Miss Clode's library and fancy bazaar stood facing the sea--so near,
indeed, that on stormy days she was occasionally compelled to have the
green shutters up to protect the window-panes from the spray and shingle
that were driven across the road. But on fine days it was open to the
sunshine, and plenty of cane-seated chairs were ranged about the roomy
shop.
The back was formed of a glass partition, pretty well covered with
books, but not so closely as to hide the whole shop from the occupants
of the snug parlour, where little, thin Miss Clode sat one fine morning,
like a dried specimen of her niece, Annie Slade, a stout young lady
nicknamed Dumpling by the bucks who made the place a sort of social
exchange.
The shop was well fitted and carpeted. Glass cases, filled with
gaily-dyed wools and silks, were on the counter. Glass cases were
behind filled with knick-knacks and fancy goods, papier-mache trays and
inkstands bright with mother-of-pearl, and ivory and ebony specimens of
the turner's art. Look where you would, everything was brightly
polished, and every speck of dust had been duly hunted out. In fact,
Miss Clode's establishment whispered of prosperity, and suggested that
the little eager-eyed maiden lady must be in the circumstances known as
comfortable.
Business had not been very brisk that morning, but several customers had
called to make purchases or to change books, and two of these latter had
made purchases as well. In fact, it was rather curious, but when
certain of her clients called, and Miss Clode introduced to their notice
some special novelty, they always bought it without further
consideration.
"You are such a clever business woman, auntie," drawled her niece. "I
wish I could sell things as fast as you."
"Perhaps you will some day, my dear."
"Lady Drelincourt bought that little Tunbridge needle-book for half a
guinea, didn't she, aunt?"
"Yes, my dear," said Miss Clode, pursing up her thin lips.
"She couldn't have wanted it, auntie," drawled the girl. "I don't
believe she ever used a needle in her life."
"Perhaps not, my dear, but she might want it for a present."
"Oh, so she might; I never thought of that. Customers!" added the girl
sharply, and rose to go into the shop.
"I'll attend to them, my dear," said Miss Clode quickly, and she entered
the shop to smilingly confront Sir Harry Payne and Sir Matthew Bray.
"Well, Miss Clode, what's the newest and best book for a man to read?"
"Really, Sir Harry, I am very sorry," she said. "The coach has not
brought anything fresh, but I expect a parcel down some time to-day.
Perhaps you'd look in again?"
"Ah, well, I will," he said. "Come along, Bray."
"Have you seen these new card-cases, Sir Matthew?" said the little
woman, taking half a dozen from a drawer. "They are real russia, and
the gilding is of very novel design. Only a guinea, Sir Matthew, and
quite new."
"Ah, yes, very handsome indeed. A guinea, did you say?" he said,
turning the handsome leather case over and over.
"Yes, Sir Matthew. May I put it down to your account?"
"Well, ah, yes--I--ah, yes, I'll take this one."
"Thank you, Sir Matthew. I'll wrap it up, please, in silver paper;"
and, with deft fingers, the little woman wrapped up the purchase, handed
it over with a smile, and the two friends strolled out for Sir Harry to
give his friend a light touch in the side with the head of his cane,
accompanied by a peculiar smile, which the other refused to see.
"How very anxious Sir Harry seems to be to get that new book, auntie,"
drawled Annie, coming into the shop where Miss Clode was busily making
an entry on her slate; "that makes twice he's been here to-day."
"Yes, my dear, he's a great reader. But now, Annie, the time has come
when I think I may take you into my confidence."
"La, auntie, do you?"
"I do, and mind this, child: if ever you are foolish or weak, or do
anything to betray it, you leave me directly, and that will be a very
serious thing."
Miss Slade's jaw fell, and her mouth opened widely, as did her eyes.
"Ah, I see you understand, so now come here with me."
Miss Slade obeyed, and followed her aunt into the middle room at the
back, where, by means of a match dipped into a bottle of phosphorus.
Miss Clode obtained a light and ignited a little roll of wax taper, and
then, as her niece watched her with open eyes as they sat at the table,
the lady took a small letter from her pocket and laid it with its sealed
side uppermost on the table.
"Why, I saw Sir Harry Payne give you that letter this morning, auntie,
when he came first."
"Oh, you saw that, did you?" said Miss Clode.
"Yes, auntie, and I thought first he had given it to you to post, and
then as you didn't send me with it, I wondered why he had written to
you."
"He did give it to me to post, my dear," said Miss Clode with a curious
smile, "and before I post it I am bound to see that he has not written
anything that is not good for the la--person it is for."
"Oh, yes, auntie, I see," said Miss Slade, resting her fat cheeks on her
fat fingers, and watching attentively as her aunt took out a seal from a
tin box, one that looked as if it were made of putty, and compared it
with the sealing-wax on the letter.
