CHAPTER IV.

EDUCATIONAL.

Some Insular Dominies--Education Act of 1872--Education in the

Highlands--Feeding the hungry--Parish Council

boarders--Dwindling attendances--Arnisdale--Golspie Technical

School--On the Sidlaws--Some surprises--Arran schools--Science

and literature--Study of Scott--The old classical dominie--Vogue

of Latin in former times--Teachers and

examinations--Howlers--Competing subjects.

SOME INSULAR DOMINIES.

It is by no means an easy matter for a teacher to get south again once

he is installed in a remote Highland school. He accepts a distant rural

or insular post, marries the girl of his heart, gets settled in the

schoolhouse of the glen or township, and rarely moves thence all the

succeeding years of his life. He becomes identified with local affairs;

plays whist maybe with the doctor, the factor, and the banker; and is

apt to magnify the cackle of his bourg into the great Voice that echoes

round the world. The monotony of his life is varied by such happenings

as a birth or a death in his own household, a visit from the emissary of

My Lords, an epidemic of measles, a general election, and the like. I

don't say these men are unhappy, but unless they develop a hobby,

torpidity is bound to settle like a mist upon their brains. Such studies

as geology, botany, and gardening, are sovereign for driving off the

vapours of ennui. Nor are golf, angling, and the composition of verse,

specifics that the rural dominie can afford to despise.

I have in my mind at this moment the portraits of many notable gentlemen

(for true gentlemen they are, though their purses are thin) who have

given up their lives to educating the progeny of the inclement North.

Lamont, for example, whom I remember as a first-class mathematician, is

living in the marshy navel of an Outer Isle, amid wild-fowl and spirals

of peat-reek. If you want to visit him you have (1) to cross the billowy

western deep; (2) drive fifteen miles in a trap; (3) traverse a

four-mile arm of the sea in a ferry that needs baling; (4) proceed seven

miles to another ferry two miles in breadth; (5) hop, step, and jump

three miles along a narrow and tortuous track, enough to give vertigo to

a goat. Lamont is not unhappy: he keeps his mind active by solving stiff

quadratic equations and fiddling with Cartesian co-ordinates. I hope he

will get credit for all these studies, when the last trump sounds, for

he gets little enough at present.

Ramsay, too, is a dweller among these treeless bogs, and is engaged,

during his leisure, on a translation of Anacreon which will never be

finished, or, if finished, will never be published. I called on him and

immolated myself on the altar of his Anacreon in order to give him a

little pleasure. He, later on, enlarged on his school, scholars, and

daily life. The horizon of the boys and girls is extremely limited: most

of them have never seen either a pig or a policeman. Cabbages have only

been recently introduced into the district, but are already thriving

wonderfully well considering the thin soil. There are of course no

trees: for what trees could stand against the buffeting of the fierce

wintry gales of the Atlantic? Ramsay's only chum is a missionary, who is

of an antiquarian turn, and goes fumbling about for arrow-heads and

prehistoric bracelets, especially after a storm, when the hill-sides are

laid bare.

Neither Lamont nor Ramsay know a word of Gaelic, and there they are in

districts where English is a foreign language. Needless to say, the lack

of Gaelic is a terrible drawback to these two men. They should never

have been where they are, for they are aliens. The scholars, unbreeched

little rogues, have an advantage over their teacher, and in the

playground talk the tongue of the Celt invariably, and may be maligning

him for all he knows. I am afraid, too, that teacher and minister do not

always consider themselves as auxiliaries in these outer isles. The

younger generation of teachers have, as might be expected, a more

extensive knowledge of books than the old school of Presbyterian

ministers. The latter, feeling their literary inferiority, are inclined

to regard the teacher as an intruder whose work in the school-room will

cause the rising generation to look slightingly on the "essentials." I

have in my possession numerous letters from Highland teachers dealing

with this fear on the part of the clergy, that novels and secular

literature generally will pervert the minds of the people. The addition

of Mrs. Humphrey Ward's books to a library was recently likened to the

arrival of the Serpent in Eden.

EDUCATION ACT OF 1872.

In one of the best-known chapters of _Rob Roy_, Bailie Nicol Jarvie, the

utilitarian Glasgow merchant, says to his cattle-reiving kinsman: "Your

boys, Rob, dinna ken the very multiplication table, which is the root o'

a useful knowledge, and it's my belief they can neither read, write, nor

cipher, if sic a thing could be believed o' ane's ain connections in a

Christian land." Rob replies in a sentence that is worthy of being put

alongside the remark of old Earl Douglas in the poem of _Marmion_:

"Hamish can bring down a blackcock on the wing with a single bullet, and

Rob can drive a dirk through a twa-inch board." These quotations

adequately explain the almost complete absence of prose remains in the

literature of the Gael. Bards there were in plenty, but they could

neither read nor write.

In the year 1872, education was made the concern of the nation. It was

rightly considered to be a standing menace to the security of the realm

that ignorance, which is the parent of disorder and lawlessness, should

be the doom of a large proportion of the nation. Rather than hazard the

dangers of an illiterate population, education was undertaken by the

State, and paid for out of the national purse. The analogy between

disease and ignorance is, in truth, sufficiently close to justify both

sanitation and education coming into the wide domain of imperial duties.

Looking back on the changes that resulted in the Lowlands from the

Education Act of 1872, we see grounds for criticism. The measure, like

all earthly things, was imperfect. There was something hard and

inelastic about the system fostered by the old Code. The psychology of

Child Nature was almost totally ignored. A system of examination was

established that assumed an equal and mechanical progress on the part of

every child every year. Yet, in spite of grave defects, the Act of 1872

brought inestimable blessings with it. For one thing, the health

conditions of education were vastly improved. Many of the old schools

were absolute hovels. After 1872, large, airy, and spacious buildings,

were erected in every district of the land. It was no longer a case of

one old dominie facing singly a whole regiment of unruly youngsters:

every school was organised and disciplined into regular and seemly

order. We had the advantage in Scotland of a complete system of School

Boards, and that awakened an intense and universal interest in

educational affairs. The old parochial schools of Scotland had many

admirable features, but in 1872 they were quite unfit to cope with the

nation's needs. On the whole, the School Board system was a decided boon

to the land.

