INCREDIBLE LIARS

The French papers in the autumn of 1821 mention, that a man named

Desjardins was tried, on his own confession, as an accomplice with

Louvel, the assassin of the duke de Berri. But, on his defence,

Desjardins contended that his confession ought not to be believed,

because he was so notorious for falsehood, that nobody in the world

would give credit to a word he said. In support of this, he produced a

host of witnesses, his friends and relatives, who all swore that the

excessive bad character he had given of himself was true, and he was

declared “not guilty.”

This case parallels with a similar instance some years before in

Ireland. A man was charged with highway robbery. In the course of the

trial the prisoner roared out from the dock that he was guilty; but the

jury pronounced him by their verdict “not guilty.” The astonished judge

exclaimed, “Good God, gentlemen, did you not hear the man himself

declare that he was guilty?” The foreman said, “We did, my lord, and

that was the very reason we acquitted him, _for we knew the fellow_ to

be so notorious a liar that he never told a word of truth in his life.”

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