CHAPTER XVII.

New Experiments--Aërial Suspension, &c.--A Performance at the

Odéon--A Friend in Need--1848--The Theatre deserted--I leave Paris

for London--Manager Mitchell--Publicity in England--The Great

Wizard--A Butter-mould used as a Puff--Singular Bills--A Prize for

the best Pun.

Instead of being able to recommence my performances on the 1st of

September, as I had hoped, my compulsory holidays, which might be called

my “penal servitude,” were prolonged another month, and it was not till

the 1st of October that I was prepared to offer my new experiments to

the public.

My pecuniary interests were much affected by this delay, but I trusted,

correctly enough, to the zeal of the public to visit me, as a

compensation.

My new repertory contained the _Crystal Box_, the _Fantastic Portfolio_,

the _Trepèze Tumbler_, the _Garde Française_, the _Origin of Flowers_,

the _Crystal Balls_, the _Inexhaustible Bottle_, the _Ethereal

Suspension_, &c.

I had devoted especial care to the last experiment, on which I built

great hopes. Surgery had supplied me with the first idea of it.

It will be remembered that in 1847 the insensibility produced by

inhaling ether began to be applied in surgical operations; all the world

talked about the marvellous effect of this anæsthetic, and its

extraordinary results. In the eyes of many people it seemed much akin to

magic.

Seeing that the surgeons had invaded my domain, I asked myself if this

did not allow me to make reprisals. I did so by inventing my _ethereal

suspension_, which, I believe, was far more surprising than any result

obtained by my surgical brethren.

The subject I intended to operate on was my younger son, and I could not

have selected one better suited for the experiment. He was a stout lad

of about six years of age, and his plump and rosy face was the picture

of health. In spite of his youth, he displayed the greatest intelligence

in learning his part, and played it with such perfection, that the most

incredulous were duped.

This trick was very much applauded, and I am bound to say that my

arrangements were excellently made: this was the first time I tried to

direct the surprise of my spectators by gradually heightening it up to

the moment when, so to speak, it exploded.

I divided my experiment into three parts, each more surprising than the

former.

Thus, when I removed the stool from beneath the child’s feet, the

public, who had smiled during the preparations for the suspension,

became thoughtful.

When I next removed one of the canes, exclamations of surprise and fear

were heard.

Lastly, at the moment when I raised my son to an horizontal position,

the spectators, at this unexpected result, crowned the experiment with

hearty applause.

Still, it sometimes happened that sensitive persons, regarding the

etherization too seriously, protested in their hearts against the

applause, and wrote me letters in which they severely upbraided the

unnatural father who sacrificed the health of his poor child to the

pleasures of the public. Some went so far as to threaten me with the

terrors of the law if I did not give up my inhuman performance.

The anonymous writers of such accusations did not suspect the pleasure

they caused me. After amusing the family circle, I kept the letters

preciously as proofs of the illusion I had produced.

The fashion this performance raised could not surpass that of the

previous year: I could not expect any other result than filling my

theatre, and that occurred every evening.

The royal family also wished to see my new experiments; and for this

purpose the whole room was taken for the afternoon, so that my evening

performances were not interrupted.

This performance, which the Queen of the Belgians witnessed with her

family, was only so far peculiar, that my little room was filled with

exalted personages. All the seats were occupied, for their majesties

were accompanied by their respective courts, and a great number of

ambassadors and royal dignitaries.

As I had reason to hope, my noble spectators were satisfied, and deigned

to thank me in person.

In the midst of this gentle satisfaction, I had every reason to believe

that I possessed the favor of the public; I learned, though, at a heavy

penalty, that even if the favor of that sovereign may appear secured, a

trifle will cause it almost to expire.

On the 18th of February, 1848, Madame Dorval took her benefit at the

Odéon, and I promised that eminent actress to perform some of my tricks

as an interlude.

I was punctual to my appointment across the water; half-past eleven

struck, when the curtain fell just prior to my performance. As I had

been ready to begin for some time, ten minutes were sufficient to give a

final glance to my preparations.

My first care, on taking possession of the stage, had been to conceal my

operations from indiscreet eyes; hence, I had dismissed everybody.

