CHAPTER XII.

The Inventive Genius of a Sugar-baker--Philippe the Magician--His

Comic Adventures--Description of his Performance--Exposition of

1844--The King and Royal Family visit my Automata.

The long looked-for change in my fortunes had at length arrived; my

automata had gained me a certain degree of reputation, and I was making

arrangements to commence my performances. Before describing these, I

must devote a few pages, however, to some account of my immediate

predecessor in the conjuring art, whose success in Paris at this period

was most brilliant: I mean Philippe, the renowned magician, sorcerer,

sleight-of-hand performer, and conjurer.

Philippe Talon was born at Alais, near Nîmes; after having carried on

his sweet trade of confectioner for some time in Paris, his want of

success compelled him to expatriate himself. London, that _pays de

Cocagne_, the perspective El Dorado, was close at hand; so our tradesman

proceeded thither, and soon set up again in trade in the capital of the

United Kingdom. The French confectioner had fair chance of success, for

in addition to the English liking for sweet-stuff, French confectionary

has ever enjoyed a reputation in that country, only comparable with that

which _real_ English blacking has so long held in France. Still, despite

these advantages, it seems that fresh difficulties arose; the fogs of

the Thames, or, as some say, dangerous speculations, melted the fragile

wares; the comfitures suffered a decided discomfiture.

Talon packed up a second time and went to Aberdeen, to ask shelter from

the Scotch mountaineers, to whom he offered in exchange his seductive

cates. Unfortunately, the Scotch of Aberdeen, differing greatly from the

mountaineers in _La Dame Blanche_, wear neither silk stockings nor

patent leather shoes, and consume very few jujubes and tarts. Thus, the

new shop would soon have undergone the fate of the other two, had not

Talon’s inventive genius found an issue from this precarious position.

The confectioner rightly thought that, in order to sell wares, they must

be known; and in order for them to be known, they must be made known.

Relying on this judicious reasoning, Talon soon compelled the

Aberdonians to eat his sugar-plums, and, better still, to pay for them.

At this period, there was a company of actors at Aberdeen much in the

same condition as Talon’s “goodies;” they were neglected, and no one

cared to try them. In vain had the manager prepared a pantomime full of

tricks and blue-fire, the public remained deaf to his repeated appeals.

One fine day, Talon called on the Scotch impresario: “I have a proposal

to make to you, sir,” he said, without further preface, “which, if

accepted, will fill your theatre, I am convinced.”

“Pray explain yourself, sir,” the manager said, nibbling at the bait,

but putting little faith in a promise which he had good reasons for

believing difficult of realization.

“It is simply,” Talon continued, “to join to the attraction of your

performance a lottery, for which I will pay all the cost. This shall be

the arrangement: each spectator, on entering, must pay, in addition,

the sum of sixpence, giving him a claim--

“1. To a paper of mixed sugar-plums.

“2. To a lottery-ticket, by which he may gain the first prize, of the

value of five pounds.”

Talon also promised a new performance, the secret of which he confided

to the manager under the seal of discretion.

These proposals being accepted, the bargain was soon completed, and the

intelligent Talon had not deceived himself. The public attracted by the

bonbons, the pantomime, and the promised surprise, filled the theatre.

The lottery was drawn; the prize made one person happy, and the other

twelve or fifteen hundred spectators, provided with their papers of

sugar-plums, consoled their disappointment by exchanging their

“goodies.” Under such favorable circumstances the pantomime was found

charming.

Still, this piece was drawing to its close, and the promised surprise

had not yet come off, when suddenly the dancers in the ballet arranged

themselves in a circle, a sharp cry was heard, and a magnificent Punch

bounded on to the stage. It was Talon disguised by two cotton humps and

the traditional costume.

Our new artist performed Punch’s eccentric dance with rare talent, and

was heartily applauded. To thank the audience for their kind reception,

the dancer tried to make a bow, but managed it so clumsily that he fell

over on his side and could not rise again. The performers hastened to

pick the wounded man up; he spoke in a faint voice, and complained of a

broken rib. He earnestly asked for a box of Morrison’s pills, and a

servant hastened to bring him pills of an enormous size.

The public, who till then had pitied poor Punch’s pain, and remained

silent sympathisers, now began to scent a jest. First they smiled, and

then they laughed when the patient, taking one of the pills, pretended

to swallow it. Half a dozen having followed the same road, Punch found

himself perfectly recovered, so, making a polite bow, he retired amidst

shouts of laughter.

Philippe had given his first performance--the confectioner had exchanged

the barley-sugar trick for the magician’s wand.

