FARMER BARNES’ DILEMMA

FARMER BARNES stirred his tea vigorously and continuously for some

minutes, raised the cup to his lips, with the spoon still in it, paused,

tasted again, glancing severely over the edge at his daughter Maimie, and

then remarked, in somewhat stern tones:—

“You haven’t put no brandy in!”

“Nay, feyther; I clean forgot to tell ye as there was scarce a drop left

in bottle yesterday. I put the little drain that was left in tea-pot,

but I’m afeared there weren’t enough to make mich difference.”

“The tay bain’t drawed at all, lass—it makes all that difference. Ye

should ha’ towd me when I was goin’ to town yesterday as bottle were nigh

empty.”

“Ah, that I should; but I forgot.”

And Maimie wrinkled up her forehead until her eyebrows nearly touched her

fair fluffy fringe. Her father set down his cup with a kind of groan,

and looked at her with eyes that seemed puzzled, well nigh tearful, in

spite of their severity.

“Yigh, you’re a good hand at forgettin’, Maimie—ye met tak’ a prize

for’t. There weren’t a bit o’ sauce wi’ the cowd pork to-day, and the

taters was as hard as hard.”

Maimie coloured and looked down; the farmer gazed at her sternly for a

full minute, and then made a sudden lunge at the youngest child who sat

next to him.

“What’s wrong wi’ thy bishop, Maggie? One side is all tucked up.”

“It’s tore,” announced Maggie, with a certain triumph in a statement

which must call down condemnation on her elder. “Our Maimie said as

she’d mend it—she’ve been sayin’ she’ll mend it all the week.”

“Thou’rt a nasty little tell-tale, Maggie,” cried Maimie with some heat.

“Ye never think for to remind me wi’out it’s jest at my busiest time—when

I’m gettin’ dinner ready or summat.”

“There, there, never mind,” interposed Barnes gloomily. “’Tis allus the

same story. Young heads I suppose is what we mun look for on young

shoulders.” And he went on with his tea, swallowing it in great gulps,

and as it were under protest, and remarking every now and then below his

breath that it wasn’t half drawed.

At the conclusion of the meal the younger children slid down from their

seats, and began to play noisily in a corner, while Maimie “sided” the

things. Her father pushed back his chair, with a squeaking sound, over

the tiled floor, lit his pipe, and, extending his stocking-clad feet to

the blaze, smoked meditatively and despondently.

Maimie glanced at him every now and then as she went backwards and

forwards between kitchen and buttery, and at last, pausing opposite to

him, encountered his steadfast and sombre gaze.

“Come thou here, my lass,” he said; “put down yon dish, and come and sit

here aside o’ me. Maimie,” he continued solemnly, “I’ve been thinkin’ o’

summat.”

Maimie, impressed by his tone, gazed at him with scared blue eyes, not

caring to speak.

“Ah, I’ve been thinkin’ o’ summat,” he repeated, “summat rather

partik’ler. First off I’ve been thinkin’ a dale about your mother,

Maimie. I miss her dreadful.”

“I’m sure ye do, feyther,” said the girl with a sob. “’Tis what we all

do. Nobry can’t miss poor mother more nor me.”

“’Tis a twelvemonth or more since she was took,” continued Barnes, in the

same sepulchral tone. “Ah, a twelvemonth ’twas last Sunday week—and the

house don’t seem like itself at all. I don’t say but what you do your

best, my lass, but things seem to be warsening every day. I don’t know

whatever mother ’ud say if she were here to see it—I don’t I’m sure. I’m

fair moidered wi’ nobbut thinkin’ on it. It seems same as if I wasn’t

doin’ my dooty by her, poor soul. She was allus that house-proud for one

thing, and sich a manager. Summat ’ull ha’ to be done, Maimie.”