Unfortunately, I had not even made an exception in favor of the

stage-manager, and the sorrowful effects of this measure will now be

seen.

In most excellent humor, I ordered my servant to give the three usual

taps, and the orchestra began playing while I walked to the side-scene,

prior to making my appearance. But at the moment the curtain rose, I

remembered I had forgotten one of my “accessories,” and I ran to my

dressing-room to fetch it. Unfortunately, in my hurry, I did not notice

that the machinist had inadvertently left a small trap open, and my leg

slipped into it up to the knee.

The pain drew from me a sharp cry of distress; my servant ran up, and he

could only release me with some difficulty. But I was in a sad state,

for my trouser was torn completely up, exposing my bleeding and

lacerated leg.

In this unhappy condition, I could not possibly return to the stage;

hence I looked around in search of some one to announce to the public

the accident that had happened to me, but I could only see two firemen.

They would not do for so delicate a mission, and although I had my

servant, this worthy lad was a negro with woolly head, blubber lips, and

an ebony skin, whose simple language would not have failed to raise a

laugh at my painful position.

The stage-manager alone could undertake the mission; but where should I

find him?

These reflections, prompt as lightning, were interrupted by the

commencement of a storm in the theatre; the public summoned me, for it

must be remembered the curtain had risen, and in the eyes of the public

I had missed my entrance; this was disrespect, and, therefore,

unpardonable!

My negro, without caring for what was passing elsewhere, tore up his

handkerchief and mine, and bound my wound with considerable skill. This

did not prevent me suffering severe pain, but I soon experienced a

torture a thousand-fold greater when I heard a violent storm burst out

in the house. The public, who had begun by stamping, were now hissing,

shouting, and yelling in all the discordant tones of dissatisfaction.

Overcoming my pain, I changed my trousers in haste, and decided on going

myself to describe my accident. I therefore walked slowly to the door of

the stage, and I was just going to open it, when a frightful noise

turned me cold with terror, and checked me. My heart failed me. Still, I

put a stop to this. “Courage,” I said to myself, with a supreme

effort--“courage!” and straight-way throwing open the folding doors, I

walked on the stage.

I shall never forget my reception. On one hand, cries, hisses, yells; on

the other, clapping of hands and applause, enough to wake the dead. The

two parties were apparently attempting to conquer each other in making a

noise.

Pale and trembling at such a rough reception, I waited patiently for a

moment when the combatants, wearied with the contest, would allow me to

explain my delay. This moment at length arrived, and I was enabled to

describe my painful adventure. My paleness testified to the truth of my

words. The public allowed themselves to be disarmed, and hisses were no

longer mingled with the applause which greeted my explanation.

Any one who knows the relief and comfort bravos and hearty applause

arouse in the heart of an actor, will understand the sudden change they

produced in me. The blood rushed to my cheeks and restored my color, my

strength returned, and, possessed by fresh energy, I stated to the

public that I found myself so much recovered that I would go on with my

performance. I did so; and such was the power of my excitement, that I

scarce felt the pain produced by my wound.

I have said that, on my appearance, I was saluted by demonstrations of a

very different nature. Although many of my spectators hissed, others

applauded me. Truth extorts a confession from me. I was supported on

this evening by an omnipotent protector.

This requires an explanation. Hence, that my readers may solve the

enigma, I am obliged to narrate a slight anecdote:

At the period when I invented my experiment of second sight, several

Parisian managers proposed to me to perform, as an interlude, in their

theatres, but I had refused, because, as I was tired by my own

performances, I did not wish to prolong them. My determination on this

point was quite formed, when I received a visit from an actress of the

Palais Royal, Madame M----, who performed the part of duennas.

“I have not the honor of your acquaintance, sir,” she said, with a

certain degree of hesitation, “hence I am almost afraid to ask you to

render me a great service. These are the circumstances of the case: our

excellent manager, Dormeuil, has offered me a benefit, the profits of

which are intended to release my son from the conscription. It only

depends on you, sir, to ensure the success of the performance by giving

me your assistance.” And the poor mother, deriving her eloquence from

her love for her son, painted in such lively colors the distress she

would feel from a failure, that, touched by her grief, I rescinded my

determination, and consented to add my performance of the “second sight”

to her bill.

