CHAPTER VI.

Torrini relates his Life--Treachery of Chevalier Pinetti--A

Conjurer through Malice--A Race between two Magicians--Death of

Pinetti--Exhibits before Pius VII.--The Cardinal’s

Chronometer--Twelve Hundred Francs spent on a Trick--Antonio and

Antonia--The most bitter of Mystifications--Constantinople.

My name is Edmond de Grisy, and that of Torrini belongs to Antonio, my

brother-in-law. That worthy young man, whom you wrongfully took for my

servant, has been good enough to follow me in my evil fortune, and help

me in my performances. You must have seen, though, by the way I treat

him, that while leaving to him the toil better suited for his age than

mine, I regard him as my equal, and consider him my best friend--at

least I should have called him so before knowing you--but now, one of my

best friends.

My father, the Count de Grisy, resided on his property in Languedoc, the

sole resource left him of a once large fortune, which circumstances had

sadly diminished. Devoted to Louis XVI., and one of his most faithful

servants, on the day of danger he offered his body as a rampart for his

sovereign, and was killed at the storming of the Tuilleries on the 18th

of August.

I was at that time in Paris, and, profiting by the disorders in the

capital, I was enabled to pass the barriers, and reach our small family

domain. There I dug up a hundred louis my father had concealed for any

unforseen accident; to this money I added some jewels left by my

mother, and with these modest resources proceeded to Florence.

The value of my entire property was 5000 francs. On the interest of this

sum I could not live; hence I was obliged to seek some profession to

support me. I soon formed my decision: taking advantage of the excellent

education I had received, I devoted myself to the study of medicine.

Four years later I took my degree as doctor; I was then twenty-seven.

I established myself at Florence, where I hoped to form a connexion.

Unfortunately for me, in this town, with its gentle climate and

reinvigorating sun, the number of physicians was greater than that of

the patients, and my new profession was a perfect sinecure.

I have told you how Zilbermann’s death compelled me to quit the capital

of Tuscany, and I established myself at Naples. More fortunate than at

Florence, immediately on my arrival I was called in to a patient whose

illness had defied the skill of the first Italian physicians. He was a

young man, of very high family; his recovery gained me great renown, and

I soon took my place among the best Neapolitan physicians. This success,

and the fashion I gained by it, opened to me the doors of all the

salons, and my name, aided by the manners of a gentleman brought up at

the court of Louis XVI., rendered me indispensable at all soirées and

festivals.

What a happy and calm existence I might still be enjoying had not

destiny, jealous of my happiness, destroyed my future prospects of

felicity by hurling me into the vivid and ardent emotions of an artistic

life!

The carnival of 1796 had just commenced. At that time one man was the

popular idol of the Italians; nothing was spoken of but the marvels

achieved by Chevalier Pinetti. This celebrated conjurer came to Naples,

and the whole city attended his interesting performances. As I was madly

attached to this sort of spectacle, I spent every evening at the

theatre, trying to guess the chevalier’s tricks, and unfortunately for

myself, I discovered the key to many of them.

But I did not stop here; I also wished to perform them before a few

friends: success stimulated me, and made me desirous of increasing my

repertoire. At length I could perform all Pinetti’s tricks. The

chevalier was eclipsed; nothing was spoken of but my skill and address;

and every one besought a performance from me. But I did not accede to

all these requests, for I was chary in displaying my talent, hoping thus

to increase its value.

My privileged spectators were only the more enthusiastic, and asserted

that I equalled Pinetti, if I did not surpass him.

The public is so happy, my dear lad (Torrini said, with a look of

melancholy regret), when it can oppose some rising talent to any artist

in renown. It seems as if this sovereign dispenser of fashion and favor

takes a malicious pleasure in reminding the man it adores that every

reputation is fragile, and that the idol of to-day may be shattered

to-morrow.

My vanity forebade my thinking of this. I believed in the sincerity of

the praise bestowed on me; and I, the earnest student, the clever

doctor, was proud of my futile success.

Pinetti, far from seeming jealous of my triumph, evinced a desire to

form my acquaintance, and even came to call upon me. He might have been

about forty-six years of age at this time, but his elegant toilet made

him appear much younger. There was something distinguished in his face,

though the features were common-place and irregular, and his manners

were excellent. Still, by an inexplicable want of judgment, he used,

when performing, to wear a brilliant general’s uniform, on which

numerous decorations glistened.

This peculiarity, which bordered too much on the charlatan, ought to

have enlightened me as to the man’s moral value; but my passion for

conjuring rendered me blind. We met like old friends, and our intimacy

was almost instantaneous. Pinetti was most affable, talked about his

secrets unreservedly, and even offered to take me to the theatre and

show me his stage arrangements. I accepted the offer with the greatest

readiness, and we entered his richly ornamented carriage.

From that moment the chevalier treated me with the utmost familiarity.

In any other this would have wounded my pride, or at least aroused my

suspicion, and I should have been on my guard. On the contrary, I was

enchanted with Pinetti, for, by his unbounded luxury, he had gained such

consideration, that the noblest young gentlemen in the city were proud

of his friendship. Why, then, should I be more haughty than they? In a

few days we had become almost inseparable friends, only parting at the

time of our mutual performances.

One evening, after one of my private exhibitions, I proceeded to sup as

usual with Pinetti, my head still a-glow with the compliments I had

received. I found him alone. On seeing me enter, the chevalier ran up to

me, embraced me affectionately, and asked how my performance had gone

off. I did not hide my success from him.

