church going family

of the highest standing. They were not superstitious and in fact

regarded their spooky experiences as a joke. They had a dairy farm at

a period when cream separators were unknown.

The process at that time was to “set” the milk in shallow tin pans

and skim off the cream when the milk had become sour. The cream was

then made into butter. Where there were quite a number of cows, a

considerable stack of these tin pans was required. Such as were not in

use would be placed in an orderly pile on a high shelf in the milk room.

Therefore, it can be readily understood that if one of these pans was

to slide off the shelf to the floor, it would make a loud noise.

Now, suppose the farmer and his family were sitting around the evening

lamp and all at once an unearthly din in the milk room should indicate

that a dozen or perhaps two dozen of those six-quart milk pans had

rolled from the top shelf to the floor, we would naturally expect one

or more members of the family to go at once to investigate.

Well, this highly respectable and truthful family would do nothing

of the kind. They would remain quietly reading the weekly paper, or

knitting, or popping corn, according to age and disposition; because

they knew no milk pans had stirred an inch. It was merely the spook

amusing himself.

The Spook Story of the Runaway Horse

A family lived on a back hilly road, and where the highway passed

their house it was quite steep. Comparatively few teams would be seen

during the day and still fewer would be abroad at night. It therefore

might be expected that when all the sounds of a horse galloping wildly

down the road with a rattling wagon at his heels should be heard, the

people would rush to the windows and doors to find out whose horse was

subjecting his driver to probable injury or sudden death; but they

didn’t--at least after the first few times. They knew no horse was

running away; it was only the spook.

And still there are people in this age of jazz who think the “old

times” had no excitement.

Most of the practical jokes of the spook were harmless, but in a given

instance he seems to have gone rather too far.

Table Tipping and a Victim

As could be expected a certain number of people were disposed to take

these “manifestations” quite seriously, regardless of the ridicule of

their neighbors. A group of these seekers after occult knowledge had

gathered one evening to engage in their favorite avocation of “table

tipping,” and were unusually favored with “signs.” The small table

around which they were seated became so totally unmindful of the force

of gravity that a recent novitiate of corpulent figure was induced to

seat himself upon it to keep it in place. No sooner had he taken his

position than the table began to float about the room.

It was a triumphant moment for the believers. They were succeeding

beyond their wildest anticipations. The table, after various

oscillations, approached the stairway, still carrying the portly

investigator. Clinging to it were a number of enthusiasts who stumbled

up the stairway well toward the top. Suddenly the invisible force

weakened, and the table with its burden, fell with a crash.

The victim was considerably bruised but otherwise physically uninjured.

His vanity had however received a hard jolt and he took no further part

in the séances.

* * * * *

There is significance in the fact that although most people of the

rural districts long ago lost interest in “spirit” phenomena, it has

lately engaged the attention of city dwellers to an increasing extent.

Such investigations passed under the ban of country people because of

the current impression that they were generally demoralizing in their

influence. Those who maintained the churches were skeptical and this

developed antagonisms, which affected attendance upon church and Sunday

school. The “ouija board” is about all there is left of the old time

manifestations in rural New England.

The Story of the Ouija Board

But even the ouija board can carry consternation to the wayward.

A New England youth of unusually good looks became impressed with

the idea that his face could easily be made to be his fortune. The

matrimonial route seemed to be easiest and after a short courtship he

became the husband of a woman of considerable wealth. To be sure she

was quite deaf and some forty years his senior, but there could be many

collateral diversions. His elation was short lived. The old lady had

not lived so many years without acquiring wisdom. She promptly added

to her other bridal accessories a “ouija” with which she soon became

proficient.

Before his marriage the young husband had made the acquaintance of

numerous fair ones of whom chorus girls seemed the most congenial. But

he soon found it wise to avoid their company. With her faithful ouija,

his wife could have him shadowed at all hours of the day. It was too

uncanny. He became the most docile and punctilious of husbands.

Coincidence often assumes an uncanny resemblance to the so-called

supernatural. Instances in which a certain type of dream was followed

by disaster are common to all classes of people. But what is to be said

of “signs” during waking hours? as for example the following legend of

a highly intelligent married couple who would have scorned to palm off

such a narrative unless authentic.