I dare not form the flattering idea that my name had any share in the

success of the performance; still, the house was crowded, and the

receipts more than covered the price of a substitute.

The next day the happy mother called to tell me of her good fortune, and

thank me. She was accompanied by a gentleman I did not know, but who, so

soon as Madame M---- had ceased speaking, told me in his turn the object

of his visit.

“I have taken the liberty of accompanying Madame M---- to compliment you

on what you have done for her. It is a good action, for which all her

theatrical friends owe you abundant thanks; and, for my part, I hope,

sooner or later, to evidence my gratitude in my own way.”

While flattered at my visitor’s remarks, I was much puzzled as to the

sense of his last sentence. He noticed it, and, giving me no time to

reply, continued:

“Ah! I forgot to tell you who I am, and I ought to have begun with that.

My name is Duhart, and I manage theatrical successes at the Palais

Royal. By the way,” he added, “were you satisfied with the reception you

had last night?”

This confession, I grant, robbed me of a sweet illusion. I had fancied I

owed my reception to my own merits, and I now could not guess what share

of the applause legitimately belonged to me. Still, I thanked M. Duhart

for his kindness, both past and to come. Three months later, I had

almost forgotten this incident, when one day, as I was going to give a

performance at the Porte Saint-Martin, my friend Duhart called on me.

“Only one word, Monsieur Houdin,” he said, without taking the trouble to

sit down. “I read in the bills that you are going to perform for

Raucourt’s benefit, and I have recommended you to P----, who will ‘take

care of you.’”

I was in fact, “taken care of,” for when I appeared on the stage, I was

greeted by a reception worthy of the highest artistic celebrities. It

was easy to recognize an ovation warmly recommended, but I was glad to

notice that the public “followed suit,” and that the bravos emanating

from the pit radiated through the whole house.

A few months later, when about to perform at the Gymnase, came another

visit from Duhart, the same recommendation to his comrade, and a similar

result. In short, I rarely quitted my own stage but my grateful

protector interested himself in my success.

I am forced to say that I let him do so, and saw no harm in it; far from

that, these encouragements were a stimulant for me, and I always

redoubled my efforts to deserve them.

I have taken a pride in relating this incident, for it admirably depicts

the character of a man capable of being so long grateful for a slight

service rendered to a friend. However, the performance at the Odéon was

the last in which the worthy Duhart went out of his way for me, as the

revolution of February arrived a few days later.

It will be remembered that this event was an utter “smasher” for all the

theatres.

After exhausting all the attractive baits of their repertory, the

managers, finding all their attractions fail, vainly formed a congress

to relieve them from such a disastrous situation.

I was invited to the meeting, but, though I put in an appearance, it was

merely through politeness, as I was in a position very different from

that of my brethren.

This position depended simply on the fact that my establishment, instead

of having the name of a theatre, was called a “spectacle.” Through this

slight difference of title I enjoyed rights infinitely more extended.

Thus, while the theatres could only have bills of a size arranged by a

police decree, I was at liberty, as the manager of a spectacle, to

announce my performances in unbounded proportions.

I could also lessen or increase the number of my performances at my

pleasure, which was not one of the slightest advantages of my

management.

Lastly, I had a right, whenever I thought proper, to put the key of my

room in my pocket, dismiss my staff, and walk about at my leisure in

expectation of better times.

All these advantages, to which I will add that of being burdened with

very slight expenses compared with my brethren, offered me no other

result than that of not losing my money. However I might try, the public

remained deaf to my appeal as to theirs.

I am mistaken though; for some days I received very polite letters from

the Provisional Government, in the shape of “free passes,” which begged

me to find room in my hall for the students of the Polytechnic and St.

Cyr schools, accompanied by their tutors.

I was enchanted, it is true, by this amiable act of politeness, which

augmented the number of my scanty spectators; for I performed, at

least, before a well-filled room, and I had no longer the annoyance of

seeing those unlucky benches empty--a sight which usually paralyzes the

most philosophic performers.