This burlesque scene met with extraordinary success, and the receipts

swelled day by day, until the confectioner had disposed of all his

wares. Then he set off to give a specimen of his new talent in other

towns.

I do not know whence the new magician acquired his art, but it is

probable (historical gaps are always filled up with probabilities) that

Talon had learned conjuring, as he had Punch’s dance, to amuse his

friends. One thing is certain, the performance he offered the worthy

Aberdonians was not first rate, and it was not till he left that town

that he made the great improvement to which he owed his future

reputation.

Henceforth, laying aside his comfitures and Punch’s garb and squeak,

Philippe (the name the conjurer assumed) traversed England, giving at

first very modest performances. Then, his repertory becoming gradually

increased by a certain number of tricks he picked up from conjurers of

the day, he attacked the large towns, and proceeded to Glasgow, where he

built a wooden theatre in which to give his performances.

While the magic temple was building, Philippe noticed among the

bricklayer’s lads a young fellow who seemed to have remarkable

intelligence, and he eventually engaged him to appear on the stage as

assistant magician. Macalister (as his assistant was called) had a

natural genius for tricks and models; he required no apprenticeship in

this mysterious art, and indeed soon invented some tricks which

attracted his master’s attention.

From this moment, either by Macalister’s help or for some other reason,

success attended Philippe everywhere, and he began acting in theatres.

After a lengthened tour through England he crossed over to Dublin, where

he acquired two new tricks, which were the foundation of his future

reputation.

Three Chinese, who had come to France to perform some very startling

tricks, attempted some performances at Paris, which, owing to their ill

success, caused a quarrel among the Celestials. In France as well as in

China, “horses fight when there is no hay in the manger,” and, though

our jugglers did not have recourse to such extremities, they separated.

One of them proceeded to Dublin, where he taught Philippe the

“gold-fish” trick, as well as the “rings.” On learning the first of

these tricks, Philippe was in great trouble about performing it, for he

wanted a robe. He could not assume a Chinese costume, as his face had

none of the distinguishing features of a mandarin, nor could he dream of

a dressing-gown, for however rich it might have been, the public would

not have endured such a slight. Hence Philippe extricated himself from

the difficulty by assuming the attire of a magician. It was a daring

innovation, for, till that period, no conjurer had ventured to take on

himself the responsibility of such a costume.

Once possessed of these two tricks, Philippe formed the project of

returning to his ungrateful country; he, therefore, came to Paris in the

summer of 1841, and performed at the Salle Montesquieu. The gold-fish

and ring tricks, a brilliant costume, a magnificent pointed cap, and a

comfortably arranged room, soon attracted large audiences, among whom

was the manager of a Vienna theatre. Delighted with the performance, the

latter on the spot offered the conjurer an engagement at half profits,

which Philippe willingly accepted. As the Salle Montesquieu was used for

public balls during the winter, this engagement also allowed him time to

have a theatre constructed in readiness for his return to Paris.

The opening of the room Bonne-Nouvelle created a sensation in Paris when

Philippe came back from his Austrian tour, and crowds went to see the

gold-fish trick, which the performances in the Salle Montesquieu had

made known.

My reader will have the kindness to accompany me to the _Palais des

Prestiges_ (as the new temple of magic was christened), and we will

attend one of the magician’s performances.

On reaching the end of the first-floor passage in the Bonne-Nouvelle

Bazaar, you passed through a doorway, and were quite surprised to find

yourself in a room excellently adapted for this style of performance.

There were stalls, pit, gallery, and boxes; the decorations were most

elegant, and, above all, there was plenty of room to stretch your legs.

An orchestra composed of six musicians of doubtful talent executed a

symphony to the accompaniment of the _mélophone_, a species of accordeon

recently invented by a man of the name of Leclerc, who undertook the

musical arrangements of the palace.

The curtain rises.

To the great surprise of the spectators the stage is in perfect

darkness.

A gentleman dressed in black emerges from a side door and walks towards

us. It is Philippe: I recognise him by the Provençal twang of his

accent. All the other spectators take him for the manager, and fear they

are about to hear some painful intelligence, as this gentleman holds a

pistol in his hand.

Their uncertainty is, however, soon dispelled, for Philippe introduces

himself. He states that he has been delayed in his preparations, but, in

order to save time, he will light the innumerable candles on his stage

by firing a pistol. Although a fire-arm is not required for the

experiment, and is only intended to throw powder in the spectators’

eyes, the candles are suddenly lighted at the sound of the detonation.

The audience applaud vociferously, and deservedly so, for this trick is

remarkably striking. However much it may be applauded, the time it

requires for preparation, and the mortal terror it occasions the

performer, are beyond recompense.

