A FRIEND
One morning, five or six days after the evening I had seen Madame de
Pënâfiel at the Opéra, M. de Cernay entered my room. He was radiant.
"Well," said he, "she has gone away. She has left Paris. She went
yesterday, in the very height of the season. Does not that strike you as
peculiar? But it was the only thing left for her to do; the scandal was
too great. Society has laws that can not be disobeyed with impunity."
"How is that?" said I to him. "Why has Madame de Pënâfiel quitted
Paris?"
"It is probable," he replied, "that some of her relations, out of
respect for the good name of their family, have charitably told her
that, until the bad impression she has made by her ridiculous and sudden
passion for Ismaël, and by De Merteuil's death, was somewhat forgotten,
it would be proper for her to go and spend some time at one of her
country-seats; contrary to her usual custom, she has acceded to this
advice, and gone to conquer her love in some solitude."
"Did you ever present Ismaël to her, as she requested you?"
"Impossible," replied the count, "he is as savage as a bear, capricious
as a woman, and stubborn as a mule. I never could prevail on him to
accompany me to the Hôtel de Pënâfiel, so I fancy it is more out of
spite than from any respect of public opinion that Madame de Pënâfiel
has decided to leave town."
I admit that this sudden departure in the middle of the gay season
seemed as strange as the request to be presented to Ismaël. But while I
wished to continue on a subject which interested me, I was weary of all
this revolting gossip, so I said to the count:
"What sort of a man was the Marquis de Pënâfiel?"
"A very illustrious and powerful lord of Aragon, grandee of Spain, and
ambassador to Rome; it was there he met for the first time Mlle. de
Blémur, now Madame de Pënâfiel, who was travelling in Italy with her
uncle and aunt."
"Was the marquis young?"
"He was about thirty-five years old," said the count, "besides being
very handsome and agreeable, and a grand seigneur in every way; and yet
they say it was not a love match, but only a marriage of _convenance._
M. de Pënâfiel had a colossal fortune, but Mlle. de Blémur was
enormously rich. She was an orphan and her own mistress. Why, then, did
she decide to marry a man she did not love? Nobody knows. The marquis
had always been extremely desirous of living in France; so as soon as
they became engaged he hastened to Madrid to see the king and hand in
his resignation, then he left Spain for ever, and came to Paris, where
he married Mlle. de Blémur. After they had been married two years, he
died of some long sickness that ends in 'is,' whose diabolical name I
don't remember."
"And before her marriage, what did people say about Mlle. de Blémur?"
"Well, although she was as beautiful as the graces themselves, she had
already made herself unpopular by her coquetry and her affectations, but
above all by her pretensions to scholarship, which were worthy of one of
the _femmes savantes_ of Molière; for she had made her uncle, who did
whatever his niece desired, give her masters in astronomy, chemistry,
mathematics, and I know not what all besides! So, thanks to the fine
education she had received, Mlle. de Blémur thought she had the right
to behave with great contempt, and ridicule the men of her acquaintance
who had not studied all those wonderful things. Now you easily see how
many friends she made by her airs of superiority; but all this did not
prevent her being flattered and surrounded with admirers, for, after
all, one is willing to put up with a great deal from an heiress who has
four hundred thousand francs a year in her own right, and who is of such
a disposition that she will marry anybody she may take a fancy to; so
that when she married a foreigner she made enemies of all the young men
who had aspired to her hand."
"That I can readily believe, so many hours and so many sighs were all
thrown away. But, at least, this enmity was patriotic," said I, with a
smile. "Then this marriage was only one of convenience, you say,
although M. de Pënâfiel was very agreeable."
"It seemed to be so," replied M. de Cernay. "They were never very
demonstrative to each other; but when the marquis became ill, Madame de
Pënâfiel showed great devotion to him; that means nothing, however, as
you very well know."
"It means a great deal of devotion or a great deal of hypocrisy, for she
probably had as many lovers before her widowhood as afterwards."
"People believe she had, at least, and people are not often mistaken,"
said the count; "but she is clever, and so careful! She never writes any
but most trifling and insignificant little notes to any one. As for
Ismaël, her conduct towards him has been an incomprehensible folly,
which is quite unlike her usual behaviour, and can only be explained by
the violence of the sudden passion he inspired; there is a story, too,
of her having disguised herself, and gone to some little house, in a
distant, lonely part of town. In a word, it is very evident to sensible
people that, if Madame de Pënâfiel was in love with any honourable
man, she would not hide it; but as, on the contrary, she permits every
sort of contradictory rumour to be spread abroad concerning her, in
order to mislead investigation, there can be no doubt that she gives
herself up to the wildest fancies, and carries on the worst intrigues in
secrecy. Then, why is she such a coquette? Why does she always take such
pains to make herself agreeable? If you ever go to her house you will
see how it is. Now when a woman has such a passion for being
fascinating, she is never contented with disinterested admiration."