“Ah! my friend,” he said, “that does not surprise me; you are

incomparable: indeed, I should not be paying you a forced compliment if

I said you might challenge the most skillful among us.”

And during the whole supper, despite my efforts to stop him, he would

only speak of my skill and address. Though I tried to decline his

compliments, the chevalier seemed so sincere, that I ended by accepting

them. In fact, I was so convinced of their truth, that I began to pay

myself some compliments; for how could I believe it was all a trick to

make a fool of me? When Pinetti saw I had arrived at this stage, and

that the champagne had turned my head, he said:

“Do you know, my dear count, that you could offer the Neapolitans a

surprise to-morrow, worth its weight in gold for the poor?”

“How?” I asked.

“Suppose, my dear friend, you take my place in a performance I am going

to give on behalf of the poor. We will put your name in the bills

instead of mine, and it will be regarded as a noble and honorable

understanding between two artists. One representation the less will not

injure my reputation, while it will cover you with glory; I shall thus

have the double satisfaction of helping the unfortunate, and displaying

my best friend’s talent to advantage.”

This proposal so startled me, that I rose from the table, as if fearing

to hear more. But Pinetti was gifted with such persuasive eloquence, and

he seemed to promise himself so much pleasure from my future triumph,

that at length I ended by yielding all he asked.

“That is right,” Pinetti said to me; “dismiss such want of confidence in

yourself, which could be hardly pardoned in a schoolboy. Now, matters

settled so far, we have no time to lose. Let us draw up the bill: choose

among my tricks those you prefer, and, as for the preparations trust to

me: I will take care all is in order.”

The greater number of Pinetti’s tricks were performed by the help of

accomplices, who brought to the theatre various objects of which the

conjurer had doubles. This singularly facilitated the pretended marvels,

and I had no doubt of success.

We soon drew up the bill, at the top of which I wrote my name with great

emotion; then came a list of the tricks I proposed to do. Just as we

finished this, the usual guests entered the room, offering excuses more

or less specious to explain their delay. Still their tardy appearance

aroused no suspicion in my mind; for Pinetti’s was open all hours of the

night, and his door was only closed from daybreak till two P. M., the

time he devoted to sleep and dress.

As soon as the new arrivers heard of my resolution, they noisily

congratulated me, and promised to support me by their hearty applause.

Not that I wanted it, they added, for my performance would create an

extraordinary enthusiasm. Pinetti gave one of his servants the bill,

telling him to order the printer to have it posted all over the city

before daybreak.

An impulse made me stretch out my hand to take back the paper, but

Pinetti checked me with a laugh.

“Come, my dear friend,” he said, “do not try to fly an assured triumph,

and to-morrow at this hour we shall all be toasting your success.”

All the visitors joined in chorus, and they drank in anticipation of my

approaching triumph. A few glasses of champagne dispelled my hesitation

and scruples.

I returned home very late, and went to bed without thinking of what had

occurred. At two the next afternoon I was still asleep, when I was

aroused by Pinetti’s voice.

“Get up, Edmond!” he shouted through the door. “Up, man! we have no time

to lose: the great day has arrived. Open the door: I have a thousand

things to say to you.”

I hastened to open.

“Ah! my dear count,” he said, “allow me to congratulate you on your good

fortune. Your name is in every mouth: the whole theatre is taken; the

last tickets are being positively fought for; the king and the royal

family will do you the honor of being present; we have just been

informed of the fact.”

At these words the whole affair flashed across my mind: a cold

perspiration stood on my forehead: the terror that assails every novice

rendered me dizzy. In my confusion I sat down on the foot of my bed.

“Do not reckon on me, chevalier,” I said, with firmness. “Whatever may

happen, I will not perform.”

“What! you will not perform?” my perfidious friend said, affecting the

most perfect tranquility; “but my good fellow, you cannot be thinking of

what you are saying. There is no possibility of drawing back: the bills

are put up, and it is your duty to keep the engagement you have made.

Besides, you should remember this performance is for the poor, who have

already begun to bless you, and you cannot abandon them, while a refusal

would be an insult to the king. Come, come,” he added, “summon up your

courage, my dear friend. Meet me at the theatre at four: we will have a

rehearsal, which I consider useless, but it may restore your pluck. Till

then, good-by!”

So soon as I was left to myself, I remained for nearly an hour absorbed

in thought, trying in vain to elude the performance. An insurmountable

barrier ever prevented escape: the king, the poor, the entire

city--all, in short, rendered it an imperious duty to keep my rash

promise. At length I began to think there was no serious difficulty

about the performance, for a great number of the tricks, as I have

already said, being performed by the help of friends, these took the

chief labor on themselves. Encouraged by this idea, I gradually regained

my courage, and at four o’clock joined Pinetti at the theatre with a

degree of assurance that surprised even him.

As the performance did not begin till eight, I had ample time to make my

preparations, and I employed it so well, that, when the moment arrived

to appear on the stage, my foolish fears were completely dissipated, and

I presented myself before the public with sufficient coolness for a

novice.

The theatre was crowded. The king and his family, seated in a stage box,

appeared to regard me with sympathizing glances; for his majesty was

probably aware of my being a French émigré.

I boldly commenced my performance with a trick which must eminently

excite the imagination of the spectators. I had to borrow a ring, place

it in a pistol, and fire through a window opening from the stage into

the sea that bathed the theatre-walls. This done, I would open a box,

previously examined, closed, and sealed by the audience, and in it would

be found an enormous fish bearing the ring in its mouth.

