AT BIRMINGHAM.

The whole British empire may be justly considered as one grand alliance,

united for public and private interest; and this vast body of people is

subdivided into an infinity of smaller fraternities, for individual

benefit.

Perhaps there are hundreds of these societies in Birmingham, under the

name of “clubs;” some of them boast the antiquity of a century, and by

prudent direction have acquired a capital, at accumulating interest.

Thousands of the inhabitants are connected; nay, to be otherwise is

rather unfashionable, and some are people of sentiment and property.

Among a variety of purposes intended by these laudable institutions, the

principal one is that of supporting the sick. Each society is governed

by a code of laws of its own making, which have at least the honour of

resembling those of the legislature; for words without sense are found

in both, and we sometimes stumble upon contradiction.

The poor-rates, enormous as they appear, are softened by these brotherly

aids; they tend also to keep the mind at rest, for a man will enjoy the

day of health, with double relish, when he considers he has a treasure

laid up for that of sickness. If a member only of a poor family be sick,

the head still remains to procure necessaries; but if that head be

disordered, the whole source of supply is dried up.

The general custom is to meet at a public house every fortnight, spend a

trifle, and each contribute sixpence, or any stated sum, to the common

stock. The landlord is always treasurer, or father, and is assisted by

two stewards, annually or monthly chosen.

As honour and low life are not always found together, we sometimes see a

man, who is idle, wish the society may suppose him sick, that he may rob

them with more security; or, if a member hang long “upon the box,” his

brethren seek a pretence to expel him. On the other hand, we frequently

observe a man silently retreat from the club, if another falls upon the

box, and fondly suppose himself no longer a member; or if the box be

loaded with sickness, the whole club has been known to dissolve, that

the members might rid themselves of the burden. The Court of Requests

finds an easy remedy for these evils, at a trifling expense.

The charity of the club is often extended beyond the grave, and

terminates with a present to the widow.

Philosophers tell us, “There is no good without its kindred evil.” This

amiable body of men, marshalled to relieve disease, has one small alloy,

and perhaps but one. As liquor and labour are inseparable, the imprudent

member is apt to forget to quit the club-room when he has spent his

necessary two-pence, but continues there, to the injury of his family.

One of these institutions is the “_Rent Club_,” where, from the weekly

sums deposited by the members, a sop is regularly served up twice a

year, to prevent the growlings of a landlord.

In the “_Breeches Club_” every member ballots for a pair, value a

guinea, _promised_ of more value by the maker. This club dissolves when

all the members are served.

The intentions of the “_Book Club_” are well known to catch the

productions of the press as they rise.

The “_Watch Club_” has generally a watchmaker for its president, is

composed of young men, and is always temporary.

If a tailor be short of employment, he has only to consult a landlord

over a bottle, and by their joint powers, they give birth to a “_Clothes

Club_,” where every member is supplied with a suit to his taste, of a

stipulated price. These are chiefly composed of bachelors, who wish to

shine in the eyes of the fair.

A bricklayer stands at the head of the “_Building Club_,” where every

member perhaps subscribes two guineas per month, and each house, value

about one hundred pounds, is balloted for as soon as erected. As a house

is a weighty concern, every member is obliged to produce two bondsmen

for the performance of covenants.

I will venture to pronounce another, the “_Capital Club_;” for when the

contributions amount to fifty pounds, the members ballot for this

capital, to bring into business, here also securities are necessary. It

is easy to conceive the two last clubs are extremely beneficial to

building and to commerce.

The last I shall enumerate is the “_Clock Club_.” When the weekly

deposits of the members amount to about four pounds, they cast lots who

shall be first served with a clock of that value, and continue the same

method till the whole club is supplied; after which, the clock-maker and

landlord cast about for another set, who are chiefly young housekeepers.

Hence the beginner ornaments his premises with furniture, the artist

finds employment with profit, and the publican empties his barrel.[276]

[276] Hutton’s History of Birmingham.

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