This being satisfactory, she cleverly held the wax to the little taper
till it began to bubble and boil, when it parted easily, the paper being
drawn open and only some silky threads of wax securing it, these being
at once brushed aside.
"Oh, you have got it open lovely, auntie," said the girl.
"Yes, my dear; and now I am going to read it," said Miss Clode, suiting
the deed to the word, skimming through the note rapidly, and then
refolding it.
"Oh, I say, auntie, what does he say?" said the girl with her eyes
sparkling. "Is it about love?"
"Don't ask questions, and you will not get strange answers," said Miss
Clode austerely, as she deftly melted the wax once more, and applied the
well-made bread seal, after which there was nothing to show that the
letter had been opened. "I see, though, that it was quite time I did
trust you, my dear, and I hope I shall have no cause to repent."
Just then a customer entered the shop, and again Miss Clode went to
attend.
"I know it was a love-letter," said Annie quickly; "and it was Sir Harry
Payne wrote it. I wonder who it was to. I wish he'd make love to me."
Miss Clode came back directly with a volume of poems in her hand--a new
copy, and looking significantly at her niece she said:
"I'm going to post that letter, my dear. Don't you touch it, mind."
As she spoke she thrust the note between the leaves, and then walked
into the shop with her niece, and placed the book upon a shelf.
"There, if you behave yourself you shall see who buys those poems; but,
once more, never a word to a soul."
"Oh, no, auntie, never," said the girl, with her big eyes rolling. "But
oh, I say, auntie, isn't it fun?"
"Isn't what fun?"
"I know," giggled the girl; "there was a letter in that card-case you
sold. I saw you put it there."
"Well, well, perhaps there was, my dear. I must oblige customers, and
the profits on things are so small, and rents so high. We must live,
you see. And now mind this: if Mrs Frank Burnett comes, you call me."
"Couldn't I sell her that volume of poems, auntie?" said the girl
eagerly.
"No, certainly not; and now look here, miss. Don't you ever pretend to
be simple any more."
"No, auntie," said the girl, "I won't;" and she drew her breath thickly
and gave a smack with her lips, as if she were tasting something very
nice.
Loungers dropped in, and loungers dropped out, coming for the most part
to meet other loungers, and, like the Athenians of old, to ask whether
there was anything new. Sometimes Miss Clode was consulted, and when
this was the case, her way was soft, deprecating, and diffident. She
thought she had heard this; she believed that she had heard that; she
would endeavour to find out; or, yes, to be sure, her ladyship was
right: it was so, she remembered now. While when not invited to give
opinions, she was busy in the extreme over some item connected with her
business, and hearing and seeing nothing, with that bended head so
intent upon arranging, or booking, or tying up.
There was very little, though, that Miss Clode did not hear, especially
when some one of a group said, "Oh, fie!" or "No, really, now!" or "How
shocking!" and there was a little burst of giggles.
In due time, just as Miss Clode was instructing her niece in the art of
tying up a packet of wools, so that one end was left open and the dealer
could see at a glance what colours it contained, Annie's jaw dropped,
and seemed to draw down the lower lids of her eyes, so that they were
opened to the fullest extent, for Frank Burnett's handsome britzka drew
up at the door, the steps were rattled down, _flip, flop, flap_, with a
vigorous action that would bring people to the windows to see, and, all
sweetness in appearance and odour, like the blossom she was, the MC's
idol stepped daintily rustling down, the very model of all that was
_naive_ and girlish.
"Who'd ever think she was a wife?" said Miss Clode to herself.
"Oh my! isn't she pretty?" said Annie.
"Go on tying up those packets, and don't take any notice," said Miss
Clode; and then, with the greatest of deference, wished her visitor
good-morning, and begged to know how she was.
"Not very well, Miss Clode: so tired. Society is so exacting. Can you
recommend me any book that will distract me a little?"
"Let me see, ma'am," said Miss Clode, turning her head on one side in a
very bird-like way, and bending forward as if she were going to peck a
seed off the counter.
"Something that will really take me out of myself."
"The last romance might be too exciting, ma'am?"
"Do you think it would?"
"Ye-e-e-es. Oh, yes, decidedly so in your case, ma'am," said Miss
Clode, in quite the tone of a female physician. "Poems--soft, dreamy,
soothing poems, now, would I think be most suited."
"Oh, do you think so?" said Mrs Burnett half pettishly.
"Yes, ma'am, I have a volume here, not included in the library, but for
sale--`Lays of the Heart-strings'--by a gentleman of quality. I should
recommend it strongly."
"Oh, dear no," exclaimed the visitor, as Miss Clode took the work from
the shelf. "I don't think a--well, I will look at it," she said,
blushing vividly, as she saw that the book did not thoroughly close in
one part. "Perhaps you are right, Miss Clode. I will take it. What is
the price?"
