Describe the Qualities of the Ideal Man

Now when this command was laid before the August Aunt, the guardian of

the Inner Chambers, she was much perturbed in mind, for such a thing

was unheard of in all the annals of the Empire. Recovering herself, she

ventured to say that the discussion of such a question might raise

very disquieting thoughts in the minds of the ladies, who could not

be supposed to have any opinions at all on such a subject. Nor was it

desirable that they should have. To every woman her husband and no other

is and must be the Ideal Man. So it was always in the past; so it must

ever be. There are certain things which it is dangerous to question or

discuss, and how can ladies who have never spoken with any other man

than a parent or a brother judge such matters?

“How, indeed,” asked this lady of exalted merit, “can the bat form

an idea of the sunlight, or the carp of the motion of wings? If his

Celestial Majesty had commanded a discussion on the Superior Woman and

the virtues which should adorn her, some sentiments not wholly unworthy

might have been offered. But this is a calamity. They come unexpectedly,

springing up like mushrooms, and this one is probably due to the lack of

virtue of the inelegant and unintellectual person who is now speaking.”

This she uttered in the presence of the principal beauties of the

Inner Chambers. They sat or reclined about her in attitudes of perfect

loveliness. Two, embroidering silver pheasants, paused with their

needles suspended above the stretched silk, to hear the August Aunt.

One, threading beads of jewel jade, permitted them to slip from the

string and so distended the rose of her mouth in surprise that the small

pearl-shells were visible within. The Lady Tortoise, caressing a scarlet

and azure macaw, in her agitation so twitched the feathers that the

bird, shrieking, bit her finger. The Lady Golden Bells blushed deeply

at the thought of what was required of them; and the little Lady Summer

Dress, youngest of all the assembled beauties, was so alarmed at the

prospect that she began to sob aloud, until she met the eye of the

August Aunt and abruptly ceased.

“It is not, however, to be supposed,” said the August Aunt, opening her

snuff-bottle of painted crystal, “that the minds of our deplorable and

unattractive sex are wholly incapable of forming opinions. But speech

is a grave matter for women, naturally slow-witted and feeble-minded as

they are. This unenlightened person recalls the Odes as saying:--

‘A flaw in a piece of white jade

May be ground away,

But when a woman has spoken foolishly

Nothing can be done-’

a consideration which should make every lady here and throughout the

world think anxiously before speech.” So anxiously did the assembled

beauties think, that all remained mute as fish in a pool, and the August

Aunt continued:--

“Let Tsu-ssu be summoned. It is my intention to suggest to the Dragon

Emperor that the virtues of women be the subject of our discourse, and I

will myself open and conclude the discussion.”

Tsu-ssu was not long in kotowing before the August Aunt, who despatched

her message with the proper ceremonial due to its Imperial destination;

and meanwhile, in much agitation, the beauties could but twitter and

whisper in each other’s ears, and await the response like condemned

prisoners who yet hope for reprieve.

Scarce an hour had dripped away on the water-clock when an Imperial

Missive bound with yellow silk arrived, and the August Aunt, rising,

kotowed nine times before she received it in her jewelled hand with its

delicate and lengthy nails ensheathed in pure gold and set with gems

of the first water. She then read it aloud, the ladies prostrating

themselves.

To the Princess of Han, the August Aunt, the Lady of the Nine Superior

Virtues:--

“Having deeply reflected on the wisdom submitted, We thus reply. Women

should not be the judges of their own virtues, since these exist only

in relation to men. Let Our Command therefore be executed, and tablets

presented before us seven days hence, with the name of each lady

appended to her tablet.”

It was indeed pitiable to see the anxiety of the ladies! A sacrifice to

Kwan-Yin, the Goddess of Mercy, of a jewel from each, with intercession

for aid, was proposed by the Lustrous Lady; but the majority shook their

heads sadly. The August Aunt, tossing her head, declared that, as the

Son of Heaven had made no comment on her proposal of opening and closing

the discussion, she should take no part other than safeguarding the

interests of propriety. This much increased the alarm, and, kneeling at

her feet, the swan-like beauties, Deep-Snow and Winter Moon implored her

aid and compassion. But, rising indignantly, the August Aunt sought her

own apartments, and for the first time the inmates of the Pepper Chamber

saw with regret the golden dragons embroidered on her back.

