FOR LADIES.

There is a notion, that air spoils the complexion. It is possible, that

an exposure to all weathers might do so; though if a gipsy beauty is to

be said to have a bad complexion, it is one we are very much inclined to

be in love with. A russeton apple has its beauty as well as a peach. At

all events, a spoilt complexion of this sort is accompanied with none of

the melancholy attending the bad complexions that arise from late hours,

and spleen, and plodding, and indolence, and indigestion. Fresh air puts

a wine in the blood that lasts from morning to night, and not merely for

an hour or two after dinner. If ladies would not carry buttered toast in

their cheeks, instead of roses, they must shake the blood in their

veins, till it spins clear. Cheerfulness itself helps to make good

blood; and air and exercise make cheerfulness. When it is said, that air

spoils the complexion, it is not meant that breathing it does so, but

exposure to it. We are convinced it is altogether a fallacy, and that

nothing but a constant exposure to the extremes of heat and cold has any

such effect. The not breathing the fresh air is confessedly injurious;

and this might be done much oftener than is supposed. People might

oftener throw up their windows, or admit the air partially, and with an

effect sensible only to the general feelings. We find, by repeated

experiments, that we can write better and longer with the admission of

air into our study. We have learnt also, by the same experience, to

prefer a large study to a small one; and here the rich, it must be

confessed, have another advantage over us. They pass their days in large

airy rooms--in apartments that are field and champain, compared to the

closets that we dignify with the name of parlours and drawing-rooms. A

gipsy and they are in this respect, and in many others, more on a

footing; and the gipsy beauty and the park beauty enjoy themselves

accordingly. Can we look at that extraordinary race of persons--we mean

the gipsies--and not recognise the wonderful physical perfection to

which they are brought, solely by their exemption from some of our most

inveterate notions, and by dint of living constantly in the fresh air?

Read any of the accounts that are given of them, even by writers the

most opposed to their way of life, and you will find these very writers

refuting themselves and their proposed ameliorations by confessing that

no human beings can be better formed, or healthier, or happier than the

gipsies, so long as they are kept out of the way of towns and their

sophistications. A suicide is not known among them. They are as merry as

the larks with which they rise; have the use of their limbs to a degree

unknown among us, except by our new friends the gymnasts; and are as

sharp in their faculties as the perfection of their frames can render

them. A glass of brandy puts them into a state of unbearable transport.

It is a superfluous bliss; wine added to wine: and the old learn to do

themselves mischief with it, and level their condition with stockbrokers

and politicians. Yet these are the people whom some wiseacres are for

turning into bigots and manufacturers. They had much better take them

for what they are, and for what Providence seems to have intended

them--a memorandum to keep alive among us the belief in nature, and a

proof to what a physical state of perfection the human being can be

brought, solely by inhaling her glorious breath, and being exempt from

our laborious mistakes. If the intelligent and the gipsy life could ever

be brought more together, by any rational compromise, (and we do not

despair of it, when we see that calculators begin to philosophize,) men

might attain the greatest perfection of which they are capable.

Meanwhile the gipsies have the advantage of it, if faces are any index

of health and comfort. A gipsy with an eye fit for a genius, it is not

difficult to meet with; but where shall we find a genius, or even a

fundholder, with the cheek and health of a gipsy?

There is a fact well known to physicians, which settles at once the

importance of fresh air to beauty, as well as health. It is, that in

proportion as people stay at home, and do not set their lungs playing as

they ought, the blood becomes dark, and lags in its current; whereas the

habit of inhaling the air out of doors reddens it like a ruby, and makes

it clear and brisk. Now the darker the blood, the more melancholy the

sensations, and the worse the complexion.

It is common with persons who inherit a good stock of health from their

ancestors, to argue that they take no particular pains to preserve it,

and yet are well. This may be true; and it is also true, that there is a

painstaking to that effect, which is superfluous and morbid, and helps

to do more harm than good. But it does not follow from either of these

truths, that a neglect of the rational means of retaining health will

ultimately be good for any body. Healthy people may live a good while

upon their stock. Children are in the habit of doing it. But healthy

children, especially those who are foolishly treated upon an assumption

that health consists in being highly fed, and having great beef-eating

cheeks, very often turn out sickly at last; and grown-up people, for the

most part, at least in great towns, have as little really good health,

as children in general are given credit for the reverse. Nature does

indeed provide liberally for abuses; but the abuse will be felt at last.

It is generally felt a long while before it is acknowledged. Then comes

age, with all its train of regrets and superstitions; and the beauty and

the man, besides a world perhaps of idle remorse, which they would not

feel but for their perverted blood, could eat their hearts out for

having been such fools as not to secure a continuance of good looks and

manly feelings, for want of a little handsome energy.

The ill taste of existence that is so apt to come upon people in middle

life, is too often attributed to moral causes. Moral they are, but very

often not in the sense imagined. Whatever causes be mixed up with them,

the greatest of all is, in ninety-nine instances out of a hundred, no

better or grander than a non-performance of the common duties of health.

Many a fine lady takes a surfeit for a tender distress; and many a real

sufferer, who is haunted by a regret, or takes himself for the most

ill-used of bilious old gentlemen, might trace the loftiest of his woes

to no better origin than a series of ham-pies, or a want of proper use

of his boots and umbrella.[52]

[52] New Monthly Magazine.

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