SO AND SO.

_Sept. 19, 1827._

This communication, accompanied by the real name and address of its

warmhearted writer, revived my recollections and kindled my feelings. I

immediately wrote to a friend, who lives in the vicinage of

Hagbush-lane, requesting him to hasten to the site of the old cottage,

which was quite as well known to him as to me, and bring me a drawing of

the place in its present state, with such particulars of the razing of

the edifice as he could obtain. His account, as I collect it from verbal

narration, corroborates that of my correspondent.

So complete has been the devastation, that a drawing of the spot whereon

the cottage stood would merely be a view of the level earth. My friend

walked over it, and along Hagbush-lane, till he came into the new road,

(leading from the King’s Head at Holloway to the lower road from London

to Kentish Town.) Immediately at the corner of the continuation of

Hagbush-lane, which begins on the opposite side of the new road, he

perceived a new hut, and near it the expelled occupant of the cottage,

which had been laid waste in the other part of the lane. On asking the

old man respecting the occasion and manner of his ejectment, he cried.

It was a wet and dreary day; and the poor fellow in tears, and his

hastily thrown up tenement, presented a cheerless and desolate scene.

His story was short. On the Thursday, (mentioned in the letter,) so

early as five in the morning, some men brought a ladder, a barrow, and a

pickaxe, and ascending the ladder began to untile the roof, while the

old man and his wife were in bed. He hastily rose; they demanded of him

to unlock the door; on his refusing they burst it open with the

pick-axe, and having thus forced an entrance compelled his wife to get

up. They then wantonly threw out and broke the few household utensils,

and hewed down the walls of the dwelling. In the little garden, they

rooted up and destroyed every tree, shrub, and vegetable; and finally,

they levelled all vestiges which could mark the place, as having been

used or cultivated for the abode and sustenance of human beings. Some of

the less destructible requisites of the cottage they trundled in the

barrow up the lane, across the road, whither the old man and his wife

followed, and were left with the few remnants of their miserable

property by the housebreakers. On that spot they put together their

present hut with a few old boards and canvass, as represented in the

engraving, and there they remain to tell the story of their unredressed

wrongs to all who desire the particulars.

The old man represents the “ringleader,” as he calls him, in this last

work of ruin, to be the foreman of a great cow-keeping landholder and

speculator, to whose field-possessions the cottage on the waste was

adjacent. Who employed this “ringleader” and his followers? Who was the

instigating and protecting accessary before and after this brutal

housebreaking, and wilful waste?

The helpless man got his living by selling small beer, and a little

meat, cooked by his wife, to others as poor and helpless as themselves;

and they eked out their existence by their garden produce. In the summer

of 1825 I heard it said, that their cottage was the resort and

drinking-place of idle and disorderly persons. I took some pains to

ascertain the fact; but could never trace it beyond--the most dubitable

authority--general report. It is quite true, that I saw persons there

whom I preferred not to sit down with, because their manners and habits

were different from my own; yet I not unfrequently took a cup of the old

man’s beer among them, and silently watched them, and sometimes talked

with them; and, for any thing that I could observe--and I know myself to

be a close observer--they were quite as honourable and moral, as persons

of more refined language and dress, who frequent respectable

coffee-houses. I had been, too, withinside the cottage, which was a

place of rude accommodation for no more than its settled occupants. It

was on the outside that the poor couple entertained their customers, who

usually sat on the turf seat against the foot-path side of the hut, or

on an empty barrel or two, or a three-legged milking-stool. On the hedge

side of the cottage was a small low lean-to, wherein the old man kept a

pig to fatten. At the front end was an enclosure of a few feet of

ground, with domestic fowls and their callow broods, which ran about

cackling, and routing the earth for their living. In the rear of the

cottage was a rod or two of ground banked off, and well planted with

potatoes, cabbages, and other garden stuff, where I have often seen the

old man fully employed in weeding and cultivating; digging up old, or

preparing for new crops, or plashing and mending his little fences.