It was then that the Round-Faced Beauty ventured a remark. This maiden,

having been born in the far-off province of Suchuan, was considered a

rustic by the distinguished elegance of the Palace and, therefore, had

never spoken unless decorum required. Still, even her detractors were

compelled to admit the charms that had gained her her name. Her face had

the flawless outline of the pearl, and like the blossom of the plum was

the purity of her complexion, upon which the darkness of her eyebrows

resembled two silk-moths alighted to flutter above the brilliance of her

eyes--eyes which even the August Aunt had commended after a banquet of

unsurpassed variety. Her hair had been compared to the crow’s plumage;

her waist was like a roll of silk, and her discretion in habiting

herself was such that even the Lustrous Lady and the Lady Tortoise drew

instruction from the splendours of her robes. It created, however, a

general astonishment when she spoke.

“Paragons of beauty, what is this dull and opaque-witted person that

she should speak?”

“What, indeed!” said the Celestial Sister. “This entirely

undistinguished person cannot even imagine.”

A distressing pause followed, during which many whispered anxiously. The

Lustrous Lady broke it.

“It is true that the highly ornamental Round-Faced Beauty is but lately

come, yet even the intelligent Ant may assist the Dragon; and in the

presence of alarm, what is decorum? With a tiger behind one, who can

recall the Book of Rites and act with befitting elegance?”

“The high-born will at all times remember the Rites!” retorted the

Celestial Sister. “Have we not heard the August Aunt observe: ‘Those who

understand do not speak. Those who speak do not understand’?”

The Round-Faced Beauty collected her courage.

“Doubtless this is wisdom; yet if the wise do not speak, who should

instruct us? The August Aunt herself would be silent.”

All were confounded by this dilemma, and the little Lady Summer-Dress,

still weeping, entreated that the Round-Faced Beauty might be heard.

The Heavenly Blossoms then prepared to listen and assumed attitudes of

attention, which so disconcerted the Round-Faced Beauty that she blushed

like a spring tulip in speaking.

“Beautiful ladies, our Lord, who is unknown to us all, has issued an

august command. It cannot be disputed, for the whisper of disobedience

is heard as thunder in the Imperial Presence. Should we not aid each

other? If any lady has formed a dream in her soul of the Ideal

Man, might not such a picture aid us all? Let us not be

‘say-nothing-do-nothing,’ but act!”

They hung their heads and smiled, but none would allow that she had

formed such an image. The little Lady Tortoise, laughing behind her

fan of sandalwood, said roguishly: “The Ideal Man should be handsome,

liberal in giving, and assuredly he should appreciate the beauty of his

wives. But this we cannot say to the Divine Emperor.”

A sigh rustled through the Pepper Chamber. The Celestial Sister looked

angrily at the speaker.

“This is the talk of children,” she said. “Does no one remember

Kung-fu-tse’s [Confucius] description of the Superior Man?”

Unfortunately none did--not even the Celestial Sister herself.

“Is it not probable,” said the Round-Faced Beauty, “that the Divine

Emperor remembers it himself and wishes--”

But the Celestial Sister, yawning audibly, summoned the attendants to

bring rose-leaves in honey, and would hear no more.

The Round-Faced Beauty therefore wandered forth among the mossy rocks

and drooping willows of the Imperial Garden, deeply considering the

matter. She ascended the bow-curved bridge of marble which crossed the

Pool of Clear Weather, and from the top idly observed the reflection of

her rose-and-gold coat in the water while, with her taper fingers, she

crumbled cake for the fortunate gold-fish that dwelt in it. And, so

doing, she remarked one fish, four-tailed among the six-tailed, and in

no way distinguished by elegance, which secured by far the largest share

of the crumbs dropped into the pool. Bending lower, she observed this

singular fish and its methods.

The others crowded about the spot where the crumbs fell, all herded

together. In their eagerness and stupidity they remained like a cloud of

gold in one spot, slowly waving their tails. But this fish, concealing

itself behind a miniature rock, waited, looking upward, until the

crumbs were falling, and then, rushing forth with the speed of an

arrow, scattered the stupid mass of fish, and bore off the crumbs to its

shelter, where it instantly devoured them.

