The House of Jettan

If you searched among the Downs in Sussex, somewhere between Midhurst

and Brighthelmstone, inland a little, and nestling in modest seclusion

between two waves of hills, you would find Little Fittledean, a village

round which three gentlemen had built their homes. One chose the north

side, half a mile away, and on the slope of the Downs. He was Mr.

Winton, a dull man with no wife, but two children, James and Jennifer.

The second built his house west of the village, not far from the London

Road and Great Fittledean. He was one Sir Thomas Jettan. He chose his

site carefully, beside a wood, and laid out gardens after the Dutch

style. That was way back in the last century when Charles the Second

was King, and what had then been a glaring white erection, stark-naked

and blatant in its sylvan setting, was now, some seventy years later, a

fair place, creeper-hung, and made kindly by the passing of the years.

The Jettan who built it became inordinately proud of the house. Never

a day passed but he would strut round the grounds, looking at the nude

structure from a hundred different points of vantage. It was to be the

country seat of the Jettans in their old age; they were to think of it

almost as they would think of their children. It was never to be sold;

it was to pass from father to son and from son to grandson through

countless ages. Nor must it accrue to a female heir, be she never so

direct, for old Tom determined that the name of Jettan should always

be associated with the house.

Old Tom propounded these notions to the whole countryside. All his

friends and his acquaintances were shown the white house and told

the tale of its owner's past misdemeanours and his present virtue--a

virtue due, he assured them, to the possession of so fair an estate.

No more would he pursue the butterfly existence that all his ancestors

had pursued before him. This house was his anchor and his interest; he

would rear his two sons to reverence it, and it might even be that the

tradition which held every Jettan to be a wild fellow at heart should

be broken at last.

The neighbours laughed behind their hands at old Tom's childishness.

They dubbed the hitherto unnamed house "Tom's Pride," in good-humoured

raillery.

Tom Jettan was busy thinking out a suitable name for his home when the

countryside's nickname came to his ears. He was not without humour in

spite of his vanity, and when the sobriquet had sunk into his brain, he

chuckled deep in his chest, and slapped his knee in appreciation. Not a

month later the neighbours were horrified to find, cunningly inserted

in the wrought-iron gates of the white house, a gilded scroll bearing

the legend, "Jettan's Pride." No little apprehension was felt amongst

them at having their secret joke thus discovered and utilised, and

those who next waited on Tom did so with an air of ashamed nervousness.

But Tom soon made it clear that, far from being offended, he was

grateful to them for finding an appropriate name for his home.

His hopeful prophecy concerning the breaking of tradition was not

realised in either of his sons. The elder, Maurice, sowed all the wild

oats of which he was capable before taking up his abode at the Pride;

the other, Thomas, never ceased sowing wild oats, and showed no love

for the house whatsoever.

When old Tom died he left a will which gave Maurice to understand that

if, by the time he was fifty years of age, he still refused to settle

down at the Pride, it was to pass to his brother and his brother's

heirs.

Thomas counselled Maurice to marry and produce some children.

"For damme if I do, my boy! The old man must have lost his faculties

to expect a Jettan to live in this hole! I tell ye flat, Maurice, I'll

not have the place. 'Tis you who are the elder, and you must assume

the--the responsibilities!" At that he fell a-chuckling, for he was an

irrepressible scamp.

"Certainly I shall live here," answered Maurice. "Three months here,

and nine months--not here. What's to stop me?"

"Does the will allow it?" asked Tom doubtfully.

"It does not forbid it. And I shall get me a wife."

At that Tom burst out laughing, but checked himself hurriedly as he met

his brother's reproving eye.

"God save us, and the old gentleman but three days dead! Not that I

meant any disrespect, y'know. Faith, the old man 'ud be the first to

laugh with me, stap me if he wouldn't!" He stifled another laugh, and

shrugged his shoulders. "Or he would before he went crazy-pious over

this devilish great barn of a house. You'll never have the money to

keep it, Maurry," he added cheerfully, "let alone a wife."

Maurice twirled his eyeglass, frowning.

"My father has left even more than I expected," he said.

"Oh ay! But it'll be gone after a week's play! God ha' mercy, Maurry,

do ye hope to husband it?"

"Nay, I hope to husband a wife. The rest I'll leave to her."

Tom came heavily to his feet. He stared at his brother, round-eyed.

"Blister me, but I believe the place is turning you like the old

gentleman! Now, Maurry, Maurry, stiffen your back, man!"

Maurice smiled.

"It'll take more than the Pride to reform me, Tom. I'm thinking that

the place is too good to sell or throw away."

"If I could lay my hand on two thousand guineas," said Tom, "anyone

could have the Pride for me!"

