Another forecastle intimate of mine was the boatswain, who, like most

boatswains of that day, had served his time before the mast. As is the

case with many self-made men, he, on his small scale, was very

conscious of the fact, and of general consequent desert. A favorite

saying with him was, "Thanks to my own industry and my wife's economy,

I am now well beforehand with the world." Like a distinguished officer

higher in rank of that day, of whom it was said that he remembered

nothing later than 1813, my boatswain's memory dwelt much in the

thirties, though he acknowledged more recent experiences. His attitude

towards steam, essentially conservative, was strictly and amusingly

official. He had served on board one steamer, the _San Jacinto_; and

what had pleased him was that the yards could be squared and rigging

hauled taut--his own special function--before entering port, so that

in those respects the job had been done when the anchor dropped. One

of his pet stories, frequently brought forward, concerned a schooner

in which he had served in the earlier period, and will appeal to those

who know how dear a fresh coat of paint is to a seaman's heart. She

had just been thus decorated within and without, and was standing into

a West-Indian port to show her fine feathers, when a sudden flaw of

wind knocked her off, and over, dangerously close to a rocky point.

The first order given was, "Stand clear of the paint-work!"--an

instance of the ruling passion strong _in extremis_. He had another

woesome account of a sloop-of-war in which he had gone through the

Straits of Magellan. The difficult navigation and balky winds made the

passage protracted for a sailing-vessel; all were put on short

rations, and the day before she entered a Chilian port the bread-room

was swept to the last crumbs. "I often could not sleep for hunger when

I turned in." In the same ship, the watch-officers falling short,

through illness or suspension, the captain set a second lieutenant of

marines to take a day watch. Being, as he supposed, put to do

something, he naturally wanted to do it, if he only knew what it was,

and how it was to be done. The master of the ship was named Peter

Wager, and to him, when taking sights, the marine appealed. "Peter,

what's the use of being officer of the deck if you don't do anything?

Tell me something to do." "Well," Peter replied, "you might send all

the watch aft and take in the mizzen-royal"--the mizzen-royal being

the smallest of all sails, requiring about two ordinary men, and in

no wise missed when in. This was practical "tales for the marines."

This boatswain afterwards saw the last of the _Congress_, when the

_Merrimac_--or rather the _Virginia_, to give her her Confederate

name--wasted time murdering a ship already dead, aground and on fire.

He often afterwards spun me the yarn; for I liked the old man, and not

infrequently went to see him in later days. He had borne

good-humoredly the testiness with which a youngster is at times prone

to assert himself against what he fancies interference, and I had

appreciated the rebuke. The _Congress_ disaster was a very big and

striking incident in the career of any person, and it both ministered

to his self-esteem and provided the evening of his life with material

for talk. Unhappily, I have to confess, as even Boswell at times did,

I took no notes, and cannot reproduce that which to me is of absorbing

interest, the individual impressions of a vivid catastrophe.

The boatswain was one of the four who in naval phrase were termed

"warrant" officers, in distinction from the lieutenants and those

above, who held their offices by "commission." The three others were

the gunner, carpenter, and sailmaker, names which sufficiently

indicate their several functions. In the hierarchical classification

of the navy, as then established by long tradition, the midshipmen,

although on their way to a commission, were warrant officers also; and

in consequence, though they had a separate mess, they had the same

smoking-place, the effect of which in establishing a community of

social intercourse every smoker will recognize. I suppose, if there

had been three sides to a ship, there would have been three

smoking-rendezvous; but in the crude barbarism of those days--as it

will now probably be considered--both commissioned and warrant

officers had no place to smoke except away forward on the

gun-deck--the "eyes" of the ship, as the spot was appropriately

named; the superiors on the honor side, which on the gun-deck was the

port, the midshipmen and warrant officers on the starboard. The

position was not without advantages, when riding head to wind, in hot

tropical weather; but under way, close-hauled, with a stiff breeze, a

good deal of salt water found its way in, especially if the jackasses

were in the hawse-holes. But under such conditions we sat there

serenely, the water coursing in a flowing stream under our chairs if

the ship had a steady heel, or rushing madly from side to side if she

lurched to windward. The stupidity of it was that we didn't even know

we were uncomfortable, and by all sound philosophy were so far better

off than our better accommodated successors. What was more annoying

was the getting forward at night, when the hammocks were in place; but

even for that occasional compensations offered. I remember once, when

making this awkward journey, hearing a colloquy between two young

seamen just about to swing themselves into bed at nine o'clock. "I

say, Bill," said one, with voluptuous satisfaction, "too watches

in,[9] and beans to-morrow." Can any philosophy soar higher than that,

in contentment with small things? Plain living and high thinking!

