CHAPTER V

ON SOME FURTHER SUPPRESSED PLATES, ETCHINGS, AND WOOD ENGRAVINGS BY

GEORGE CRUIKSHANK

In Chapter III. we have incidentally considered the suppressed

grotesque border to the etching of “The Last Song” by George Cruikshank

in the _Memoirs of Joseph Grimaldi_. In this chapter we shall treat of

certain other suppressions to which the “inimitable” George’s work was

subjected.

The first to which I shall direct your attention has a curious and

romantic history attaching to it, instinct with the rough and brutal

methods of our immediate ancestors. It is a highly-coloured etched

broadside published in 1815, the very year of the tragic death of the

gifted and ill-fated Gillray, whose mantle, as political caricaturist,

was now fallen upon his brilliant young contemporary. {60} These

were the days of hard hitting, of reckless charges, of imprisonment

for libel, of dramatic political episodes, and the wonder is that

George Cruikshank escaped the fates of the Burdetts, the Hones, and

the Hobhouses of the period. The fact is that George was a very shrewd

young man and had a very shrewd idea of how far it was safe to go.

Indeed, in this partially suppressed cartoon we find him upon the very

verge of recklessness and only drawing back from danger just in the

nick of time.

I have spoken of the _partial_ suppression of this broadside, and in

this _partial_ cancellation it is differentiated from all others with

which we have hitherto dealt. Brutal enough as is the satire as we see

it, there is a brutality curiously hidden within, which, unsuspected

by the uninitiated, proves to what astounding lengths satire of that

period was sometimes ready to go.

Before dealing in detail with this “Financial Survey of Cumberland or

the Beggar’s Petition” it will be as well to relate the circumstances

which led up to its perpetration.

Ernest Augustus, Duke of Cumberland, born {61} 1771, was perhaps the

best hated of all the royal personages of the period then in England,

and this notwithstanding the fact that he was a man of conspicuous

bravery. He was, for a few years after Queen Victoria’s accession, next

heir to the throne of England. Later he ascended the throne of Hanover

under the regulations of the Salic law, and gained the affection of his

people, proving himself a wise and beneficent ruler. Probably William

IV. put his character into a nutshell when he said: “Ernest is not such

a bad fellow, but if any one has a corn he is sure to tread on it.”

However that may be, there is no doubt that there is hardly a crime in

the whole decalogue which was not at one time or another laid at his

door, and not the least among these was the crime of murder.

To quote the succinct account of this affair given in the _Dictionary

of National Biography_:—“On the night of 31st May 1810 the duke was

found in his apartments in St. James’s Palace with a terrible wound in

his head, which would have been mortal had not the assassin’s weapon

struck against the duke’s sword. Shortly afterwards his {62} valet,

Sellis,[17] was found dead in his bed with his throat cut. On hearing

the evidence of the surgeons and other witnesses, the coroner’s jury

returned a verdict that Sellis had committed suicide after attempting

to assassinate the duke. The absence of any reasonable motive... caused

this event to be greatly discussed, and democratic journalists did not

hesitate to hint that he really murdered Sellis.” One of these, Henry

White, was sentenced in 1815 to fifteen months’ imprisonment and a fine

of £200 for publishing the rumour. The story again cropped up in 1832,

when the duke had made himself particularly obnoxious to the radical

press, and was exploited by a pamphleteer named Phillips. The duke

prosecuted him, and he was promptly found guilty and sentenced to six

months’ imprisonment.

[17] Not Serres, as Reid has it in his descriptive account of

Cruikshank’s works. The keeper of the prints evidently confused the

name of the valet with that of Mrs. Olive Serres, who later on called

herself Princess Olive of Cumberland, and claimed to be the duke’s

legitimate daughter.

Notwithstanding this, there was little abatement in the persecution of

the duke. Even Lord Brougham in the House of Lords sneeringly called

{63} him to his face “the illustrious duke—illustrious only by

courtesy.” I take up a few consecutive numbers of that venomous little

contemporary paper, _Figaro in London_, and find week by week some very

plain speaking. Here are a few examples:—

“That he’s ne’er known to change his mind

Is surely nothing strange;

For no one ever yet could find

He’d any mind to change.”

Again:—

“He boasts about the truth, I’ve heard,

And vows he’d never break it;

Why zounds a man _must_ keep his word

When nobody will take it.”