EDUCATION IN THE HIGHLANDS.

It is only since the Act of 1872 that any education of a serious or

systematic kind has been attempted in the Celtic parts of Scotland.

Nevertheless, a word of praise is due to the Society for Promoting

Christian Knowledge and other civilising agencies of the Churches

(Established and Free), for their work during the educational night that

preceded the Act. These agencies were, of course, utterly inadequate to

meet the needs of the Highlands, as may be easily seen from the fact

that in 1862, over 47 per cent. of the men who married, could not sign

their own names. But, indeed, what resources, save those of the Imperial

Treasury, could ever be adequate to meet the expense of educating the

children spread over such wide and sparsely-peopled tracts? Sheriff

Nicolson, one of the most fervid Gaels that ever lived, made a report to

Government in 1865, characterising the education given in the Highland

schools as lamentably insufficient.

The effects of the Act of 1872 were slow but sure, and in the course of

fifteen years a change, analogous to that effected by General Wade in

the state of the roads, was brought about in the realm of education. Yet

the expenses involved in the working of the measure were of an unduly

burdensome kind, in spite of the generous bounty of the Education

Department. In some of the large parishes of the Long Island, the heavy

school rate was such a cause of complaint that My Lords were forced to

take very drastic measures to relieve the financial strain. In summing

up the results of the Education Act, Professor Magnus Maclean says:

"Among the good things that education has brought the Highlanders, are a

knowledge of English, wider social and political interests, a brighter

intelligence and brighter outlook, freedom from mental vacuity and

traditional superstitions."

FEEDING THE HUNGRY.

Probably, as I have hinted, one of the chief benefits of the Education

Act, was that teaching had to be carried on in conditions of space and

air. Given such conditions and an enthusiastic master, some good

progress will certainly be made.

Connected with the physical side of education we have had, of late,

signs of a new departure. There is a talk of _feeding the hungry_.

Every parent worthy of the name is proud to provide food and clothing

for his children. That's what he's there for. But it does not require

much keenness of vision to see that there are many parents unworthy of

the name, and that, by the dark and inscrutable degrees of Heaven, such

worthless individuals are often allowed to be parents of a numerous

progeny. We must (i) inject into these wastrels the feeling of

responsibility and (ii) prevent the children from dying of starvation.

The first problem requires lengthy treatment and is perhaps hopeless of

accomplishment; the second can be done at once by philanthropy, either

individual or national.

However much it may wound the pride of our gilded youth, it can hardly

be asserted that birth and rank are matters that involve the slightest

personal merit. It seems to be an affair of the purest accident into

what class of society a child is born. We have overcome the difficulties

and dangers of youth--most of us--but it might well have been otherwise.

Soften your hearts, ye political economists, and cease to regard the

poor, the weak, and the wretched as criminals. If there is no wealth

but life, our country must soon be poor indeed should the rising

generation be sickly and underfed. Bairns must not be allowed to study

on an empty stomach.

PARISH COUNCIL BOARDERS.

Let me here mention a point alluded to by more than one friend of the

Highlands. It has reference to one aspect of the new science called

Eugenics, which deals with the means for producing the maximum of vigour

in our nation. It is not well enough known that for years the

authorities have been pouring into a few of the islands and straths of

the North and West a great number of maimed, consumptive, and mentally

defective children. Some houses in the Hebrides have three or four of

these children, who, but for the action of the authorities, would be

living under the most deplorable conditions of life in the towns. The

results, as regarding improvement in health and physique, are of the

most encouraging kind.[21]

After a certain age the official subsidy ceases, and the children as a

rule go to work on the farms and crofts. It is evident that such

extensive planting out of city boys and girls is bound by and by to work

a great change in the composition of our rural districts. It is believed

that some of the islands would soon be without children but for these

incomers: it is a well-known fact that the indigenous youthful

population of certain of them is very meagre indeed. We are thus in

modern times witnessing some most instructive operations of Nature: for

generations the country has been depleted to swell the bloated

population of the towns; and now the wastage of the cities is being sent

back to the country to get a renewal of vigour at the primeval fountain

of health.

There is one further point of great moment. As a proportion, relatively

large, of these children come of morally dubious parentage, it is of

supreme interest to know their subsequent career and conduct. I have

seen reports and statistics which seem to prove that questionable

heredity can be overborne by healthy surroundings and good training; in

other words, that the offspring of criminals may, if rescued early from

a vicious environment, become respectable citizens. Such facts ought to

rejoice the hearts of all moral reformers.

[21] In that part of South Arran which lies between Dippen and

Shannochie, there is high up on the hillside, a row of cottages

and crofts collectively nicknamed "Mount Misery." The reason for

this sinister name is that in most of the houses there is some

maimed, consumptive, or imbecile child boarded out by the Parish

Council. The children are better there than selling matches at

St. Enoch's Station: they are well looked after and almost

invariably improve in health.

DWINDLING ATTENDANCES.

It is in the country school that the need for new blood is most apparent

to the eye. In schools capable of holding 120 children, you will often

find a shrunken roll of less than a dozen. A gentleman of mature years

usually does all the teaching and keeps himself from getting insane by

breeding hens and cultivating roses in his spare time. He has also, in

all likelihood, the little pickings of officialdom in the district, and

is registrar, session-clerk, and precentor. One facetious teacher, who

dwelt on a wide moor, headed his letter to me _Parish Council Chambers_,

thereby suggesting marble staircases and sumptuous furniture. It was

this same teacher who, on being asked to bring forward Standard V. for

inspection, had to admit that Standard V. was laid up with a broken leg.

For such small schools there is an increasing difficulty in finding male

teachers.[22] Widows, who in their ante-nuptial days, had been engaged

in teaching are often preferred to men, for reasons of salary. The lot

of such women, who have usually families to support out of their meagre

earnings, is hard indeed: if they keep their health, they manage

tolerably well, but when illness comes into the house, there must be a

deal of suffering and distress. The young pupils who attend the remote

schools of the uplands, also deserve much sympathy. During the heavy

snows and extreme cold of winter, these children--often ill-shod and

scantily fed--have to trudge along miles of country cross-roads or

hill-paths to their little school. Our country is a glory to the eye

when mid-summer and autumn are there, but think of the harsh winter

months with their torrents of driving rain, their whirlwinds of hail

and sleet and the icy nip of the blasts that blow down the snow-sheeted

glens.