“This is notable,” said the Round-Faced Beauty. “Observation enlightens

the mind. To be apart--to be distinguished--secures notice!” And she

plunged into thought again, wandering, herself a flower, among the

gorgeous tree peonies.

On the following day the August Aunt commanded that a writer among the

palace attendants should, with brush and ink, be summoned to transcribe

the wisdom of the ladies. She requested that each would give three

days to thought, relating the following anecdote. “There was a man who,

taking a piece of ivory, carved it into a mulberry leaf, spending three

years on the task. When finished it could not be told from the original,

and was a gift suitable for the Brother of the Sun and Moon. Do

likewise!”

“But yet, O Augustness!” said the Celestial Sister, “if the Lord of

Heaven took as long with each leaf, there would be few leaves on the

trees, and if-”

The August Aunt immediately commanded silence and retired. On the third

day she seated herself in her chair of carved ebony, while the attendant

placed himself by her feet and prepared to record her words.

“This insignificant person has decided,” began her Augustness, looking

round and unscrewing the amber top of her snuff-bottle, “to take an

unintelligent part in these proceedings. An example should be set.

Attendant, write!”

She then dictated as follows: “The Ideal Man is he who now decorates

the Imperial Throne, or he who in all humility ventures to resemble the

incomparable Emperor. Though he may not hope to attain, his endeavor is

his merit. No further description it needed.”

With complacence she inhaled the perfumed snuff, as the writer appended

the elegant characters of her Imperial name.

If it is permissible to say that the faces of the beauties lengthened

visibly, it should now be said. For it had been the intention of every

lady to make an illusion to the Celestial Emperor and depict him as the

Ideal Man. Nor had they expected that the August Aunt would take any

part in the matter.

“Oh, but it was the intention of this commonplace and undignified person

to say this very thing!” cried the Lustrous Lady, with tears in the

jewels of her eyes. “I thought no other high-minded and distinguished

lady would for a moment think of it.”

“And it was my intention also!” fluttered the little Lady Tortoise,

wringing her hands! “What now shall this most unlucky and unendurable

person do? For three nights has sleep forsaken my unattractive eyelids,

and, tossing and turning on a couch deprived of all comfort, I could

only repeat, ‘The Ideal Man is the Divine Dragon Emperor!’”

“May one of entirely contemptible attainments make a suggestion in this

assemblage of scintillating wit and beauty?” inquired the Celestial

Sister. “My superficial opinion is that it would be well to prepare a

single paper to which all names should be appended, stating that His

Majesty in his Dragon Divinity comprises all ideals in his sacred

Person.”

“Let those words be recorded,” said the August Aunt. “What else should

any lady of discretion and propriety say? In this Palace of Virtuous

Peace, where all is consecrated to the Son of Heaven, though he deigns

not to enter it, what other thought dare be breathed? Has any lady

ventured to step outside such a limit? If so, let her declare herself!”

All shook their heads, and the August Aunt proceeded: “Let the writer

record this as the opinion of every lady of the Imperial Household, and

let each name be separately appended.”

Had any desired to object, none dared to confront the August Aunt;

but apparently no beauty so desired, for after three nights’ sleepless

meditation, no other thought than this had occurred to any.

Accordingly, the writer moved from lady to lady and, under the

supervision of the August Aunt, transcribed the following: “The Ideal

Man is the earthly likeness of the Divine Emperor. How should it be

otherwise?” And under this sentence wrote the name of each lovely one

in succession. The papers were then placed in the hanging sleeves of the

August Aunt for safety.

By the decree of Fate, the father of the Round-Faced Beauty had, before

he became an ancestral spirit, been a scholar of distinction, having

graduated at the age of seventy-two with a composition commended by the

Grand Examiner. Having no gold and silver to give his daughter, he

had formed her mind, and had presented her with the sole jewel of his

family-a pearl as large as a bean. Such was her sole dower, but the

accomplished Aunt may excel the indolent Prince.