Between his vegetables, and his live stock, and his few customers, he

had enough to do; and I never saw him idle. I never saw him sitting down

to drink with them; and if he had, there was nothing among them but the

small beer. From the early part of the spring to the end of the year

just mentioned, I have been past and loitered near the cottage at all

hours of the day, from the early dawn, before even the sun, or the

inmates had risen, till after they had gone to rest, and the moon was

high, and the stars were in their courses. Never in the hours I spent

around the place by day or night, did I see or hear any persons or

practices that would be termed disorderly by any but the worst judges of

human nature and morals--the underbred overpolite, and vulgarly

overdressed. There I have seen a brickmaker or two with their wives and

daughters sitting and regaling, as much at home, and as sober and

innocent, as parties of French ladies and gentlemen at Chedron’s in

Leicester-square; and from these people, if spoken to civilly, there was

language as civil. There I have seen a comfortably dressed man, in a

clean shirt, and a coat and hat as good as a Fleet-street tradesman’s,

with a jug of _small_ “entire” before him, leisurely at work on a pair

of shoes, joining in the homely conversation, and in choruses of old

English songs, raised by his compeers. There, too, I have heard a

company of merry-hearted labourers and holiday-making journeymen, who

had straggled away from their smithies and furnaces in the lanes of

London, to breathe the fresh air, pealing out loud laughter, while the

birds whistled over their heads from the slender branches of the green

elms. In the old man I saw nothing but unremitting industry; and in his

customers nothing but rude yet inoffensive good-nature. He was getting

his bread by the sweat of his brow, and his brow was daily moistened by

labour.

When I before related something of this poor man’s origin,[359] and his

former endurances, I little suspected that I should have to tell that,

after the parochial officers of Islington had declined to receive him

into the poor-house, the parish would suffer him to be molested as a

labourer on its waste. He has been hunted as a wild beast; and, perhaps,

had he been a younger man, and with vindictive feelings, he might have

turned round upon his enemies, and lawlessly avenged himself for the

lawless injuries inflicted on him. Vagrancy is easily tempted to

criminality, and the step is short.

It is scarcely three weeks since the old cottager was in a snug abode of

his own handmaking, with a garden that had yielded support to him and

his wife through the summer, and roots growing in it for their winter

consumption. These have been mercilessly laid waste at the coming-in of

the inclement season. Will no one further investigate the facts, and aid

him in obtaining “indemnity for the past, and security for the future?”

Respecting the rights of the parish of Islington in Hagbush-lane, as the

ancient and long disused north road into London, I do not pretend to

determine; because, after the warm discussions and strong resolutions of

its vestries, sometime ago, respecting a part of this road which had

been partially appropriated to private use, the parish may have

thoroughly good reasons for acquiescing in the entire stopping up of a

carriage thoroughfare, between the back road to Holloway and Islington

upper street, which, if now open, would be of great use. Many of the

inhabitants, however may not be so easily satisfied as a few that the

individual, who has at length wholly enclosed it, and shut it against

the public, has any more right to stop up, and take the ground of this

highway to himself, than to enclose so much of the road to Holloway

through which the mails pass.

I have often perambulated Hagbush-lane, as the old London north road,

from Old-street across the City-road, the Lower and Upper Islington, and

Holloway roads, by the Islington workhouse, on to the Bull ring field;

(which is in private hands, no one knows how;) from thence, over the

site of the destroyed cottage to the old man’s present hut; then along

the meadows; across the Highgate-archway-cut into other meadows, through

which it winds back again, and recrosses the archway-cut, and afterwards

crosses the London road, between stately elms, towards Hornsey.

Perhaps the Commissioners of Crown Lands, or Woods and Forests, may find

it convenient and easy to institute an inquiry into the encroachments of

Hagbush-lane, as a disused public road; and devise a method of obtaining

its worth, in aid of the public service.

Meantime, the aggression on the old cottager must not be forgotten. The

private wrong he has sustained is in the nature of a public wrong; and

it is open to every one to consider of the means by which these repeated

breaches of the peace may be prevented, and redress be obtained for the

poor man’s injuries.

*

[359] In the first volume of the _Every-Day Book_, No. 28, which

contains the account of Hagbush-lane and its vicinage, col. 857 to

872.

* * * * *

~Garrick Plays.~

No. XXXV.

[From the “Hectors,” a Comedy; by Edmund Prestwick, 1641.]

_A Waiting Maid wheedles an old Justice into a belief, that her Lady is

in love with him._

_Maid._ I think there never was Woman of so strange a humour as she is

for the world; for from her infancy she ever doted on old men. I have

heard her say, that in these her late law troubles, it has been no

small comfort to her, that she hath been conversant with grave

counsellors and serjeants; and what a happiness she had sometimes to

look an hour together upon the Judges. She will go and walk a whole

afternoon in Charter House Garden, on purpose to view the ancient

Gentlemen there. Not long ago there was a young Gentleman here about

the town who, hearing of her riches, and knowing this her humour, had

almost got her, by counterfeiting himself to be an old man.

_Justice._ And how came he to miss her?

_Maid._ The strangliest that ever you heard; for all things were

agreed, the very writings drawn, and when he came to seal them,

because he set his name without using a pair of spectacles, she would

never see him more.

_Justice._ Nay, if she can love an old man so--well--

_The Waiting Maid places the Justice, where he can overhear a sham

discourse of the Lady with a pretended Brother._

_Brother._ What is the matter, Sister? you do not use to be so strange

to me.