In fact, like all experiments in which static electricity plays the

chief part, this magic inflammation is not infallible. When this

misfortune occurs, the position of the operator is the more

embarrassing, as the phenomenon has been announced as the result of

magic. Now, a magician must be omnipotent, or, if he be not so, he most

avoid at all risks any failure which may lower his prestige in the eyes

of the audience.

The stage once lighted, Philippe commenced his performance. The first

part, composed of very average tricks, was relieved by the manœuvres

of some curious automata. For instance:

The _Cossack_, which should have been called the _Grimacer_, so quaint

were the contortions in which it indulged. This Cossack was also a very

clever juggler, for it passed into its pocket with considerable skill

various articles of jewelry its master had borrowed from the spectators.

The _magic peacock_, which uttered its unmelodious screech, expanded its

gorgeous plumes, fed from its master’s hand, &c.

And lastly, a _Harlequin_, like the one I repaired for Torrini.

After the first part of the performance, the curtain fell to enable

preparations to be made for a scene called in the bills, “A Festival at

a Palace in Nankin.” This was an attractive title for those who dealt in

that description of cloth, but was only chosen to call to the

spectator’s memory the Chinese trick, which would end the performance.

When the curtain rose again the stage was entirely transformed. The

tablecloths had been replaced by brocades glistening with gold and

precious stones (at least, they looked so at a distance); the candles,

although so numerous before, had been multiplied, and gave the stage the

appearance of a fiery furnace, the veritable abode of an ally of the

Evil One.

The magician made his appearance in a costume which, in the public

admiration, it must have exhausted the riches of Golconda to buy, and

the _Festival of Nankin_ commenced with the very clever trick derived

from the Chinese.

Philippe took up several rings about eight inches in diameter, and

intertwined them into chains and knots with the greatest possible ease.

Then suddenly, when it seemed impossible for him to unravel his

handiwork, he blew upon them, and the rings fell separately at his feet.

This trick produced a charming illusion.

The one that succeeded it, and which I never saw performed by any one

else, was quite equal to the preceding one in interest.

Macalister, the Scotch bricklayer (who on the stage was a negro of the

name of Domingo), brought in on a table two sugar-loaves still covered

with that horrible paper which the honest grocer sells at the price of

colonial wares. Philippe borrowed a dozen handkerchiefs (not from

accomplices), and after placing them in a blunderbuss, he fired at one

of the sugar-loaves chosen by the audience. He then broke it asunder

with an axe, and all the handkerchiefs were found in it.

Next came _Fortunatus’s hat_. Philippe, after producing from this hat,

which he had borrowed from a spectator, an innumerable number of

objects, at last pulled out enough feathers to make a bed. The most

amusing part of this trick consisted in the conjurer making a lad kneel

down, who was completely buried in this avalanche of feathers.

Another striking trick was the one called “The Kitchen of

Parafaragarmus.” At Philippe’s request two schoolboys came on the stage,

whom he dressed, one as scullion, the other as professed cook. Thus

metamorphosed, the two young _cordons bleus_ underwent all sorts of

pleasantries and mystifications. (This was a trick of Castelli’s

school.)

The conjurer then proceeded to perform the trick; for this purpose he

suspended from a tripod an enormous copper caldron full of water, and

ordered the two lads to put in it dead pigeons, an assortment of

vegetables, and plenty of seasoning. Then he lit some spirits of wine

under the caldron, and pronounced some magical incantations. At his

voice, the pigeons, returning to life, flew out of the caldron; while

the water, vegetables, and seasoning had entirely disappeared.

Philippe usually ended the evening’s performance with the famous Chinese

trick, to which he had given the pompous name of “Neptune’s Basins, or

the Gold-Fish.”

The magician, clothed in his brilliant costume, mounted on a sort of low

table, which isolated him from the stage. After a few manœuvres to

prove he had nothing about him, he threw a shawl at his feet, and, on

lifting it up, he displayed a glass basin filled with water, in which

gold-fish swam about. This was thrice repeated, with the same result;

but, in his desire to improve on his brethren of the Celestial Empire,

the French conjurer had added a variation to their trick, which gave an

amusing termination to the performance. Throwing the shawl on the ground

for the fourth time, several animals, such as rabbits, ducks, chickens,

&c., emerged from it. This trick was performed, if not gracefully, at

least in a way to excite the lively admiration of the spectators.

Generally, Philippe was very amusing in his entertainment. His

experiments were performed with a good deal of conscientiousness, skill,

and dash, and I have no hesitation in saying that the conjurer of the

Bonne-Nouvelle Bazaar might then be considered one of the best of the

day. Philippe quitted Paris the following year, and has since performed

entirely in foreign countries, or the provinces.