[22] A country teacher in Kintyre, with a roll of eight, said to

me: "We have had only one marriage in the district during the

last year, and the bridegroom was aged _three score and fifteen_.

I wonder what education is coming to: there is little or no

patriotism about Kintyre or my roll would be higher. I wish I

could get the people to think more imperially than they do at

present."

ARNISDALE, ETC.

It will be perhaps interesting to the general reader if I strive, by

drawing on my reminiscences, to give him an idea of how education is

carried on in certain remote corners of Scotland at the present time. He

will, perhaps, be led to admire as much as I do the noble work that is

being done by teachers and inspectors for the rising generation of the

country.

Arnisdale, on the mainland facing Skye, is a very destitute district,

and has suffered much from the failure of the once-flourishing

herring-fishery of Loch Hourn. One can see by the attire of the children

that the poverty must be exceptional, even for the Highlands. The

teacher says that in winter she has to think as much how to feed the

children as to teach them. By the charity of some benevolent visitors,

she was, last winter, able to give the pupils a mid-day meal of cocoa

and biscuits. It is a sad contrast to the extraordinary beauty of this

picturesque spot that such dire misery should overtake a proportion of

the natives during the winter season.

Arnisdale is not very accessible, even in the height of the summer

traffic, and when one gets there, it is a problem how to get away. I

asked the captain of the _Glencoe_ to set me down near what is called

the _dry island_, in Loch Hourn, and thence I was rowed ashore by two

very wild-looking, unkempt boatmen. The school-house, where I lodged, is

right on the beach, and just at the base of the gigantic Ben Screel.

Twelve miles along the coast, by a road of the most awe-inspiring kind,

one comes to the interesting nook of Glenelg, with its Pictish towers

and ruined barracks.

It was a mild and hazy morning when I traversed the road between

Arnisdale and Glenelg. On coming to the summit, a great breeze arose and

drove away the heavy white mists from the Sound of Sleat, and showed the

white, sentinel-like lighthouse of Isle Ornsay and great fertile

stretches of the near portion of Skye. Reluctantly the clouds finally

curled and rolled away before the wind and the glitter of the sun, until

the Cuchullins were visible beyond the water and the green peninsula of

Sleat.

In a cosy recess near the highest part of the road, beside a bubbling

spring, a _gipsy family_ had pitched its tent. I admired the taste shown

in the selection of a place commanding such a view. The family was still

under canvas, but hanging on the branch of a tree was a worn and

mud-stained skirt. Do not ladies in hotels, in similar fashion, hang out

their dusty and travel-soiled attire at the doors of their chambers? And

perhaps the dark-skinned owner had hung up her dank and dripping weeds

in the hope that some silvan faun or Robin Goodfellow would, without a

tip, perform the dusting process, in this case so palpably necessary. We

do wrong in supposing that imagination is not the portion of these

woodland rovers.

One of the most difficult problems of the Education Department is to see

that gipsy children get a suitable amount of schooling. "Here awa',

there awa', wandering Willie," is applicable to all their tribe. How

can progressive instruction be carried on where there is no fixity of

habitation? One day the camp is pitched on an eminence overlooking Loch

Hourn; but before twelve hours have passed, the nomads may have crossed

the ferry at Kyleakin and be warming their hands round a blaze of stolen

peats in the wild moorland between Portree and Dunvegan. Only in winter,

when frost and snow drive the gipsies into the city slums, do the

children get some smattering of the three R's.

GOLSPIE TECHNICAL SCHOOL.

There are now in the Highlands a number of excellent higher class public

schools, in which the elements of secondary education are taught. The

pupils in these schools are drawn from wide areas, and, by means of

bursaries, can board away from their own homes. The Golspie Technical

School is an altogether unique higher-grade institution. At a library

lecture delivered in Golspie, the boys belonging to the school

(forty-eight in number, divided into four clans, each with a chief) were

present, accompanied by the Principal and his staff. My attention was at

once drawn to them by their fine physique, their gentlemanly bearing,

and their earnest attention. Next day, I had the pleasure of visiting

the school and seeing the working of the scheme initiated by the Duchess

of Sutherland.

The institution is really a boarding-school for poor lads of talent

belonging to the northern counties. They are under the eye of some

teacher at every hour of the day, and are kept incessantly busy, not at

books alone. They are taught to do their own washing, dusting,

scrubbing, cooking, and darning. The training is excellent: one is

impressed by its practical character and educational thoroughness. Latin

and Greek are not attempted at all, the literary instruction being

entirely based on English and the modern tongues. The science part of

the curriculum is remarkably complete, and art is by no means neglected.

Before a pupil has the good fortune to be admitted, the Principal visits

the parents. It is almost incredible (so he told me) the squalor of some

of the cots he had seen. Too often, in the Highlands, the one bedroom of

the family (frequently identical with the kitchen) has free

communication with a malodorous byre or stye. What a contrast with the

dormitory of the Technical School, where there is no lullaby of lowing

kine, but a tranquil, high-roofed hall that would do for the siesta of

the Duke of Sutherland himself!

ON THE SIDLAWS.

High up on a spur of the Sidlaw Hills in the county of Forfar, there is

a wee school that supplies education for a wide and sparsely-peopled

countryside. The teacher is Mr. Brown, who was once a dominie in the

island of Whalsay. He is a jovial and courteous man, and leads you on

very astutely to ask him how long he taught there. Such a question gives

him the opportunity of replying with a laugh: "_I was there exactly the

length of time Napoleon was in St. Helena, five years and seven

months_." When in Whalsay, Mr. Brown took the service on Sunday, if the

minister happened to be ill. In this capacity he achieved great

popularity by the meritorious device of shortening the sermon to fifteen

minutes. He was so much in love with the first sermon he wrote, that he

never wrote another, contenting himself with giving it again and again,

and merely varying the text. If he could only hit upon a suitable title,

and a suitable publisher for this sermon, Mr. Brown would get it

printed, and scattered broadcast over the Shetland Islands. I believe it

would furnish unique food for thought even to sinners on the mainland.

