=A Quiet Sunday Afternoon.=
To dissolve public report into its component parts is never a light
task. Analysis, as a rule, reveals three constituents: truth,
embroidery, and mere falsehood; but the proportions vary infinitely.
Denborough, which went to bed, to a man, at ten o'clock, or so soon
after as it reached home from the public house, said that the people
at Littlehill sat up very late; this was truth, at least relative
truth, and that is all we can expect here. It said that they habitually
danced and sang the night through; this was embroidery; they had once
danced and sung the night through, when Dale had a party from London.
It said that orgies--if the meaning of its nods, winks, and smiles may
be summarized--went on at Littlehill; this was falsehood. Dale and his
friends amused themselves, and it must be allowed that their enjoyment
was not marred, but rather increased, by the knowledge that they did
not command the respect of Denborough. They had no friends there. Why
should they care for Denborough's approval? Denborough's approval was
naught, whereas Denborough's disapproval ministered to the pleasure
most of us feel in giving gentle shocks to our neighbors' sense of
propriety. No doubt an electric eel enjoys itself. But, after all, if
the mere truth must be told, they were mild sinners at Littlehill, the
leading spirits, Dale and Arthur Angell, being indeed young men whose
antinomianism found a harmless issue in ink, and whose lawlessness
was best expressed in meter. A cynic once married his daughter to a
professed atheist, on the ground that the man could not afford to be
other than an exemplary husband and father. Poets are not trammeled
so tight as that, for, as Mrs. Delane remarked, there was Byron, and
perhaps one or two more; yet, for the most part, she who marries a poet
has nothing worse than nerves to fear. But a little lawlessness will
go a long way in the right place,--for example, lawn-tennis on Sunday
in the suburbs,--and the Littlehill party extorted a gratifying meed
of curiosity and frowns, which were not entirely undeserved by some of
their doings, and were more than deserved by what was told of their
doings.
After luncheon on Sunday, Mr. Delane had a nap, as his commendable
custom was. Then he took his hat and stick and set out for Littlehill.
The Grange park stretches to the outskirts of the town, and borders in
part on the grounds of Littlehill, so that the Squire had a pleasant
walk under the cool shade of his own immemorial elms, and enjoyed
the satisfaction of inspecting his own most excellent shorthorns.
Reflecting on the elms and the shorthorns, and on the house, the acres,
and the family that were his, he admitted that he had been born to
advantages and opportunities such as fell to the lot of a few men;
and, inspired to charity by the distant church-bell sounding over the
meadows, he acknowledged a corresponding duty of lenient judgment in
respect of the less fortunate. Thus he arrived at Littlehill in a
tolerant temper, and contented himself with an indulgent shake of the
head when he saw the gravel fresh marked with horses' hoofs.
"Been riding instead of going to church, the young rascals," he said to
himself, as he rang the bell.
A small, shrewd-faced man opened the door and ushered Mr. Delane into
the hall. Then he stopped.
"If you go straight on, sir," said he, "through that baize door, and
across the passage, and through the opposite door, you will find Mr.
Bannister."
Mr. Delane's face expressed surprise.
"Mr. Bannister, sir," the man explained, "don't like visitors being
announced, sir. If you would be so kind as walk in----"
It was a harmless whim, and the Squire nodded assent. He passed through
the baize door, crossed the passage, and paused before opening the
opposite door. The sounds which came from behind it arrested his
attention. To the accompaniment of a gentle drumming noise, as if of
sticks or umbrellas bumped against the floor, a voice was declaiming,
or rather chanting, poetry. The voice rose and fell, and Mr. Delane
could not distinguish the words, until it burst forth triumphantly
with the lines:
"Love grows hate for love's sake, life takes death for guide;
Night hath none but one red star--Tyrannicide."
"Good gracious!" said Mr. Delane.
The voice dropped again for a few moments, then it hurled out:
"Down the way of Tsars awhile in vain deferred,
Bid the Second Alexander light the Third.
