APRIL FOOLS

THE late spring dusk had at length fallen; the horses had been led home

from the plough, which remained in characteristic Dorset fashion at the

angle of the last furrow, the merciful twilight hiding the rich coating

of rust with which a lengthy course of such treatment had endued it; the

elder labourers had donned their coats, and lit their pipes, and gone

sauntering homewards along the dewy grass border of the lane. Farmer

Bellamy had laid aside his pinner—the last cow having long been milked

and sent pasturewards in the rear of her fellows—and likewise smoked

ruminatively in the chimney corner; his wife faced him, a large basket at

her feet containing sundry arrears of mending, a sock upon her outspread

left hand, a needle threaded with coarse yarn in the other. It was

getting too dark to darn now, and she wondered impatiently why Alice and

Lizzie did not come in to light the lamp and do their share of

needlework.

But Mrs Bellamy’s daughters formed part of a little group of men and

girls who had gathered round the low stone wall at the extremity of the

yard; the central point of interest being a certain flat-topped gatepost

which marked off the entrance to a disused pig-sty. Lizzie Bellamy was

bending over this, her face in close proximity to the paper on which she

was writing, her eyes strained in the endeavour to make the most of such

light as yet remained. A boy, standing near her, held, at a convenient

angle, a penny ink-bottle which he obligingly tilted each time that she

required to dip her pen; occasionally in Lizzie’s increasing excitement,

the pen missed its mark, whereupon he seized it in his stumpy fingers and

guided it to its rightful destination.

Little spasmodic bursts of laughter escaped the writer every now and

then, and a kind of smothered chorus of giggles was kept up by the

bystanders; while from time to time one of the more adventurous squinted

over her shoulder, being admonished in return by a vigorous dig from the

girl’s elbow.

At last she threw back her head and dropped her pen with a laughing

exclamation—

“I d’ ’low that’ll do.”

“Read it, read it!” cried the others.

“Somebody’ll have to light a match, then,” retorted she.

Jem Frisby produced one, struck it on the wall, and stepped forward.

The light fell on the girl’s face—a good-looking one enough, of the

dark-eyed, red-cheeked Dorset type—and illuminated now one, now another,

of her companions. All these faces were young, all bore the same

expression of expectant, mischievous glee.

“‘MY DEAR GILES,’” read Lizzie, “‘I take up my pen to write these few

lines to let you know a wish what’s long been in my mind—”

“I d’ ’low it ’ud be better if ye did put ‘What’s been in my mind since

the death o’ Missus Neale,’” suggested a tall lad, with a smothered roar

of laughter.

“No, ’twouldn’t do at all,” said Lizzie. “It ’ud put him in mind o’ the

poor body, and he’d be that down-hearted he wouldn’t have no fancy for

cwortin’ Hannah. Keep quiet, else I can’t read. There, the match be out

now; ’tis your fault.”

“Let the maid alone till she’ve a-read us what she’ve a-wrote,” growled

somebody from the darkness, which seemed intense now that the little

flickering light had vanished. Jem struck another match, and Lizzie

continued, reading quickly—

“‘You must find it terr’ble hard to manage without no missus; an’ I’m

beginning to feel lonesome now I be gettin’ into years—’”

“I d’ ’low that’ll sp’ile her chances!” exclaimed someone in the

background. Lizzie twisted her head round angrily:

“Nothin’ o’ the kind; Giles ’ud never look at nobody without it were a

staid ’ooman. Second match is near out now. I won’t be bothered readin’

the letter to ye at all if ye keep on a-interruptin’ of I. Well—

“‘I’ve been a-thinkin’ we might do worse nor make a match. I could do

for you, and you’d be company for I. Besides’—here Lizzie’s voice

quavered with laughter—‘I’ve took a mortal fancy to you, Giles, an’ think

you the handsomest man ever I see. My heart have been yours two year an’

more. If you think well on the notion you might meet me to-morrow in the

Little Wood at breakfast time.—Yours truly,

“HANNAH PETHIN.

“‘_P.S._—As I’m feelin’ a bit timid along o’ writin’ this here letter,

I’d be obliged if ye’d kindly not mention it when we meets face to

face.’”

The match had burnt itself out a moment or two previously, but Lizzie

remembered her composition sufficiently well to recite it without such

aid, and was rewarded for the effort by shouts of approving laughter.

“The very thing!” exclaimed one.

“The last touch is the best!” cried another; while all united in

declaring the letter to be “jist about clever.”

“I’ll pop it under his door late to-night!” cried Jem. “So soon as I’m

sure he be asleep. Now, let’s write his to her.”

“You’d better do that,” said Lizzie. “The two writin’s mustn’t be the

same, an’ she’d know my hand along o’ my makin’ out the milk bills.”

“Hold the match, then, somebody,” cried Jem. “Here, ’Ector, catch hold;

an’ mind ye keep it studdy. Give me the pen, Liz.”

He took up his position at the flat stone, and was so long in squaring

his elbows, arranging the pen in his clumsy fingers, and thrusting his

tongue into his cheek—a necessary preliminary to rustic letter

writing—that Hector announced that the match was burning him, before he

had begun work in earnest.

“Hold hard a minute!” cried another man. “Best be thinkin’ out what you

want to say afore we lights another. It comes terr’ble expensive on

matches, an’ it’s enough to put anybody off to have to start to light one

in the middle of a line.”

“True, true!” agreed the others.

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