Maurice looked up quickly.

"Why, Tom, all I've got's yours, you know very well! Take what you

want--two thousand or twenty."

"Devilish good of you, Maurry, but I'll not sponge on you yet. No,

don't start to argue with me, for my head's not strong enough what

with one thing and another. Tell me more of this wife of yours. Who is

it to be?"

"I haven't decided," replied Maurice. He yawned slightly. "There are so

many to choose from."

"Ay--you're an attractive devil--'pon my word you are! What d'ye say to

Lucy Farmer?"

Maurice shuddered.

"Spare me. I had thought of Marianne Tempest."

"What, old Castlehill's daughter? She'd kill you in a month, lad."

"But she is not--dowerless."

"No. But think of it, Maurry! Think of it! A shrew at twenty!"

"Then what do you think of Jane Butterfield?"

Thomas pulled at his lip, irresolute.

"I'm not decrying the girl, Maurice, but Lord! could you live with her?"

"I've not essayed it," answered Maurice.

"No, and marriage is so damned final! 'Tisn't as though ye could live

together for a month or so before ye made up your minds. I doubt the

girl would not consent to that."

"And if she did consent, one would not desire to wed her," remarked

Maurice. "A pity. No, I believe I could not live with Jane."

Thomas sat down again.

"The truth of it is, Maurry, we Jettans must marry for love. There's

not one of us ever married without it, whether for money or no."

"'Tis so unfashionable," objected Maurice. "One marries for

convenience. One may have fifty different loves."

"What! All at once? I think you'd find that a trifle inconvenient,

Maurry! Lord! just fancy fifty loves, oh, the devil! And three's enough

to drive one crazed, bruise me if 'tis not."

Maurice's thin lips twitched responsively.

"Gad no! Fifty loves spread over a lifetime, and you're not bound to

one of them. There's bliss, Tom, you rogue!"

Thomas shook a wise finger at him, his plump, good-humoured face solemn

all at once.

"And not one of them's the true love, Maurry. For if she were, faith,

she'd not be one of fifty! Now, you take my advice, lad, and wait.

Damme, we'll not spoil the family record!

"A rakish youth, says the Jettan adage,

Marriage for love, and a staid old age.

"I don't know that it's true about the staid old age, though. Maybe

'tis only those who wed for love who acquire virtue. Anyway, you'll not

break the second maxim, Maurry."

"Oh?" smiled Maurice. "What's to prevent me?"

Thomas had risen again. Now he slipped his arm in his brother's.

"If it comes to prevention, old sobersides, I'm game. I'll make an

uproar in the church and carry off the bride. Gad, but 'twould be

amusing! Carry off one's brother's bride, under his stern nose. Devil

take it, Maurry, that's just what your nose is! I never thought on't

before--stern, grim, old--now, steady, Tom, my boy, or you'll be

laughing again with the old gentleman not yet underground!"

Maurice waited for his brother's mirth to abate.

"But, Tom, 'tis very well for you to counsel me not to wed without

love! I must marry, for 'tis certain you'll not, and we must have

heirs. What's to be done, I'd like to know?"

"Wait, lad, wait! You're not so old that you can't afford to hold back

yet awhile."

"I'm thirty-five, Tom."

"Then you have fifteen years to run before you need settle down. Take

my advice, and wait!"

The end of it was that Maurice did wait. For four years he continued

to rove through Europe, amusing himself in the usual way of gentlemen

of his day, but in 1729 he wrote a long letter from Paris to his

brother in London, declaring himself in love, and the lady an angel

of goodness, sweetness, amiability, and affection. He said much more

in this vein, all of which Tom had to read, yawning and chuckling by

turns. The lady was one Maria Marchant. She brought with her a fair

dowry and a placid disposition. So Tom wrote off to Maurice at once,

congratulating him, and bestowing his blessing on the alliance. He

desired his dear old Maurry to quit travelling, and to come home to his

affectionate brother Tom.

In a postscript he added that he dropped five hundred guineas at

Newmarket, only to win fifteen hundred at dice the very next week, so

that had it not been for his plaguey ill-luck in the matter of a small

wager with Harry Besham, he would to-day be the most care-free of

mortals, instead of a jaded creature, creeping about in terror of the

bailiffs from hour to hour.

After that there was no more correspondence. Neither brother felt that

there was anything further to be said, and they were not men to waste

their time writing to one another for no urgent matter. Thomas thought

very little more about Maurice's marriage. He supposed that the wedding

would take place in England before many months had gone by; possibly

Maurice would see fit to return at once, as he, Tom, had suggested.

In the meantime, there was nothing to be done. Tom laid his brother's

letter aside, and went on with his ordinary occupations.