This illusion was, in truth, very ephemeral, for each evening, after the

performance, my cashier assumed a very gloomy face on approaching me.

What disenchantment! What bitter reprisals on the part of the blind

goddess who, for some time, had granted me such sweet favors!

Still, in these moments of distress, I may say with perfect sincerity

deceptions and torment were not confined to the profit and loss account;

and though a manager does not take money, he desires to conceal his

misery. In order to produce a deception, he tries to furnish his

theatre, and he gives free admissions. I had recourse to this measure;

but, what will appear strange, these tickets, which, a month earlier,

would have been regarded as an immense favor, were viewed with

considerable indifference, and it often happened that people did not

take the trouble to accept my invitation.

Having become a philosopher through necessity, I ended by resigning

myself to seeing my room nearly empty, and I sent out no more

invitations. Besides, I had enjoyed an opportunity of studying the “free

admissions,” and I had remarked that this class of spectators is, or

pretends to be, quite indifferent to the performance. In fact, the “free

admission,” when he believes the theatre short of spectators, imagines

he is doing an act of kindness by accepting the invitation offered him.

If he find the house full, he fancies all the places are occupied by

gratis tickets (and he is sometimes correct), and he concludes from it

that the performance cannot be very amusing. If he happen to be

mistaken, he does not applaud, in his fear of being taken for a

gratuitous visitor, and pass for an accomplice paying for his seat in

applause.

I was in the thick of my managerial troubles when, one morning, I

received a visit from the manager of the French theatre in London.

Mitchell (that is his name), far from seeking to delude me by false

promises, like my Brussels theatrical agent, merely made me the

following simple proposal:

“Monsieur Robert-Houdin,” he said to me, “you are well known in London;

come and perform at the St. James’ Theatre, and I have every reason to

believe you will be successful. Besides, we shall be equally interested,

for we will share the gross receipts, and I will pay all the expenses.

You will perform alternately with my Opéra Comique, that is to say, on

Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, and you will begin, if you please, on

the 7th of May next, or a month from to-day.”

These conditions appearing to me very acceptable, I may add, most

advantageous, I agreed to them most readily. Mitchell, then, offered me

his hand, I gave him mine, and this friendly sanction was the only

agreement we made for this important affair. Though there was no forfeit

on either side, no arrangement or signature, never was a bargain better

cemented.

From that time, during all my long connection with Mitchell, I had many

occasions of appreciating all the value of his word. I may say loudly

that he is one of the most conscientious managers I ever had dealings

with. In addition, Mitchell adds an extreme affability, and a remarkable

degree of generosity and disinterestedness to the merit of keeping his

word. Under all circumstances, he will be found to act as a perfect

gentleman, and one of the most brilliant qualities he possesses as

manager, is his courteous behavior to his performers. The following

instance will serve as a proof:

Jenny Lind was singing at Her Majesty’s Theatre on the same evenings I

performed at St. James’s, so that, despite all the wish I felt to go and

hear her, I could not make up my mind to sacrifice a performance for

this attractive pleasure. However, in consequence of a circumstance too

lengthy to detail here, I happened to find myself free on one of the

nights when Jenny Lind sang. I must add that, besides managing the St.

James’s Theatre, Mitchell had hired a certain number of boxes at Her

Majesty’s by the year, and, according to the English custom, let them

out to the highest bidders. It happened at times that all the tickets

were not sold, and in that case Mitchell gave them to a few privileged

friends. I was aware of this circumstance, and intended to ask him a

similar favor for this evening.

At the moment I was going out to seek my manager, he came into my room.

“By Jove, my dear Mitchell,” I said to him, “I was just going to prefer

a request to you.”

“Whatever it may be, my dear friend,” he replied, politely, “be assured

it will be willingly heard.”

And when I explained to him what I wanted,

“Good Heavens! Houdin,” he said, in a tone of real annoyance, “how

unlucky you should ask that of me.”

“Why so?” I replied, in the same tone; “if it is not possible, my dear

friend, pray let me withdraw my request.”