How for shame shall men rebuke them? how may we
Blame, whose fathers died and slew, to leave us free?"
The voice was interrupted and drowned by the crash of the pianoforte,
struck with remorseless force, and another voice, the voice of a woman,
cried, rising even above the crash:
"Now, one of your own, Dale."
"I think I'd better go in," thought Mr. Delane, and he knocked loudly
at the door.
He was bidden to enter by the former of the two voices, and, going in,
found himself in a billiard room. Five or six people sat round the
wall on settees, each holding a cue, with which they were still gently
strumming on the floor. A stout, elderly woman was at the piano, and a
young man sat cross-legged in the middle of the billiard-table, with
a book in one hand and a cigar in the other. There was a good deal of
tobacco smoke in the room, and Mr. Delane did not at first distinguish
the faces of the company.
The young man on the table uncoiled himself with great agility, jumped
down, and came forward to meet the newcomer with outstretched hands.
As he outstretched them, he dropped the book and the cigar to the
ground on either side of him.
"Ah, here you are! Delightful of you to come!" he cried. "Now, let me
guess you!"
"Mr. Bannister?--Have I the pleasure?"
"Yes, yes. Now let's see--don't tell me your name."
He drew back a step, surveyed Mr. Delane's portly figure, his dignified
carriage, his plain solid watch-chain, his square-toed strong boots.
"The Squire!" he exclaimed. "Mr. Delane, isn't it?"
"I am Mr. Delane."
"Good! You don't mind being guessed, do you? It's so much more amusing.
What will you have?"
"Thank you, I've lunched, Mr. Bannister."
"Have you? We've just breakfasted--had a ride before, you know. But I
must introduce you."
He searched the floor, picked up the cigar, looked at it regretfully,
and threw it out of an open window.
"This," he resumed, waving his hand toward the piano, "is Mrs. Ernest
Hodge. This is Miss Fane, Mrs. Hodge's daughter--no, not by a first
marriage; everybody suggests that. Professional name, you know--she
sings. Hodge really wouldn't do, would it, Mrs. Hodge? This is Philip
Hume. This is Arthur Angell, who writes verses--like me. This is--but I
expect you know these gentlemen?"
Mr. Delane peered through the smoke which Philip Hume was producing
from a long pipe, and to his amazement discerned three familiar faces:
those of Dr. Roberts, the Mayor, and Alderman Johnstone. The Doctor
was flushed and looked excited; the Mayor was a picture of dignified
complacency; Johnstone appeared embarrassed and uncomfortable, for his
bald head was embellished with a flowery garland. Dale saw Mr. Delane's
eyes rest on this article.
"We always crown anybody who adds to our knowledge," he explained. "He
gets a wreath of honor. The Alderman added to our knowledge of the
expense of building a room. So Miss Fane crowned him."
An appreciative chuckle from the Mayor followed this explanation; he
knocked the butt of his cue against the floor, and winked at Philip
Hume.
The last-named, seeing that Mr. Delane was somewhat surprised at the
company, came up to him and said:
"Come and sit down; Dale never remembers that anybody wants a seat.
Here's an armchair."
Mr. Delane sat down next to Miss Fane, and noticed, even in his
perturbation, that his neighbor was a remarkably pretty girl, with fair
hair clustering in a thick mass on the nape of her neck, and large blue
eyes which left gazing on Dale Bannister when their owner turned to
greet him. Mr. Delane would have enjoyed talking to her, had not his
soul been vexed at the presence of the three Denborough men. One did
not expect to meet the tradesmen of the town; and what business had the
Doctor there? To spend Sunday in that fashion would not increase his
popularity or his practice. And then that nonsense about the wreath!
How undignified it was! it was even worse than yelling out Nihilistic
verses by way of Sabbath amusement.
"I shall get away as soon as I can," he thought, "and I shall say a
word to the Doctor."
He was called from his meditations by Miss Fane. She sat in a low chair
with her feet on a stool, and now, tilting the chair back, she fixed
her eyes on Mr. Delane, and asked:
"Are you shocked?"
