A PLOT TO "SQUARE UP"
"Phew! but this is a real picnic!" came softly from Phil. "He's as kind
as they make 'em, isn't he?"
"It's a jolly shame," grumbled the senator's son. "To make us stay in
this stuffy classroom on such a fine evening as this."
"I am glad I finished with my lessons," was Dave's comment. "But I am
sorry for you two. But, as there is no help for it, we might as well get
to work. The sooner begun, the sooner done, you know." And he began to
write away vigorously on one of the pads the teacher had pointed out to
them.
"I wish old Haskers had to write it himself," growled Roger, as he, too,
went at the task. "Oh, but isn't he the mean one! I don't see why the
doctor keeps him."
"He's smart, that's why," answered Phil. "I wish we could get square for
this. I'm sure Doctor Clay would have excused us, had he known the
facts. I've a good mind to go to him about it."
"Don't you do it, Phil," cried Dave. "It's not worth it. Get to
work--and we'll think about squaring up afterwards."
In a minute more all three of the boys were writing as rapidly as their
fingers could travel over the paper. Roger was the best penman of the
three and finished several minutes before the others. He began to walk
up and down the room, whistling softly to himself.
"Yes, I go in for squaring up with old Haskers," he said, rather loudly.
"He's about as mean----" And then he stopped short, as the door swung
open and the second assistant appeared.
"Huh!" he snorted. "Were you alluding to me, Master Morr?" he demanded.
Roger stammered, and his face turned red.
"Her--here are the words," he stammered.
"Two hundred, eh? Well, you may write a hundred more, and after this be
careful of what you say." And then Job Haskers turned to Dave and Phil.
"That is all right, you two can go."
"Can I stay with Roger?" asked Dave.
"No, I shall remain here myself," was the cold answer, and then Dave and
Phil had to leave.
"I'll wager Roger feels like hugging him," was Phil's comment. "He will
want to get square now, sure."
The two boys went out on the campus for awhile and then up to their
dormitory, where they found a small crowd assembled, some talking, and a
few studying. The door to the adjoining dormitory was open, and there
Luke Watson was playing on a banjo, while another student was singing a
negro song in a subdued voice.
"I say, Dave, will you explain something to me?" said a voice from a
corner. The question came from Chip Macklin, Gus Plum's former toady.
The small boy was working over a sheet of algebra sums.
"Certainly," said Dave, readily, and sat down by the other's side. "Now,
what is it? Oh, I see. I got twisted on that myself once. This is the
proper equation, and you can reduce it this way," and he was soon deep
in the problem, with Chip looking on admiringly. When the problem had
been worked out and explained in detail, the small boy was very
grateful.
"And, Dave," he went on, in a low tone, "I--I want to tell you
something. Be on your guard against Plum and Nat Poole."
"Why?"
"Because they are plotting mischief. I heard them talking in the gym. I
don't know what it is about, but they are surely up to something."
"I'll remember, Chip, and much obliged," answered Dave, and then he
turned to the other boys, leaving the small youth to finish his
examples.
"Hello, where have you been?" came from stout and lazy Buster Beggs. He
was sprawled out on the end of a couch. "I noticed you didn't get to
supper till late, and went right off, directly you had finished."
"Had a special session with Haskers," answered Dave. "He wants me to
improve my handwriting."
There was a smile at this, for all the boys knew what it meant.
"Oh, that fellow is a big peach, he is!" came from Sam Day, who sat in
one of the windows. "Yesterday, he made me stay in just because I asked
Tolliver for a lead pencil."
"He was mad because Polly Vane caught him in an error in grammar," added
another youth. "Didn't you, Polly?" he added, addressing a rather
girlish-looking boy who sat near Chip Macklin.
"I did," was the soft answer. "It was rather a complicated sentence, but
perfectly clear to me," explained the boy.
"I don't wonder, for Polly fairly lives on grammar and language," put in
Phil. "I don't believe anybody could trip him up," and this compliment
made Bertram Vane blush like a girl. He was in reality one of the best
scholars in the academy.
"Which puts me in mind of a story," came from one of the cots. "An----"
"Hello, are you awake, Shadow?" cried Sam Day. "I thought you were
snoozing."
"So I was, but I am slept out, and feel better now. As I was saying, an
old farmer and a college professor went out rowing together. Says the
college professor, 'Can you do sums in algebra?' 'No,' answers the
farmer. 'Then you have missed a great opportunity,' says the professor.
Just then the boat struck a rock and went over. 'Save me!' yells the
professor. 'Can't you swim?' asked the farmer. 'No.' 'Then you have lost
the chance of your life!' says the farmer, and strikes out and leaves
the professor to take care of himself."
