INSTRUCTIONS TO NAUTICAL MEN IN THE NOBLE ART OF QUADRILLE DANCING

LE PANTALON.--Haul upon the starboard tack and let the other craft

pass--then bear up and get your head on the other tack--regain your

berth on the port tack--back and fill with your partner and boxhaul

her--wear round twice against the sun in company with the opposite

craft, then your own--afterwards boxhaul her again and bring her up.

L'ETE.--Shoot ahead about two fathoms till you nearly come stem on with

the other craft under weigh--then make a stern board to your berth and

side out for a bend, first to starboard, then to port--make sail and

pass the opposite craft--then get your head round on the other

tack--another side to starboard and port--then make sail to regain your

berth--wear round, back and fill and boxhaul your partner.

LA POULE.--Heave ahead and pass your adversary yard-arm to

yard-arm--regain your berth on the other tack in the same order--take

your station in a line with your partner--back and fill--fall on your

heel and bring up with your partner--she then manoeuvres ahead and

heaves all aback, fills and shoots ahead again and pays off

alongside--you then make sail in company, till nearly stem on with the

other line--make a stern board and cast her off to shift for

herself--regain your berth in the best means possible, and let go your

anchor.

LA TRENISE.--Wear round as before against the sun twice, boxhaul the

lady, and range up alongside her, and make sail in company--when

half-way across to the other shore drop astern with the tide--shoot

ahead again and cast off the tow--now back and fix as before and boxhaul

her and yourself into your berth, and bring up.

LA PASTORALE.--Shoot ahead alongside your partner, then make a stern

board--again make all sail over to the other coast--let go the hawser,

and pay off into your own berth and take a turn--the three craft

opposite range up abreast towards you twice, and back astern again--now

manoeuvre any rig you like, only under easy sail, as it is always

"light winds" (zephyrs) in this passage--as soon as you see their helms

down, haul round in company with them on port tack--then make all sail

with your partner into your own berth, and bring up.

LA FINALE.--Wear round to starboard, passing under your partner's

bows--sight the catheads of craft on your starboard bow--then make sail

into your own berth--your partner passing athwart your bows--now proceed

according to the second order of sailing--to complete the evolutions

shoot ahead and back astern twice, in company with the whole squadron,

in the circular order of sailing.

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[Illustration: WHAT THE "BRITISH GRENADIER" IS INEVITABLY COMING TO

Some talk of Alexander, and some of Pericles,

Of Hector and Lysander, and such old guys as these;

But of all the horrid objects, the "wust" I do declare,

Is the Prusso-Russo-Belgo-Gallo-British Grenadier.

]

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[Illustration: "THE RESERVE FORCES."

_Militia Officer._ "Augh!--a new man. Ah--'ve you been in 'service

before?"

_Recruit._ "Yes, sir."

_Officer._ "Augh--what regiment?"

_Recruit._ "Mrs. Wiggins's coachman, sir!!"]

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