Maimie began to whimper, and to wipe her eyes with her apron, and to

protest in muffled tones from behind its folds that she did try, and she

couldn’t tell how ’twas as things always seemed to slip her memory. The

children was tiresome for one thing, and tore their clothes much more

than when mother was alive, and they didn’t mind her a bit, and she had

meant to make some apple-sauce, and, and—

“There, that’ll do,” interrupted Barnes, leaning forward with one great

hand on either knee, “Thou’rt but young, as I say, and I mustn’t expect

too much fro’ thee. Do what ye will ye can’t be like poor mother; nay,

’tisn’t to be looked for; nay, it ’ud want sombry else as is older and

wiser nor thee, lass, to take mother’s place. Ah, I’ve been thinkin’ o’

that”—here he paused, slowly polishing the knees of his corduroys with

his broad palms,—“I’m wishful for to do my dooty by your poor mother, my

dear,” he resumed presently, looking very hard at Maimie. “Ah, I

couldn’t noways rest easy in my mind, if I didn’t strive to do that, and

so, as I tell ye, I’m thinkin’ o’ summat.”

“What are ye thinkin’ on, feyther?” cried the girl quickly.

Mr Barnes restored his pipe to his mouth, sucked at it, and then, blowing

out a cloud of smoke, looked at his daughter with moist eyes from amid

the blue mist.

“’Twill go hard wi’ me,” he said slowly; “it will indeed, but the

question isn’t what I’d choose, but what she’d choose.”

“Who?” cried Maimie, quite at sea.

“Why, the poor missus, your mother. It’ll go agen me, as I say, but I’ve

made up my mind for to do it.”

“For pity’s sake, feyther, speak plain. To do what?”

“Why, to take a second, my dear,” said the farmer, speaking somewhat

indistinctly by reason of the pipe which was still firmly wedged in the

corner of his mouth, but with the same solemn dignity. “To get wed—to

pick soombry out as ’ud do for me the way your dear mother done for

me—one as ’ud keep things straight, same as they used to be, and have an

eye to all of you young folks.”

“Nay, but, feyther, mother ’ud never ha’ liked that,” protested Maimie.

“’Tis the very last thing she’d wish, to have a stranger put in her

place, and a stepmother cocked up over her childer.”

“Cocked up,” repeated the farmer sternly, “the one as I have in my mind

isn’t like to be easy cocked up. A sensible, steady, hard-workin’

woman—a widder too, so ye may think she’ll have a feelin’ heart for me.

And one as have childer of her own, a plenty of ’em, and ’ull know how to

dale wi’ all on you.”

“Who is it, feyther?” gasped the girl.

“Why, Mrs Wharton o’ the Pit.”

“Mrs Wharton!” ejaculated Maimie. She checked the tears which were ready

to fall, and sat looking at her father in amazement, the colour sweeping

over her pretty face. “Why, she’ve got six childer of her own, and

pretty nigh all of ’em lads.”

Her father nodded sideways with a contented air.

“They’ll come in handy about the place I dare-say,” he remarked.

“And she only buried Mr Wharton six month ago!”

“Ah! I reckon she’ll feel the want of him—very nigh as bad as I feel the

want o’ your mother.”

“But she’d never think o’ gettin’ wed again—she’s fifty-five and more.”

Barnes removed his pipe, pointing with the stem at Maimie to enforce the

comparison:—

“Your mother,” he said brokenly, “your mother, my dear, was fifty-four

and a bit—’tis a nice age. The more I think on’t, the more I do seem to

tak’ to the notion. Now, I’ll tell you what you’ll do, Maimie—jest pop

round to-morrow and ax Mrs Wharton to come and eat her Sunday dinner wi’

us—her and all her fam’ly. Sunday is a good day for doin’ a bit o’

coortin’—her and me ’ull mak’ it up while you youngsters are making

merry.”

“Nay, but, feyther—”

“Nay, but, I’ll not ha’ no buts,” shouted her father, good-humouredly but

firmly. “Do what I tell thee, my lass. My mind’s made up, so thou met

as well put the best face thou can on’t.”