"But," said I to M. de Cernay, "what has become of the winning man in
that extraordinary race, which, by its publicity, must have greatly
upset the mysterious ways of Madame de Pënâfiel? M. de Senneterre,
what has become of him?"
"Oh," said the count, "Senneterre was sacrificed, shamefully sacrificed;
for, to say nothing about her crazy passion for Ismaël, she is capable,
merely in a spirit of contradiction, of weeping for the dead lover, and
hating the living one. A proof of this is that Senneterre has now the
tact and good sense to insist upon it that Madame de Pënâfiel had
nothing whatever to do with the race, which, he now tells every one who
will listen to him, came about by a wager he made with that unfortunate
De Merteuil, when they were both in high spirits.
"He says they had both been dining with Lord ----, and as they left,
each one had begun to boast of the rare accomplishments of his horse,
each one praising his own. They talked until they became excited, and
the fatal challenge was the result of their boasting. The next day, when
their enthusiasm had somewhat cooled down, they recognised the danger of
their proposition; but neither wished to appear to shrink from it, and
so from pure bravado they carried out their plan. That is all a very
plausible tale, but it is not true, at least I do not believe it, for I
know the real cause of their duel, and you must admit that De
Senneterre's story is probable. After all, though, after hearing what
rumours have connected Madame de Pënâfiel with their race, he is only
behaving like a gallant gentleman in denying it all as he does."
Many years have passed since all this happened, and I still wonder how
such puerile gossip should yet be so distinctly remembered.
It is because they formed a part of a very painful experience in my
life, and because they were the exact type of certain sorts of
conversations, and an example of the discussions, the praises, the
attacks, and the malicious falsehoods that interest and occupy the minds
of idle society people. If this statement of mine seems overdrawn or
exaggerated, you have only to remember the last piece of gossip you
heard yesterday, or your conversation of this morning, to find that I am
right.
But to return to M. de Cernay. As there was, after all, an appearance of
logic in the absurd propositions of which he was the cause, as well as
the echo,--in fact, quite enough logic to appease the conscience of
slander,--I did not attempt to defend Madame de Pënâfiel to the count.
What was more, I fancied that I saw the cause of his persistent attacks
on her; for all these rumours, that had been holding the best society in
Paris spellbound for the last five or six days, had evidently no other
author than he.
As for the other long conversation on the antecedents and character of
Madame de Pënâfiel, I only repeated it because it exactly coincided
with all that I had heard said, and it might be taken as the general
opinion of the world as to Madame de Pënâfiel.
"Let us hope," said I to the count, "that Paris will not be very long
deprived of the society of a woman who furnishes such a wonderful
subject for conversation. We certainly will give her the credit of
having entertained everybody for the last five or six days, for no one
else has been spoken of."
"I would lay a wager that you wanted to see her back again," said M. de
Cernay, as he gave me an inquisitive look.
"Without wanting to see her very badly, I am willing to admit that she
inspired me, if not with interest, at least with curiosity."
"From curiosity to interest there is but a single step, and from
interest to love there is but one more, and so I am sure that you will
become at last wildly in love with Madame de Pënâfiel. But take care!"
"In spite of all the dangers I might encounter, I should be delighted to
think that your prediction could be fulfilled; for there is nothing in
the world so happy as a man who is in love, even if he is hopelessly in
love."
"That is just the reason why I have thought it right to let you know the
real character of Madame de Pënâfiel, so that you might be on your
guard if you ever were presented to her. Really, I should have been
sorry to see you fall a victim to her fascinations," said the count to
me, with such an expression of kindliness that I could hardly believe it
to be feigned. "Between gentlemen," said he, "there are certain services
one should render one another; but really, it must have been the great
interest I take in you, or the desire I have to be useful to you, that
made me warn you so frankly; because really--" and the count hesitated
for a moment, and then began again in a serious way, in which there
seemed to be a real tone of affectionate solicitude:
"Come now, would you like to know just what I think?"
"Certainly I would," said I, quite surprised at this sudden transition.
"Well, then, you know that between men there can be nothing more stupid
than complimentary speeches; in spite of which I mean to tell you that
there is something about you which attracts one from the very first, but
after that charming first impression there seems to be something in your
manner, something that is either stiffness, coolness, or a haughty
reserve, that repels people. You are young, but you have neither the
enthusiasm nor the trustfulness of youth. There is a contrast in your
nature that I have not yet been able to explain. When you take part in a
conversation of young men who are jovial, careless, and free, your face
brightens up, you say things that are wilder and gayer than the gayest
and the wildest; and then, when you have said the last words, you put on
an air of coldness, of weariness, and seem as though you were bored to
death, so that no one knows what to think of gaiety which is so closely
followed by such gloomy sadness. So I will frankly tell you that it is
devilish hard to take you into one's confidence, no matter how much one
would like to."