Full of confidence in the success of the trick, I proceeded towards the

pit to borrow a ring. Of twenty offered me I selected one belonging to

an accomplice of Pinetti’s, and begged him to place it with his own

hands in the barrel of the pistol I handed to him. Pinetti had told me

that his friend would use for this purpose a copper ring, which would

be sacrificed, and that I should return him a gold one in its place.

The spectator obeyed me. I then opened the window and fired the pistol.

Like the soldier on the battle-field, the smell of powder excited me; I

felt full of fun and gaiety, and ventured on a few jests, which pleased

the audience. Taking advantage of the general hilarity, I seized my

magic wand and traced my cabalistic circles round the box. At length I

broke the seals and triumphantly produced the fish, which I carried to

the owner of the ring, that he might take it out of the fish’s mouth.

If the accomplice play his part well, he must evince the greatest

stupefaction, and, indeed, the gentleman, on receiving the ring, began

looking around him, and his face grew very long. Proud of my success, I

went back on the stage and bowed in reply to the applause I received.

Ah, my dear Robert! this triumph lasted but a short time, and became to

me the prelude of a terrible mystification.

I was proceeding to another trick, when I saw my spectator gesticulating

to his neighbors, and then turning to me as if wishing to address me. I

fancied he was going on with the farce to dispel any suspicion of

collusion; still I thought he went too far. What was my surprise, then,

when the man rose and said:

“Excuse me, sir, but it seems as if your trick is not over, since you

have given me a copper ring set with paste instead of my diamond

solitaire.”

As a mistake seemed to me impossible, I turned on my heel and commenced

my preparations for the next trick.

“Sir,” my obstinate spectator again took the word, “will you have the

goodness to reply to my question? If the end of your trick be a jest, I

acknowledge it as such, and you can return me my ring presently. If it

be not so, I cannot accept the horrible substitute you have handed me.”

Every one was silent: none knew the meaning of this protest, though many

fancied it was on ordinary mystification, which would end in still

greater glory for the performer. The claimant, the public, and myself

found ourselves in the same state of uncertainty; it was an enigma which

I alone could solve--and I did not know the word.

Hoping, however, to escape from a position as critical as it was

ridiculous, I walked up to my pitiless creditor, and, on looking at the

ring I had given him, I was startled at finding it was really coarsely

gilt copper. “Could the spectator to whom I applied have been no

accomplice?” I thought. “Could Pinetti desire to betray me?” This

supposition appeared to me so hateful that I rejected it, preferring to

attribute the fatal mistake to chance. But what should I do or say? My

head was all on fire.

In my despair, I was about to offer the public some explanation of this

untoward accident, when an inspiration temporarily relieved me from my

embarrassment.

“Do you still believe, sir,” I said to the plaintiff, after assuming an

extreme degree of calmness, “that your ring has been changed into copper

while passing through my hands?”

“Yes, sir; and, besides, the one you have returned me does not in the

slightest degree resemble mine in shape.”

“Very good, sir,” I continued, boldly; “that is the real marvel of the

trick; that ring will insensibly assume its old form on your finger, and

by to-morrow morning you will see it is the one you lent me. That is

what we term in the language of the cabala the ‘imperceptible

transformation.’”

This reply gained me time. I intended to see the claimant when the

performance was over, pay him the price of the ring, whatever it might

be, and beg him to keep my secret. After this happy escape I took up a

pack of cards and continued my performance, and as the accomplices had

nothing to do in this trick, I felt sure of success. Approaching the

royal box, I begged his majesty to do me the honor of drawing a card. He

did so very affably; but to my horror, the king had no sooner looked at

the card he had drawn, than he threw it angrily on the stage, with marks

of most profound dissatisfaction.

The blow dealt me this time was too direct for me to attempt parrying it

or turning it aside. But I was anxious to know the meaning of such a

humiliating affront, so I picked up the card. Imagine, my dear boy, the

full extent of my despair when I read a coarse insult to his majesty,

written in a hand I could not mistake. I attempted to stammer some

excuse, but by a gesture the king disdainfully commanded silence.

Oh, I cannot describe to you all that then passed in my mind, for a

dizziness attacked my brain, and I felt as if I were going mad.

I had, at length, obtained a proof of Pinetti’s perfidy. He had

determined on covering me with disgrace and ridicule, and I had fallen

into the infamous snare he had so treacherously laid for me. This idea

restored my wild energy: I was seized by a ferocious desire for revenge,

and I rushed to the side scene, where my enemy should be stationed. I

meant to seize him by the collar, drag him on the stage like a

malefactor, and force him to demand pardon.

But the juggler was no longer there. I ran in every direction like a

maniac, but wherever I might turn, cries, hisses, and shouts pursued

me, and distracted my brain. At length, bowed down by the weight of such

intense emotions, I fainted.

For a week I remained in a raging fever, incessantly yelling for revenge

on Pinetti. And I did not know all then.

I learned afterwards that this unworthy man, this false friend, had

emerged from his hiding-place on my fainting. He had gone on the stage

at the request of some of his accomplices, and continued the

performance, to the great satisfaction of the entire audience.

Thus, then, all this friendship--all these protestations of

devotion--were only a farce--a very juggling trick. Pinetti had never

felt the slightest affection for me; his flattery was only meant to draw

me into the trap he had laid for my vanity, and he wished to destroy by

a public humiliation a rival who annoyed him.