Yet, before the thought in her mind, she hesitated and trembled,

recalling the lesson of the gold-fish; and it was with anxiety that

paled her roseate lips that, on a certain day, she had sought the Willow

Bridge Pavilion. There had awaited her a palace attendant skilled with

the brush, and there in secrecy and dire affright, hearing the footsteps

of the August Aunt in every rustle of leafage, and her voice in the

call of every crow, did the Round-Faced Beauty dictate the following

composition:--

“Though the sky rain pearls, it cannot equal the beneficence of the Son

of Heaven. Though the sky rain jade it cannot equal his magnificence. He

has commanded his slave to describe the qualities of the Ideal Man.

How should I, a mere woman, do this? I, who have not seen the Divine

Emperor, how should I know what is virtue? I, who have not seen the

glory of his countenance, how should I know what is beauty? Report

speaks of his excellencies, but I who live in the dark know not. But to

the Ideal Woman, the very vices of her husband are virtues. Should he

exalt another, this is a mark of his superior taste. Should he dismiss

his slave, this is justice. To the Ideal Woman there is but one Ideal

Man--and that is her lord. From the day she crosses his threshold, to

the day when they clothe her in the garments of Immortality, this is her

sole opinion. Yet would that she might receive instruction of what only

are beauty and virtue in his adorable presence.”

This being written, she presented her one pearl to the attendant and

fled, not looking behind her, as quickly as her delicate feet would

permit.

On the seventh day the compositions, engraved on ivory and bound with

red silk and tassels, were presented to the Emperor, and for seven

days more he forgot their existence. On the eighth the High Chamberlain

ventured to recall them to the Imperial memory, and the Emperor glancing

slightly at one after another, threw them aside, yawning as he did so.

Finally, one arrested his eyes, and reading it more than once he laid it

before him and meditated. An hour passed in this way while the forgotten

Lord Chamberlain continued to kneel. The Son of Heaven, then raising his

head, pronounced these words: “In the society of the Ideal Woman, she to

whom jealousy is unknown, tranquillity might possibly be obtained. Let

prayer be made before the Ancestors with the customary offerings, for

this is a matter deserving attention.”

A few days passed, and an Imperial attendant, escorted by two mandarins

of the peacock-feather and crystal-button rank, desired an audience of

the August Aunt, and, speaking before the curtain, informed her that his

Imperial Majesty would pay a visit that evening to the Hall of Tranquil

Longevity. Such was her agitation at this honour that she immediately

swooned; but, reviving, summoned all the attendants and gave orders for

a banquet and musicians.

Lanterns painted with pheasants and exquisite landscapes were hung on

all the pavilions. Tapestries of rose, decorated with the Five-Clawed

Dragons, adorned the chambers; and upon the High Seat was placed a robe

of yellow satin embroidered with pearls. All was hurry and excitement.

The Blossoms of the Palace were so exquisitely decked that one grain

more of powder would have made them too lily-like, and one touch more of

rouge, too rosecheeked. It was indeed perfection, and, like lotuses upon

a lake, or Asian birds, gorgeous of plumage, they stood ranged in the

outer chamber while the Celestial Emperor took his seat.

The Round-Faced Beauty wore no jewels, having bartered her pearl for her

opportunity; but her long coat of jade-green, embroidered with golden

willows, and her trousers of palest rose left nothing to be desired. In

her hair two golden peonies were fastened with pins of kingfisher work.

The Son of Heaven was seated upon the throne as the ladies approached,

marshaled by the August Aunt. He was attired in the Yellow Robe with the

Flying Dragons, and upon the Imperial Head was the Cap, ornamented

with one hundred and forty-four priceless gems. From it hung the twelve

pendants of strings of pearls, partly concealing the august eyes of the

Jade Emperor. No greater splendour can strike awe into the soul of man.

At his command the August Aunt took her seat upon a lesser chair at the

Celestial Feet. Her mien was majestic, and struck awe into the assembled

beauties, whose names she spoke aloud as each approached and prostrated

herself. She then pronounced these words:

“Beautiful ones, the Emperor, having considered the opinions submitted

by you on the subject of the Superior Man, is pleased to express his

august commendation. Dismiss, therefore, anxiety from your minds, and

prepare to assist at the humble concert of music we have prepared for

his Divine pleasure.”

Slightly raising himself in his chair, the Son of Heaven looked down

upon that Garden of Beauty, holding in his hand an ivory tablet bound

with red silk.