Again, referring to a youth dressed _à la Prince de Cumberland_,

who had been brought up at Bow Street charged with being an expert

pickpocket, _Figaro_ says: “A similarity to the Duke of Cumberland is

a very serious matter, and in the opinion of Mr. Halls (the police

magistrate) quite sufficient to entitle any one to a couple of months’

imprisonment, as a common thief or an incorrigible vagabond.”

Again:—{64}

“INQUEST EXTRAORDINARY

Found dead of fright, a child, (how sad a case!)

Verdict—Saw Cumberland’s mustachioed face.”

Again:—“The new piece announced at Drury Lane under the title of _The

Dæmon Duke_ or _The Mystic Branch_ has no reference whatever to his

Royal Highness of Cumberland.”

But these might be multiplied almost to infinity. The examples quoted

make it sufficiently plain why it was that the Whig Cabinet of the day

felt it advisable to hurry on our late Queen’s marriage.

So much for a general review of the duke’s career. We will now return

to the year 1815 and the publication of the broadside with which we are

more particularly concerned.

The duke had just announced his intention of marrying the Princess

of Salm, who had been twice a widow. The Prince Regent had raised

no objection, but the Queen, who had a rooted aversion to second

marriages, made no secret of her disapproval. The country, too, was

indignant, because another royal marriage spelt, in accordance with

what was now the ordinary usage, a further burden upon the exchequer.

[Illustration: “A Financial Survey of Cumberland or the Beggars

Petition.” (_From the only known uncoloured impression of the Plate_)]

[Illustration: “A Financial Survey of Cumberland or the Beggars

Petition.” (_From a coloured impression of the plate, with the figure

of the valet obliterated with lamp-black_)]

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On July 3 the proposal was made in the Commons to increase the duke’s

pension of £18,000 a year, which he held in addition to his salary of

£3000 a year as Colonel of the 1st Hussars, by £6000. The House was

equally divided on the vote, when a dramatic incident occurred. Lord

Cochrane, heir to the Dundonald peerage, and a member of the House of

Commons, had, in the previous year, been wrongfully found guilty of

participation in a Stock Exchange fraud and had been imprisoned. On

this very 3rd day of July he was released from prison, and immediately

repaired to Westminster. The House was at that moment going to a

division. His lordship entered just in time to record his casting

vote against the increase of the duke’s pension, and thus by an

extraordinary coincidence the duke was the poorer and the country the

richer by £6000 a year.

This is the moment seized by Cruikshank in the broadside here

reproduced. Before the half-open door of “St. Stephen’s,” behind

which is seen a crowd of members, Lord Cochrane fires, from a mortar

decorated with a full-bottomed wig, a {66} cannon-ball labelled

“casting vote.” This, striking the duke full in the rear, drives him

towards a bank on which stand three grenadiers, the Princess of Salm

(recognisable by the flag which she carries, labelled “Psalms”) and her

little boy, who sings—

My daddy is a grenadier

And he’s pleas’d my Mammy O,

With his _long swoard_ and _broadswoard_

And his bayonet so handy O.

The duke, from whose hand falls his petition, and whose head is adorned

with a cuckold’s horns, cries aloud, “Pity the sorrow of a poor young

man”; whilst Cochrane thunders out, “No, no, we’ll have no petitions

here. Do you thint (_sic_) we are not up to your hoaxing, cadging

tricks? You vagrant, do you think we’ll believe all you say or swear?

Do you think that your services or your merits will do you any good

here? If you do, I can tell you from experience that you are cursedly

mistaken. So set off and don’t show your ugly face here again. If you

do, shiver my timbers if I don’t send you to Ellenborough Castle: aye,

aye, my boy, I’ll clap you in the _grated chamber_, where there’s

neither door, window, {67} onr (_sic_) fireplace. I’ll put you in the

_Stocks_! I’ll put you in the _Pillory_! I’ll _fine_ you. I’ll, I’ll

play hell with you! D—— me, I think I have just come in time to give

you a shot between wind and water.”

On the ground below the flying duke lie documents recording his

pensions and salaries.

No wonder, you will say, that such a scandalous attack upon a personage

so near the throne should be suppressed with a high hand. The marvel is

that artist and publisher should have escaped the fate of Henry White

and the pamphleteer Phillips. But you will be more surprised than ever

when you learn that not only did artist and publisher go scot-free,

but that the plate, so far from being suppressed, was published and

scattered broadcast amongst the people without protest.