He lived in Half-Moon Street. His house was ruled by his cook, the wife

of Moggat, his valet-footman. She also ruled the hapless Moggat. Moggat

retaliated by ruling his jovial master as far as he was able, so one

might really say Mrs. Moggat ruled them all. As Tom was quite unaware

of this fact, it troubled him not a whit.

A month after he had answered his brother's letter, Tom was disturbed

one morning while he sipped his chocolate with the news that a

gentleman wished to speak to him. Tom was in his bed-chamber, his round

person swathed in a silken wrapper of astonishing brightness. He had

not yet doffed his nightcap, and his wig lay on the dressing-table.

The lean, long Moggat crept in at the door, which he seemed hardly to

open, and ahem'd directly behind his master.

Tom was in the act of swallowing his chocolate, and as he had not heard

Moggat's slithering approach, the violent clearing of that worthy's

throat startled him not a little, and he choked.

Tenderly solicitous, Moggat patted him on the back until the coughs and

splutters had abated. Tom bounced round in his chair to face the man.

"Damn and curse it, Moggat! What d'ye mean by it? What d'ye mean by it,

I say? Crawling into a room to make a noise at me just as I'm drinking!

Yes, sir! Just as I'm drinking! Devil take you! D'ye hear me? Devil

take you!"

Moggat listened in mournful silence. When Tom ceased for want

of breath, he bowed, and continued as though there had been no

interruption.

"There is a gentleman below, sir, as desires to have speech with you."

"A gentleman? Don't you know that gentlemen don't come calling at this

hour, ye ninny-pated jackass? Bring me some more chocolate!"

"Yes, sir, a gentleman."

"I tell you no gentleman would disturb another at this hour! Have done

now, Moggat!"

"And although I told the gentleman, sir, as how my master was not yet

robed and accordingly could not see any visitors, he said it was of no

consequence to him whatsoever, and he would be obliged to you to ask

him upstairs at once, sir. So I--"

"Confound his impudence!" growled Tom. "What's his name?"

"The gentleman, sir, on my asking what name I was to tell you, gave me

to understand that it was of no matter."

"Devil take him! Show him out, Moggat! Like as not 'tis one of these

cursed bailiffs. Why, you fool, what d'ye mean by letting him in?"

Moggat sighed in patient resignation.

"If you will allow me to say so, sir, this gentleman is not a bailiff."

"Well, who is he?"

"I regret, sir, I do not know."

"You're a fool! What's this fellow like?"

"The gentleman"--Moggat laid ever so little stress on the word--"is

tall, sir, and--er--slim. He is somewhat dark as regards eyes and

brows, and he is dressed, if I may say so, exceedingly modishly, with

a point-edged hat, and very full-skirted puce coat, laced, French

fashion, with--"

Tom snatched his nightcap off and threw it at Moggat.

"Numskull! D'ye think I want a list of his clothes? Show him out, the

swarthy rogue! Show him out!"

Moggat picked up the nightcap, and smoothed it sadly.

"The gentleman seems anxious to see you, sir."

"Ay! Trying to dun me, the rascal! Don't I know it! Blustering and--"

"No, sir," said Moggat firmly. "I could not truthfully say that the

gentleman blustered. Indeed, sir, if I may say so, I think him a

singularly quiet, cool gentleman. Very soft-spoken, sir--oh, very

soft-spoken!"

"Take him away!" shouted Tom. "I tell you I'll not be pestered at this

hour! I might be asleep, damme! Tell the fellow to come again at a

godly time--not at dawn! Now, don't try to argue, Moggat! I tell you,

if it were my brother himself, I'd not see him!"

Moggat bowed again.

"I will hinform the gentleman, sir."

When the door closed behind Moggat, Tom leaned back in his chair and

picked up one of his letters. Not five minutes later the door creaked

again. Tom turned, to find Moggat at his elbow.

"Eh? What d'ye want?"

"Hif you please, sir, the gentleman says as how he is your brother,"

said Moggat gently.

Tom jumped as though he had been shot.

"What? My brother? What d'ye mean? My brother?"

"Sir Maurice, sir."

Up flew Tom, catching at his wig and cramming it on his head all awry.

"Thunder an' turf! Maurry! Here, you raving wooden-pate! How dare you

leave my brother downstairs? How dare you, I say?" He wrapped himself

more tightly in his robe than ever, and dashed headlong out of the

room, down the stairs to where Maurice awaited him.

Sir Maurice was standing by the window in the library, drumming his

fingers on the sill. At his brother's tempestuous entrance he turned

and bowed.