“Lovely ladies,” he began, in a voice that assuaged fear, “who among you

was it that laid before our feet a composition beginning thus--‘Though

the sky rain pearls’?”

The August Aunt immediately rose.

“Imperial Majesty, none! These eyes supervised every composition. No

impropriety was permitted.”

The Son of Heaven resumed: “Let that lady stand forth.”

The words were few, but sufficient. Trembling in every limb, the

Round-Faced Beauty separated herself from her companions and prostrated

herself, amid the breathless amazement of the Blossoms of the Palace. He

looked down upon her as she knelt, pale as a lady carved in ivory, but

lovely as the lotus of Chang-Su. He turned to the August Aunt. “Princess

of Han, my Imperial Aunt, I would speak with this lady alone.”

Decorum itself and the custom of Palaces could not conceal the

indignation of the August Aunt as she rose and retired, driving the

ladies before her as a shepherd drives his sheep.

The Hall of Tranquil Longevity being now empty, the Jade Emperor

extended his hand and beckoned the Round-Faced Beauty to approach. This

she did, hanging her head like a flower surcharged with dew and swaying

gracefully as a wind-bell, and knelt on the lowest step of the Seat of

State.

“Loveliest One,” said the Emperor, “I have read your composition.

I would know the truth. Did any aid you as you spoke it? Was it the

thought of your own heart?”

“None aided, Divine,” said she, almost fainting with fear. “It

was indeed the thought of this illiterate slave, consumed with an

unwarranted but uncontrollable passion.”

“And have you in truth desired to see your Lord?”

“As a prisoner in a dungeon desires the light, so was it with this low

person.”

“And having seen?”

“Augustness, the dull eyes of this slave are blinded with beauty.”

She laid her head before his feet.

“Yet you have depicted, not the Ideal Man, but the Ideal Woman. This was

not the Celestial command. How was this?”

“Because, O versatile and auspicious Emperor, the blind cannot behold

the sunlight, and it is only the Ideal Woman who is worthy to comprehend

and worship the Ideal Man. For this alone is she created.”

A smile began to illuminate the Imperial Countenance. “And how, O

Round-Faced Beauty, did you evade the vigilance of the August Aunt?”

She hung her head lower, speaking almost in a whisper. “With her one

pearl did this person buy the secrecy of the writer; and when the August

Aunt slept, did I conceal the paper in her sleeve with the rest, and her

own Imperial hand gave it to the engraver of ivory.”

She veiled her face with two jade-white hands that trembled excessively.

On hearing this statement the Celestial Emperor broke at once into a

very great laughter, and he laughed loud and long as a tiller of wheat.

The Round-Faced Beauty heard it demurely until, catching the Imperial

eye, decorum was forgotten and she too laughed uncontrollably. So they

continued, and finally the Emperor leaned back, drying the tears in his

eyes with his august sleeve, and the lady, resuming her gravity, hid her

face in her hands, yet regarded him through her fingers.

When the August Aunt returned at the end of an hour with the ladies,

surrounded by the attendants with their instruments of music, the

Round-Faced Beauty was seated in the chair that she herself had

occupied, and on the whiteness of her brow was hung the chain of pearls,

which had formed the frontal of the Cap of the Emperor.

It is recorded that, advancing from honour to honour, the Round-Faced

Beauty was eventually chosen Empress and became the mother of the

Imperial Prince. The celestial purity of her mind and the absence of all

flaws of jealousy and anger warranted this distinction. But it is also

recorded that, after her elevation, no other lady was ever exalted in

the Imperial favour or received the slightest notice from the Emperor.

For the Empress, now well acquainted with the Ideal Man, judged it

better that his experiences of the Ideal Woman should be drawn from

herself alone. And as she decreed, so it was done. Doubtless Her Majesty

did well.

It is known that the Emperor departed to the Ancestral Spirits at an

early age, seeking, as the August Aunt observed, that repose which on

earth could never more be his. But no one has asserted that this lady’s

disposition was free from the ordinary blemishes of humanity.

As for the Celestial Empress (who survives in history as one of the most

astute rulers who ever adorned the Dragon Throne), she continued to rule

her son and the Empire, surrounded by the respectful admiration of all.

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