He was perfectly successful in this respect, for from that day my most

intimate friends, fearing probably, that the ridicule I endured might be

reflected on them, suddenly turned their backs on me. This desertion

affected me deeply, but I had too much pride to beg the renewal of such

passing friendship, and I resolved on quitting Naples immediately.

Besides, I was planning a scheme of vengeance, for which solitude was

necessary.

Pinetti, like the coward he was, had fled after the atrocious insult he

had offered me. To have challenged him would be doing him too much

honor, so I vowed to fight him with his own weapons, and humiliate the

shameful traitor in my turn.

This was the plan I drew up:

I determined to devote myself ardently to sleight-of-hand, and study

thoroughly an art of which I as yet knew only the first principles.

Then, when quite confident in myself--when I had added many new tricks

to Pinetti’s repertoire--I would pursue my enemy, enter every town

before him, and continually crush him by my superiority.

Full of this idea, I sold everything I possessed, and took refuge in the

country, where, completely retired from the world, I prepared my plans

for vengeance. I cannot describe to you, my friend, what patience I

devoted and how I toiled during the six months my voluntary retreat

lasted; but I was more than compensated for it, as my success was

complete. I gained a degree of skill to which I had never dared to

pretend: Pinetti was no longer my master, and I became his rival.

Not satisfied with these results, I intended also to eclipse him by the

richness of my stage. I, therefore, ordered apparatus of unknown

brilliancy in those days, spending in this every farthing I possessed.

With what delight did I regard these glittering instruments, each of

which seemed to me a weapon capable of inflicting mortal wounds on my

adversary’s vanity. How proudly my heart beat at the thought of the

contest I would commence with him!

Henceforth, it would be a duel of skill between Pinetti and myself, but

a mortal duel; one of us must remain on the ground, and I had reason to

hope that I should be the victor in the struggle.

Before commencing my tour I made some inquiries about my rival, and

learned that, after traversing Southern Italy, he had just left Lucca,

_en route_ for Bologna. I learned, too, that, on leaving that city, he

intended to visit Modena, Parma and Piacenza.

Without loss of time I set out for Modena, in order to precede him

there, and thus prevent him performing. Enormous bills announced the

representations of “THE COUNT DE GRISY, THE FRENCH ARTIST,” and my

programme was most attractive, for it contained all Pinetti’s tricks.

The papers had puffed the latter so extravagantly for some time past,

that I felt sure my performance would be gladly witnessed.

In fact, my room was taken by storm, as eagerly as on my disastrous

performance at Naples; but this time the result was very different. The

improvements I had introduced in my rival’s tricks, and the great skill

I displayed in performing them, gained me a unanimous verdict.

From this time my success was insured, and the following performances

raised my name above that of all the most fashionable magicians of the

day. According to the plan I had laid down, I left Modena when I heard

of Pinetti’s approach, and went to Parma. My rival, full of faith in his

merits, and not believing in my success, took the theatre I had just

left. But he began to be bitterly undeceived; the whole city was

satiated with the style of amusement he announced; no one responded to

his appeal, and, for the first time, the success to which he was

accustomed slipped from his grasp.

Chevalier Pinetti, who had so long held undivided sway, was not the man

to yield to a person he called a novice. He had guessed my plans, and,

far from awaiting the attack, he acted on the offensive, and came to

Parma, where he opened a room exactly opposite mine. But this town was

lost to him like the last: he had the misery of seeing my theatre

continually filled, while his was quite deserted.

I must tell you, too, my friend, that all the money I netted only

covered my luxurious outlay. What did I care for gold and silver? I only

dreamed of revenge, and to satisfy that feeling I squandered my money. I

wished, above all, to pale that star which had formerly eclipsed me. I

displayed regal pomp in my performances; the theatre and its approaches

were literally covered with tapestry and flowers, while the house and

the stage, glistening with light, presented to the dazzled eyes of the

audience numerous escutcheons, bearing compliments to the ladies, who

were thus quite gained over to the side of the gallant Count de Grisy.

In this way I crushed Pinetti, although he did all in his power to offer

me a vigorous resistance. But what could his tinsel and old-fashioned

ornaments avail against what I may fairly term my elegance and

distinguished manners?

Piacenza, Cremona, Mantua, Vicenza, Padua, and Venice, were witnesses of

our desperate struggle, and, despite his rage and despair, the arrogant

Pinetti was obliged to endure my superiority, if he did not recognize

it. Abandoned by even his most zealous admirers, he determined to quit

the field, and proceeded towards Russia. Some slight success partly

consoled his late defeats, but, as if Fortune were determined on making

him repay the favors she had so long lavished on him, a tedious and

painful illness exhausted his strength as well as his slight savings.

Reduced to a state of abject misery, he died at the village of

Bartitchoff, in Volhynia, at the house of a nobleman, who sheltered him

from compassion.

Pinetti once gone, my revenge was satiated, and, being master of the

battle-field, I might have abandoned a profession ill fitted for my

birth. But my medical connexion was broken up, and, on the other hand, I

yielded to a motive which you will appreciate some day; when a man has

once tasted the intoxication produced by the applause of the public, it

is very difficult to renounce it; with my will or against, I must

continue my profession as conjurer.

