MILITARY SURGERY

DEAR FIELD-MARSHAL PUNCH.--In a telegram from the seat of war this week

I find the following obscure passage. "General Blank held the enemy's

main body whilst General Dash carried out his movements." Knowing your

skill in tactics, may I ask if you can explain this to me either

verbally or pictorially. Used in contradistinction to his main body, I

presume the enemy's "movements" must be his limbs, and if all four were

carried out by this barbarous general, it would be certainly a feat of

arms, and the movement might be said to be al-leg-ro. Nothing is said as

to whether the enemy survived this fearful operation depriving him of

his members, but it may be a case of a truncated despatch. Then, where

were the movements carried out to? If the presumption stated above be

correct, I infer it must have been to the region of limbo, but the army

in Flanders never practised such lopsided manoeuvres.

Yours respectfully,

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