You can be sure that I did not believe a word that the count said about
my wonderful powers of attraction, and as I could not understand why he
should want to flatter me, except for some purpose of his own, and as
these compliments seemed stupid and vulgar, I decided to show him how I
felt about it, and to show myself in such a light that he would spare me
any such confidences in the future.
"You are right," said I to the count. "I know that it is not easy to be
confidential with me, for I am by nature very hypocritical, and, knowing
myself, put very little faith in others. Consequently, it is quite
impossible that any one should ever feel attracted towards me or that I
should ever desire such sympathy."
The count looked as though he were seriously astonished; then he said,
in an injured tone:
"Your dissimulation is not very dangerous, since you acknowledge it."
"But I have never wanted to be dangerous," said I, smiling.
"Ah, so; and where do you suppose you are going to find any friends if
you talk like that?"
"Friends? And pray, what would I do with them?"
There probably was, in the expression of my features, in the tone of my
voice, such an appearance of truthfulness, that the count was really
surprised.
"Are you speaking seriously?" said he.
"Very seriously, I assure you; what is there to astonish you in such a
question?"
"And you are not afraid to confess such an opinion?"
"Why should I be afraid?"
"Why?" replied the count, with a bewildered look. "Come, it is a paradox
that amuses you. It is very amusing and original, no doubt, but I am
certain that in your heart you do not believe a word you are saying."
"Very well; let us talk about something else."
"No, but seriously," he replied, "can you really mean to say, 'Of what
use are friends?'"
"Certainly I do. For example, what good am I to you? What good are you
to me? Suppose we were never to meet after to-day, what would you lose?
What would I? When I say you and I, I generalise. I mean, so far, at
least, as I am concerned, those commonplace, trite affections for people
we really care nothing about, to which the world gives the name of
friendships."
"I grant you that one can easily get along without any such friendships
as those, or, rather, that they are so easy to find that nobody takes
the trouble to seek for them. What I mean is real, true, deep, devoted
friendship."
"Nisus and Euryalus, Castor and Pollux?"
"Yes. Would you say 'what to do with them' if you were ever fortunate
enough to meet with such friends?"
"I should surely say, 'What shall I do with them?' For, suppose I should
ever find a Nisus, I know I never could become an Euryalus, and I hope I
am too honest a man to accept what I never could return.
"But, suppose I should really find that true, deep, sincere friendship
that you spoke of just now. It would be perfectly useless and even a
dead weight while I was happy, for then I hate confidences; so it would
only be of any use to me when I was miserable. Now it is mathematically
impossible that I shall ever be miserable."
"How can that be?" said the count, more and more amazed.
"For a very simple reason. My health is perfect, my name and connections
place me on a level with any one, my fortune is in landed property, I
have always two years' income ahead of my expenditures, I never play
high, I never loan money,--how, then, am I ever to be miserable?"
"But then you imagine there are no other troubles than physical pain or
material embarrassment? And the sorrows of the heart?" said the count,
and he really looked grieved. But I answered by such a burst of laughter
that he seemed stunned; then he said:
"If you can look at things like that, it is evident that you will never
need anybody, and all I can say for you is, that I pity you very much.
But, come now," said he, almost impatiently, "admit that if I came
to-morrow to ask a favour of you, you would not refuse me, even if you
should grant it only out of respect of the world's opinion; that is all
the world cares for."
"But even admitting that I would render you a service, what would that
prove? Only that you had need of me, not I of you--"
"And thus you believe you will never be in need of any one?"
"Yes, that is my principal luxury, and I hold fast to it."
"So let it be; your fortune is in land, it is safe; your position is
equal to the very best, you do not believe in any heartaches, or, if
they should come, you will suffer alone; but, for instance, suppose you
ever have to fight a duel, you will have to ask some gentleman to be
your second; that is a great obligation! You see you may need others to
help you in this world."
"If ever I have a duel, I shall walk into the first barracks I come to,
I shall pick up the first two non-commissioned officers or soldiers that
I lay my hand on, and there I shall have two excellent seconds, and ones
that no man of honour could take exception to."
"What a devil of a man you are!" said the count to me. "But suppose you
are wounded, who will come to see you?"
"Nobody, thank the Lord! In physical suffering I am like a wild beast, I
want only solitude and the dark night."