I therefore determined on profiting by the reputation I had gained, and

proceeded to Rome, as a brilliant termination to my Italian

representations. Pinetti had never dared to enter that city, less

through distrust of himself, than through fear of the Inquisition, of

which he could only speak with terror. The chevalier was extremely

prudent whenever he was personally concerned: he feared being treated

like a sorcerer, and ending his days in an auto da fè. More than once he

had bid me take warning by the unhappy Cagliostro, who was condemned to

death, and only owed to the clemency of the Pope the commutation of the

penalty into perpetual imprisonment.

Confiding in the intelligence of Pius VII., and, besides, having no

pretensions to the necromancy Pinetti affected, nor to the charlatanism

of Cagliostro, I proceeded to the capital of the Christian world, where

my performances created a great sensation. His Holiness himself, on

hearing of me, did me the signal honor of requesting a performance, at

which I was advised all the dignitaries of the Church would form my

audience.

You can fancy, my lad, with what eagerness I acquiesced in his wish, and

what care I devoted to my preparations. After selecting all my best

tricks, I ransacked my brains to invent one worthy of my illustrious

spectators. But I had no need to search long, for chance, that most

ingenious of inventors, came to my aid.

On the day prior to the performance I was in the shop of one of the

first watchmakers of Rome, when a servant came in to ask if his eminence

the Cardinal de ----‘s watch was repaired.

“It will not be ready till this evening,” the watchmaker replied; “and I

will do myself the honor of carrying it to your master myself.”

When the servant had retired, the tradesman said to me:

“This is a handsome and capital watch. The cardinal to whom it belongs

values it at more than 10,000 fr.; for, as he ordered it himself of the

celebrated Brèguet, he fancies it must be unique of its kind. Strangely

enough, though, only two days ago, a young scamp belonging to this city

offered me a precisely similar watch, made by the same artist for 1000

fr.”

While the watchmaker was talking to me, I had already formed a plan.

“Do you think,” I said to him, “that this person is still inclined to

dispose of his watch?”

“Certainly,” the watchmaker replied. “This young prodigal, who has spent

all his fortune, is now reduced to sell his family jewels: hence the

1000 fr. will be welcome.”

“Is he to be found?”

“Nothing easier: in a gambling-house he never quits.”

“Well, then, sir, I am anxious to purchase the watch, but it must be

to-day. Have the kindness, then, to buy it for me. After that, you will

engrave on it his eminence’s arms, so that the two watches may be

perfectly similar, and on your discretion the profit you make by the

transaction will depend.”

The watchmaker knew me, and probably suspected the use I intended to

make of the watch; but he was assured of my discretion, as the honor of

my success would depend on it. Hence he said:

“I only require a quarter of an hour to go to the gambling-house, and I

am confident your offer will be accepted.”

The quarter of an hour had not elapsed ere my negotiator returned with

the chronometer in his hand.

“Here it is!” he said, with an air of triumph. “My man received me like

an envoy from Providence, and gave me the watch without even counting

the money. To-night all will be ready.”

In fact, that same evening the watchmaker brought me the two

chronometers, and handed me one. On comparing them, it was impossible to

detect the slightest difference. It cost me dear, but I was now certain

of performing a trick which must produce a decided effect.

The next day I proceeded to the Pontiff’s palace, and at six o’clock,

upon a signal given by the Holy Father, I stepped on the stage. I had

never appeared before such an imposing assembly. Pius VII., seated in a

large arm-chair on a daïs, occupied the foreground: near him were seated

the cardinals, and behind them were the different prelates and

dignitaries of the Church.

The Pope’s face breathed benevolence, and it was fortunate for me, for

the sight of this smiling and gentle face dissipated an unpleasant idea

which had been strangely troubling me for some moments.

“Suppose this performance,” I said to myself, “were merely a feigned

examination to make me confess my connexion with the infernal powers?

May not my words be taken down, and perhaps Cagliostro’s perpetual

imprisonment be reserved as the punishment for my innocent experiments?”

My reason soon dismissed such an absurdity--it was not probable the Pope

would lend himself to such an unworthy snare. Although my fears were

completely removed by this simple reasoning, my opening address

displayed my feelings in some degree, for it seemed more like a

justification than the prelude to a performance.

“Holy Father!” I said, bowing respectfully, “I am about to show you

some experiments to which the name of ‘White Magic’ has been most

unjustly given. This title was invented by charlatans to impress the

multitude, but it only signifies a collection of clever deceptions

intended to amuse the imagination by ingenious artifices.”

Satisfied by the favorable impression my address produced, I gaily

commenced my performance. I could not describe to you, my dear lad, all

the pleasure I felt on this evening; and the spectators seemed to take

such lively interest in all they saw, that I felt myself in unusual

spirits. The Pope himself was delighted.

“But, Monsieur le Comte,” he continually said, with charming simplicity,

“how can you do that? I shall be quite ill with merely trying to guess

your secrets.”

After the “blind man’s game of piquet,” which literally astounded the

audience, I performed the trick of the “burnt writing,” to which I owe

an autograph I set great store by. This is how the trick is done:

A person writes a sentence or two: he is then requested to burn the

paper, which must be afterwards found intact in a sealed envelope. I

begged his Holiness to write a sentence: he consented, and wrote as

follows:

“I have much pleasure in stating that M. le Comte de Grisy is an amiable

sorcerer.”

The paper was burned, and nothing could depict the Pope’s astonishment

on finding it in the centre of a large number of sealed envelopes. I

received his permission to keep this autograph.

To end my performance, and set the crown on my exploits, I now proceeded

to the trick I had invented for the occasion.

