BILLY B----’S ADVENTURE.

“You see, sir, as how I’d been a clock-dressing at Gurston

[Grassington], and I’d staid rather lat, and may be gitten a lile sup o’

spirit, but I war far from being drunk, and knowed every thing that

passed. It war about 11 o’clock when I left, and it war at back end o’t’

year, and a most admīrable [beautiful] neet it war. The moon war varra

breet, and I nivvr seed Rylstone-fell plainer in a’ my life. Now, you

see, sir, I war passin down t’ mill loine, and I heerd summut come past

me--brush, brush, brush, wi’ chains rattling a’ the while; but I seed

nothing; and thowt I to mysel, now this is a most mortal queer thing.

And I then stuid still, and luik’d about me, but I seed nothing at aw,

nobbut the two stane wa’s on each side o’t’ mill loine. Then I heerd

again this brush, brush, brush, wi’ the chains; for you see, sir, when I

stuid still it stopped; and then, thowt I, this mun be a Bargest, that

sae much is said about: and I hurried on towards t’ wood brig, for they

say as how this Bargest cannot cross a watter; but lord, sir, when I gat

o’er t’ brig, I heerd this same thing again; so it mud either hev

crossed t’ watter, _or gone round by t’ spring heed!_ [About thirty

miles!] And then I becam a valliant man, for I war a bit freeten’d

afore; and thinks I, I’ll turn and hev a peep at this thing; so I went

up Greet Bank towards Linton, and heerd this brush, brush, brush, wi’

the chains a’ the way, but I seed nothing; then it ceased all of a

sudden. So I turned back to go hame, but I’d hardly reach’d t’ door,

when I heerd again this brush, brush, brush, and the chains going down

towards t’ Holin House, and I followed it, and the moon there shone

varra breet, and I _seed its tail_! Then, thowt I, thou owd thing! I can

say Ise seen thee now, so I’ll away hame. When I gat to t’ door, there

war a girt thing like a sheep, but it war larger, ligging across t’

threshold of t’ door, and it war woolly like; and says I, ‘git up,’ and

it wouldn’t git up--then says I, ‘stir thysel,’ and it wouldn’t stir

itsel! And I grew valliant, and I rais’d t’ stick to baste it wi’, and

then it luik’d at me, and sich oies! [eyes] they did glower, and war as

big as saucers, and like a cruelled ball; first there war a red ring,

then a blue one, then a white one; and these rings grew less and less

_till they cam to a dot_! Now I war nane feer’d on it, tho’ it girn’d at

me fearfully, and I kept on saying ‘git up,’ and ‘stir thysel,’ and t’

wife heerd as how I war at t’ door, and she cam to oppen it; and then

this thing gat up and walked off, _for it war mare feer’d o’ t’ wife

than it war o’ me_! and I told t’ wife, and she said it war Bargest; but

I nivver seed it since, and that’s a true story!”

In the glossary to the Rev. Mr. Carr’s “Horæ Momenta Cravenæ,” I find

the following--“_Bargest_, a sprite that haunts towns and populous

places. Belg. _birg_, and _geest_, a ghost.” I really am not a little

amused at Mr. Carr’s derivation, which is most erroneous. Bargest is not

a _town_ ghost, nor is it a haunter “of towns and populous places;” for,

on the contrary, it is said in general to frequent small villages and

_hills_. Hence the derivation may be _berg_, Germ., a _hill_, and

_geist_, a ghost; i.e. a hill ghost: but the real derivation appears to

me to be _bär_, Germ., a _bear_, and _geist_, a ghost; i.e. a bear

ghost, from its appearing in the form of a bear or large dog, as Billy

B----’s narrative shows.[475]

The appearance of the spectre hound is said to precede a death; which

tradition will be more fully illustrated in my next legend, “The Wise

Woman of Littondale.” Like most other spirits Bargest is supposed to be

unable to cross a water; and in case any of my Craven readers should

ever chance to meet with his ghostship, it may be as well to say, that

unless they give him the wall he will tear them to pieces, or otherwise

illtreat them, as he did one John Lambert, who, refusing to let him have

the wall, was so punished for his want of manners, that he died in a

few days.

