NORWICH MOCK ELECTIONS.

_To the Editor._

Sir,--At Costessy, a small village, three miles on the west side of

Norwich, there is an annual mock guild on Whit Tuesday. It takes its

name from the annual mayor’s feast at Norwich, being called the _City

Guild_. The corporation at Costessy is composed of the poor inhabitants

under the patronage of the marquis of Stafford, who has a beautiful seat

in this village. On this day a mock mayor is annually elected; he has a

proper and appropriate costume, and is attended by a sword-bearer, with

a sword of state of wood painted and gilt, two mace-bearers with gilt

maces, with a long array of officers, down to the snapdragon of Norwich,

of which they have a passable imitation. Their first procession is to

the hall, where they are recognised by the noble family who generally

support the expenses of the day, and the mock mayor and corporation are

liberally regaled from the strong-beer cellar. They then march, preceded

by a band of music, to the steward’s house, where the mock solemnities

take place, and speeches are made, which, if not remarkable for their

eloquence, afford great delight by their absurd attempts at being

thought so. The new mayor being invested with the insignia of his

office, a bright brass jack-chain about his neck, the procession is

again renewed to a large barn at some distance, where the place being

decorated with boughs, flowers, and other rural devices, a substantial

dinner of roast-beef, plum-pudding, and other good things, with plenty

of that strong liquor called at Norwich nogg--the word I have been told

is a provincial contraction for “knock me down.”

The village is usually thronged with company from Norwich, and all the

rural festivities attendant on country feasts take place. The noble

family before mentioned promote the hilarity by their presence and

munificence. The elder members of the body corporate continue at the

festal board, in imitation of their prototypes in larger corporations,

to a late hour; and some of them have been noticed for doing as much

credit to the good cheer provided on the occasion, as any alderman at a

turtle feast. There is no record of the origin of this institution, as

none of the members of the corporation have the gift of reading or

writing, but there are traces of it beyond the memory of any person now

living, and it has been observed to have increased in splendour of late

years.

The fishermen’s guild at Norwich has for some years been kept on the

real guild-day. The procession consists of a great number, all fishermen

or fishmongers, two of whom are very remarkable. The first is the

mayor: the last I saw was a well-looking young man, with his face

painted and his hair powdered, profusely adorned with a brass chain, a

fishing-rod in his hand, and a very large gold-laced hat; he was

supported on the shoulders of several of his brethren in a fishing-boat,

in which he stood up and delivered his speech to the surrounding

multitude, in a manner that did not disgrace him. The other personage

was the king of the ocean. What their conceptions of Neptune were, it is

as difficult to conceive as his appearance might be to describe. He was

represented by a tall man, habited in a seaman-like manner, his outward

robe composed of fishing-nets, a long flowing beard ill accorded with a

full-dress court wig, which had formerly been the property of some

eminent barrister, but had now changed its element, and from dealing out

law on the land, its mystic powers were transferred to the water. In his

right hand he carried his trident, the spears of which were formed of

three pickled herrings. His Tritons sounded his praise on all kinds of

discordant wind instruments, and Æolus blew startling blasts on a

cracked French horn. The olfactory nerves of the auditors who were hardy

enough to come in close contact with the procession, were assailed by “a

very ancient and fish-like smell.” The merriment was rude and very

hearty.

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