When feyther hammered on the table after that imperative fashion, and

threw so much determination into his one-sided nod, Maimie knew from

experience that it was useless to argue, and, with a heavy heart,

promised to obey.

Sunday came and proved to be all that Sunday ought to be: sunshiny and

bright.

After church the Whartons and Barnes’ came trooping down the flagged path

together: Jim brave in the flowered waistcoat which had been laid aside

since the death of his missus, and the Widow Wharton displaying a white

flower in her bonnet, and discarding her crape “weeper.” As they

proceeded in single file, both being too portly in figure to walk side by

side, the neighbours smiled and winked, and nudged each other, and

remarked that it was a match for sure. The children of both families,

stiff and prim in their best clothes, eyed each other somewhat shyly, but

presently fraternised; though Luke, the eldest Wharton lad, a fine,

well-grown young fellow already in the twenties, walked apart, silently,

and with a gloomy face.

Maimie had stayed at home, busy over hospitable preparations, and now,

with a flushed face and a heavy heart, stood awaiting her visitors. She

revived a little presently, when Mrs Wharton praised her cooking, and

remarked that she could not have made the pudden better herself; but her

countenance soon clouded over again. During the meal feyther paid marked

attention to the lady of his choice, filling up her glass until she was

obliged to protect it by keeping one broad hand outspread on the top,

piling her plate with beef, and leering in an amorous fashion whenever he

caught her eye; and, at its conclusion, he requested Mrs Wharton to

withdraw with him to the parlour, and jocularly told the young folk they

might clear away and cut what capers they liked.

“I’ll go out for a smoke, I think,” said Luke; but he spoke somewhat

hesitatingly, and looked questioningly at Maimie. “Without,” he added

gallantly, “I can be of any service to you, Miss Barnes.”

“Do just what you please,” she returned shortly. “I don’t suppose you

feel more like making merry nor I do mysel’. The childer can play if

they’ve a mind to; but it ’ull take me all my time to clear away—and I’ve

no great fancy for making merry as how ’tis.”

“Come, I’ll help ye with the tray,” said Luke. “There, little ’uns, ye

can take hands round and start ‘The Mulberry Bush.’ ’Twill keep ’em

quiet. I can’t but feel sorry for ye, Maimie,” he continued, as he took

hold of the tray. “’Tisn’t what none of us ’ud like, I s’pose,” and he

jerked his head towards the closed door of the parlour.

“Ye think your mother ’ull have him then?” said Maimie, with a sinking

heart.

“I can’t make out one way nor t’other. She’s got no call to be thinkin’

o’ wedlock, mother hasn’t. Feyther have left her every stick on the

place. ’Tis a nice place, as ye know, Maimie, and she’s reet well off.

I couldn’t help but ha’ words wi’ her last night, and she answered me

back awful sharp. ‘’Tis time there was a change, Mester Luke,’ says she.

‘Thou’rt gettin’ above thyself, lad,’ she says.”

“An’ what do the younger ones say to it?” said Maimie, pausing in the act

of setting a pile of plates on the tray which he held.

“Eh, they don’t say much. Mother can do what she likes wi’ they. They

look a bit glum, but that’s all.”

“’Tisn’t much use lookin’ glum, I reckon,” sighed the girl. “Feyther’s

that set on the notion he won’t hear naught agen it.”

“I dessay,” said Luke; “’tis a very good match for him?”

“Not a bit better nor ’tis for your mother,” cried Maimie, tossing her

head.

“Why, our place is twice as big as this,” returned the youth; “and mother

have money put by—a dale of brass she have. I don’t fancy your feyther

could match it.”

They were slowly proceeding towards the buttery by this time, each

holding on to an end of the tray; through the open doorway the children

could be seen dancing round and round, while they vociferated shrilly the

time-honoured refrain “Ring-a-ring-a-roses!”

“I don’t want him to match your mother’s brass, nor yet your mother,”

said Maimie. “I wish she and the lot o’ you had kep’ away—that I do.”