"But in the world, to talk to, to live with, to live in the world you
must live with others."
"Oh, for all that, the others will not fail me any more than I shall
abandon them. The world of society is a concert, where the most
miserable musicians are placed on the same footing as the greatest
artists, and where each one plays his one note, but such chance
acquaintances cannot be called friends. Such attachments are like
strong, free-growing plants, which have neither sweet perfume nor
brilliant colouring, but which are ever green, and which we are not
afraid of crushing; the proof is that, after all we have been saying to
each other, we will remain on the same good terms as heretofore;
to-morrow we will shake hands before everybody, we will talk about
Madame de Pënâfiel's adorers, or of anything else you may please; and
in six months we will call each other 'dear fellow,' but in six months
and a day, should you or I disappear from this happy earth, either you
or I would be perfectly indifferent to the other's disappearance. And it
is perfectly natural that this should be the case. Why should it be
otherwise? What right have I to exact any other sentiment of you? And
why should you require it of me?"
"What you say is very uncommon; every one does not think as you do."
"I hope they do not for their own sakes. I fancy that I am like no one
because I am like all."
"And, no doubt, with such principles, you despise all alike, both men
and women."
"In the first place, I do not despise men," said I, "for a very simple
reason; I am no better nor worse than another, and I have often had a
mental struggle to decide one of those questions which prove a man's
honesty, or show that he is a scoundrel."
"Well?" said the count.
"Well, as I have always been very severe in my self-examinations, I have
often doubted my own motives more than those of other people; thus,
being no better than other men, I cannot despise them. As for women, as
I know no more about them than you do, it is impossible for me to give
any opinion on the subject."
"No more than I?" said De Cernay, who was evidently displeased. "I know
nothing about women?"
"Neither you, nor I, nor any one can say that he perfectly understands
women," said I, with a smile. "What man is there who even knows himself?
Where is one who knows how he would act under any conceivable
circumstances? How much less, then, could he pretend to understand not
women, but a single woman, even were she his mother, his mistress, or
his sister? Of course, I do not discuss this subject with every one, nor
am I expected to go through such a catechism, which would be about as
reasonable as a manual for learning to speak a language, in which every
conceivable question is given with its proper answer."
"In that you are quite right," said the count; "but stop, I am delighted
at a chance of making you contradict yourself. I am going to do you a
kindness: you would like to know Madame de Pënâfiel; some one, either
I or another, will have to present you to her."
"Nothing could be more amiable," said I, "and though I am a bankrupt in
friendship, I certainly would find some means of requiting such a
generous offer. Madame de Pënâfiel is charming; I believe all the
wonderful tales you have told about her. I know that it is considered a
compliment to be invited to her salon, which is very exclusive; but
really and truly, I beg you, as I would any one else, not to ask her to
receive me."
"What reason have you for doing so?"
"Because whatever pleasure I might receive from being acquainted with
her would be more than overbalanced by the humiliation I should feel in
case she refuses to meet me."
"What childish vanity!" said the count. "Not very long ago Lord Falmouth
wished to present to her the young Duke of ----, who is related to the
royal family of England. Would you believe it? Madame de Pënâfiel
flatly refused to see him."
"You are too well-bred, my dear count, not to understand that my
position places me on a certain social footing, and that I ought not to
risk such a refusal. You may think me foolish, but it is thus; don't let
us speak of it again."
"Yes, one word more," said the count; "will you wager two hundred louis
that, when she returns, you will be presented to, and received by Madame
de Pënâfiel inside of a month?"
"At my own request?"
"No; on the contrary."
"How could it be on the contrary?"
"Certainly it could. I bet you that Madame de Pënâfiel, meeting you
frequently in society, and seeing that you take no pains to be presented
to her, will manage, out of pure contradiction, to have it brought about
in spite of your opposition."
"That would be a triumph to be very proud of,--but I do not believe it
will ever happen. In fact, I have so little confidence in it that I will
accept your wager, which is this: A month after her return, I shall
_not_ have been presented to Madame de Pënâfiel."
"But," said De Cernay, "it must be understood that, if such a
proposition comes from her, you are not to refuse."
"It is so understood," said I, interrupting him. "I certainly would
never answer so honourable and flattering a proposal by a rudeness; so,
as I repeat to you, I will accept your wager."
"Your two hundred louis are as good as mine," said the count as he left
me. "But stop a moment," he added, as he held out his hand; "thanks for
your frankness."
"What frankness?"
"What you said about friendship,--your thoughts on the subject which you
expressed so bluntly. It shows that you are very honest."
"With discretion, or rather dissimulation, honesty is my other virtue,"
said I, shaking his hand cordially. And so we parted.