Mr. Brown received me with extreme kindness, and invited me inside to

see his school. I heard his senior class read, and thought the

pronunciation extremely good. About 12.55 the attention of the pupils

became visibly impaired; glances were furtively cast towards the door;

there was a feeling of expectancy all along the benches. Suddenly the

door sprang open, as if by some violent external impact, and a

middle-aged dame entered, carrying in each hand a large pail of steaming

potato-soup. Accompanying her was a young woman with dozens of small

pewter basins, and large spoons. I never saw such expeditious ladling,

such quick distribution, such speed of consumption, and such manifest

enjoyment all round. The steam of the soup obscured the wall-maps, and

the parsing exercise on the blackboard. The children could get as many

helpings as nature would permit, _for one farthing_. When the mist

cleared away, teacher and taught once more proceeded to tackle simple

proportion and analysis of sentences. I personally examined the soup,

and found it to be "nae skinking ware that jaups in luggies."

SOME SURPRISES.

Some surprises are in store for one who calls in casually at some of the

remoter schools. I have more than once found the teacher _giving

instruction in his shirt sleeves_. In one school, I saw the master with

_a large melodeon_ (the Board being too stingy to supply a piano),

giving an inharmonious accompaniment to the musical drill. I got a

dreadful surprise on meeting the schoolmaster of a district in Jura: the

unfortunate gentleman was _stone-deaf_, his auditory nerves being

completely destroyed. Yet he managed, unaided, a school of forty-seven

pupils, and got excellent reports. The case is unparalleled in my

experience, and I should not have believed it possible had I not

personally seen the man at his work. He heard with his eyes, and could

most nimbly interpret what his pupils said by watching their lips. The

scholars liked him, and did not attempt to take advantage of his defect.

In another insular school, I was introduced to a lady-teacher who had

_lost both her arms in youth_, and who, in consequence, has been forced

to bring up her pupils entirely on the principles of moral suasion. By

holding the pen with her teeth, she can write a fine running _hand_ (if

I may say so without violence to language). She is an extremely clever

lady: it was a treat to see how well she could control the children with

a word or a glance.

Some teachers in the Lowlands complain of children playing truant. That

vice is not common in the Highlands, but it exists to a slight extent.

In my presence the teacher of a school in Skye made the absentees of

the previous day, write out their reasons for non-attendance. I give

some of the typical answers:

(i.) Dear Sir,--I had to work all day at the peats.

(ii.) I was kept at home for harrowing with the horses.

(iii.) I was herding the lambs and keeping them from the sheep.

(iv.) _I was on the shore all day, but I will not do it again._

ARRAN SCHOOLS.

The Arran schools that I had the pleasure of visiting struck me as being

very well managed. It is wonderful how much excellent work some of these

country children get through. The schools are almost all supplied with

Paisley libraries, and thus the pupils, under the guidance of their

masters, can overtake an extensive course of reading in British authors.

At Loch Ranza the higher pupils study Shakespeare, Shelley, and

Wordsworth.[23]

There is no desire whatever on the part of the young people to be taught

the language of their forefathers. As a consequence, Gaelic is rapidly

dying out in the island. Twenty years ago it was the language of the

playground at Whiting Bay: now the pupils speak English only. At my

request the teacher there addressed a few Gaelic phrases to the

assembled children, but only two knew what he was saying. In the

neighbourhood of Lagg, there is a more general knowledge of the

venerable tongue.

In spite of the decay of Gaelic, Arran has produced some Celtic scholars

of great brilliancy, the most eminent being the late Dr. Cameron of

Brodick. Mr. Kennedy of Caticol has made a great reputation for himself

in philology: he is in touch with Celtic scholarship on the Continent

and is also an adept in Irish Gaelic. In his manse, I saw a famous

Celtic manuscript, the _Fernaig MS._, a brown-leaved passbook, full of

old poems written carefully in a very small neat hand. It is said to be

worth £2,000, but not having that amount of loose cash about me, I could

not gratify myself by offering to purchase it.

[23] A striking object-lesson on the instability of mortal life

is permanently given to the Loch Ranza pupils by the proximity of

the churchyard, which is just over the wall from the school. The

thoughtful visitor should not fail to read the tombstones. If a

lover of books, he will be interested in learning that the

founder of the famous publishing firm of Messrs. Macmillan

belonged to the North Cock farm near Loch Ranza. The pensive

moralist will perhaps be most affected by an old stone, A.D.

1813, declaring that Elspa Macmillan left this _inhospitable

world_, aged 86. _That_ was no rash inference.

SCIENCE AND LITERATURE.

Those rural teachers cannot be too strongly commended who combine

literary studies with work in the open air. I know some masters who

encourage their pupils to collect, say, all the flowers mentioned in

Wordsworth and Burns. That is idealising the study of botany in a most

delicious way. Wordsworth's descriptions of flowers are nothing less

than divine: to take a single example out of hundreds, his lines on the

daffodils beginning--

"I wandered lonely as a cloud."

Even the gayest of our lyrists, Herrick, has something to say about that

flower that is as powerful as a sermon. Birds, trees, and flowers

should, as far as possible, be known by all the young people, and some

poetic word associated with each. It is astonishing how accurately our

best poets describe the objects of nature, and how their imaginative

touches show insight and give a pleasure above mere science. Spenser's

catalogue of the trees is worth knowing by heart. All the vicissitudes

of the changing months have their apt poetical descriptions if we only

look for them. Cowper, Thomson, and Wordsworth might be especially

recommended to pupils for their brilliant word-painting of landscape. I

cannot think of a finer adjunct to the teaching of open-air science than

the auxiliary descriptions of such great masters of verse.

As Mendelssohn composed _songs_ without words, so may the schoolmaster

give _lessons_ of the most powerful import without a word being spoken.

