CHAPTER III.--DUST TO DUST.

The funeral passed off in a very pleasant manner, nothing

occuring to mar the harmony of the occasion. By a happy thought

of Reginald's mother, the wives walked to the grave twenty

abreast, which rendered that part of the ceremony thoroughly

impartial.

. . . .

That night the twenty wives, with heavy hearts, sought their

twenty respective couches. But no Reginald occupied those twenty

respective couches--Reginald would never more linger all night in

blissful repose in those twenty respective couches--Reginald's

head would never more press the twenty respective pillows of

those twenty respective couches--never, nevermore!

. . . .

In another house, not many leagues from the House of Mourning, a

gray-haired woman was weeping passionately. "He died," she

cried, "he died without sigerfyin', in any respect, where them

mules went to!"

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