“Well, if that’s all ye can find to say to me, I’d best take myself off,”

cried Luke angrily, and he suddenly let go of his end of the tray.

There was a slide, a clatter, a crash; the piled up crockery, too heavy

for Maimie’s arms alone, had slipped to the end of the tilted tray and

fallen on the tiled buttery floor.

Maimie glanced at the heap of destruction for one moment, and then burst

into tears.

“I didn’t go for to do it,” shouted Luke, overwhelmed with horror and

remorse. “I thought ye’d firm howd on tray, Maimie.”

“Eh dear, eh dear,” sobbed Maimie, the tears pouring through her

outspread fingers, her bosom heaving convulsively. “Whatever mun I do?

Feyther’ll be mad. And I’ll be that shamed before your mother and all.”

Luke struck at his forehead vengefully.

“I’m a regular fool,” he cried. “I’m a downright wastral and

good-for-naught, that’s what I am. I can’t forgive myself for being so

rough. Dunnot take agen me, Maimie, dunnot! I’m right down sorry—awful

sorry, I am.”

“I—don’t—belive—you are,” sobbed Maimie.

“I’ll swear I am,” asserted Luke, and, picking his way through the

fragments of crockery, he put his arm round Maimie’s waist.

“Well, maybe you are,” she said, relenting a little, but still weeping

piteously. “’Tis a judgment on me I’m sure; I didn’t ought to ha’ spoke

that way about your mother to your face.”

“Nay, if it comes to that,” groaned Luke, penitently, “I didn’t ought to

ha’ cast up about the brass to ye.”

By this time he was mopping delicately at Maimie’s eyes with a beautiful

silk handkerchief, duly perfumed with a bottle of sixpenny scent; and

Maimie was so touched by this attention that she presently smiled wanly

through her tears, and the two concluded a compact of friendship as they

cleared away the broken china.

Meanwhile Jim Barnes and Mrs Wharton sat face to face on either side of

the parlour fire, gazing at each other for some time in unbroken silence.

Presently the farmer spoke, pointing at the widow with his thumb, and

inaugurating proceedings by heaving a deep sigh.

“I reckon ye miss the gaffer, Mrs Wharton?”

“I do indeed, Mr Barnes,” returned the widow, with an answering sigh,

which made her stiff black silk creak alarmingly.

“Ah—ye can’t miss him more nor what I do my poor missus. She was a

wonderful woman, Mrs Wharton.”

“She was—ah, she was. Providence seems to ha’ dealt a bit ’ard wi’ the

two of us, Mr Barnes, but we munnot _re_-pine.”

After this there came a pause, during which the farmer scratched his head

and rubbed his knees.

“My lass, Maimie, d’ye see—she’s a very good lass, but a bit giddy—she

dunnot seem never to remember naught.”

“She’s but young,” said the widow tolerantly. “Our Luke—the eldest lad,

he do seem to gi’ me a lot o’ trouble. Wants to know better nor me, and

is ever and always trying to be gaffer. ‘Women don’t know naught about

farmin’,’ says he to me as bold as ye please.”

“Did he?” ejaculated Jim, with a deeply scandalised air.

“Not but what,” continued the widow, half-laughingly, after a moment’s

reflection; “not but what the lad have got a wonderful notion o’ farm

work himself. Wonderful, he have—eh, he shapes wonderful well for a lad

of his years. Mr Gradwell, now, o’ Little Upton, he was passin’ the

remark to me only t’other day. Says he, ‘I never did see sech a long

head as your Luke have got for sech a young chap,’ he says.”

“Ah,” exclaimed Farmer Barnes appreciatively, “he’s a fine lad, I’ll say

that for him. He used to follow your poor master same as his shadow. I

reckon ’twas your Joe what put him in the way of things so well. I

reckon,” he continued sympathetically, “he’d ha’ been proud on him if

he’d ha’ lived, poor owd lad.”