Diogenes wasn't in it.

As the warrant officers of the ship were of the generation before us,

we heard from their lips many racy and entertaining experiences of the

former navy, most of which naturally have escaped me, while others I

have dropped all along the line of my preceding reminiscences where

they seemed to come in aptly. Each of the four had very different

characteristics, and I fancy they did not agree very well together.

All have long since gone to their rest; peace be with them! Four is an

awkwardly small number for a mess-table of equals; friction is

emphasized by narrowness of sphere. "I didn't like the man," said the

boatswain afterwards to me of the sailmaker, narrating the destruction

of the _Congress_; "but he is brave, brave as can be. Getting the

wounded over the side to put them ashore, he was as cool as though

nothing was happening. The great guns weren't so bad," he

continued--"but the rifle-bullets that came singing along in clouds

like mosquitoes! Yah!" he used to snap, each time he told me the tale,

slapping his ears right and left, as one does at the hum of those

intrusive insects. He did not like the carpenter, either, for reasons

of another kind. They were both humorists, but of a different order.

Indeed, I don't think that the boatswain, though slightly sardonic in

expression, suspected himself of humor; but he really came at times

pretty close to wit, if that be a perception of incongruities, as I

have heard said. He was telling one day of some mishap that befell a

vessel, wherein the officer in charge showed the happy blending of

composure and ignorance we sometimes find; a condition concerning

which a sufferer once said of himself, "I never open my mouth but I

put my foot in it;" a confusion of metaphor, and suggestion of

physical contortion, not often so neatly combined in a dozen words.

The boatswain commented: "He didn't mind. He didn't know what to do,

but there he stood, looking all the time as happy as a duck

barefooted." A duck shod, and the consequent expression of its

countenance, presents to my mind infinite entertainment. Our first

lieutenant, under whom immediately he worked, was a great trial to

him. He was an elderly man, as first lieutenants of big ships were

then, great with the paint-brush and tar-pot, traces of which were

continually surprising one's clothes; mighty also in that lavish

swashing of sea-water which is called washing decks, and in the

tropics is not so bad; but otherwise, while he was one of the

kindliest of men, the go was pretty well out of him. "Yes," the

boatswain used to say grimly,--he seldom smiled,--"the first

lieutenant is like an old piece of soap--half wore out. Go day, come

day, God send Sunday; that's he."

The carpenter, on the other hand, was always on a broad grin--or

rather roar. He breathed farce, both in story and feature. Unlike the

boatswain, who was middle-sized and very trig, as well as scrupulously

neat, the carpenter was over six feet, broad in proportion, with big,

round, red, close-shaven face, framed with abundance of white hair. He

looked not unlike one's fancies of the typical English yeoman, while

withal having a strong Yankee flavor. Wearing always a frock-coat,

buttoned up as high as any one then buttoned, he carried with it a

bluff heartiness of manner, which gave an impression of solidity not,

I fear, wholly sustained on demand. There was no such doubt about the

fun, however, or his own huge enjoyment of his own stories,

accompanied by a running fire of guffaws, which pointed the

appreciation we easily gave. But it was all of the same character,

broad farce; accounts of mishaps such as befall in children's

pantomimes,--which their seniors enjoy, too,--practical jokes equally

ludicrous, and resulting situations to match. Comical as such tales

were at the time, and many a pleasant pipeful of Lynchburg tobacco in

Powhatan clay though they whiled away, they lacked the catching and

fixing power of the boatswain's shrewd sayings. I can remember

distinctly only one, of two small midshipmen, shipmates of his in a

sloop-of-war of long-gone days, who had a deadly quarrel, calling for

blood. A duel ashore might in those times have been arranged, unknown

to superiors--they often were; but the necessity for speedy

satisfaction was too urgent, and they could not wait for the end of

the voyage. Consequently, they determined to fight from the two ends

of the spritsail-yard, a horizontal spar which crossed the bowsprit

end, and gave, or could admit, the required number of paces. Seconds,

I presume, were omitted; they might have attracted unnecessary

attention, and on the yard would have been in the way of shot, unless

they sat behind their several principals, like damsels on a pillion.