"A nice welcome you give me, Tom! 'Tell him to come again at a godly

time--I'd not see him if 'twere my brother himself,' forsooth!"

Thomas hopped across the room and seized both Maurice's long, thin

hands in his plump, chubby ones.

"My dear Maurry! My dear old fellow! I'd no notion 'twas you! My dolt

of a lackey--but there! When did you arrive in England?"

"A week ago. I have been at the Pride."

"A week? What a plague d'ye mean by not coming to me till now, ye

rogue?" As he spoke, Tom thrust Maurice into a chair, and himself sat

down opposite him, beaming with pleasure.

Maurice leaned back, crossing his legs. A little smile flickered across

his mouth, but his eyes were solemn as he answered.

"I had first to see my wife installed in her new home," he said.

For a moment Tom stared at him.

"Wife? Tare an' 'ouns, ye don't waste your time! Where and when did you

marry the lady?"

"Three weeks ago, at Paris. Now I have come home to fulfil the last

part of the Jettan adage."

"God ha' mercy!" ejaculated Thomas. "Not a staid old age, lad! Not you?"

"Something like it," nodded Maurice. "Wait till you have seen my wife!"

"Ay, I'm waiting," said Tom. "What's to do now, then? The country

squire, and half a dozen children?"

The grey eyes twinkled.

"Tom, I'll thank you not to be so coarse."

"Coarse? _Coarse?_ Gad, Maurice, what's come over you?"

"I am a married man," replied Maurice. "As such I have--er--learned to

guard my tongue. My wife--"

"Maurry, couldn't ye call the lady by her name?" begged Tom. "Faith, I

can't bear those two words so often, proud though ye may be of them."

Maurice flushed slightly and smiled.

"Maria, then. She is a very--sweet, delicate lady."

"Lord! I'd made up my mind you'd wed a bold, strapping wench with a

saucy smile, Maurry!"

"I? Good God, no! My w--Maria is gentle, and meek, and--"

"Ay, ay, Maurry, I know!" hastily interrupted Thomas. "I must see her

for myself, so don't spoil the surprise for me, there's a good fellow!

Now have you breakfasted? No? Then come upstairs with me. Where's

that rascal Moggat? Moggat! Moggat! Ah, there you are! Go and prepare

breakfast at once, man! And bring some more chocolate to my room."

He wrapped the voluminous robe about him once more, and, seizing his

brother by the arm, led him forth to the staircase.

* * * * *

Thus it was that Maurice Jettan brought home his bride. She was a

gentle lady, with a sweet disposition; she adored her handsome husband,

and duly presented him with a son, Philip. When the babe was shown

to him, Tom discovered that he was a true Jettan, with all their

characteristics. His father confessed that he saw no resemblance

either to himself or to anyone, but he was nevertheless gratified by

his brother's remarks. Tom chuckled mightily and prophesied that young

Philip would prove himself a Jettan in more ways than one. He hinted at

a youth which should surpass his father's in brilliancy, and Maurice

smiled, looking proudly down at the red, crumpled face.

"And," concluded Tom, "he'll have a papa who can advise him in all

matters of fashion better than any man I know. Why, Maurice, you will

show him the fashionable world! You must take care you do not stagnate

here. You must not fall out of Society."

Maurice was still smiling down at his offspring.

"No. I must not fall out, Tom. The youngster will need me later on."

* * * * *

For five years he continued to take his place in London Society, but

he found that the desire for excitement and gaiety was growing less

and less within him. The death of Maria gave this desire the _coup de

grâce_. Maurice took his small son down to the Pride as soon as he had

recovered from the first shock of bereavement, and after that for some

years he rarely visited London, except sometimes to see his brother or

his tailor. Then he seemed to grow restless again, and started to spend

more time with Tom. Bit by bit he re-entered the world he had quitted,

yet never did he give himself up to it as once he had done. The Pride

seemed to call him, and little Philip held his heart with both hands.

Thereafter he spent his time between London and the Pride. When he felt

restless, he packed his bags and flitted either to London or to Paris;

when the restlessness had passed, back he came to the Pride, there to

spend two or three peaceful months.

When Philip was eighteen, he took him to London. Philip was very

thoroughly bored. Sir Maurice concluded that he was too young to be

introduced into Society, and he sent him back to the country, thinking

that in two or three years' time the lad would be only too anxious to

leave it.

But the years slipped by, and Philip showed no desire to follow in

his father's footsteps. He refused to go on the Grand Tour; he cared

nothing for Dress or Fashionable Manners; he despised the life of

Courts; he preferred to remain in the country, usurping, to a great

extent, his father's position as squire. He was now some twenty-three

years old, tall and handsome, but, as his father told his uncle, "an

unpolished cub."

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