A beautiful interior in a schoolroom is a silent lesson in order and

good taste. Beauty and order have a most valuable influence on the

emotions and the character. It is a pleasure to see the attention that

is now given to the cultivation of taste. Clean, bright class-rooms;

pictures of artistic merit on the walls; busts; collections of fossils,

sea-shells, and the like--these are to be found even in remote country

schools. Such spontaneous education of the eye is something that cannot

be overestimated for importance and fruitfulness.

Lord Avebury puts the case for artistic environment very well indeed.

"Our great danger in education," he says, "is the worship of

book-learning--the confusion of instruction and education. We strain the

memory instead of cultivating the mind. The children are wearied by the

mechanical act of writing and the interminable intricacies of spelling;

they are oppressed by columns of dates, by lists of kings and places,

which convey no definite idea to their minds, and have no near relation

to their daily wants and occupations. We ought to follow exactly the

opposite course, and endeavour to cultivate their taste rather than fill

their minds with dry facts."

There is one precious faculty that runs the risk of being stifled by too

much memory work. I mean the faculty of imagination. Youth is the time

when fancy is busy; it is the period when the brain can furnish

unlimited scaffolding for castles in the air. Wordsworth was so

impressed, indeed, by the opulence of the youthful fancy, that he could

only account for it by supposing recent contact with heaven.

STUDY OF SCOTT.

I sometimes think that in the training of the youthful intellect and

imagination we have not made sufficient use of the novels and romances

of Scott. Of late years a great improvement is noticeable in this

respect, and Scott is coming to be regarded as (for school purposes) our

greatest historian. In some schools, as Lord Avebury has hinted, it was

formerly thought that pupils knew history adequately when they could

rattle off a list of dates and tell something of the deeds and misdeeds

of a set of unhappy persons who masqueraded as statesmen and courtiers.

Such unedifying farce has nothing to do with history, which is a

serious, instructive, and all-embracing study. The social life of the

great mass of a nation is far more important and interesting than the

eccentric deeds of a few high-placed rogues or saints. The old

school-history was, unfortunately, too often a glum compendium of

insignificant detail, told without breadth of view or fire of

restorative imagination.

In the history of Scotland, most of what is worth knowing may be most

enjoyably learned from the pages of Sir Walter. Hardly any epoch of

Caledonian annals, hardly any county in the land has escaped the

treatment of his masterly hand. From the Borders to the rain-lashed

Shetlands (the _Pirate_ deals with gusty Thule), from Perth to Morven,

the great wizard has made his country known to all lands. In his stories

the past faithfully reproduces itself, and we are impressed, instructed,

and amused.

THE OLD CLASSICAL DOMINIE.

It is a pleasure to think that a few of the old school of Scotch

dominies, who date from before the 1872 Act, are still to the fore, and

still engaged in teaching. They have all fixity of tenure, and so enjoy

the privilege of criticising, as adversely as they like, the degeneracy

of modern educational developments. These "_old parochials_," as they

are called, are men of good scholarship, well versed in Horace and

Virgil, and generally fond of snuff and Latin quotations.

The Act of 1872 did a great deal for elementary education, but very

little indeed to encourage that type of higher instruction, which was

the glory of the old parish school. Ian Maclaren and other writers have

given pleasant sketches of country schoolmasters who were strong in the

ancient tongues, and who sent their pupils straight to the benches of

the University. I believe such men as "Domsey" were quite common in this

country. Porteous, whom I knew, was one of these. Porteous was a

philologist second to none in these realms, and was on intimate terms of

acquaintanceship with the famous Veitch, who gave such a _redding up_ to

the Greek verbs. It was very amusing to hear the complete way in which

Porteous could silence some imperial young examining professor on the

weighty subject of classical derivation. The latter would appeal to some

such authority as Curtius, whereupon Porteous would unlock the desk in

which lay the tawse, and taking therefrom a copy of the invoked Curtius,

open it at the root in question, and display the page all marked with

pencil corrections and emendations. In support of his views, would come

such a torrent of erudition from half a score of Classical, Sanscrit,

Gothic, and Anglo-Saxon rills, that the young professor would feel "like

one of sense forlorn," and be fain to put palm to forehead in dazed

amazement. A pupil learning the rudiments under such a teacher, was

dazzled rather than instructed by the ruthless surgery of words that

constantly went on. No word was too small for Porteous to operate upon:

he settled _hoti's_ business, and could so inflate Greek vocables by

supplying digammas and dropped consonants, that Plato would have

disowned them. Give him chalk, a blackboard, and a class of six, and he

would in ten minutes fill the board with hieroglyphics, curves,

arrow-headed diagonals, etc., all meant to illustrate the relationships,

divergencies, and contrarieties of the Aryan roots. His life was spent

in the company of these radicals, and he could call them forth out of

their trickiest hiding-places. In the midst of his chalky toil, he would

turn round with radiant glee as if to say, "This is a merry and exciting

trade: it is my fun and is as good as poaching or golf." But woe betide

the youth who showed levity. Soon would there be weeping and wailing and

tingling of palms. His reputation for strap-wielding made roots

respected.

Another teacher of the school of Porteous was Thomas Taylor, whose death

I saw announced a few weeks ago. Where has all _his_ Greek lore gone to,

so assiduously cultivated, so continuously added to? If Taylor's soul is

ever re-incarnated in a mortal body, it is absurd to suppose that he

must begin to learn the Greek alphabet just like a novice. His clay is

indeed mixed with the clay of common men, but I love to think of him

dwelling on the other side of the River in the meads of asphodel,

discussing with kindred shades, the topics he delighted to handle when

he was here. With tearful eye I pen these doleful decasyllabics to his

memory:--

What chums Tom Taylor and Charles Lamb had been

O'er bottled porter and the _Fairy Queen_!

In youth, one day, seeking forbidden fruit

Tom tumbled from the branches with his loot,

And broken bones compelled the lad to go

On straddling crutches, warily and slow,

Counting the pebbles on his path below.

The noisy pleasures of the open air,

The football kicked exuberant here and there.