Why, then, it will be asked, does it take its place in a treatise on

suppressed plates? I will tell you.

Do you not notice in the darker impression of the plate here

reproduced—darker because the original has been painted—that such

perspective as the picture has is destroyed by a great black blot {68}

which reaches from the feet of the three soldiers right down to the

path in the right-hand lower corner of the design? Well, that great

black blot covers what would have inevitably landed George Cruikshank

and Mr. W. N. Jones of 5 Newgate Street, publisher, in a larger

building higher up the same street, if it had not been for a happy

afterthought of Mr. W. N. Jones, which took shape in a liberal use of

lamp-black.[18]

On the space so covered the reckless George, unmindful of the fate of

Henry White, had etched the scantily clothed figure of the unhappy

valet Sellis, with bleeding throat, crying aloud, “Is this a razor that

I see before me? Thou canst not say I did it.”

[18] This use of lamp-black has its parallel in the case of one of

the tailpieces to Bewick’s _Birds_, in the first edition of which an

apprentice was employed to veil certain indelicacies with a coat of

ink. Unfortunately, from want of density, the colouring rather serves

to accentuate than hide the offending details. In the next edition a

plug was inserted in the block and two bars of wood engraved in the

interests of decency.

After but one or two proofs had been pulled, George and his publisher

would seem to have become appalled at their temerity, and the plate

was only issued coloured and with the peccant {69} figure blotted out.

For many years I hoped and hoped in vain to come across an uncoloured

proof displaying the hidden figure. But it was not until 1905 that

I was fortunate enough to light upon the probably unique proof here

reproduced, which had passed out of the Bruton collection into that of

the omnivorous collector, the late Edwin Truman.

For the sake of those who have preserved the valuable catalogue of

the sale in 1897 of the Bruton collection of the works of George

Cruikshank, it should be observed that Reid’s misnomer of the valet to

which I have drawn attention above has been there repeated.

So much, then, for the partially suppressed broadside of 1815, which

incidentally may be looked upon as the forerunner of the blottesque

censorship of Russian newspapers. We will now pass on to another

broadside which was not only suppressed in full, but of which the

copies that had already been sold were assiduously bought up.

The circumstances surrounding this plate are by no means so dramatic

as those with which we have last dealt. At the same time, by means of

it we obtain one of those sharp contrasts in political {70} moods and

tenses which pleasurably tickle the imagination. We learn how little is

absolute in life, how much is relative. We realise how the reactionary

of to-day may have been the reformer of yesterday. In a word, we see

in this most conservative member of the Russell administration of

1846–1852 and of the Coalition of 1853, in this complacent recipient of

the peerage of Broughton de Gyfford and the Grand Cross of the Bath,

in this happy husband of a Marquis’s daughter,—we see, I say, in this

Tory nobleman of the ’fifties the irreconcilable John Cam Hobhouse of

the early years of the century, committed to Newgate for breach of

privilege, the author of the subversive _Letters to an Englishman_, and

the representative for Parliament of the Westminster mobocracy.

[Illustration: “_A Trifling Mistake_”——_Corrected_——]

In Cruikshank’s broadside here reproduced the future President of

the Board of Control is represented twirling his thumbs in enforced

retirement and with full leisure to repent of his indiscretions. Above

the mantelpiece representations of St. Stephen’s and Newgate are placed

in sharp contrast. Below the last a former occupant of the {72} cell

has scratched a rude gibbet. The grate is empty. On the table stand an

empty pewter pot and pipe. On the wall is seen a long quotation from

his anonymous pamphlet _A Trifling Mistake_, for which he has been

committed to prison. This, with a barbed addition, gives the title to

the broadside itself. The quotation runs:—

“What prevents ye people from walking down to ye house and pulling

out ye members by ye ears, locking up their doors and flinging ye

key into ye Thames? Is it any majesty which lodges in the members of

that assembly? Do we love them? Not at all: we have an instinctive

horror and disgust at the very abstract idea of ye boroughmonger. Do

we respect them? Not in the least. Do we regard them as endowed with

any superior qualities? On the contrary, there is scarcely a poorer

creature than your mere member of Parliament; though, in his corporate

capacity, ye earth furnishes not so absolute a bully. Their true

practical protectors, then—the real efficient anti-reformers,—are to

be found at ye Horse Guards and ye Knightsbridge Barracks. As long as

the House of Commons majorities are backed by the regimental muster

roll, so long may those who have got the tax power keep it and hang

those who resist”!!! !!! !!!