Here I had several difficulties to contend with; the greatest was

certainly to induce Cardinal de ---- to lend me his watch, and that

without asking him directly for it, and, to succeed, I must have

recourse to a ruse. At my request several watches were offered me, but I

returned them with the excuse, more or less true, that, as they had no

peculiarity of shape, it would be difficult to prove the identity of the

one I chose.

“If any gentleman among you,” I added, “has a watch of rather large size

(this was the peculiarity of the cardinal’s), and would kindly lend it

to me, I should prefer it as better suited for the experiment. I need

not say I will take the greatest care of it; I only wish to prove its

superiority, if it really possess it, or, on the other hand, to

marvellously improve it.”

All eyes were naturally turned on the cardinal, who, it was known, set

great value on the exaggerated size of his chronometer. He asserted,

with some show of reason perhaps, that the works acted more freely in a

large case. However, he hesitated to lend me his beloved watch, till

Pius VII. said to him:

“Cardinal, I fancy your watch will suit exactly; oblige me by handing it

to M. de Grisy.”

His eminence assented, though not without numberless precautions; and

when I had the chronometer in my hands, I drew the attention of the Pope

and the cardinals to it, while pretending to admire the works and

handsome chasing.

“Is your watch a repeater?” I then said to the cardinal.

“No, sir, it is a chronometer, and watches of that degree of accuracy

are not usually encumbered with unnecessary machinery.”

“Indeed! a chronometer; then it must be English?” I said, with apparent

simplicity.

“What, sir?” the cardinal replied, as if stung by my remark, “do you

think chronometers are only made in England? On the contrary, the best

specimens have always been made in France. What English maker can be

compared with Pierre Leroy, Ferdinand Berthoud, or Brèguet above all,

who made that chronometer for me?”

The Pope began to smile at the cardinal’s energy.

“Well, then, we will select this chronometer,” I said, putting a stop to

the conversation I had purposely started. “I have, then, gentlemen, to

prove to you its solidity and excellent qualities. Now for the first

trial.”

And I let the watch fall to the ground. A cry of terror rose on all

sides, while the cardinal, pale and trembling, bounded from his seat,

saying, with ill-suppressed wrath,

“You are playing a very sorry jest, sir.”

“But, monseigneur,” I said, with the greatest calmness, “you have no

occasion to be frightened; I merely wish to prove to these gentlemen the

perfection of your watch. I beg you not to be alarmed; it will escape

scathless from all the trials I subject it to.”

With these words I stamped on the case, which broke, flattened, and soon

presented but a shapeless mass. At first, I really fancied the cardinal

was going into a fit; he could scarcely restrain his passion; but the

Pope then turned to him:

“Come, cardinal, have you no confidence in our sorcerer? For my part, I

laugh like a child at it, being convinced there has been some clever

substitution.”

“Will your Holiness permit me to remark,” I said, respectfully, “that

there has been no substitution? I appeal to his eminence, who will

recognise his own watch.”

And I offered the cardinal the shapeless relics of his watch. He

examined them anxiously, and finding his arms engraved inside the case,

said, with a deep sigh, “Yes, that is certainly my watch. But,” he

added, dryly, “I know not how you will escape, sir: at any rate, you

should have played this unjustifiable trick on some object that might be

replaced, for _my_ chronometer is unique!”

“Well, your excellency, I am enchanted at that circumstance, for it must

enhance the credit of my experiment. Now, with your permission I will

proceed.”

“Good gracious me, sir, you did not consult me before destroying the

watch. Do what you please, it is no concern of mine.”

The identity of the cardinal’s watch thus proved, I wished to pass into

the Pope’s pocket the one I had bought the previous evening. But I could

not dream of this so long as his Holiness remained seated. Hence, I

sought some pretext to make him rise, and soon found one.

A brass mortar, with an enormous pestle, was now brought in. I placed it

on the table, threw in the fragments of the chronometer, and began

pounding furiously. Suddenly, a slight detonation was heard, and a vivid

light came from the vessel, which cast a ruddy hue over the spectators,

and produced a magical appearance. All this while, bending over the

mortar, I pretended to see something that filled me with the liveliest

astonishment.

Through respect for the Pope, no one ventured to rise, but the Pontiff,

yielding to his curiosity, approached the table, followed by a portion

of the audience. They might look and look: nothing was to be seen but

flame.

“I know not whether I must attribute it to the dazed state of my brain,”

said his Holiness, passing his hand over his eyes, “but I can

distinguish nothing.”

I, too, had much the same idea, but, far, from confessing it, I begged

the Pope to come round the table and chose a more favorable spot.

During this time I slipped my reserve watch into the Pope’s pocket. The

experiment was certain, and the cardinal’s watch had, by this time, been

reduced to a small ingot, which I held up to the spectators.

“Now,” I said, “I will restore this ingot to its original shape, and the

transformation shall be performed during its passage to the pocket of a

person who cannot be suspected of complicity.”

“Aha!” the Pope said, in a jocular tone, “that is becoming a little too

strong. But what would you do, my good sorcerer, if I asked you to

choose my pocket?”

“Your Holiness need only order for me to obey.”

“Well, Monsieur le Comte, let be so.”

“Your Holiness shall be immediately satisfied.”

I then took the ingot in my fingers, showed it to the company, and it

disappeared on my uttering the word “Pass.”

The Pope, with manifestations of utter incredulity, thrust his hand into

his pocket. I soon saw him blush with confusion, and draw out the watch,

which he handed to the cardinal as if afraid of burning his fingers.