“I reckon he would,” agreed Mrs Wharton, puckering up her face and

producing her handkerchief; from the turn the conversation was now taking

she would have soon to cry again.

“Ah,” said Barnes, “your lad, I reckon he’s a comfort to you, Mrs

Wharton.”

Mrs Wharton twitched down her handkerchief and spoke in a voice that was

exceedingly clear and decided.

“Well, Mester Barnes, he is an’ he isn’t, if ye know what I mean. There

can’t be two masters in one house, and that’s what I say—time and again I

say it to our Luke. I’m fair tired sayin’ the same thing over and over

again.”

The farmer nodded with a kind of groan.

“Jest so, Mrs Wharton, jest so. I can feel for ye there. ’Tis the very

same way wi’ me an’ our Maimie. I do tell her a thing twenty times

may-hap, an’ she’ll forget jest same, not but what she’s a good lass—I’d

reckon you’d find her a good lass, Mrs Wharton, if you was to coom here.”

“Eh, Mr Barnes,” said the widow bashfully, “whatever put that in your

head? Coom here, d’ye say?”

“This ’ere house,” said Jim firmly, “wants a missus summat awful, an’ I

want a missus to see to things an’ keep the young folks in order, and

there’s nobry in the parish I’d like better nor yourself, Mrs Wharton.

You an’ me can feel for each other—ah, that we can—I don’t see nothin’ in

the world to prevent us from lendin’ each other a helpin’ hand.”

Mrs Wharton paused to reflect, pleating the edge of her black-edged

handkerchief.

“If there was but you an’ me,” she said presently, “the matter ’ud be

easy settled. I could do wi’ you very well, Mester Barnes. As ye say,

we can feel for one another—but there’s the childer to be thought on—all

they little lads o’ mine—there is but the one lass, ye know.”

“The more the merrier,” returned Jim placidly. “There’s plenty o’ little

odd jobs they can be doin’ on, at arter school be over. I often wish I’d

ha’ had more lads mysel’.”

“Well, but,” continued Mrs Wharton, to whom the various aspects of the

situation were slowly unfolding themselves, “there’s your big lass to be

thought on—your Maimie. I doubt she’ll not make it so very pleasant for

me. I could manage the little ones right enough—I was allus fond o’

childer. But your Maimie—I doubt we shouldn’t get on so very well

together.”

“Oh, ye’d get on,” said Barnes, “ye’d get on at arter a bit, I dare say.”

He did not speak very confidently, however, and presently continued in a

still more dubious tone: “’Tis your Luke as is a bit of a stumblin’

block. I hadn’t reckoned he were that masterful. I doubt it’ll not be

easy to get him to content hissel’ wi’ workin’ here under me, at arter

he’s been cock o’ the walk at your place.”

“Workin’ here under you,” repeated Mrs Wharton blankly. “He’d never do

that—never. I don’t know however it’s to be managed, Mester Barnes, I’m

sure. I didn’t reckon to leave our place, ye see. I reckoned—well the

thought jest happened to strike me, as if I was to take a second husband

he’d be content to coom an’ live at the Pit.”

Farmer Barnes rolled his head from side to side, and gazed at the good

woman with a sternly disapproving air.

“That wouldn’t suit me,” he said, “nay, that it wouldn’t. Our family

have been settled here for a hundred year an’ more; I bain’t a-goin’ to

shift.”

Again Mrs Wharton considered. She was not disposed to relinquish her

rights without a struggle, but, on the other hand, Jim Barnes was the

most eligible suitor who was likely to come her way. The widowed state

of both seemed to make the alliance peculiarly desirable; none of the

neighbours could cast up at her for replacing poor Joe so soon when her

second husband stood as much in need of consolation as herself. Then he

was well-to-do, and a most excellent father. She had thought, moreover,

that his support would have enabled her to get the better of the

recalcitrant Luke. But there were limits which could not be outstepped.