"Half a guinea, ma'am, to subscribers, and I will call you a subscriber.
Shall I do it up in paper?"
"Yes, by all means. What delightful weather we are having!"
"Delightful, indeed, ma'am," said Miss Clode, whose face was simply
business-like. There was not a nerve-twitch, not a peculiar glance to
indicate that she was playing a double part; and it was wonderfully
convenient. Visitors both ladies and gentlemen, liked it immensely, and
patronised her accordingly, for no Artesian well was ever so deep and
dark as Miss Clode, or as silent. She knew absolutely nothing. Mrs
Frank Burnett had bought a volume of poems at her establishment, that
was all. Anybody might have slipped the note inside. While as to
seeking a client's confidence, or alluding in the mildest way to any
little transaction that had taken place for the sake of obtaining
further fee or reward, any client would have told you that with the
purchase of book, album, card-case, or needle-housewife, every
transaction was at an end; and so Miss Clode's business throve, and Lord
Carboro' called her the Saltinville sphinx.
"Is there any particular news stirring, Miss Clode?"
"Really, no, ma'am," said that lady, pausing in the act of cutting the
twine that confined the book. "A new family has come to the George;
and, by the way, I have to send their cards to Mr Denville."
"Oh, of course, I don't want to know anything about that," said Mrs
Burnett hastily.
"The officers are talking of getting up a ball before long, and they say
that a certain person will be there."
"Indeed!" said the visitor, flushing.
"Yes, ma'am, I was told so, and--ahem!--here is Lord Carboro'. Half a
guinea, ma'am, if you please."
Surely there was no occasion for a lady to look so flushed in the act of
extricating a little gold coin from her purse; but somehow the ordinary
sweet ingenuous look would not come back to May Burnett's face, any more
than the coin would consent to come out of the little, long net purse
with gold tassels and slides; and the colour deepened as the keen little
eyes of the old man settled for a moment on the tied-up book, and then
on Miss Clode's face.
"What an old sphinx it is," he thought to himself. "The day grows
brighter every hour, Mrs Burnett," he said gallantly. "It has
culminated in the sight of you."
"Your lordship's compliments are overpowering," said the lady, with a
profound curtsey; and then she secured her book and would have fled, but
his lordship insisted upon escorting her to her carriage, hat in hand,
and he cursed that new pomade in a way that was silent but not divine,
for it lifted one side of his hair as if he were being scalped when he
raised his hat.
"Good-morning, good-morning!" he said, as the carriage drove off.
"Little wretch," he muttered as he watched the equipage out of sight,
but with his hat on now. "I hate scandal, but if we don't have a
toothsome bit before long over that little woman, I'm no man. It's
vexatious, too," he said angrily, "doosid vexatious. I don't like it.
So different to the other, and our sweet Christians here will throw dirt
at both. Can't help it; can't help it. Well, Miss Clode, anything you
want to recommend to me?"
"Yes, my lord, I have a very charming little tortoise-shell-covered
engagement-book or two. Most elegant and very cheap."
"I don't want cheap things, my dear little woman. Let me see, let me
see. Oh, yes, very nice indeed," he said, opening the case, and letting
a scented note drop out on the counter. "Same make, I see, as the
cigar-case I bought last week."
"No, my lord, it is French."
"No, no--no, no; don't tell me--English, English. People have stuck
their advertisement in. Send it back to 'em. Do for some one else."
"Then your lordship does not like the case?"
"My dear little woman, but I do, doosidly, but don't offer me any more
with that person's circular inside. There, there, there; take the price
out of that five-pound note. Two guineas? And very cheap too. Doosid
pretty little piece of art, Miss Clode. Doosid pretty little piece of
art."
"Wouldn't he have old Mrs Dean's pink note, auntie?" said Annie, as
soon as his lordship had gone.
"My dear child, this will never do. You see and hear far too much."
"Please auntie, I can't help it," drawled the girl. "I shouldn't speak
like that to anyone else."
"Ah, well, I suppose not; and I have done right, I see. No; he would
not have the pink note. This is the second he has refused. Old Mrs
Dean will be furious, but she must have known that it would not last
long."
"I know why it is," said Annie eagerly. "I know, auntie."
"You know, child?"
"Yes, auntie; old Lord--"
"Hush! don't call people old."
"Lord Carboro' has taken a fancy to some one else."
"Well, perhaps so," said Miss Clode, tapping her niece's fat cheek, and
smiling. "People do take fancies, even when they are growing older,"
she added with a sigh. "Well, he hasn't taken a fancy to you."
"Ugh! Oh, gracious, auntie, don't," said the girl with a shudder.
"He's such a horrid old man. I can't think how it was that beautiful
Miss Cora Dean could like him."
"I can," said Miss Clode shortly. "Now go and see about the dinner, and
don't talk so much."
Volume One, Chapter XVI.