OUR LITERARY LEGATE.

Minister MOTLEY is a gentleman, a scholar, and, though last not least,

as genial a diner and winer as ever put American legs under a British

peer's mahogany. There was a time when he was for avenging British

outrage by whipping John Bull out of his boots, but now, clad in a

dress-coat of unexceptionable cut, he deprecates the idea of

international breaches. As a diplomatist he could scarcely show more

indifference to the Alabama claim, if the claim itself were All a Bam.

He roars for recompense more gently than a sucking dove. When he

presented our little bill a _grand coup_ was expected, but the

trans-atlantic turtle seems to have shut him up. Listening to

compliments on the "Dutch Republic" he forgets his own, and renders but

a Flemish account to his country. Not content with following the festive

footsteps of his illustrious predecessor, REVERDY, he has made new

tracks to every hospitable nobleman's door. The scented soft-soap of

adulation is his "particular vanity," and under its soothing influence

he seems to be washing his hands of his official responsibilities. In

point of fact, MOTLEY has deserted his colors, and, as a diplomat, is by

no means up to the American Standard. As it is clear he cannot maintain

the _prestige_ of the Star Spangled Banner abroad, we call upon the

Government to give him Hail Columbia, and order him home.

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