Cricket, beloved of sinewy juvenals,

And golf with all its hazards, clubs and balls,

Were not in Taylor's province: so he turned

To calmer pastimes where the ingle burned,

And when the whole world turned to _goals_ and _tees_

He took to _Iliads_ and to _Odysseys_.

He'd croon like one possessed the magic strain

Of heroes tossed along the unvintaged main,

And, crutch aloft in air, would fondly beat

Time to the rushing of the poet's feet.

Poetry was all his solace: those bright dames

That old Dan Chaucer in his rapture names,

And those in Villon's pages that appear

As dazzling-white as snows of yester-year,

Trooped past his eye in long procession fair.

O, Sovereign Virgin, what a crowd was there!

Helen, alas! with Paris by her side,

On the high deck crossing the sunny tide,

Circé, bright-moving in her godlike bloom

Before the throbbing music of the loom.

The love-lorn heroines of Shakespeare's plays,

The red-cheeked country girls of Burns's lays,

Would to his raptured eye the tear-drop bring,

And set his crazy quill a-sonnetting.

VOGUE OF LATIN IN FORMER TIMES.

The old-world schoolmaster believed Latin was a universal specific. He

loved the language and knew all the flock of frisky little exceptions of

gender and conjugation, even as a shepherd knows his sheep. He gave his

pupils gentle doses of the _Delectus_, and watched with eager, almost

menacing, eye, for the working of the charm. It is quite possible that

no pupil ever went over that _Delectus_, with its world-weary fragments

of trite morality, without a feeling of pleasure at the _Decline and

Fall of the Roman Empire_. Yet it was educative, and moreover a boy was

equipped for life with quotations suiting every juncture. Fate was

powerless against one who had mastered the _Delectus_. The faculty of

Latin quotation was to some extent also a badge of respectability.

Fancy, too, the glory of being the exclusive possessor in a mixed

company of the knowledge that Castor and Pollux came out of the one egg!

It was a sore drawback to a boy once upon a time if he were shaky on the

compounds of _fero_.

"_The pest of the present day is the prevalence of examinations_:"

these, it is alleged, have destroyed the grand old freedom of learning

which gave full scope for the individuality alike of teacher and pupil.

Oh! those were days of the gods, when five hours were spent daily

burrowing in Virgil and Horace! Arcadia was realised--a sunny clime of

Nymphs, Fauns, and Graces. The supreme luxury of abundant time--the

leisurely chewing of sweet-phrased morsels--is gone: it is gone, that

chastity of phrase and perfection of idiom, which felt a bad quantity

like a wound. The examination craze has destroyed the classical dominie,

and the intrusion of science, falsely so-called, has well-nigh

asphyxiated the Napææ of the dells. It was formerly possible for the

teacher to develop to the full his literary taste and declaim the

sonorous tit-bits of Virgil till the tears started from his eyes. Now

the instructors of youth seem to regard the works of the tuneful Mantuan

as composed for the purpose of illustrating the use of the Latin

subjunctive. Youths cannot get at the Aeneid, the spirit and majesty of

it, I mean, owing to the pestilential numbers of grammatical

reminiscences recalled by almost every line. When once you begin to set

examination papers on a subject, the romance seems to evaporate. There

is something withering about test-questions. This modern disease of

grammatical annotation, engendered largely by prosaic examiners, who

have published grammars, is spreading to the English Classics, and we

may soon expect Burns to furnish a text for exceptional scansion,

bob-wheel metrics and general philological catechising. Items which

glide effortless into the brain in desultory reading are not so easily

remembered if the examination is in store. Certain gentlemen have

recently been reading Milton with a pair of compasses in order to

discover the exact point of the cæsural pause in every line: they give

figures, strike percentages, and set questions which even the leading

character in "Paradise Lost" couldn't answer. Literary microscopy is

likely to ruin Shakespeare's reputation in school and would have done so

long ago but for Lamb's _Tales_--a darling compilation and by far the

best introduction to the poet. "_Shakespeare is a horrid man_" is the

deliberate verdict of the schoolgirl who has been teased to death by the

notes within the tawny covers of the Clarendon Press Edition. And fancy

what Chaucer's Prologue must seem like, taught by a man bent only on

philological hunts, variant readings, and a complete explanation of all

the final e's.

TEACHERS AND EXAMINATIONS.

It has always seemed to me a matter for surprise that those who had for

years studied the elements of Latin and Greek at school (and that with

no small difficulty), should entirely neglect these tongues afterwards

and read nothing composed in them. Most elaborate preparations are made

to reach the Promised Land, but the weary passenger never gets there.

Can it be that the preparations are too elaborate?[24] They are

certainly not very interesting, and are, indeed, well fitted to disgust

pupils with the classical tongues. Sir William Ramsay of Aberdeen, in a

letter to the _Herald_ some time ago, spoke strongly on this subject.

Sir William says, with justice, that a teacher should teach his subject

without any thought of examination. Every teacher would like to do that

if he could. As a matter of fact, the secondary schoolmaster is forced

to become a crammer. He codifies the catch questions of previous

university preliminaries, excogitates similar weird lists of anomalies

and exceptions, and doses the pupils on such stuff instead of really

teaching the important parts of his subject. Experience seems to prove

that the most effective way of rendering a subject dry, uneducational,

and generally useless is to set examination papers on it. What can be

more outrageous and grotesque than the practice of setting

out-of-the-way questions because of the ease thus afforded to the

examiners in correcting the answers of the helpless and puzzled

candidates! Even though the questions set were plain and

straightforward, it would be absurd to suppose that an hour or two in an

examination hall could furnish sufficient data to pass or fail a

candidate.

It used to be the glory of our universities that an average college

class contained representatives of every grade of society in the land.

Professor Ramsay says it is not so now: the professors have become

pedagogic coaches, and the students grind rather than study. Sir William

assures us that many who would make good students are frightened away by

the preliminary examination. It would be interesting to know where these

latter go when they leave school. Do they rush off to business at once,

or do they proceed with their education in some extra-mural way? If they

can afford the time, the university is certainly the place for them. Let

the university gates be opened as wide as possible to all serious-minded

youths, and let it be remembered that it is not necessarily those who

sweat most over their books or take the highest honours that get most

good from attendance at the lectures.

