SHAM-FIGHTS AND INVASION.

Dear Sir,--Some agreeable recollections induce me to pen a few

circumstances for the _Table Book_, which may kindle associations in the

many who were formerly engaged in representing the “raw recruit,” and

who are now playing the “old soldier” in the conflict of years. I do not

travel out of the road to take the “Eleven city regiments” into my

battalion, nor do I call for the aid of the “Gray’s-inn sharpshooters,”

(as lawyers are,) and other gents of the “sword and sash,” who then

emulated their brethren in “scarlet and blue.”--Erecting my canteen at

Moorgate, I hint to other quilldrivers to extend _their_ forces when and

where their memories serve. Inkshed, not bloodshed, is my only

danger--my greatest failing is a propensity (I fear) to digress and

enlarge, till I may not bring the numbers of my muster-roll within

proper discipline. Being on my guard, however, I take the succeeding

specimens from a spot filled with chapels of several persuasions, the

“London Institution,” and well-built houses, with a pleasant relief of

verdure in the centre for nursery maids and romping children.

_Moorfields_, alas! has no fields! Where the “Beth’lem hospital” raised

its magnificent but gloomy front, with old Cibber’s statues of “Raving

and Melancholy Madness” siding the centre entrance, no vestiges remain,

except the church and parts of London Wall, leading from Broker-row to

the Albion chapel, commonly called the Plum-cake. Who that knew the

crossing from Finsbury-square to Broad-street remembers not the

open-barred window at which “Mad Molly” daily appeared, singing, and

talking inconsistencies of love, confinement, and starvation? Who that

stood before the massive building heard not the tones of agony, and felt

not deep pity for the poor reasonless creatures?

----In Moorfields, when Buonaparte threatened this country with

invasion, the beat of drum and the shrillings of the fife brought corps

of gentlemen volunteers into rank and file, to show how much a “nation

of shopkeepers” could do. Ladies in clusters assembled here to witness

the feats of their soldier-like heroes--sanctioning with their presence,

and applauding with their smiles, the defenders of their domiciles.

The “Bank gentlemen,” distinguished by their long gaiters, and therefore

called black-legs, went farther off and exercised before bank-hours, in

the Tenter-ground beyond the Vinegar-yard.

The East India Company’s three regiments (the best soldiers next to the

foot-guards) drilled in a field which lay in the way on the one side to

the Rosemary Branch, (noted for a water-party or fives’ match,) and the

White Lead Mills, whose windsails are removed by the steam Quixotes of

the day. On the other side, skirted the once pleasant path, leading from

the Shepherd and Shepherdess across the meadow either to Queen’s

Head-lane, the Britannia, or the Almshouses, near the Barley Mow,

Islington. The East India field is now divided into gardens and snug

arbours, let to the admirers of flowers and retreats.

Lackington’s “Temple of Fame” was a temple of knowledge. This splendid

place and its winding shelves of books caught the passing eye with

astonishment at the success and skill of the once humble owner of a

bookstall in Chiswell-street. Here Finsbury’s “child of lore and

catalogue-maker” wrote a “book,” abounding with quotations from authors,

and refuted his own words in after-life by publishing his “Confessions.”

Lackington was, however, a man of deep judgment in his business, and no

every-day observer of the manners and variations of his contemporaries.

Then, the “Artillery Company” attracted well-dressed people on Wednesday

evenings, and from Finsbury-side to Bunhill-row there was a promenade of

fashionables from Duke’s-place and Bevis Marks, listening to a band of

music and the roar of cannon till dusk.

Moorfields gathered more regiments than any other spot excepting the

Park, in which reviews and sham-fights concentrated the corporate forces

on field-days. Wimbledon Common became also an occasional scene of busy

parade and preparation; baggage long drawn out, multitudes of friends,

sweethearts and wives, and nondescripts. In the roads were collected the

living beings of half of the metropolis. It seemed a stir in earnest of

great achievements. Many a white handkerchief dried the parting tear.

There were the adieu and the farewell; salutes given behind the counter,

or snatched in the passage, affected the sensibilities like last

meetings. Sir W. Curtis and other colonels reminded the “gentlemen” they

had “the honour” to command, that they were in “good quarters.” Sermons

were preached in and out of the establishment to “soldiers.”

Representations were given at the theatres to “soldiers.” The

shop-windows presented tokens of courage and love to “soldiers.” Not a

concert was held, not a “free and easy” passed, without songs and

melodies to “soldiers.” It was a fine time for publicans and poets.

Abraham Newland’s promises kept army-clothiers, gun-makers, Hounslow

powder-mills, and Mr. Pitt’s affairs in action. No man might creditably

present himself if he were void of the tone of military distinction; and

Charles Dibdin and Grimaldi--“wicked wags!”--satirized the fashion of

“playing at soldiers.”

In process of time, Maidstone, Colchester, and Rochester were select

places for trying the shopkeeping volunteers: they were on duty for

weeks, and returned with the honours of the barracks. Things taking a

more peaceful aspect, or rather the alarm of invasion having subsided,

the regimentals were put by, and scarcely a relic is now seen to remind

the rising generation of the deeds of their fathers.

I could travel further, and tell more of these and similar doings, but I

refrain, lest I tire your patience and your readers’ courtesy.

Dear sir,

Truly yours,

The Every-day Book and Table Book. v. 3 (of 3) Everlasting Calerdar of Popular Amusements, Sports, Pastimes, Ceremonies, Manners, Customs and Events, Incident to Each of the Three Hundred and Sixty-five Days, in past and Present Times; Forming a Complete History of the Year, Month, and Seasons, and a Perpetual Key to the Almanac · 第 871 / 1847 题