To expect a youth of twenty-two to accept a subordinate position on

strange premises was too much.

“The Pit Farm is a very fine farm,” she remarked tentatively, after a

pause. “The Whartons have lived there a good few year too. ’Tis but

nat’ral as our Luke should look to steppin’ into his feyther’s shoes some

day when I’m laid under ground. ’Tis what he’ve a right to expect.”

“Well, let the lad step into ’em now, then,” exclaimed Jim Barnes

jovially. “Let him step away. I don’t want to be gaffer at the Pit

Farm; all as I want, my dear, is for you to come an’ be missus here.”

Mrs Wharton relaxed. When her wooer smiled so pleasantly and called her

“my dear,” it was difficult to maintain an attitude of aloofness;

nevertheless, though her heart was insensibly softening, her shrewd,

stolid North-country head by no means followed suit.

“There’s a deal to be thought on, isn’t there?” she remarked. “Our

Luke—if I was to let our Luke set up for hissel’ at our place, there’d be

no doin’ anythin’ wi’ him. An’ the lad’s ower young too to be livin’

alone there—”

“Why need he live alone?” interrupted Jim. “Pick out a wife for

him—that’s what ye’d best do—pick out a wife for him an’ let the yoong

folks set up there, and you coom here along o’ me.”

Mrs Wharton smiled dubiously. “It met be a good thing in one way,” she

conceded, “but still—well, ye see, I didn’t reckon to give up the Pit

Farm to our Luke for a good few year yet. There’s all the little uns to

bring up and eddicate. I couldn’t expect to be lookin’ to you for

everything.”

“That’s true,” said Jim, becoming suddenly very solemn. He, too, had

heard about the good bit of brass that was laid by, and, as every

sensible person knew, when brass was laid by, it was laid by, until the

time came for the fortunate possessor to leave it by will to somebody

else. Still he had not reckoned on the possible contingency of having to

feed and clothe at his expense the five younger Whartons.

After deep meditation, he struck the table with his fist.

“Why not make the chap pay ye rent for it?” he said. “That ’ud be the

thing. Set him up there an’ pick him out a missus, an’ let the two of

’em manage for themselves, and pay ye a lump sum every rent-day—a good

sum, mind ye, so as Mester Luke mayn’t be kickin’ up his heels an’

thinkin’ too much of hissel’. Coom,” he cried, “what d’ye think o’ that

notion?”

“I think well on’t,” said Mrs Wharton, pursing up her lips, and nodding

with a satisfied air. “I think ’tis a capital notion, Mester Barnes. I

must just turn ower in my mind a bit, the lasses I’d like our Luke to

choose from. There’s Sally Lupton now; she’s a nice little body, an’

folks say owd Lupton left a good bit to her mother.”

“Ah,” said the farmer, “she met do very well.”

“An’ there’s Rose Blanchard,” continued Mrs Wharton, ruminating, “she’s a

nice lass; wonderful house-proud Rose is.”

“Ah!” agreed Barnes, nodding.

Mrs Wharton was struck by something peculiar in his tone, and looked at

him sharply; a deeper shade of colour was slowly overspreading his face,

and he was smiling in an oddly bashful way.

“Can ye call to mind no other lass?” he said, after a pause, and, edging

his chair round the table, he nudged the widow meaningly.

A light suddenly dawned on Mrs Wharton; she began to laugh with a rather

conscious look.

“Well, theer’s one lass as ’ud suit very well. In more ways nor one

she’d suit, I reckon; but I’m sure I don’t know whatever you’d say to it,

Mester Barnes.”

“Give her a name,” said Jim, grinning more broadly.

“Well—I hardly like—’t ’ud coom best fro’ you, Mester Barnes; but she’s a

very nice lass, an’ I’ve heard as her mother left a nice bit o’ money

behind her.”

“Meanin’ my missus,” shouted Jim, the smiles forsaking his face

immediately.

“Oh, I named no names, Mester Barnes, though I did hear that poor Martha

had a nice bit put away in the bank.”