It does not appear that, at present, our universities are adequately in

touch with the nation. The great commercial community of Glasgow does

not benefit nearly enough from having a famous seat of learning in its

midst. We might learn a lesson from the Sorbonne how best to nationalise

our universities. In Paris, the lecture halls are open to all, and it is

possible for either native or foreigner to listen for hours daily, if he

be so minded, to some of the finest and most erudite orators and

scholars of Europe. There are, it is true, special students' courses,

from which the general public is excluded, but the most important

lectures are open to all. Hence the Sorbonne is a national institution

in every sense of the word. I do not say that Glasgow does not benefit a

little from the corps of professors at Gilmorehill. But the benefit is

spasmodic, discontinuous, and extremely limited. Some of the professors

do at times come down into the open and speak words of wisdom. But more

is wanted than that if the universities are to be saved from

denationalisation. We hear of Dugald Stewart's class-room being, in the

old days, crowded with the keenest intellects of the Capital. But a

university was not then a kind of higher-grade secondary school.

[24] It is a notorious fact that very few graduates, when they

leave college, are able to read Latin from an author they have

not specially studied, with ease or pleasure. For this melancholy

fact there are several reasons. The range of reading is miserably

meagre. Only a few authors are read, and almost every sentence of

these is cumbered with such an amount of annotation as to render

progress and literary appreciation alike painful. Composition in

Latin absorbs far too much time: the first duty of the teacher

ought to be to turn out pupils who can read Latin with fluency.

No amount of grammatical detail or laborious composition, as at

present practised, will ever make up for the lack of wide

reading. Professor Phillimore's recent suggestion that the

less-known authors should be read more than they are, is wise and

opportune. The authors he mentions would furnish a welcome relief

from the unspeakable dreariness of over-annotated texts.

HOWLERS.

Almost every schoolmaster I have met, either in the Highlands or

Lowlands, has his budget of anecdotes, usually dealing with children's

answers or the droll eccentricities of the local School Board. The

answers of children are invariably entertaining; and I wish the

Educational Institute of Scotland would appoint a committee to codify

the howlers that come under the notice of its members. A collection of

genuine howlers would be no unimportant service to the science of

juvenile psychology. Let it be remembered that the eminent Professor

Sully considered it in no way derogatory to his philosophical status to

write on the subject of _dolls_. In bi-lingual districts children's

answers would have a special value. Children are everywhere, of course,

more or less bird-witted and inattentive. Here is a story which

illustrates what Latin scholars call _contaminatio_. A teacher had given

a lesson on the geography of Kent, laying special stress on Canterbury,

as giving a title to the Anglican primate, and on Greenwich as the place

through which, on the map, the first meridian is made to pass. At the

close of the lesson, he wished to test the scholars, and asked one of

them what Canterbury was famous for. At once came the glib reply:

"Canterbury is the seat of an _archbishop through whom the first

meridian passes_." The difficulty young pupils have in concentrating

their ideas, is largely accountable for many of the diverting essays we

have all heard and seen. On a recent visit to the romantic shores of

Skye, I was shown the following essay on Water: "Water is a liquid, but

in winter you can slide on it. In all kinds of water, little beasts

occur to a greater or to a less extent. Even a great amount of heat

cannot kill these curious little animals. _Hence some people prefer

spirits._" From the same quarter I procured this nugget on patriotism.

"Patriotism is love of country such as we see in Burns or Sir Walter

Scott. Burns and Sir Walter wrote beautiful lines about their native

land, and thousands of tourists came and circulated their money there.

_It would be telling us_ if writers would imitate these great patriots

in our day." Many of the young scribes on the mainland can also indulge

in a deal of brilliant irrelevancy. One of them being asked to write an

essay on "Rivers," began thus: "_In ancient times, the chief use of

rivers was for the baptizing of converts_." Another, in the course of a

short life of King Alfred, made a strong point of that monarch's

humility, adding, "In order to discover the plans of the Danes, he

demeaned himself so far as to go to their camp _disguised as a poet_."

The annual blue book of the Scotch Education Department used to include

a recreative series of howlers that had been sent up in the various

reports of the Government Inspectors. These tit-bits were well

calculated to keep up the gaiety of nations. Of late years these howlers

have been excised, but if Scotland had Home Rule they might re-appear.

The finer attenuations of speech are unknown to the soaring human boy.

I was shown an essay on Ireland the other day in which the young writer

compendiously remarked, "_The Irish are a bloodthirsty, lazy, and

resentful race_." On Wordsworth, another juvenile critic thus expressed

himself: "_Wordsworth's compositions are utter bosh_." The following

extract is from an "Essay on the '15": "_The Rising of '15 was a failure

because the Old Pretender was an unmitigated ass. Fancy an ass trying to

take charge of a Rebellion!_"

A genial gentleman, Mr. Sneyd-Kynnersley, who retired from the

Inspectorate some years ago, published in 1908 a book of choice

reminiscences, containing some good specimens of schoolboy answers. Some

of his howlers have long been known in the North: but a howler (like

history) is wont to repeat itself. I saw in a Paisley boy's essay on

Lambert Simnel the following sentence: "Lambert Simnel was a claimant

for the English crown, and went about the country boasting that he was

one of the princes who had been murdered in the Tower." Mr. Kynnersley's

examinee wrote thus: "Prince Charles Edward claimed to be one of the

little princes murdered in the Tower. He was found to be a deceiver, and

was put into the king's kitchen to work."

A boy once told Mr. Kynnersley that _a quorum is a question asked at a

meeting which the chairman is unable to answer_. I saw a definition of

paradox, equally absurd: "_A paradox is something which is apparently

not what it seems to be_."

It is a favourite geographical test to require a pupil to describe a

coast journey between two seaports, and mention capes, rivers, and towns

seen on the way. "Describe a trip from Greenock to the Isle of Man,"

said a teacher to his class; "I give you an hour to write it out." Very

few were past Lochryan at the hour's end. One daring youth took his

boat, which he christened "_The Comet_," right round the Mull of

Kintyre, with intent to reach Douglas by way of Cape Wrath, the North

Sea, Dover, Land's End, and St. George's Channel. When time was up, the

_Comet_, all torn and tattered by the strumpet wind, was beating round

the north end of Skye. That boy will, in all probability, turn out a

deep-sea captain.

