Sir Maurice Comes to Town

A tall gentleman rang the bell of Mr. Thomas Jettan's house with some

vigour. The door was presently opened by the depressed Moggat.

"Where's your master, Moggat?" demanded the visitor abruptly.

Moggat held the door wide.

"In the library, sir. Will you step inside?"

Sir Maurice swept in. He gave his cloak and hat to Moggat and walked

to the library door. Moggat watched him somewhat fearfully. It was not

often that Sir Maurice showed signs of perturbation.

"By the way--" Sir Maurice paused, looking back. "My baggage follows

me."

"Very good, sir."

Sir Maurice opened the door and disappeared.

* * * * *

Thomas was seated at his desk, but at the sound of the opening door he

turned.

"Why, Maurry!" He sprang up. "Gad, this is a surprise! How are ye,

lad?" He wrung his brother's hand.

Sir Maurice flung a sheet of paper on to the table.

"What the devil's the meaning of _that_?" he demanded.

"Why the heat?" asked the surprised Thomas.

"Read that--that impertinence!" ordered Sir Maurice.

Tom picked up the paper and spread it open. At sight of the writing he

smiled.

"Oh, Philip!" he remarked.

"Philip? Philip write me that letter? It's no more Philip than--than a

cock-robin!"

Tom sat down.

"Oh, yes it is!" he said. "I recognise his hand. Now don't tramp up

and down like that, Maurry! Sit down!" He glanced down the sheet and

smothered a laugh.

"'My very dear Papa,'" he read aloud. "'I do trust that you are

enjoying your Customary Good Health and that these fogs and bitter

winds have not permeated so far as to Little Fittledean. As you will

observe by the above written address, I have returned to this most

barbarous land. For how long I shall allow myself to be persuaded to

remain I cannot tell you, but after the affinity of Paris and the charm

of the Parisians, London is quite insupportable. But for the present

I remain, _malgré tout_. You will forgive me, I know, that I do not

come to visit you at the Pride. The mere thought of the country at this

season fills me with incalculable dismay. So I suggest, dear Father,

that you honour me by enlivening with your presence this house that I

have acquired from Sir Humphrey Grandcourt. Some small entertainment I

can promise you, and my friends assure me that the culinary efforts of

my _chef_ are beyond compare. An exaggeration, believe me, which one

who has tasted the wonders of a Paris _cuisine_ will easily descry.

I have to convey to you the compliments of M. de Château-Banvau and

others. I would write more but that I am in labour with an ode.

Believe me, Dear Father, thy most devoted, humble, and obedient

son,--PHILIPPE.'" Tom folded the paper. "Very proper," he

remarked. "What's amiss?"

Sir Maurice had stalked to the window. Now he turned.

"What's amiss? Everything's amiss! That Philip--my son Philip!--should

write me a--an impertinent letter like that! It's--it's monstrous!"

"For God's sake, sit down, Maurry! You're as bad as Philip himself for

restlessness! Now I take this as a very dutiful, filial letter."

"Dutiful be damned!" snorted Sir Maurice. "Has the boy no other

feelings than he shows in that letter? Why did he not come down to see

me?"

Tom re-opened the letter.

"The mere thought of the country at this season appalled him. What's

wrong with that? You have said the same."

"I? I? What matters it what I should have said? I thought Philip cared

for me! He trusts I will enliven his house with my presence! I'm more

like to break my stick across his back!"

"Not a whit," said Tom, cheerfully. "You sent Philip away to acquire

polish, and I don't know what besides. He has obeyed you. Is it likely

that, being what he now is, he'll fly back to the country? What's the

matter with you, Maurice? Are you grumbling because he has obeyed your

behests?"

Sir Maurice sank on to the couch.

"If you but knew how I have missed him and longed for him," he began,

and checked himself. "I am well served," he said bitterly. "I should

have been content to have him as he was."

"So I thought at the time, but I've changed my opinion."

"I cannot bear to think of Philip as being callous, flippant, and--a

mere fop!"