"Two hundredth time!" came in a solemn voice from the doorway to the
next room.
"Wha--what do you mean? I never told any story two hundred times," cried
Shadow Hamilton. "And that puts me in mind----"
"Shadow, if you tell another as bad as that, I'll heave you out of the
window," came from Sam Day. "That has moss on it three inches th----"
"Oh, I know you, Lazy; you're jealous, that's all. You couldn't tell a
story if you stood on your head."
"Can you, Shadow?" and then a general laugh went up, in the midst of
which the door opened, and Job Haskers entered. On catching sight of the
unpopular teacher, Sam Day lost no time in sliding from the window-sill
to a chair.
"Boys, we cannot permit so much noise up here!" cried Job Haskers. "And
that constant strumming on a banjo must be stopped. Master Day, were
you sitting in the window?"
"I--er--I think I was," stammered Sam.
"You are aware that is against the rules. If you fell out, the Hall
management would be held responsible. After school to-morrow you can
write the words, 'Window-sill,' two hundred times. Hamilton, get up, and
straighten out that cot properly. I am ashamed of you." And then the
hated teacher passed on to the next dormitory.
"I told you to get out of the window," said Macklin, as soon as they
were alone. "I was caught that way myself once, and so was Gus Plum."
"Lazy is going to learn how to write a little better, too," said Dave,
with a grin.
At that moment Roger came in, looking thoroughly disgusted.
"Made me write half of it over again," he explained. "Oh, it's simply
unbearable! Say, I am going to do something to get square, as sure as
eggs is eggs."
"Eggs are eggs," corrected Polly Vane, sweetly.
"Oh, thanks, Polly. What about a tailor's goose?"
"Eh?"
"If one tailor's goose is a goose, what are half a dozen?"
"Tailor's geese, I suppose--but, no, you'd not say that. Let me see,"
and the girlish youth dove into his books. "That's a serious question,
truly!" he murmured.
"Well, I am willing to get square, too," put in Sam Day.
"So am I," grunted Shadow Hamilton. "There was no need to call me down
as he did, simply because the cot was mussed up a bit. The question is,
what's to be done?"
The boys paused and looked at each other. Then a sudden twinkle came
into Dave's clear eyes.
"If we could do it, it would be great," he murmured.
"Do what, Dave?" asked several at once.
"I don't care to say, unless I am certain we are all going to stand
together."
"We are!" came in a chorus from all but Polly Vane, who was still deep
in his books.
"What about you, Polly?" called out Roger.
"Me? Why--er--if a tailor's goose is a real goose, not a flatiron
goose----"
"Oh, drop the goose business. We are talking about getting square with
Haskers. Will you stand with the crowd?"
"You see, we don't want to make gooses of ourselves," said Phil, with a
wink at Polly Vane.
"I'll stand by you," said Polly. "But please don't ask me to do
something ridiculous, as when we dumped that feather bed down from the
third-story landing, and caught those visitors, instead of Pop Swingly."
"I was only thinking of Farmer Cadmore's ram," said Dave, innocently.
"He is now tied up in a field below here. I don't think he likes to be
out over night. He'd rather be under shelter--say in Mr. Haskers' room."
"Whoop!" cried Roger. "Just the thing! We will store him away in old
Haskers' closet."
This plan met with instant approval, and the boys drew straws as to
which of them should endeavor to execute the rather difficult
undertaking. Three were to go, and the choice fell upon Dave, Phil, and
Sam Day. The others promised to remain on guard and issue a warning at
the first intimation of danger.
"I think the coast will be fairly clear," said Sam Day. "I heard Haskers
tell Doctor Clay he was going out to-night and would not be back until
eleven, or after. That ought to give us plenty of time in which to do
the trick."
The three boys could not leave the dormitory until the monitor, Jim
Murphy, had made the rounds and seen to it that all was right for the
night and the lights put out. Then they stole out into the hallway and
down a back stairs. Soon they were out of the building and making for
Farmer Cadmore's place.
As they left the Hall they did not see that they were being watched, yet
such was a fact. Nat Poole had been out on a special errand and had seen
them depart. At once that student hurried to tell his friend, Gus Plum.
"Going out, eh?" said the big bully.
"Yes, and I heard them say something about making it warm when they got
back," returned Nat Poole.
"Humph! Nat, we must put a spoke in their wheel."
"I'm willing. What shall we do?"
"I'll think something up--before they get back," replied the bully of
Oak Hall. "They haven't any right to be out, and I guess we've got 'em
just where we want 'em."