At first it was supposed to be a mystification, as no one could believe

in such an immediate repair; but when my audience were assured that I

had fulfilled my promise, I received the applause so successful a trick

deserved.

The next day the Pope sent me a rich diamond snuff-box, while thanking

me for all the pleasure I had occasioned him.

This performance created a great sensation at Rome, and every one

flocked to see my marvels. Perhaps they hoped to witness the famous

trick of the “Broken Watch,” which I had performed at the Vatican. But

though I was then very extravagant, I was not so mad as to spend 1200

francs a night in the performance of a trick which could never again be

done under such favorable auspices.

An operatic company was attached to the theatre while I performed, but

their performances were suspended during my stay in Rome. The manager

employed this leisure time to rehearse a fresh piece to be performed on

my departure, and this gave me a daily opportunity to mix with the

actors. I had formed a peculiar friendship with one of the youngest of

them, a charming lad of eighteen, with a tenor voice, whose elegant and

regular features formed a singular contrast to his employment. His

feminine face, with his small waist and timid demeanor, quite injured

the effect when he played the part of a lover; he looked like a

boarding-school miss in man’s clothes. Yet, I discovered afterwards that

this effeminate person contained a bold and manly heart, for Antonio

(such was the tenor’s name) had been engaged in several affairs of

honor, in which he had done his manly devoir.

At this part of Torrini’s story I interrupted him, for the name of

Antonio struck me.

“What!” I said, “can it be that----?”

“Certainly; the same person! Your astonishment is justifiable, but it

will cease when I tell you that more than twenty years have elapsed

since the time I speak of. At that period, Antonio did not wear a heavy

black beard, and his face had not yet been embrowned by the open air and

the fatigues of our laborious and nomadic life.”

Antonio’s mother was also engaged at the theatre; she performed in the

ballets, and her name was Lauretta Torrini. Though close upon forty, she

had retained all her pristine charms. She must have been very beautiful

in her time, but the greatest scandal-mongers could not reproach her

with the least levity. She was the widow of a government clerk, and had

brought up her family by her own labor.

Antonio was not her only child; she had borne a daughter with him. These

twins, as frequently happens, had such a striking resemblance, that only

their dress distinguished them; and they had been christened Antonio and

Antonia. The lad received a musical education at the theatre, but

Antonia was always sedulously kept from the stage. After a careful

education, her mother had placed her in a milliner’s shop, till she

could set up for herself.

I have dwelled so long on this family because, as you can guess, it soon

became my own. My friendship for Antonio was not quite disinterested,

for I owed to it an introduction to his sister. Antonia was lovely and

virtuous: I asked her hand, and was accepted. Our marriage was to take

place as soon as my engagement had terminated, and it was arranged that

Lauretta and Antonio should share our fortunes.

I have already said that Antonio appeared effeminate; but although large

black eyes, fringed with long eyelashes, and exquisitely pencilled

eyebrows, a Grecian nose, and fresh and ruddy lips, were almost wasted

on Antonio, still these advantages admirably suited my betrothed. Such a

treasure could not long remain concealed: Antonia was noticed, and all

the rich young nobles fluttered round her. But she loved me, and had no

difficulty in resisting the numerous and brilliant offers made her.

While waiting the wished-for day, Antonia and I formed plans for our

future happiness. She would enjoy a travelling life, and as she longed

for a sea-voyage, I promised to take her to Constantinople. I wished to

perform before Selim III., who was considered an enlightened prince,

and hospitably treated the artists he assembled at his court. All,

then, seemed to smile on my plans, when one morning, while dreaming of

these pleasant prospects, Antonio suddenly entered my room.

“My dear Edmond,” he said, “I defy you to guess where I have been, and

what has happened to me since last evening. I must tell you, then, as

prelude to my story, that, dragged, in spite of myself, into a drama,

which threatened to become very sanguinary, I turned it into a farce,

the details of which are worth hearing. You shall judge.

“I was at the theatre yesterday, when a carpenter, a worthy man in many

respects, but who spends three parts of his time in public-houses, came

up and begged to tell me a secret.

“Monsieur Antonio,” he said, “if you wish to prevent a great evil, you

have no time to lose. I have just been drinking with some of my

comrades, and a man, whose acquaintance we had formed over the bottle,

told us we could gain a large sum easily. The proposal was so agreeable

that we accepted it unanimously, on condition of knowing what was wanted

of us. We were told, and this is what we promised to do:

“This evening, when your sister leaves her shop, we are to surround her,

as if quarrelling, and drown her cries by our shouts. The Marquis

d’A----‘s people will manage the rest. Now do you understand?”

I only understood too well, and, scarcely thanking the carpenter, I

rushed off at full speed. Fortunately my brains did not fail me. I was

in front of a gunsmith’s: I went in, bought a pair of pistols, and then

hastened home.

“Mother,” I said, as I went in, “I have made a bet that I should be

taken for Antonia by putting on her clothes. Dress me, then, quickly,

and tell my sister I beg her to leave the shop half an hour later than

usual.”

My mother did as I asked, and when I was dressed I so perfectly

resembled Antonia that she kissed me, and burst into a hearty laugh at

my pleasant idea.

Nine o’clock had just struck: it was the hour appointed for the

abduction. I hastened away, doing my best to imitate my sister’s walk

and manner. My heart beat violently when I saw this band of robbers and

servants approach me, and I instinctively put my hands on my firearms;

but I soon resumed the timid demeanor of a young girl and walked

onwards.