"'Twould be your own fault if he were," said Tom severely. "But he's

not. Something inside him has blossomed forth. Philip is now pure joy."

Sir Maurice grunted.

"It's true, lad. That letter--oh, ay! He's a young rascal, but 'twas

to avenge his injured feelings, I take it. He was devilish hurt when

you and Cleone sent him away betwixt you. He's still hurt that you

should have done it. I can't fathom the workings of his mind, but he

assures me they are very complex. He is glad that you sent him, but he

wants you to be sorry. Or rather, Cleone. The lad is very forgiving

to you"--Tom laughed--"but that letter is a piece of devilry--he has

plenty of it, I warn you! He hoped you'd be as angry as you are and

wish your work undone. There's no lack of affection."

Sir Maurice looked up.

"He's--the same Philip?"

"Never think it! In a way he's the same, but there's more of him--ay,

and a score of affectations. In about ten minutes"--he glanced at the

clock--"he'll be here. So you'll see for yourself."

Sir Maurice straightened himself. He sighed.

"An old fool, eh, Tom? But it cut me to the quick, that letter."

"Of course it did, the young devil! Oh, Maurry, Maurry, ye never saw

the like of our Philip!"

"Is he so remarkable? I heard about that absurd duel, as I told you.

There'll be a reckoning between him and Cleone."

"Ay. That's what I don't understand. The pair of them are playing

a queer game. Old Sally Malmerstoke told me that Cleone vows she

hates Philip. The chit is flirting outrageously with every man who

comes--always under Philip's nose. And Philip laughs. Yet I'll swear

he means to have her. I don't interfere. They must work out their own

quarrel."

"Clo doesn't hate Philip," said Sir Maurice. "She was pining for him

until that fool Bancroft read us Satterthwaite's letter. Was it true

that Philip fought over some French hussy?"

"No, over Clo herself. But he says naught, and if the truth were told,

I believe it's because he has had _affaires_ in Paris, even if that was

not one. He's too dangerously popular."

"So it seemed from Satterthwaite's account. Is he so popular? I cannot

understand it."

"He's novel, y'see. I'd a letter from Château-Banvau the other day,

mourning the loss of _ce cher petit_ Philippe, and demanding whether he

had found his heart or no!"

Sir Maurice drove his cane downwards.

"By Gad, if Philip's so great a success, it's--it's more than ever I

expected," he ended lamely.

"Wait till you see him!" smiled Thomas. "The boy's for all the world

like a bit o' quicksilver. He splutters out French almost every time he

opens his mouth, and--here he is!"

A door banged loudly outside, and a clear, crisp voice floated into the

library from the hall.

"_Mordieu_, what a climate! Moggat, you rogue, am I not depressed

enough without your glum face to make me more so? Smile, _vieux

crétin_, for the love of God!"

"Were I to call Moggat one-half of the names Philip bestows on him,

he'd leave me," remarked Tom. "With him, Philip can do no wrong. Now

what's to do?"

"_Doucement, malheureux!_ Gently, I say! Do you wish to pull my arms

off with the coat? _Ah, voilà!_ Spread it to dry, Moggat, and take care

not to crease it. Yes, that is well!"

Then came Moggat's voice, very self-conscious.

"_C'est comme moosoo désire?_"

There was a sound of hand-clapping, and an amused laugh.

"_Voyons, c'est fameux!_ Quite the French scholar, eh, Moggat? Where's

my uncle? In the library?"

Came a quick step across the hall. Philip swirled into the room.

"Much have I borne in silence, Tom, but this rain--" He broke off. The

next moment he was on one knee before his father, Sir Maurice's thin

hands pressed to his lips. "Father!"

Tom coughed and walked to the window.

Sir Maurice drew his hands away. He took Philip's chin in his long

fingers and forced his head up. Silently he scrutinised his son's face.

Then he smiled.

"You patched and painted puppy-dog," he mimicked softly.

Philip laughed. His hands found Sir Maurice's again and gripped hard.