Vide _Trifling Mistake_.

Below this hangs a bill headed “Little Hob in the Well.” {73}

The reproduction of the etching here given is from a very interesting

touched proof in the British Museum. Upon it the artist’s work in

pencil can be plainly traced. To the right of the picture of Newgate

another roughly drawn gibbet can be distinguished. On the bill

the words have been added, “A New Song in Defence of the People,

corrected,” etc. The profile of the prisoner has been carefully

reduced, and a punning sub-title to the whole added, “How Cam you to be

in that Hobble?”

The date on the margin is January 1, 1819 (obviously a mistake for

1820), and its publication, no doubt, went some way towards Hobhouse’s

election as member for Westminster, which took place immediately after

his release on the 20th day of the month in the year 1820.

After his elevation to the peerage Hobhouse took no active part in

public affairs. He died as lately as 1869, leaving no issue. Probably

the plate was suppressed on the ground that it contained the long

quotation given above from the lawless pamphlet for which he was

imprisoned.

As I have said in an earlier chapter, it is not my {74} intention

to make this treatise in any way a devil’s directory for those in

search of salacious curiosities. I shall therefore not dwell upon the

suppressed woodcut, which is rather coarse than loose, of “The Dead

Rider” in the _Italian Tales_ of 1823. I merely mention it for the

sake of those who may be collating the book, and would find themselves

misled by Reid’s note on the subject. He speaks of the “Elopement”

woodcut being “wanting in two or three copies consulted of the first

edition,” as though this were a matter for surprise. He fails to draw

the very obvious conclusion that “The Elopement” was substituted for

“The Dead Rider,” so that the number of illustrations might continue to

tally with the announcement on the title-page, “Sixteen illustrative

drawings by George Cruikshank.” He has apparently been confused by the

fact, which I notice confuses a good many secondhand booksellers, that

every copy has _a_ woodcut entitled “The Dead Rider,” but that it is

only the first issue that has _two_ woodcuts with the same title.

And, whilst touching on the subject of Cruikshank’s early

indiscretions, it will, I think, be only {75} fair to repeat a story

of pretty and spontaneous atonement which I have told elsewhere, and

which deals with another suppressed broadside.

No. 887 in Reid’s catalogue is “Accidents in High Life, or Royal Hobbys

broke down, Dedicated to the Society for the Suppression of Vice.” Its

companion picture is “Royal Hobbys of the Hertfordshire Cock Horse,”

which was suppressed as being too suggestive even for so latitudinarian

an age as that of the Regency. In the former the artist portrays the

discomfiture of the Prince and the Marchioness of Hertford through the

pole of the hobby-horse, upon which they have been riding, breaking

and throwing both of them to the ground. The lady is cursing her

folly in trusting herself to “such an old stick,” while her admirer

is exclaiming that he shall try the Richmond Road in the future, the

Hertford one being so unsatisfactory. The Duke of York is suffering

from a similar disaster, and congratulating himself upon the softness

of the cushion by which his fall has been broken, in allusion to his

income of £10,000 for having charge of his father.

Now Mr. Bruton, who, like the late Mr. Truman, {76} had the advantage

of George Cruikshank’s friendship in later years, was able to obtain

authentication or repudiation of doubtful unsigned work from the

artist himself, and, amongst others, this plate was submitted to him

for judgment. The man’s honesty forced him to acknowledge himself to

be the author of this piece of full-blooded vulgarity, but his regret

has altered the usual laconic record of “Not by me, G. Ck.,” or “By my

brother, I. R. C.,” pencilled on the plate, to “Sorry to say this is by

me, G. C.” The old man was, when he came to look back upon a long life

of good and evil mixed, somewhat more human than that terribly pious

hero of Pope’s—

Who calmly looked on either life, and here

Saw nothing to regret, or there to bear;

From nature’s temp’rate feast rose satisfy’d,

Thank’d heav’n that he had liv’d, and that he dy’d.