The affair was executed just as I had been told; I was carried off with

all proper respect, in spite of my feigned resistance, and placed in a

carriage with the blinds down.

The horses started off at a gallop.

There was a man by my side whom I recognized in the gloom; it was

certainly the Marquis d’A----. I had to endure his warm excuses, and

then his passionate assurances, which sent the blood to my cheeks, and I

was several times on the point of betraying myself, but my vengeance was

so exquisite and near that I suppressed my anger. My purpose was, so

soon as I found myself alone with him, to challenge him to mortal

combat.

Half an hour had scarce elapsed when we reached the end of our journey.

The Marquis begged me to descend, and politely offered me his hand to

lead me into a small isolated villa. We entered a brilliantly lighted

room, where some young gentlemen and ladies were awaiting us. My

abductor, radiant with victory, introduced me to his friends and their

companions, and received their felicitations.

I lowered my eyes for fear my passion might be noticed, for I knew that

this humiliating triumph had been reserved for my sister, who would

certainly have died of shame. Five minutes later a servant opened the

folding-doors, and announced that supper was served.

“To table, friends,” the marquis exclaimed--“to table, and let each take

the place he likes best!” And he offered me his arm.

We seated ourselves round a sumptuous repast, the marquis waiting on me,

for he had dismissed all the attendants. For some time I refused to

touch anything; but, you know, my dear Edmond, nature has claims which

cannot be neglected. I was fearfully hungry, and my appetite was

sharpened by the scent of the dainty dishes. In spite of my anger, I was

forced to give up my plans of abstention, and yielded to temptation.

I could not eat without drinking, and there was no water on the table.

The other ladies had no objection to wine, so I followed their example.

Still I was very moderate, and, to play my part properly, I affected

great reserve and extreme timidity.

The marquis was delighted to see me behaving thus. He addressed some

compliments to me, but noticing they were disagreeable, he did not press

me, feeling assured that he could take his revenge at a more suitable

season.

We had reached the dessert; the whole of the company were in a charming

humor. May I confess to you, my dear Edmond, that the sight of these

merry comrades and coquettish dames produced the same effect on my

senses as the dishes had done on my appetite, and insensibly dispelled

my gloomy ideas? I had no strength left to continue the dramatic

character I had undertaken, and I sought a more satisfactory conclusion.

I soon made up my mind.

Three toasts had been drunk in succession: “Wine!” “Play!” “Love!” The

ladies had joined in emptying their glasses, while I remained calm and

silent. The marquis begged me in vain to join in the general gaiety.

Suddenly I rose, glass in hand, and assuming the free-and-easy manner of

a soldier--

“Per Bacco!” I shouted, in a baritone voice, giving the marquis a hearty

slap on the shoulder. “Drink, my friends, to the lovely eyes of these

ladies!” Then I drained my glass at a draught, and trolled out a lively

ditty.

I cannot describe the marquis’s feelings; all I know is, he turned to

stone under my hand. His friends regarded me in stupor, taking me,

doubtlessly, for a maniac, while the women laughed convulsively at my

strange outbreak.

“Well, gentlemen,” I continued, “why are you surprised? Do you not

recognize Antonio Torrini, the tenor, all alive and well, and prepared

to accept anybody’s challenge with the pistol or the glass, he doesn’t

care which.” At the same time I laid my pistols on the table.

At these words, the marquis at length awoke from the torpor into which

the evanishment of his sweet dreams had plunged him, and he raised his

hand to strike me in the face. But his eyes no sooner met mine, than,

yielding to the influence of an illusion which he abandoned with such

pain, he fell back on his chair.

“No!” he said, “I cannot strike a woman.”

“Oh, as for that, M. le Marquis,” I said, as I left the table, “I only

ask ten minutes to appear before you in my proper attire.” I then went

into an adjoining room, where I doffed gown, petticoats and finery: I

had kept all my own clothes under my feminine masquerade with the

exception of my coat. That article of clothing not being indispensable

to receive a blow, and as I was in fighting costume, I returned to the

dining-room.

During my absence the scene had changed. I seemed to have “missed my

cue,” as they say in the theatre, when an actor does not arrive in time

to reply. All the guests regarded me with smiles, and one coming up,

said:

“Monsieur Antonio, my friend’s seconds and yours, appointed _ex officio_

during your absence, are agreed that you have taken ample satisfaction,

and have no occasion to fight. Do you approve of our decision?”

I offered my hand to the marquis, who took it with very ill grace, for

he evidently could not stomach the bitter trick I had played him. This

dénoûment satisfied my vengeance, and I withdrew. But, before leaving,

each of us pledged our honor to discretion, in which the ladies joined.

* * * * *

After thanking Antonio for his devotion to me, and complimenting him on

his quickness, I added:

“These gentlemen acted very gallantly in confiding a secret to the

ladies; but I, who flatter myself I can read the human heart, say with

François I.,

Souvent femme varie,

Bien fol est qui s’y fie.

For this reason the marriage shall take place the day after to-morrow,

and in three days we will start for Constantinople.”

Antonio loved his sister as much as myself, and he was right, (Torrini

added,) for she was the most perfect woman earth ever saw. She was an

angel!

The Count de Grisy was so excited by these reminiscences, that he raised

his arms to heaven, where he seemed to seek the woman he had so deeply

loved. But he fell back on his pillow again, exhausted by the agony the

disarrangement of his bandages produced. He was forced to break off his

narrative till the next day.

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