Ernie turned to the bartender. "I think I _will_ have a drink."

"Make it a triple," the little man called, and the bartender smiled as

if his face hurt.

There was a pained expression on Ernie. He sank his head into his arms.

"Cheer up," the man said. "It isn't worth all that."

"What isn't?"

"Be happy, man."

"I'll be happy when I get out of here, but I'll be hilarious when I

find out the score--and I plan to be hilarious before I get happy. Is

that clear?"

"You talk as if you had been drinking already, man. Snap out of it. I

like men with clear heads."

It was not only a delaying tactic, Ernie thought; it was plainly a

case of nerve-busting. They were going to force it out of him. He had

already conceded they were not a gang of thieves using his basement

for a hideaway; they were not digging a secret tunnel for the Defense

Department.

"You like men with clear heads? What am I, some sort of recruit?"

"Now!" the man exclaimed, suddenly thrust into a new frame of mind. "We

are now on the same plane. You _are_ a recruit and we can understand

each other now."

"So where is this?"

"This is your house, of course, but we're not quite there yet. We're in

what you would call--oh, another dimension."

Ernie reached for the drink and sniffed it. Its smell fitted the

situation. "And what does that mean?"

"Oh, you and I have lived in the same vicinity all our lives,

even crossed each other's paths, but we are in different

dimensions--different worlds in the same place."

"You mean like Mars and Earth?"

"I mean like Mars _in_ Earth, or vice versa," the man answered.

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