Philippe’s success would not have failed to rekindle my desire to

realize my theatrical schemes, had not, at this period, a misfortune

hurled me into a state of profound wretchedness. I lost my wife.

Left with three young children, I was obliged to undertake their charge,

although so unskilled in household cares. Thus, at the end of five

years, robbed by some, deceived by others, I had almost lost all that my

labor had produced me, and was going to ruin.

Forced by my intolerable position, I determined on reconstituting my

home, and I married again. I shall have so many occasions of speaking

of my new wife, that I shall refrain at present from praising her

according to her deserts; besides, I am not sorry to abridge these

domestic details, which, though personally important to me, only possess

a very slight interest in my story.

The Exhibition of 1844 was about to open, so I asked and obtained leave

to exhibit some specimens of my skill. The site granted me, opposite the

door of honor, was undoubtedly one of the best in the hall, and I

erected a circular stand, on which I placed a specimen of all the

mechanical pieces I had as yet made. Among these my _Writer_ took the

first place, which M. G---- had been kind enough to lend me for the

occasion. I may say I enjoyed all the honor of the exhibition, for my

productions were constantly surrounded by a crowd of spectators, who

were all the more eager as the performance was gratis.

Louis Philippe paid daily visits to the Palace of Industry, and as my

automata had been pointed out as deserving his attention, he evinced a

wish to see them, and gave me twenty hours’ notice of his visit. I thus

had time enough to make all my arrangements. The king arrived, holding

the Comte de Paris by the hand, and I stood on his left hand to explain

my various articles. The Duchess of Orleans was by my side, and the

other members of the royal family formed a circle around his majesty,

while the crowd, kept back by the keepers of the palace and the police

agents, left an open space round my exhibition.

The king was in a charming humor, and seemed to take a pleasure in all I

showed him. He frequently asked me questions, and missed no occasion to

show his excellent judgment. At the end of the _séance_, the party

stopped before my Writer. This automaton, it must be borne in mind,

wrote or drew according to the question asked. The king made the

following inquiry: “How many inhabitants does Paris contain?” The writer

raised its left hand as if to indicate that it required a sheet of

paper, on receiving which, it wrote very distinctly, “Paris contains

998,964 inhabitants.”

The paper passed from the king’s hand into those of the royal family,

and all admired the beauty of the writing; but I saw that Louis Philippe

had a critique to offer, his smile proved that plainly enough. Hence I

was not surprised when, pointing to the paper which had come back to

him, he said:

“Monsieur Robert-Houdin, you did not, perhaps, recollect that this

number will not agree with the new census, which is almost completed?”

Contrary to my expectations, I felt quite at ease with my illustrious

visitors.

“Sire!” I replied, with sufficient assurance for a man not much

accustomed to the society of crowned heads, “I hope at that period my

automaton will be intelligent enough to make any necessary corrections.”

The king appeared satisfied with this reply, and I took advantage of his

good humor to mention that my Writer was also a poet, and explained

that, if he would deign to offer an unfinished quatrain, the automaton

would fill up the rhyme in the fourth line. The king chose the

following:

Lorsque dans le malheur, accablé de souffrance,

Abandonné de tous, l’homme va succomber,

Quel est l’ange divin qui vient le consoler?

C’est....

_L’Espérance_, the writer added to the fourth line.

“That is really charming,” the king said to me. “But, Monsieur

Robert-Houdin,” he added, in a confidential tone, “you must have given

your writer instructions in the poetic art?”

“Yes, sire, as far as my weak powers permitted.”

“Then my compliment is merited more by the master than the pupil.”

I bowed to thank the king as much for his compliment as for the delicate

manner in which it was conveyed.

“Now then, Monsieur Robert-Houdin,” Louis Philippe continued, “I see by

the notice attached to this automaton that it is a draughtsman, in

addition to its merits as a writer and poet. If it be so, come,” he

said, addressing the Comte de Paris, “choose your own subject for a

drawing.”

Thinking to cause the prince an agreeable surprise, I had recourse to

palmistry to influence his decision, and he, consequently selected a

crown. The automaton began drawing the outline of this regal ornament

with great skill, and every one followed its movements with interest,

when, to my great disappointment, the point of the draughtsman’s pencil

broke, and the crown could not be finished. I was going to recommence

the experiment, when the king declined, with thanks.

“As you have learned to draw,” he said to the Comte de Paris, “you can

finish this for yourself.”

This performance, besides being the prelude of the kindly interest the

Orleans family afterwards displayed towards me, probably exerted some

influence on the decision of the jury, which granted me a silver medal.

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