So these two mites, procuring each a loaded pistol, crawled out

quietly to their respective places, straddled the yard, and were

proceeding to business, when the boatswain caught sight of them from

his frequent stand-point between the knightheads. He ran out, got

between them in the line of fire, and from this position of tactical

advantage, having collared first one and then the other, brought them

both in on the forecastle, where he knocked their heads together. The

last action, I fancy, must be considered an embellishment, necessary

to the dramatic completeness of the incident, though it may at least

be admitted it would not have been incongruous. In telling this

occurrence, which, punctuated by his own laughter, bore frequent

repetition, the carpenter used to give the names of the heroes. One I

have forgotten. The other I knew in after life and middle-age, still

small of stature, with a red face, in outline much like a paroquet's.

He was not a bad fellow; but his first lieutenant, a very competent

critic, used to say that what he did not know of seamanship would fill

a large book.

At first thought it seems somewhat singular that the six lieutenants

of the ship presented no such aggregate of idiosyncrasies as did the

four warrant officers. It was not by any means because we did not know

them well, and mingle among them with comparative frequency.

Midshipmen, we travelled from one side to the other; here at home,

there guests, but to both admitted freely. But, come to think of it

more widely, the distinction I here note must have had a foundation in

conditions. My acquaintance with Marryat, who lived the naval life as

no other sea author has, is now somewhat remote, but was once intimate

as well as extensive; and recollection deceives me if the same remark

does not apply to his characters. He has a full gallery of captains

and lieutenants, each differing from the other; but his greatest

successes in portrayal, those that take hold of the memory, are his

warrant officers--boatswains, gunners, and carpenters. The British

navy did not give sailmakers this promotion. By-products though they

are, rather than leading characters, Boatswain Chucks, whom Marryat

takes off the stage midway, as though too much to sustain to the end,

Carpenter Muddle, and Gunner Tallboys, with his aspirations towards

navigating, sketched but briefly and in bold outline as they are,

survive most of their superiors in clear individuality and amusing

eccentricity. Peter Simple, and even Jack Easy himself, whose traits

are more personal than nautical, are less vivid to memory. Cooper

also, who caricatures rather than reproduces life, seeks here his

fittest subjects--Boltrope and Trysail--warrant masters, superior in

grade indeed to the others, but closely identified with them on board

ship, and essentially of the same class. Such coincidence betokens a

more pronounced individuality in the subject-matter. There have been

particular eccentric commissioned officers, of whom quaint stories

have descended; but in early days, originality was the class-mark of

those of whom I am speaking, as many an anecdote witnesses. I fancy

few will have seen this, which I picked up in my miscellaneous

nautical readings. A boatswain, who had been with Cook in his voyages,

chanced upon one of those fervent Methodist meetings common in the

eighteenth century. The preacher, in illustration of the abundance of

the Divine mercy, affirmed that there was hope for the worst, even for

the boatswain of a man-of-war; whereupon the boatswain sprang to the

platform and administered a drubbing. True or not, offence and

punishment testify to public estimate as to character and action; to a

natural exaggeration of feature which lends itself readily to

reproduction. This was due, probably, to a more contracted sphere in

early life, and afterwards less of that social opportunity, in the

course of which angular projections are rounded off and personal

peculiarities softened by various contact. The same cause would

naturally occasion more friction and disagreement among themselves.