He looked back with genuine remorse upon youthful extravagances, and,

though doubtless inclined by nature to be something of a _poseur_,

and though he attitudinised somewhat too much over his virtuous

fads at last, was not going to bolster up his reputation by an easy

forgetfulness of early indiscretions. {77}

[Illustration: Philoprogenitiveness]

Only a few words need be said of the other Cruikshank suppressions here

reproduced. The first is the well-known plate “Philoprogenitiveness,”

which was published in the earliest separate edition of that noble

_Essay on the Genius of George Cruikshank_, written by Thackeray

for, and reprinted {78} from, _The Westminster Review_ in 1840. And

surely it was a prurient and unnatural squeamishness which condemned

this illustration to exclusion in the subsequent editions. It is from

the _Phrenological Illustrations_, published in 1826, one of the

most famous of Cruikshank’s publications. I shall follow Thackeray’s

excellent example of refraining from any description, and just leave

the design to speak for itself, for it is a ridiculous task “to

translate his designs into words, and go to the printer’s box for a

description of all that fun and humour which the artist can produce by

a few skilful turns of his needle.”

The second is the cancelled wood engraving entitled “Drop it,” which

appears on page 18 of the first edition of _Talpa; or the Chronicle of

a Clay Farm, an Agricultural Fragment_, by C. M. H(oskyns), published

in 1853. For some unknown reason it disappears from subsequent

editions, and is only of importance to those who pride themselves on

being the possessors of Cruikshank _editiones principes_.

[Illustration: “Drop it!”]

There is another Cruikshank suppression which might, were we hard

up for material, be dragged {79} into a treatise on suppressed

illustrations. I refer to a wood engraving of the redoubtable George

himself taking his publisher, Brooks, by the nose with a pair of tongs,

which resulted in the suppression of the pamphlet entitled _A Pop-gun

fired off by George Cruikshank, etc._, in which it appeared. But if

we were to open these pages to the consideration of suppressed books

and pamphlets, I should soon find my publishers remonstrating, and

the volume too big to handle. Further, it affords me the gratifying

opportunity of referring the reader to a small book of mine, published

in 1897, by Mr. W. P. Spencer, of 27 New Oxford Street, and entitled

_George_ {80} _Cruikshank’s Portraits of Himself_ which I, as

the author, of course consider has not attained the circulation

it deserves. There will be found a full account of the suppressed

pamphlet, together with a reproduction of the offending design.

Let me close this chapter with “A Cruikshank Outrage,” which I

originally contributed to _The Gentleman’s Magazine_. It is, I

think, sufficiently apropos, and will, I hope, appeal to all good

Cruikshankians.

This is the bookcase, this the key;

None may open this lock but me;

And only those of the cult may come

Into my _sanctum sanc-to-rum_.

Swear “by George” on his “Omnibus”

You are assuredly one of us.

Swear “by George” on his “Almanack”

You will return each volume back.

Swear by “Grimm” _in the earliest state_

Theft and pillage you reprobate.

Yes, that’s bound by Rivière, but

Here’s _the original cloth, uncut_.

The “Bee and the Wasp” _on India, tilt_,

Zaehnsdorf binder, _morocco, gilt_.

But all my “Scourges” plain bound shall bide—

Plenty of “guilt” may be found inside. {81}

Here’s my “Omnibus,” worth a fief

Because I’ve the unpaged preface-leaf.

“London Characters,” set complete,

_Sm. 8vo, in hlf. clf. neat_.

Here a set of gigantic frauds

_In the original_ LABELLED _boards_.

“Oliver Twist,” as you will have guessed,

The “Rose and Oliver” plate suppressed:

Not with the stippling over-writ—

Only Bruton[19] can show you IT.

And here “The Bottle” COLOURED, date

Eighteen-hundred-and-forty-eight.

Yes, no doubt, ’twas among the first

Thrusts that the Master launched at Thirst.

! George, you say, was at best, you think,

As a Temperance man denouncing drink !

!! You dare tell me you interlope

In quest of books for your “Band of Hope” !!

!!! You swore “by George” on his “Omnibus”

You were assuredly one of us !!!

!!!! Avaunt, I prithee, aroynt, vacate

This orthodox shrine to George the Great !!!!

For only those of the cult may come

Into my _sanctum sanc-to-rum_.

[19] Since the Bruton sale in 1897 this, alas, is no longer true.

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