“Maybe she had, an’ maybe she hadn’t,” said Jim. “As how ’tis, whatever

was left was left to me, an’ it’s me as’ll have the settlin’ on’t.”

“Of course, of course—I’m only sayin’—blood’s thicker nor water, when

all’s said an’ done, isn’t it?”

“’Tis indeed, an’ I’m sure that’s a sayin’ as you’ll bear in mind, my

dear, when you’re setting your Luke up. He’s his feyther’s son, ye know,

an’ what did his feyther lay by so mich brass for, if not for the lad as

is to stand in his shoes?”

There was a twinkle in honest Jim’s eyes as he made this home-thrust, and

when Mrs Wharton replied, it was with a sort of giggle.

“Ah, to be sure, he’s to stand in’s feyther’s shoes, poor lad, but I

doubt he’ll find ’em a tight fit if I take your advice, Mester Barnes,

an’ make him pay me a big lump o’ rent.”

The farmer laughed outright.

“Ye had me there, Lizzie,” he said. “I hadn’t give a thought to the

chance o’ my lass settin’ up along o’ your lad when I gave you that there

advice, my dear. ’Tis as broad as ’tis long, that’s one thing—’twill be

but takin’ the brass out o’ one pocket and puttin’ it into another.

Blood’s thicker nor water, as ye said just now. I doubt we’ll agree very

well.”

“I doubt we shall,” said Mrs Wharton.

“Well, the first thing agreed on is that you an’ me is to be shouted

soon,” pursued Jim, smiling, “and next thing is to tackle the yoong

folks.”

“Reet,” said Mrs Wharton. “If you’ll have a quiet talk wi’ your lass at

arter we’re gone, I’ll say a word to our Luke while we’re goin’ home.”

“Nay,” cried the farmer, rising, “I’m never one for half-measures. Let’s

have the pair of ’em in now, and put it to ’em straight.”

Before Mrs Wharton had time to protest, he had thrown open the door, and

was shouting lustily for Luke and Maimie.

After a moment or two the young couple appeared, Maimie, rather pale and

inclined to be tearful, Luke, flushed and determined.

“Coom in, my lad,” shouted Barnes, clapping him cheerily on the back.

“Coom your ways in Maimie, too: we’n summat to tell ye.”

“An’ we’n summat to say, too,” said Luke, firmly. “Mother, I know very

well what you’re goin’ to say, an’ I’ll ha’ my say out first. You an’

Mester Barnes here are goin’ to make a match on’t. Well, Maimie an’ me

has been talkin’ a bit, an’ though we’re not wishful any way to hurt your

feelin’s, we’ve made up our minds, both on us, as we’ll not stop here to

have strangers set over us.”

Farmer Barnes whistled, and Mrs Wharton, whose wits, as has been said,

moved slowly, looked a trifle alarmed.

“So what we’ve settled,” continued Luke, resolutely, yet looking from his

mother to the farmer, with a kind of compassion, for he felt that the

blow which he found himself obliged to deal them, was of a staggering

nature, “what we’ve made up our minds to do is to get wed to each other

and go away to earn our own livin’s.”

“An’ a very good notion too,” said Jim approvingly, sidling the while

towards Mrs Wharton, and winking solemnly as he intercepted her somewhat

startled gaze. “’Tis a very good job as ye’ve settled the matter that

way, my lad—’twas the very thing me an’ your mother was thinkin’ o’

proposin’ to ye.”

“Eh, feyther, ye’d never be so cruel as to want to turn me fro’ the

door,” gasped Maimie, her ready tears bursting forth.

“Well,” exclaimed Luke, “an’ that’s a pretty thing, I will say. Have ye

the face to tell me, mother, as you an’ Mester Barnes had made it up

between ye to get shut of us—your own flesh ’an blood, for the sake o’

takin’ up wi’ each other?”

