POOR CAPTAIN EYRE.

It is really outrageous to find fault with poor Captain EYRE. If ever a

man had a full and perfect defence to the accusations which are made

against him, EYRE is that man. Not content with offering one excuse, he

offers a large and varied assortment of excuses, any one of which ought

to be quite satisfactory. For example he asserts:

That instead of running into the Oneida, the Oneida ran into him.

That his ship struck the Oneida so lightly that he never knew there had

been any collision.

That he saw the Oneida just after he had run into her, and that she did

not appear to have lost any thing but her skylights.

That he stopped his engines and blew his whistle, in order to show that

he was ready to offer any needed assistance to the Oneida.

That the reason why he did not stop his engines and offer assistance,

was that the collision had so injured his own ship that he thought best

to make at once for the nearest port.

That he never dreamed that any assistance was wanted, and therefore did

not offer it.

That he would have gone to the assistance of the Oneida had not one of

his lady passengers been so frightened by the collision that she begged

him to make all possible speed to land her.

That not a single one of his passengers knew there had been a collision,

so light was the shock of the contact.

That it was only a Yankee ship, any how, and that it is all "blarsted"

nonsense to make a fuss about it.

Captain EYRE has returned to England, and asks, on the above grounds,

that he be reinstated in command of his ship. It would be absurd to

refuse so just a request. His defence could not well be more full unless

he were to strengthen it with an alibi. If Mr. SOLOMON PELL still

pursues the practice of the law, Captain EYRE should at once employ that

eminent barrister to prove an alibi for him. His justification would

then be too conclusive to admit of question.

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