No man likes to admit that he is shocked.
"I am not, but many people would be."
"I suppose you don't like meeting those men?"
"Hedger is an honest man in his way of life. I have no great opinion of
Johnstone."
"This is your house, isn't it?"
"Yes."
"All the houses about here are yours, aren't they?"
"Most of them are, Miss Fane."
"Then you are a great man?"
The question was put so simply that Mr. Delane could not suspect a
sarcastic intent.
"Only locally," he answered, smiling.
"Have you any daughters?" she asked.
"Yes; one."
"What is she like?"
"Fancy asking her father! I think Janet a beauty."
"Fair or dark?"
"Dark."
"Dale likes dark girls. Tall or short?"
"Tall."
"Good eyes?"
"I like them."
"Oh, that'll do. Dale will like her;" and Miss Fane nodded
reassuringly. Mr. Delane had not the heart to intimate his indifference
to Dale Bannister's opinion of his daughter.
"Do you know this country?" he asked, by way of conversation.
"We've only been here a week, but we've ridden a good deal. We hold
Dale on, you know."
"You are on a visit to Mr. Bannister?"
"Oh, yes, mother and I are here."
Mr. Delane could not help wondering whether their presence was such a
matter of course as her tone implied, but before he could probe the
matter further, he heard Dale exclaim:
"Oh, it's a wretched thing! Read it yourself, Roberts."
"Mount him on the rostrum," cried the young man who had been presented
to Mr. Delane as Arthur Angell, and who had hitherto been engaged in an
animated discussion with the Doctor.
Laughing, and only half resisting, the Doctor allowing himself to be
hoisted on to the billiard-table, sat down, and announced in a loud
voice:
"'Blood for Blood': by Dale Bannister."
The poem which bore this alarming title was perhaps the most outrageous
of the author's works. It held up to ridicule and devoted to damnation
every person and every institution which the Squire respected and
worshiped. And the misguided young man declaimed it with sparkling
eyes and emphasizing gestures, as though every wicked word of it were
gospel. And to this man's charge were committed the wives and families
of the citizens of Denborough! The Squire's self-respect demanded a
protest. He rose with dignity, and went up to his host.
"Good-by, Mr. Bannister."
"What? you're not going yet? What? Does this stuff bore you?"
"It does not bore me. But I must add--excuse an old-fashioned
fellow--that it does something worse."
"What? Oh, you're on the other side? Of course you are!"
"Whatever side I was, I could not listen to that. As an older man, let
me give you a word of advice."
Dale lifted his hands in good-humored protest.
"Sorry you don't like it," he said. "Shut up, Roberts! If I'd known, we
wouldn't have had it. But it's true--true--true."
The Doctor listened with sparkling eyes.
"I must differ utterly; I must indeed. Good-by, Mr. Bannister. Hedger?"
The Mayor started.
"I am walking into the town. Come with me."
The Mayor wavered. The Squire stood and waited for him.
"I didn't think of goin' yet, Mr. Delane, sir."
Dale watched the encounter with a smile.
"Your wife will expect you," said the Squire. "Come along."
The Mayor rose, ignoring Johnstone's grin and the amusement on the
faces of the company.
"I'll come and look you up," said Dale, pressing the Squire's hand
warmly. "Oh, it's all right. Tastes differ. I'm not offended. I'll come
some day this week."
He showed them out, and, returning, said to the Doctor, "Roberts,
you'll get into trouble."
"Nonsense!" said the Doctor. "What business is it of his?"
Dale had turned to Johnstone.
"Good-by," said he abruptly. "We close at five."
"I've 'ad a pleasant afternoon, sir."
"It will be deducted from your bill," answered Dale.
After ejecting Johnstone, he stood by the table, looking moodily at the
floor.
"What's the matter, Dale?" asked Miss Fane.
"I suppose he thought we were beasts or lunatics."
"Probably," said Philip Hume. "What then?"
"Well, yes," answered Dale, smiling again. "You're quite right, Phil.
What then?"