“On the contrary, my dear Houdin--on the contrary, it is very easy; I am

only vexed at missing the surprise I intended to offer you: I was going

to give you an excellent box for to-night: here it is.”

A more delicate and amiable way of behaving could hardly be suggested.

A fortnight had scarce elapsed since my interview with Mitchell, when,

after a most successful passage, I disembarked at London. On the moment

of my arrival, my manager led me to a delightful lodging close to the

theatre, and showed me all the rooms. On reaching the sleeping

apartment, he said:

“You have a celebrated bed before you: it is the one in which Rachel,

Déjazet, Jenny Colon, and many other artistic celebrities, rested after

the emotion produced by their successes. You cannot but enjoy the ideas

which the remembrance of these illustrious guests will summon up in your

dreams. To any other than you, my dear Houdin, I would say that these

celebrated predecessors must bring good luck; but your success depends

on the virtue of your magic staff.”

Mitchell, feeling desirous to add all desirable attraction to my

performances, had ordered a scene in the Louis XV. style, as well as a

curtain, on which was painted, in letters of gold, the title adopted for

my Paris theatre, “_Soirées Fantastiques de_ ROBERT-HOUDIN;”

consequently, I could not begin my arrangements till all these

preparations had been completed.

In the meanwhile, having nothing better to do, I walked about daily in

the magnificent parks, and collected my strength, in preparation for the

fatigues I was about to undergo in my performances.

At this word “fatigues,” my reader will be doubtlessly surprised, for he

has every reason to suppose that my stay in London would be in some

degree a period of rest, as, instead of playing seven times a week, as

in Paris, I was only to give three performances in the same period.

To explain this apparent contradiction, it will be enough for me to

state that the work and fatigue are less in the performance than its

preparation. As at St. James’s Theatre I had to perform alternately with

the Comic Opera, I was obliged, lest I might impede these artists in

their studies, to give them all necessary time for their rehearsals,

which, as is well known, occupy the greater portion of the day.

Consequently, I had promised to clear the stage so soon as my

performance was over, and not occupy it again till the middle of the day

on which I performed. Add to this, that in my labor of preparing and

removing, the master’s eye was not sufficient, but I had for various

reasons to set to work myself, and it may be easily understood that this

caused me enormous fatigue.

It caused me at the outset a species of comical regret to find that my

performances would not owe their success entirely to my own merits. In

England it is almost impossible to gain the ear of the public unless

every possible form of notoriety be resorted to, and the change from my

peaceful retirement in Paris was very startling. Whenever I took my

walks abroad, my name in gigantic letters stared me in the face, while

enormous posters, on which my various tricks were represented, covered

the walls of London, and, according to the English fashion, were

promenaded about the streets, by the help of a vehicle like those we

employ in Paris for removing furniture.

But, however great this publicity might be, it was quite modest when

compared to that opposed to us by a rival, who may be justly regarded as

the most ingenious and skillful puffer in England.

On my arrival in England, a conjurer of the name of Anderson, who

assumed the title of _Great Wizard of the North_, had been performing

for a long period at the little Strand Theatre.

This artist, fearing, doubtlessly, that public attention might be

divided, tried to crush the publicity of my performances; hence, he sent

out on London streets a cavalcade thus organized:

Four enormous carriages, covered with posters and pictures representing

all sorts of witchcraft, opened the procession. Then followed

four-and-twenty merry men, each bearing a banner, on which was painted a

letter a yard in height.

At each cross-road the four carriages stopped side by side and presented

a bill some twenty-five yards in length, while all the men, I should say

letters, on receiving the word of command, drew themselves up in a line,

like the vehicles.

Seen in front, the letters formed this phrase:

THE CELEBRATED ANDERSON!!!

while, on the other side of the banners could be read:

THE GREAT WIZARD OF THE NORTH.

Unfortunately for the Wizard, his performances were attacked by a mortal

disease; too long a stay in London had ended by producing satiety.

Besides, his repertory was out of date, and could not contend against

the new tricks I was about to offer. What could he present to the public

in opposition to the second sight, the suspension, and the inexhaustible

bottle? Hence, he was obliged to close his theatre and start for the

provinces, where he managed, as usual, to make excellent receipts, owing

to his powerful means of notoriety.