Thus the several lieutenants of our frigate call for no special

characterization. If egotism, the most amusing of traits where it is

not offensive, existed among them to any unusual degree, it was

modified and concealed by the acquired exterior of social usage. Their

interests also were wider. With them, talk was less of self and

personal experience, and more upon subjects of general interest,

professional or external; the outlook was wider. But while all this

tended to make them more instructive, and in so far more useful

companions, it also took from the salt of individuality somewhat of

its pungency. It did not fall to them, either, to become afterwards

especially conspicuous in the nearing War of Secession. They were good

seamen and gallant men; knew their duty and did it; but either

opportunity failed them, or they failed opportunity; from my knowledge

of them, probably the former. As Nelson once wrote: "A sea officer

cannot form plans like those of a land officer; his object is to

embrace the happy moment which now and then offers; it may be this

day, not for a month, and perhaps never." So also Farragut is reported

to have said of a conspicuous shortcoming: "Every man has one chance;

he has had his and lost it." Certainly, by failure that man lost

promotion with its chances. It is somewhat congruous to this train of

thought that Smith, whom I have so often mentioned, said one day to

me: "If I had a son (he was unmarried), I would put him in the navy

without hesitation. I believe there is a day coming shortly when the

opportunities for a naval officer will exceed any that our country has

yet known." He did not say what contingencies he had in mind; scarcely

those of the War of Secession, large looming though it already was,

for, like most of us, he doubtless refused to entertain that sorrowful

possibility. As with many a prophecy, his was of wider scope than he

thought; and, though in part fulfilled, more yet remains on the laps

of the gods. He himself, perhaps the ablest of this group, was cut off

too early to contribute more than an heroic memory; but that must live

in naval annals, enshrined in his father's phrase, along with Craven's

"After you, pilot," when the _Tecumseh_ sank.

VI

MY FIRST CRUISE AFTER GRADUATION--NAUTICAL SCENES AND SCENERY--THE

APPROACH OF DISUNION

1859-1861

The absence of the _Congress_ lasted a little over two years, the

fateful two years in which the elements of strife in the United States

were sifting apart and gathering in new combinations for the

tremendous outbreak of 1861. The first battle of Bull Run had been

fought before she again saw a home port. The cruise offered little

worthy of special note. This story is one of commonplaces; but they

are the commonplaces of conditions which have passed away forever, and

some details are worthy to be not entirely forgotten, now that the

life has disappeared. We were in contact with it in all its forms and

phases; being, as midshipmen, utilized for every kind of miscellaneous

and nondescript duty. Our captain interfered very little with us

directly, and I might almost say washed his hands of us. The

regulations required that at the expiry of a cruise the commander of a

vessel should give his midshipmen a letter, to be presented to the

board of examiners before whom they were shortly to appear. Ours,

while certifying to our general correct behavior--personal rather than

official--limited himself, on the score of professional

accomplishments, which should have been under constant observance, to

saying that, as we were soon to appear before a board, the intent of

which would be to test them, he forbore an opinion. This was even

more non-committal than another captain, whose certificates came under

my eye when myself a member of a board. In these, after some very

cautious commendation on the score of conduct, he added, "I should

have liked the display of a little more zeal." Zeal, the readers of

_Midshipman Easy_ will remember, is the naval universal solvent.

Although liable at times to be misplaced, as Easy found, it is not so

suspicious a quality as Talleyrand considered it to be in diplomacy.

Our captain's zeal for our improvement confined itself to putting us

in three watches; that is, every night we had to be on deck and duty

through one of the three periods, of four hours each, into which the

sea night is divided. Of this he made a principle, and in it doubtless

found the satisfaction of a good conscience; he had done all that

could be expected, at least by himself. I personally agree with Basil

Hall; upon the whole, watch keeping pays, yields more of interest than

of disagreeables. It must be conceded that it was unpleasant to be

waked at midnight in your warm hammock, told your hour was come, that

it was raining and blowing hard, that another reef was about to be

taken in the topsails and the topgallant yards sent on deck.