The Unreal Arrival of Uncle Mark

Late one summer evening these middle-aged parents of a considerable

family had just retired to rest, the younger people being long since

abed and asleep. All at once the silence of the farm was broken by the

sound of a horse and buggy coming rapidly up the main road, and which

turned from the highway, passed through the yard and up a driveway into

the horse barn. The farmer and his wife exchanged glances, one of them

remarking that “Uncle Mark,” a brother of the farmer, was evidently

making one of his customary unannounced visits.

Then followed the familiar sounds of the horse being detached from

the buggy and led into the stall. The farmer hastily readjusting his

clothing, took the lamp and went down stairs to admit the visitor.

Seeing and hearing no one he went down the porch and crossed the yard

to the barn. He found no strange horse, wagon or driver.

When the wife was told that what they had both heard so distinctly was

a delusion, she looked very grave.

“That means bad news,” was all she said.

The farmer and his wife went to bed and let us hope they slept

the sleep of the just. The next morning a telegram announced the

sudden death of a near relative. It would be hard to convince any of

their descendants that this fine old couple had betrayed any weak

superstitious delusions in describing this mysterious combination of

happenings.

* * * * *

It is probable that the experienced traveling salesman is about as near

immune to superstitious thrills as any type of citizen, but in one

specific case even his iron nerve gave way.

The Locked Door Which Swung Open

A young man of exceptional vigor and equipoise, traveling through a

hilly country, had occasion to make a late journey across a mountain.

The road was poor and the traveling tedious and he found that he had

sadly miscalculated the time required to complete the trip. He decided

to stop at the first likely looking farmhouse and beg for a chance to

stay over night.

By this time it was very dark but he was able to get a glimpse of

two or three cabins on the way that seemed too utterly unattractive

for consideration. Finally he came to a more commodious looking

establishment and decided to go no further if he could possibly avoid

it. Stopping his horse in front of the house he hallooed several times.

There was no answer, so inferring the inhabitants were sound sleepers,

the young man concluded to first find shelter for his horse and then

come back and in some way or other secure a night’s lodging for himself.

An outbuilding was located and unharnessing his horse, he tied him to a

beam and after giving the animal some hay and a bedding of the same,

he went back to the farmhouse, intending to pound on the door until he

aroused the inmates. But he did not pound on the door.

As the weary traveler approached the front step, the door began to

turn, swung around slowly and finally stood wide open. There was not

the slightest noise nor sign of any human agency associated with the

door. Every individual hair arose on the young man’s head. He thought

with joy and relief of that good, faithful animal munching his dry hay.

He hastened back to the shed, lay down as near the horse as safety

would permit, and so managed to pass the night.

At daybreak he resumed his journey, but before leaving he observed

positive evidences that the house was uninhabited. The door was locked!

It is probable that had the salesman had the time and disposition to

make a careful daylight inspection of the vacant house, he might have

discovered some perfectly natural cause for the mysterious actions of

the front door. But his curiosity was not very active just then.

* * * * *

In another instance, the investigations of a traveling salesman nearly

caused a case of sudden death by heart failure.

The Joke Played on the Hotel Porter

This young man found himself marooned for the Sabbath at a little

hotel in a back country town. Sunday afternoon, finding nothing better

to do, he proceeded to put the blasé hotel clerk through a third

degree examination in regard to any local points of interest which

might alleviate the general tiresomeness of the situation. The only

interesting feature apparently possessed by the town was a haunted

house guaranteed to be genuine in every respect.

There was the usual legend of some ghastly tragedy, and the record of

spookish antics, frequently associated with such histories. Altogether

the salesman was disposed to consider this a real find and worth

looking after.

The most conspicuous member of the hotel staff was a colored porter.

Bland and attentive, this young man took his position very seriously

indeed. The salesman became very chummy with the porter. He found

several occasions to utilize his services and showed his appreciation

by liberal tips. It therefore seemed only natural to the porter that

the salesman should propose that he have his company for an evening’s

stroll to look over the town, especially as the suggestion was

associated with the promise of an extra half dollar.