I have met many “puffers” in my life, but I may say I never saw one who

attained the elevation Anderson reached. The instance I have quoted will

give some idea of his manner, but I will add a few others, to supply a

perfect idea of the man.

Whenever his performances are going to be given in a large town, though

they are announced with extreme publicity, Anderson contrives to bring

his wonders to the notice even of those who never read the newspapers or

posters.

For this purpose, he sends to all the buttermen in the town moulds on

which his name, title, and the hour of his performance are engraved,

begging them to imprint his stamp on their butter-pats, in lieu of the

cow ordinarily represented. As every family in England eats butter at

breakfast, it follows that each receives, at no expense to the conjurer,

an invitation to pay a visit to the illustrious Wizard of the North.

Again, too, Anderson sends out into the streets, before daybreak, a

dozen men, carrying those open frames, by means of which, and with a

brush and lamp-black, the walls of Paris have been so long covered with

puffs. These people print the announcement of the Wizard’s performance

on the pavement, which is always kept remarkably clean in England. In

spite of himself, every tradesman on opening his shop, and every

inhabitant proceeding to business, cannot but read the name of Anderson,

and the announcement of his performance. It is true that a few hours

later these puffs are effaced by the footsteps of the passers-by, but

thousands of persons have read them, and the Wizard requires no more.

His posters are equally original, and I was shown one of a gigantic size

put out on the occasion of his return to London after a lengthened

absence in the provinces. It was a caricature imitation of the famous

picture “Napoleon’s Return from Elba.”

In the foreground Anderson was seen affecting the attitude of the great

man; above his head fluttered an enormous banner, bearing the words “The

Wonder of the World;” while, behind him, and somewhat lost in the shade,

the Emperor of Russia and several other monarchs stood in a respectful

posture. As in the original picture, the fanatic admirers of the Wizard

embraced his knees, while an immense crowd received him triumphantly. In

the distance could be seen the equestrian statue of the Iron Duke, who,

hat in hand, bowed before him, the Great Wizard; and, lastly, the very

dome of St. Paul’s bent towards him most humbly.

At the bottom was the inscription,

“RETURN OF THE NAPOLEON OF NECROMANCY.”

Regarded seriously, this picture would be found a puff in very bad

taste; but, as a caricature, it is excessively comic. Besides, it had

the double result of making the London public laugh, and bringing a

great number of shillings into the skillful puffer’s pockets.

When Anderson is about to leave a town where he has exhausted all his

resources, and has nothing more to hope, he still contrives to make one

more enormous haul.

He orders from the first jeweller in the town a silver vase, worth

twenty or twenty-five pounds; he hires, for one evening only, the

largest theatre or room in the town, and announces that in the Wizard’s

parting performance the spectators will compete to make the best pun.

The silver vase is to be the prize of the victor.

A jury is chosen among the chief people of the town to decide with the

public on the merits of each pun.

It is agreed that they will applaud if they think a pun good; they will

say nothing to a passable one, but groan at a bad one.

The room is always crowded, for people come less to see the performance,

which they know by heart, than to display their wit publicly. Each makes

his jest, and receives a greeting more or less favorable; and, lastly,

the vase is decreed to the cleverest among them.

Any other than Anderson would be satisfied with the enormous receipts

his performance produces; but the Great Wizard of the North has not

finished yet. Before the audience leaves the house he states that a

short-hand writer had been hired by him to take down all the puns, and

that they will be published as a Miscellany.

As each spectator who has made a joke likes to see it in print, he

purchases a copy of the book for a shilling. An idea of the number of

these copies may be formed from the number of puns they contain. I have

one of these books in my possession, printed at Glasgow in 1850, in

which there are 1091 of these facetiæ.

The charlatan style of Anderson’s bills is most amusing--at least I

regard it as such; for it is not presumable that Anderson ever intended

sincerely to praise himself in such an outrageous way. If I am mistaken,

it would be more than vanity on his part, when I take into consideration

his conjuring talent. Hence I believe him to be very modest at heart.

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