Patriotism and glory seemed very poor stimulants at that moment. Still

half asleep, you tumbled, somewhat literally, out of the hammock on to

a deck probably wet, dressed by a dim, single-wick swinging lantern,

which revealed chiefly what you did not want, or by a candle which had

to be watched with one eye lest it roll over and, as once in my

experience happened, set fire to wood-work. Needless to say, electric

lights then were not. Dressed in storm-clothes about as conducive to

agility as a suit of mediaeval armor, and a sou'wester which caught at

every corner you turned, you forced your way up through two successive

tarpaulin-covered hatches, by holes just big enough to pass, pushing

aside the tarpaulin with one hand while the other steadied yourself.

And if there were no moon, how black the outside was, to an eye as yet

adjusted only to the darkness visible of the lanterns below! Except a

single ray on the little book by which the midshipman mustered the

watch, no gleam of artificial light was permitted on the

spar--upper--deck; the fitful flashes dazzled more than they helped.

You groped your way forward with some certainty, due to familiarity

with the ground, and with more certainty of being jostled and trampled

by your many watch-mates, quite as blind and much more sleepy than

their officers could afford to be. The rain stung your face; the wind

howled in your ears and drowned your voice; the men were either intent

on going below, or drowsy and ill-reconciled to having to come on

deck; in either case inattentive and hard to move for some moments.

In truth, the fifteen minutes attending the change of a watch were a

period not only of inconvenience, but of real danger too rarely

appreciated. I remember one of the smartest seamen and officers of the

old navy speaking feelingly to me of the anxiety those instants often

caused him. The lieutenant of an expiring watch too frequently would

postpone some necessary step, either from personal indolence or from a

good-natured indisposition to disturb the men, who when not needed to

work slept about the decks--except, of course, the lookouts and wheel.

The other watch will soon be coming up, he would argue; let them do

it, before they settle down to sleep. There were times, such as a

slowly increasing gale, which might justify delay; especially if the

watch had had an unusual amount of work. But tropical squalls, which

gather quickly and sweep down with hurricane force, are another

matter; and it was of these the officer quoted spoke, suggesting that

possibly such an experience had caused the loss of one of our large,

tall-sparred sloops-of-war, the _Albany_, which in 1854 disappeared in

the West Indies. The men who have been four hours on deck are

thinking only of their hammocks; their reliefs are not half awake, and

do not feel they are on duty until the watch is mustered. All are

mingled together; the very numbers of a ship of war under such

circumstances impede themselves and their officers. I remember an

acquaintance of mine telling me that once on taking the trumpet, the

outward and visible sign of "the deck being relieved," his

predecessor, after "turning over the night orders," said, casually,

"It looks like a pretty big squall coming up there to windward," and

incontinently dived below. "I jumped on the horse-block," said the

narrator, "and there it was, sure enough, coming down hand over fist.

I had no time to shorten sail, but only to put the helm up and get her

before it;" an instance in point of what an old gray-haired instructor

of ours used to say, with correct accentuation, "Always the hellum

first."

But, when you were awake, what a mighty stimulus there was in the salt

roaring wind and the pelting rain! how infectious the shout of the

officer of the deck! the answering cry of the topmen aloft--the "Haul

out to windward! Together! All!" that reached your ear from the yards

as the men struggled with the wet, swollen, thrashing canvas,

mastering it with mighty pull, and "lighting to windward" the

reef-band which was to be the new head of the sail, ready to the hand

of the man at the post of honor, the weather caring! How eager and

absorbing the gaze through the darkness, from deck, to see how they

were getting on; whether the yard was so braced that the sail lay with

the wind out of it, really slack for handling, though still bellying

and lifting as the ship rolled, or headed up or off; whether this rope

or that which controlled the wilful canvas needed another pull. But if

the yard itself had not been laid right, it was too late to mend it.

To start a brace with the men on the spar might cause a jerk that

would spill from it some one whose both hands were in the work,

contrary to the sound tradition, "One hand for yourself and one for

the owners." I believe the old English phrase ran, "One for yourself

and one for the king." Then, when all was over and snug once more, the

men down from aloft, the rigging coiled up again on its pins, there

succeeded the delightful relaxation from work well done and finished,

the easy acceptance of the quieting yet stimulating effect of the

strong air, enjoyed in indolence; for nothing was more unoccupied than

the seaman when the last reef was in the topsails and the ship

lying-to.

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