_Lady._ I do not indeed; but now methinks I cannot conceal any thing;

yet I could wish you could now guess my thoughts, and look into my

mind; and see what strange passions have ruled there of late, without

forcing me to strain my modesty.

_Broth._ What, are you in love with anybody? Come, let me know the

party; a brother’s advice may do you no harm.

_Sist._ Did you not see an ancient gentleman with me, when you came

in?

_Broth._ What, is it any son or kinsman of his?

_Sist._ No, no. (_She weeps._)

_Broth._ Who then?

_Sist._ I have told you--

_Broth._ What, that feeble and decrepit piece of age--

_Sist._ Nay, brother--

_Broth._ That sad effect of some threescore years and ten--that antic

relique of the last century--

_Sist._ Alas, dear brother, it is but too true.

_Broth._ It is impossible.

_Sist._ One would think so indeed.

_Broth._ I grant, you may bear a reverence and regard, as to your

father’s ashes, or your grandsire’s tomb.

_Sist._ Alas, brother, you know I never did affect those vain though

pleasing braveries of youth, but still have set my mind on the more

noble part of man, which age doth more refine and elaborate, than it

doth depress and sink this same contemptible clod.

_Justice._ I see, she loves me.

* * * * *

[From “Hey for Honesty,” a Comedy, by T. Randolph, 1651.]

_To Plutus._

Did not Will Summers break his wind for thee?

And Shakespeare therefore writ his comedy?

All things acknowledge thy vast power divine,

Great God of Money, whose most powerful shine

Gives motion, life; day rises from thy sight,

Thy setting though at noon makes pitchy night.

Sole catholic cause of what we feel and see,

All in this all are but the effects of thee.

_Riches above Poverty; a syllogism._

--My _major_, That which is most noble, is most honorable. But Poverty

is more noble. My _minor_ I prove thus. Whose houses are most ancient,

those are most noble. But Poverty’s houses are most ancient; for some

of them are so old, like Vicarage houses, they are every hour in

danger of falling.

_Stationer’s Preface before the Play._

Reader, this is a pleasant Comedy, though some may judge it satirical,

’tis the more like Aristophanes, the father; besides, if it be biting,

’tis a biting age we live in; then biting for biting. Again, Tom

Randal, the adopted son of Ben Jonson, being the Translator hereof,

followed his father’s steps. They both of them loved Sack, and

harmless mirth, and here they shew it; and I, that know myself, am not

averse from it neither. This I thought good to acquaint thee with.

Farewell. Thine, F.J.

* * * * *

[From the “Example,” a Tragi-Comedy, by Jas. Shirley, 1638.]

_The humour of a wary Knight, who sleeps all day, and wakes all night,

for security.--He calls up his Household at midnight._

_Plot._ Dormant, why Dormant, thou eternal sleeper

Who would be troubled with these lethargies

About him? are you come, dreamer?

_Dormant (entering.)_ Would I were so happy. There’s less noise in a

steeple upon a Coronation-day. O sleep, sleep, tho’ it were a dead

one, would be comfortable. Your Worship might be pleased to let my

fellow Old-rat watch as well as I.

_Plot._ Old-rat! that fellow is a drone.

_Dorm._ He has slept this half hour on the iron chest. Would I were in

my grave to take a nap; death would do me a courtesy; I should be at

rest, and hear no noise of “Dormant.”

_Plot._ Hah! what’s the matter?

_Dorm._ Nothing but a yawn, Sir, I do all I can to keep myself waking.

_Plot._ ’Tis done considerately. This heavy dulness Is the disease of

souls. Sleep in the night!

_Dorm._ Shall I wake my fellow Old-rat? he is refreshed.

_Plot._ Do; but return you with him: I have business with both--

_Dorm._ To hear us join in opinion of what’s a clock!

They talk of Endymion: now could I sleep three lives.

(_exit._)

_Plot._ When other men measure the hours with sleep,

Careless of where they are and whom they trust,

Exposing their condition to danger

Of plots, I wake and wisely think prevention.

Night was not made to snore in; but so calm,

For our imaginations to be stirring

About the world; this subtle world, this world

Of plots and close conspiracy. There is

No faith in man nor woman. Where’s this Dormant?

_Dorm. (re-entering with Old-rat.)_ Here is the sleepy vermin.

_Old._ It has been day this two hours.

_Plot._ Then ’tis time for me to go to bed.

_Dorm._ Would my hour were once come!

_Plot._ Keep out daylight, and set up a fresh taper.

_Dorm._ By that time we have dined, he will have slept out his

first sleep.

_Old._ And after supper call for his breakfast.

_Plot._ You are sure ’tis morning?

_Dorm._ As sure as I am sleepy.

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