This superstition has in one instance been productive of good. A few

years ago an inhabitant of Threshfield kept a huge he-goat, which the

wags of the village would sometimes turn into the lanes, in the

night-time, with a chain about his neck, to frighten the farmers on

their return from Kettlewell market. They once determined to terrify a

badger, or miller, as he returned from the market, by driving the animal

with the chains, &c. into the lane through which the man of meal was to

pass. About ten o’clock the miller, on entering Threshfield with his

cart, espies the goat; and hearing the chains, overwhelmed with terror,

he conjectures it to be Bargest, that was sent to take him away for his

dishonest dealings; the miller stops his cart, and kneeling down in it,

thus prayed, to the great amusement of the young rogues behind the

wall:--“Good Lord, don’t let the devil take me this time, and I’ll never

cheat any more; do let me get safe home, and I’ll never raise my meal

again so extravagantly as I have done of late.” He _did_ get safe home,

and was as good as his word till he discovered the trick, when he

returned to his old malpractices; exemplifying the old epigram--

“The devil was sick, the devil a monk would be,

The devil got well, the devil a monk was he.”

In the second verse of the legend of “The Troller’s Gill,” it is said,

And the elfin band from faërie land

Was upon Elbōton hill.

Elboton is the largest of five or six very romantic green hills, that

seem to have been formed by some tremendous convulsion of nature, at the

foot of that fine chain of fells, which extends from Rylstone to

Burnsall, and is said to have been, from “time whereof the memory of man

runneth not to the contrary,” the haunt of faëries; numbers of these

pretty little creatures having been seen there by several men of honour

and veracity in this neighbourhood, one of whom _has had a faëry in his

hand_! The elfin train has been visible in many parts of our district,

but I know of no place they frequent more than Elboton. One of these

diminutive beings, called Hob, is reputed to be a watchful preserver of

the farmer’s property, and a most industrious workman. At Close-house,

near Skipton in Craven, Hob used to do as much work in one night as

twenty human workmen could in the same time; and, as I have been

informed by an individual, who resided there about twenty years ago,

Hob was accustomed to house the hay, stack the corn, and churn the

butter, as well as perform several other offices, which tended

materially to lessen the labour of the husbandman and the dairy maid.

The occupier of Close-house at that time, thinking to make Hob some

return for his kindness and assiduity, laid out a new red cloak for him,

which so offended the good faëry, that he ceased his labours, and left

the place. On the spot where the cloak was left, the following stanza

was found,

Hob red coat, Hob red hood,

Hob do you no harm, but no more good.[476]

Loupscar, alluded to in the third verse, is a place in the Wharfe near

Burnsall, where the river is pent in with rocks, and boils along in a

confined channel, and then discharges itself into a pool of tremendous

depth, forming, as Dr. Whitaker says in his history, “a scene more

dreadful than pleasing.” The channel of the Wharfe is in general craggy,

and the river abounds with similar vortices to Loupscar; the two most

celebrated of which are the Gastrills above Grassington, and the Strid,

in Bolton woods. The latter will be recognised by the poetical reader,

as the fatal gulf where the Boy of Egremond was drowned, whose story

Rogers has versified with such exquisite pathos.

“The Troller’s Gill” is in Skyram pastures, beyond Appletreewick. I

visited it a few days ago, when the torrent was considerably swollen by

the recent heavy rains amongst the mountains. The roar of the water, the

terrific grandeur of the overhanging crags, and its loneliness, united

to heighten the terrors of the place. To an inhabitant of London, the

scene of the wolf’s glen, in the Drury version of “Der Freischütz,” may

give some faint idea of it. Dr. Whitaker thought Troller’s Gill “wanted

the deep horror of Gordale,” near Malham. There is certainly more

sublimity and grandeur about Gordale; but as to horror, I think it

nothing to “the Troller’s Gill.” This, however, is a matter of taste.

The last verses allude to the beautiful and ancient custom, still

universally prevalent throughout our district, of chanting a solemn

dirge at funerals, till the corpse reaches the church-yard gateway. I

know of nothing more affecting to a stranger than to meet, at evening, a

funeral train proceeding along one of our romantic vallies, while the

neighbouring rocks are resonant with the loud dirge sung by the friends

of the departed. Long may this custom continue! Too many of our old

customs fall into misuse by the ridicule thrown on them by dissenters,

as being popish, &c.; but I am happy to say, that in Craven the

dissenters are great encouragers of funeral dirges. In Mrs. Heman’s

sacred melody, “Last Rites,” this stanza alludes to the practice:--

By the chanted psalm that fills

Reverently the ancient hills,

Learn, that from his harvests done,

Peasants bear a brother on

To his last repose!

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