"Alack, too true! Father, you're looking older."

"Impudent young scapegrace! What would you? I have but one son."

"And you missed him?"

"A little," acknowledged Sir Maurice.

Philip rose to his feet.

"Ah, but I am glad! And you are sorry you sent him away?"

"Not now. But when I received this--very." Sir Maurice held out the

sheet of paper.

"That! Bah!" Philip sent it whirling into the fire. "For that I

apologise. If you had not been hurt--oh, heaven knows what I should

have done! Where is your baggage, Father?"

"Here by now."

"Here? But no, no! It must go to Curzon Street!"

"My dear son, I thank you very much, but an old man is better with an

old man."

Tom wheeled round.

"What's that? Who are you calling an old man, Maurry? I'm as young as

ever I was!"

"In any case, it is to Curzon Street that you come, Father."

"As often as you wish, dear boy, but I'll stay with Tom." Then, as

Philip prepared to argue the point, "No, Philip, my mind is made up.

Sit down and tell me the tale of your ridiculous duel with Bancroft."

"Oh, that!" Philip laughed. "It was amusing, but scandalous. My

sympathies were with my adversary."

"And what was the ode you threatened to read?"

"An ode to importunate friends, especially composed for the occasion.

They took it from me--Paul and Louis--oh, and Henri de Chatelin! They

do not like my verse."

Sir Maurice lay back in his seat and laughed till the tears ran down

his cheeks.

"Gad, Philip, but I wish I'd been there! To hear you declaim an ode

of your own making! Faith, is it really my blunt, brusque, impossible

Philip?"

"Not at all! It is your elegant, smooth, and wholly possible Philip!"

Sir Maurice sat up again.

"Ah! And does this Philip contemplate marriage?"

"That," said his son, "is on the knees of the gods."

"I see. Is it woe unto him who seeks to interfere?"

"_Parfaitement!_" bowed Philip. "I play now--a little game."

"And Cleone?"

"Cleone ... I don't know. It is what I wish to find out. Lady

Malmerstoke stands my friend."

"Trust Sally," said Tom.

Philip's eyes sparkled.

"Ah, Tom, Tom, art a rogue! Father, he is in love with her ladyship!"

"He always has been," answered Sir Maurice. "Even before old

Malmerstoke died."

Tom cleared his throat.

"I--"

"Then why do you not wed her?" demanded Philip.

"She would not. Now she says--perhaps. We are very good friends," he

added contentedly. "I doubt neither of us is at the age when one loves

with heat."

"Philip, how do you like Paris?" interrupted Sir Maurice.

"I cannot tell you, sir! My feeling for Paris and my Paris friends is

beyond all words."

"Ay. I thought the same. But in the end one is glad to come home."

"May it please heaven, then, to make the end far, far away," said

Philip. "When I go back, you will go with me, Father."

"Ah, I am too old for that now," answered Sir Maurice. He smiled

reminiscently.

"Too old? _Quelle absurdité!_ M. de Château-Banvau has made me swear to

bring you. M. de Richelieu asked when he was to see your face again. A

score--"

"De Richelieu? Where did you meet him, boy?"

"At Versailles. He was very kind to me for your sake."

"Ay, he would be. So you went to Versailles, then!"

"Often."

"Philip, I begin to think you are somewhat of a rake. What attracted

you to Versailles?"

"Many things," parried Philip.

"Female things?"

"What curiosity! Sometimes, yes, but not _au sérieux_."

"Little Philip without a heart, eh?"

"Who told you that?" Philip leaned forward.

"Satterthwaite wrote it, or something like it."

"_Le petit_ Philippe au _C[oe]ur Perdu_. Most of them would give their

eyes to know who the fair unknown may be!"

"Is it still Cleone?" Sir Maurice looked sharply across at him.

"It has--never been anyone else," answered Philip simply.

"I am glad. I want you to marry her, Philip."

"Sir," said Philip superbly, "I have every intention of so doing."

The Transformation of Philip Jettan · 第 28 / 42 题