In his conversation with the clerk, the salesman had learned the

general location of the haunted house, and waiting until it was quite

dark he started out in that direction with his escort. He remarked on

the darkness of the night, saying it was just the kind of a night for

ghosts to be on duty. Finally he asked his companion if he knew of any

haunted houses in town. The porter rather reluctantly admitted that he

did know of one and that they were getting pretty near to it.

By this time the porter had evidently lost interest in the excursion

and suggested that he would be needed at the hotel. He was, however,

prevailed upon to go a little further. Shortly afterward, there loomed

up a large old-fashioned dwelling surrounded by considerable grounds

which he pronounced to be the haunted house. It was uninhabited, of

course.

The porter again urged that he would be needed at the hotel, but the

salesman insisted that he must get a little nearer before going back.

When nearly opposite the house, he stopped and took a careful look at

the building which now looked dismal enough in the dim starlight.

The salesman was possessed of a voice that he could make unusually

penetrating. He suddenly gave a tremendous leap backward and yelled in

a most agonizing tone.

“Great Heavens! What is that?”

But his companion did not answer. He disappeared down the road at a

pace that no professional sprinter could excel.

* * * * *

In “the good old days” a ghost seems to have generally appeared

to investigate any unusually spectacular murder. This came about

according to custom following the celebrated pedlar mystery.

The Pedlar Who Disappeared

A German Jew had built up a profitable trade among the farmers in a

certain section and was looked for every summer by his customers. He

traveled with a horse and cart and carried a considerable stock of

silks for dresses and heavy black broadcloth for men’s suits. Another

item of considerable importance in his business was a choice stock of

Paisley shawls.

The prosperous farmer of that period was expected to provide his wife

with at least one black silk dress in addition to the one she may have

had as a part of her wedding outfit, the shawl adding the final touch

of elegance to her wardrobe.

Naturally the wife would expect her husband to be dressed according to

her standard, and that meant at least one new broadcloth suit every

ten or fifteen years. Therefore the pedlar could always count upon a

considerable number of sales and it can be taken for granted that he

made at least a fair profit.

It was, however, often necessary for him to extend credit as actual

money was very scarce in those times. But he knew his customers and

rather encouraged this class of business.

One season the pedlar made his usual rounds, did a considerable credit

business, delivering his goods as usual and--was never seen again.

The farmers who had provided themselves with funds to settle their

accounts could not understand the case. The pedlar was apparently the

last man of their acquaintance to neglect his collections. Time passed,

the year rolled around and nothing was heard. It was indeed a mystery.

One day a marvelous story went the rounds. A well-known young man

announced that he could keep his secret no longer. He had a confession

to make.

He said that about the time of the pedlar’s last visit, returning home

one evening, he had overtaken two men on a lonely road through the

woods, who were carrying a heavy burden wrapped in a blanket. Finding

they were discovered the men had required him, on penalty of death, to

help them bury a man’s body. It was the pedlar.

Pressed for details as to the identity of the probable murderers, he

named two well-known business men of a nearby town who, presumably,

tempted by the large sums of money habitually carried by the pedlar,

had committed the crime.

The accused were naturally placed under arrest, but their denials of

the crime were not vehement as might have been expected, but were

calmly contemptuous. They arranged their affairs as best they could

and settled down to endure confinement in the county jail as patiently

as possible until the next session of court. There does not seem to

have been any evidence to corroborate the testimony of the principal

witness, and when he later appeared before the county prosecutor and

told him the alleged confession was merely a romance suggested to his

mind through a badly distorted sense of humor, there was nothing

further to be done with the alleged murderers except to release them.

While in these latter days such a hoax on the authorities would likely

prove unpleasant to the joker, he apparently escaped any legal penalty.

But he found it expedient to shortly leave the neighborhood, as the

theory was promptly advanced that the original confession was really

justified, but that the witness had in some manner been induced by the

accused parties to retract, probably by a liberal bribe. His later

prosperity in a large New England city was generally attributed to this

source by censorious former neighbors, although others, probably better

informed, were aware that he was a highly paid and valued employee in a

large mercantile establishment.

This would seem to be the logical end of this narrative, but although

the subsequent history of the case can be rather briefly told, what has

been heretofore stated is but the beginning of the story.

