TWO LAWYERS.

An opulent farmer applied about a law-suit to an attorney, who told him

he could not undertake it, being already engaged on the other side; at

the same time he said, that he would give him a letter of recommendation

to a professional friend, which he did. The farmer, out of curiosity,

opened it, and read as follows:

“Here are two fat wethers fallen out together,

If you’ll fleece one, I’ll fleece the other,

And make ’em agree like brother and brother.”

The farmer carried this epistle to the person with whom he was at

variance. Its perusal cured both parties, and terminated the dispute.

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