Barnes, who had by this time reached Mrs Wharton’s chair, gave her a

warning nudge with his elbow, and winked again.

“Nay, lad, me an’ your mother is not for turnin’ ye out, but if you an’

our Maimie have settled everything between yourselves we haven’t nothin’

to say, have we Lizzie? ’Tis a very good thing for young folks to earn

their own livin’—a very good thing.”

Luke and Maimie looked at each other blankly. The bomb which they had

expected to discharge with such deadly effect had unaccountably fizzled

off; nobody seemed a penny the worse for it. On the contrary, this plan,

which they had expected to be so strenuously opposed, appeared to suit

the older couple to a nicety.

“Well,” said Luke, drawing a long breath, “what I says I’ll stick to. If

you’ll keep your word to me, Maimie, I’ll keep mine to you. ’Tis a bit

hard to turn out of the old place after bein’ brought up to look for

somethin’ so different, an’ I doubt you’ll find it a bit hard too, my

lass, to settle down in a little small cottage—I doubt if your mother

were alive—or my poor feyther, as thought such a dale o’ me—”

He broke off, choking; there were tears in his blue eyes.

Mrs Wharton could stand it no longer; rising hurriedly from her chair,

she pushed the farmer on one side, and, squeezing herself round the

table, threw her arms round Luke’s neck.

“Nay, my lad,” she cried, “nay, dunnot believe it. Dunnot think as your

mother could ever be that ’ard. Ye shannot be treated no worse nor if

your feyther wer alive—maybe a bit better, for our gaffer were wonderful

masterful, and I doubt he’d not be the one to turn out to make room for

thee the same as I’m thinkin’ o’ doin’.”

Luke, who had been warmly returning his mother’s embrace, now jerked up a

somewhat ruffled head, his flushed face disclosing distinct traces of

tears.

“What’s that ye say, mother?” he asked.

Meanwhile Jim had been shaking his head waggishly at Maimie, and

uplifting an admonitory forefinger.

“Well, of all the little noddies! So I’m goin’ to turn thee out, am I,

to shift for thysel’. Water’s thicker nor blood, I s’pose, ho, ho, ho!”

He laughed prodigiously at his own wit, and Maimie dashed away her tears

and smiled a doubtful smile.

“Mester Barnes and me,” said Mrs Wharton solemnly, “have made up we’re

minds for to get wed, him bein’ in want of a missus an’ me bein’ that

awful lonesome wi’out your poor feyther, Luke, as I feel I mun put

soombry in’s place.”

“Very well said,” interpolated the farmer, in a deep and admiring growl.

“At same time,” continued Mrs Wharton, “we both knows our dooty to our

childer, an’ we think the best way o’ settlin’ the matter ’ud be for me

to live here at arter we are wed, and for you, Luke, to stop on at the

Pit wi’ Maimie for your missus. Mester Barnes an’ me,” she added,

looking towards her newly-chosen partner for confirmation of her words,

“’ull give an eye to things from time to time—me inside an’ him out. An’

ye’ll have to pay me rent for the place, ye know, Luke—”

“Allowin’ yoursel’ a fair profit, o’ course,” interposed Farmer Barnes,

“a fair profit.”

“An’ Mester Barnes bein’ a lovin’ feyther, an’ mindful o’ what his poor

missus ’ud wish,” continued the widow, “’ull help ye to start, my lad—for

stock an’ that. Ah, ye may be sure we’s both do the best we can for our

own flesh an’ blood.”

Luke smiled broadly on his future stepfather, and gripped his sunburnt

hand, murmuring heartily: “’Tis very well done o’ you, I’m sure. Very

handsome—ah, that ’tis.”

Maimie had crossed over to Mrs Wharton and was uttering on her side

profuse expressions of gratitude and satisfaction.

Jim Barnes himself, however, looked slightly puzzled, and presently took

occasion to murmur surreptitiously in Mrs Wharton’s ear:

“Ye had the last word arter all, Lizzie, my dear!”

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