"How many days are there in a year?" asked an inspector of a class of

Highland youngsters. No answer was given. "Tut, tut," said the inspector

testily, "this is ridiculous. Is there _no one_ who knows how many days

there are in the year?" "Oh, yes, sir," said a boy reproachfully, "_God

knows_."

"What kind of king was William III.?" inquired another examiner. "He had

an aquiline nose, sir," said a boy. "What does that mean?" said the

examiner. "_It means_," answered the boy, "_that William III.'s nose was

turned up at the point like the beak of an eagle!_" "What right had

William to the English throne?" continued the examiner, changing his

ground. "_No right under heaven_," was the forceful Jacobite rejoinder.

Here is a tale, from the eastern seaboard of Scotland.

_Inspector_, M.A., Ph.D., LL.D., etc. (examining a class of ten-year

olds): "Now, boys, what is the shape of the earth?"

_Boy:_ "Roon, like an orange."

_Inspector:_ "But how do I _know_, how can I be _sure_ that the earth is

round like an orange?"

_Boy:_ "_Because I tell't ye._"

Pupils show great affection for the phrases of their text-books. Not

long ago, at a written examination, a lad wrote in reply to a historical

question which was puzzling him: "_The answer to this question is known

only to the Great Searcher of Hearts_." What could the boy mean? Was it

"cheek," ignorance, or piety? It was none of these. _It was Collier!_

About thirty years ago, Dr. Collier, a modern Euphuist, composed a

_History of England_, which deserves to be reckoned among the glories of

the reign. Carlyle may be great, but Collier is greater: Collier is a

theologian, philosopher, and _a' that_. The style of his history is a

wondrous blend of _Ossian_ and Hervey's _Meditations among the Tombs_;

and its special peculiarity is that the words, owing to some feature,

never really analysed, linger in the mind long after the sentences of

the Shorter Catechism have become blurred. Collier is strong in

tropes--a highly-dangerous feature. It is no doubt true, as he says,

that William the Conqueror ruled with a rod of iron, but when a boy,

after reading this metaphor, asserts that that sovereign ruled his

subjects _with a long iron pole_, you begin to question the utility of

historical study. "Joy-bells pealed and bonfires blazed," is a phrase of

the Doctor's which sets all the caverns of the mind ringing, even though

its historical setting is long forgotten. But unction is the chief

feature of the history: there is a rotund finality about the author's

spacious utterances, and a dodging of investigation by means of pious

generalisations. The book has all the effect of a benediction. When it

is really too tiresome to inquire into all the authorities on some

affair of magnitude, it is so respectable to sum up in the phrase

imitated by the youth alluded to above.

It is in the Secondary Schools of the country that the confusion of

thought is apt to be most painfully seen. Far too much is attempted, and

the pupils are overworked. A teacher in the neighbourhood of Glasgow, a

_laudator temporis acti_, has a manuscript collection of howlers, drawn

from elementary, secondary, and university sources, with the following

fearful lines as a preface:--

"Ye statesmen all, of high or humble station,

Collective conscience of the British nation,

Whether the frothing vat has made your name

Or tropes in carpet-bags begot your fame,

Behold the _product_ of the education

Wherewith is dosed the rising generation.

And see the modern devotee of cram

At midnight hour hard-grinding for the exam.,

A moistened towel garlanding his brow,

And coffee simmering on the hob below.

High on a three-legged stool uncushioned, he

Sits glowering through his goggles painfully,

Nagging his brain with all a grinder's might

Till _one_ sounds on the drowsy ear of night.

Like Sibyl's leaves the papers strew his floor

Wrought-out examples, 'wrinkles' by the score,

Conundrums algebraic, 'tips' on Conics

And thorny 'props' remembered by mnemonics.

Betweenwhiles as the slow time lagging goes,

He takes the spectacles from off his nose,

Removes the damper from his aching head,

Pours out the coffee, cuts a slice of bread,

Sips wistfully the liquid from his cup:

The zeal to pass the exam. has eaten _him_ up.

Thrice happy ye! born 'neath the ancient reign

When _Tityre tu_ alone possessed the brain

(Ere Tyndall's tubes made sweating students numb)

And the whole aim of life was _di, do, dum_."

COMPETING SUBJECTS.

So numerous indeed are the subjects of the school curriculum in our day

that howlers and confusion are bound to result. Formerly there was but

one scheme (containing classics, mathematics, and a little English), and

everybody took it. Now there is a kind of competition among the

departments of a school as to which is the most culturing. When a fond

mother asks the opinion of the masters as to what course of study her

boy (whom she is entitled to think a genius of the first order) ought to

pursue, she is often puzzled by the variety of answers. Mr. Test-tube,

the Science Master, invariably prescribes an extensive course of

chemistry. If a boy is to be a lawyer, he ought to know the principles

of atomic combination and the doctrine of gases; if he thinks of the

ministry, why then, having a thorough acquaintance with science, he will

be competent to close the mouths of heretics, infidels, and such vermin.

Dr. Aorist, on the other hand, believes that a sound knowledge of "_qui_

with the subjunctive" is a splendid sheet-anchor for every squall in

life's rude sea. "I wish my boy to be a civil engineer; what advice

would you give me as to his studies?" "I have no hesitation in

affirming," the Doctor replies, "that the boy will build bridges all

the better if he has his mind expanded and (so to speak) broadened by

the study of subjects outside his special trade, such, _e.g._, as the

interesting fact that in ancient times 'All Gaul was divided into three

parts.'"

The average boy has an impartial mind. As a rule, he has no prejudice in

favour of either science or letters, his maxim being never to do to-day

what he can put off till to-morrow.

His favourite books for home

Are buccaneering combats on the foam,

Or grim detective tales of Scotland Yard,

Where gleams the bull's-eye lamp and drips the poniard.

Parents may be reminded that the wide spaces of the colonies remain to

be peopled and that many a _stickit minister_ might have made a

first-class empire-builder.

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