Those who had been accused of the crime did not follow the example of

the unreliable witness, but remained to spend the balance of their

days attending to their usual occupations in the town where they had

lived so long. One of these men was considerably older than the other,

and although there had been no special intimacy apparent between the

two from year to year, when the older man eventually developed what

promised to be a fatal illness, the other promptly gave over his

business to a subordinate and took up his abode at the home of the sick

man. Day after day, and in fact night after night, he was always at

the invalid’s call and it was generally and plausibly reported that no

one was left alone with the sick man from that time until his death.

Naturally those who enjoyed the sensational, immediately assumed that

the attendant was afraid to permit his former alleged associate in

crime any opportunity for private conversation with others lest he

unburden his mind by a confession.

Enter the ghost!

During the last years of the man so carefully watched by his partner,

he lived in a large old-fashioned house on a back street, surrounded

by ample grounds. The household consisted solely of himself and an

elderly woman acting as a domestic. The man was to a considerable

extent a recluse, but whenever he had occasion to leave his home after

nightfall, which was seldom, his housekeeper would immediately make

haste to visit a friend. She declared that nothing would induce her

to stay in alone at night, because of numerous uncanny noises and

especially certain dismal groans proceeding from some never fully

revealed part of the house. Coincidentally with the death of the owner

these spookish manifestations ceased. Many long years have passed

since that time and the house is still standing in good preservation.

It has been occupied by different families during this time and only

the oldest inhabitants remember that at one time it was regarded as

harboring a ghost.

All the actors in this tragedy or comedy have long since passed away,

but the legend persists as one of the most unique old-time mysteries of

New England.

The skeptical reader might easily dismiss the foregoing history as

being in all probability the result of too much imagination and rural

credulity, but those who vouch for another story of “hants” are still

living and their testimony is absolutely beyond question.

The Sudden Discontinuance of the “Spirit Raps”

A young couple with an infant child occupied a typical New England

house located on a thriving farm. The house was in a good state of

preservation and the residents were healthy and normal in every

respect. Their sleeping room, however, became widely noted among their

acquaintances. It was fairly infested with “spirit raps.”

The exhibit was usually about as follows: Soon after retiring and while

perhaps getting into the drowsy stage that borders upon dreamland, a

series of raps would suddenly start on the ceiling and pass diagonally

across the room. After moving from the farthest corner the raps would

gradually seem to come down the wall at the head of the bed, at which

point raps would be heard on the wooden headboard and upon the pillows.

This occurred on numerous occasions and became quite a nuisance.

One evening the young couple went to bed unusually fatigued from a hard

day’s exertions. Just as they settled down to sleep, the raps started

in louder than usual. Exasperated by these unwelcome noises, the

husband suddenly expressed his mind. He told his wife that he wished

those certain kind of spirits would go back to Hades where they came

from and let him sleep.

It was not surprising that he should have lost patience, but it was

surprising that the raps did then and there cease, never again to be

heard.

* * * * *

Another old-time story of the mysterious was told by a young woman

whose Puritanic regard for strict veracity was almost a joke to her

friends.

The Supernatural Illumination

With her young child in the cradle, she was sitting in the early

evening in a room which looked out upon an open space of ground

including the driveway. Save for the child, she was absolutely alone

in the house. It was a very thick, starless night, threatening rain.

At her back as she sat in the darkness, resting from her labors and

thinking that she must get a light and do some sewing, there was a

window almost entirely hidden by vines which were allowed to shade that

part of the room, there being other windows to furnish light.

Suddenly there flashed on the wall before her a bright reflection of

the vine-covered window, the frame standing out clear and distinct as

though there were no vines at all. She looked at this reflection with

great astonishment a moment, sprang to her feet, opened the door and

started out on the porch which commanded a complete view of the entire

front of the house and the open field beyond. There was not a sound nor

a sign of anybody abroad. It is asked in the Scriptures if a woman can

forget her sucking child, but in this instance she could, for she ran

down the road like a wild thing to a nearby house, where she secured

the companionship and moral support of a kindly old woman, and returned

for the protection of her sleeping infant.

To the present generation these tales of the supernatural would be

generally regarded as rubbish. Those who lived in years of maturity a

half century ago would hardly be inclined to so classify them. On the

contrary, they would regard them as unsolved mysteries existing at the

time, often amusing and seldom terrifying. Let those of that era be the

judges.

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